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He can't not score
Can’t stop, won’t stop
Holdin these balloons
Who are the five best Dembeles of all time, think about it.
a sugar cookie man this is crazy
Im shutting the camp nou down
Games back stop
Believe me I've had this sentiment for the better part of the last decade
I'm so relieved he left the Bundesliga xd
I am just happy I am gonna be celebrating everytime lewa gets the ball next game instead of biting my fingernails off
50 plus goals this year in all comps. Watch.
That would be huge downgrade from last year.
Last year Lewa got 70goals all comp. 2nd and 3rd Mbeppe and Bezn got like 50ish
lewa and haaland were warming up in a farming league. /s
Cadiz player was 2m away when the ball was loose. Lewandowski was like 8/9m away and still was there before the defender. That's insane.
Thats cus lewa was running towards the ball and he is standing and defending its harder to take off
I'm surprised how nobody mentions that. The way he accelerated and threw his body at the perfect time is just surreal
That image of him Pedri and Dembele coming on was terrifying
Nice work so far Cadiz, now the real match begins
"Well done Cadiz, you just unlocked the real Barca!"
shades of rock Lee
More like Madara dropping the second meteor
I’m finishing the series after watching during most of high school. I stopped watching in high school towards the beginning of the 4th great ninja war. This show is WILD. But yeah Madara dropping a second meteor just showed how much stronger he was than any other ninja.
*takes off the weights that were Ferran and Depay*
Tbh raphinha has been a bit ass too today
He was involved in both goals mate
a player could play super bad and have 2 great plays in a match
If you are directly involved in scoring two goals you can't really have a bad game, even besides that, Raphina was not bad, especially considering the fact Lewy and Demebele got replaced with Ferran and Depay from the start
they was fighting the clones all along
Got a bit of vibes from the Clasico when Madrid were 3 goals down at the Bernabeu.
Then Messi was subbed on.
the one with Don Andres banger off of Neymar backheel?
If I remember correctly, the cameras were then put on the Madrid players (Marcelo, Ronaldo, and I forgot who else) and they looked worried lmao.
With good reason may I add lol 😂
Lmaoo our best 3 players coming on at once. Xavi was having none of it from Cadiz
Lol should've sent Kounde as well just for shits and giggles
Needed that to break that shitty curse of 2006. Xavi had *enough*
Insane bench depth from Barcelona
imagine reading this a year ago
They surely have the best bench in the world, on paper. Now it’s just about making sure Barca makes the most of it while they have it since it will inevitably thin out in a year or two. I’ll be the first to say I’m surprised at how well Xavi has turned the squad around, I’m still not expecting them to challenge for the CL final or the league very convincingly, but I really didn’t think he was quite ready to manage Barca and I’ve been proven wrong so far.
They were second last year and smashed Real 4-0 at home at the end of the season and since have added Lewa, Raph, Kounde, Kessie, Christensen, Alonso, Balde, and Kessi and u still don’t think they can win league?
Oh and Dembele suddenly has turned into a god.
> I’ll be the first to say I’m surprised at how well Xavi has turned the squad around
Alemany and Laporta are the ones who rebuilt the squad
It was reported recently that Xavi and Jordi work hand in hand in choosing the players/profiles while Alemany is involved in the negotiations for them. I don't mean to take credit away from Laporta and Alemany, but they're a lot less involved in getting the specific players we got but it is of course their hard work with the finances that allowed us to rebuild
I mean sure but they didn’t turn the squad around did they? They turned the club, as an entity around. Are they the ones managing the players and integrating like 8 new players into a new system after finishing 2nd in the league last year despite coming in during November when Barca was still 9th? Laporte and Alemany can release and sign whoever they want and sort out financials and staff and shit, yet it’s still up to Xavi and his staff to actually get those players to perform well and integrate into the system.
> I mean sure but they didn’t turn the squad around did they?
They are the ones who managed to sign Lewandowski, Raphinha, Koundé, Kessie, Christensen, Ferran, Bellerin and Alonso when everyone thought they'd barely be able to sign anyone at all.
Xavi has done a great job with the players, but without Alemany and Laporta, he'd still be working with Mingueza instead of Koundé, Abde instead of Raphinha, Lenglet instead of Christensen, Nico Gonzalez instead of Kessie and so on.
It's either us or City at this point. Although I will say our depth in attack and defense is better than theirs.
That was because Xavi rotated, not like that's their usual bench
Memphis and Ferran were horrible today
They weren't good, but they weren't brathwaite and jutgla bad
I mean, the bench was a lot stronger than the starting 11 today. Of today's starting outfield players I'd only expect Raphinha, Busquets and Araujo to start against Bayern, and those 3 had all been rested on Wednesday against Pilzen.
Cadiz manager just looks up from the bench and says What am i supposed to do about that?
The moment you upgrade from Fiat to Ferrari
From Ferran to Fati
Subbed on #7,8,9. Was a deadly swap.
is there an actual image because i want to put it as my wallpaper
I got this screenshot from the broadcast but hopefully there's a pic somewhere
Its like seeing Captain America, Iron Man and the Hulk coming on lol
Cadiz bullied Barca for 2 years straight. Xavi wanted revenge.
One bully done, another awaits. That maybe a teeny tiny bit more tougher.
Who else but Mr. Inevitable. On the pitch just 7 mins. What a signing.
Raphinha is a tank
Go to Madrid sub. They will still call him Europa level
Madrid fans trashing Barca players? that's shocking!!
There was Barca fans saying he wasnt worth more than 30m when we wouldnt sell him cheap to them lol
I was one of them, i had never really seen him play much and was totally a moron thinking that he'd be average. One of my biggest concern was that barca already has shitton of financial pressure so buying a "mid-table" player could be too much of a risk.
Of course I was a total moron for thinking that and am happy to be proven wrong
Alemany and Xavi decided that Raphinha was a better fit than Antony.
And not just them. I saw some Chelsea and Barca fans on here consoling eachother over both trying to overpay for an average player lol. If you ever watched him play for Leeds it was clear as day that the moment he was surrounded by quality players he'd shine even brighter.
Has your owner said anything about us paying the fees yet? Weren't we supposed to pay him by Sept 2nd or big news would happen
I haven't heard anything which is probably a good sign. I think if yous didn't pay on time the fee went up another £10m or something. I assume it was paid after the third or fourth activated lever lol.
More like opposition fans..? Some lunatic barca fans might have said this but mainly opposition
Was fans of a lot of teams tbh, its always the vocal minority who are morons lol I remember commenting on a thread after he played about 3 games for us he was destined to join Barca, he is the perfect winger imo
Apart from the talent the main thing is he plays out his heart on the field..that's exactly what is needed in this barca team.
Yeah, every game he played for Leeds you’d think someone was holding his family Hostage. He just doesn’t know how not to give 110%.
Fantastic player, but this clip isn't that remarkable. He timed his run and then squared the ball?
**THIS MAN CANNOT BE STOPPED FROM SCORING**
what is socring
the lost art of making socks
This year's its all about Lewandowski Haaland Mbappe! Let's see how it goes.
RemindMe! 7 months "Who's the top scorer "
Reminds me of last year.
This year is about Lewandowski, Mbeppe and Benzema.
Final charts all comp for 2021.
1. 70 Lewa
2. 54 Mbeppe
3. 53 Benz
This man cannot stop himself from scoring
Lmao what a ridiculous player.
got to the ball faster than the defender that had a third of the distance to it
He’s like the pigeons from finding Nemo. Mine
Who gonna tell this guy they aren’t pigeons
I always thought they were, but that might be because I group seagulls and pigeons together
They are both birds
And called rats with wings (at least where I’m from)
I call them pollo de aqua mostly to annoy my Spanish speaking family
You're from Gotham?
Nine, mine. Nine, mine
I miss saying these words week in and week out , feels soo fucking good to have lewa at our side.
He is amazing
quick, hide the pichichi
My man is a hunter
He puts so much effort in every situation it's crazy. Nowdays so many players are afraid to "sacrifice" their body for an opportunity but not Lewa, if there's a chance, he'll take it.
>"sacrifice" their body f
Idk if it's that or just lack of goal scoring instinct/hunger.
I remember back when Tammy was still with us. So many balls just went past him, like if only he had little more hunger he would have scored so many more.
I'm bringing up Abraham cause that's obv the one of the players I've watched the most, but I'm sure same could be said about many others.
This may seem like easy goal to many, dead ball, keeper on the ground. But I'm sure at least 5 out of 10 strikers wouldn't even make the run.
That's what separates elite strikers and average strikers. They know which opportunity to take
Pichichi going to be hot
More like European Golden boot
That's quite obvious. Last season (Benzema's best), he had 25 goals in la liga. It's quite obvious the Lewy will have 30+ goals this season.
Benzema had an amazing season because so many of those 25 goals were game winners and last-minute rescue goals.
Benzema only won top scorer last season because he no longer had elite competition.
As soon as a world class striker joined Barca he was destined to lose the top goal scorer spot
>Benzema only won top scorer last season because he no longer had elite competition.
And because he scored 25 lol. Even if there was an elite competor, they could've scored 24.
If this continues, it's already over
Pretty cold imo, Benz has given up
Man comes on in the 57th minute and scores in the 65th. Scoring is just in his DNA.
Probably alright to sub him off now
Fucking crazy that a cold-blooded killer like him is just named “Robert”
Well, he could have had a more lethal name(for the tongue). Grzegorz, for example. ;)
His name could literally be Bob Lavender
Oppenheimer, the destroyer of worlds
Botox my balls and call me skippy
Took him 5 mins. What a stud
That's 9 goals this season already!
NUMBER 9 LARGE
Lewandowski has been a top 3 (and often top 1) player in the world for the last 3 or 4 seasons, not surprised he's killing it at Barcelona
That run by robert to come and score waa brilliant.
The ball just finds certain players like lewy, benzema and Haaland
They are the type of players midfielders and wingers can be like, “fuck it, he’s in the box somewhere”
I miss that vibe so much right now after 3 league draws in a row
How has Mane been so far for you guys?
Lot of good will, he presses, has good off the ball movements, good runs, always tries to be part of the build-up but his end product is not quite at the level we expect from him. He still needs time but I'm sure he'll get there.
Let's say he's not as involved in our game as Lewandowski used to be while lacking his clinical finishing too. Could be much better but I still have hope.
The clinical finishing part is probably never going to be on the same level as Lewy but I'm sure he'll be a fantastic player for you guys once he gets fully adapted to Julian's system!
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Remember when everyone called the Bundesliga a farmers League because Lewa and Haaland could score so many goals? Look how many they can score in their new Leagues, i dont think the Bundesliga was the problem. These two are just insanely good.
This guy just has that ability to be at the right place at the right moment. Such a fantastic target
Not really. Cadiz player was 2m away when the ball was loose. Lewandowski was like 8/9m away and still was there before the defender. That's insane.
His anticipation is insane, the defender stood there like a statue while lewa was already cruising from 6m away
Like that one Messi goal where 3 city players are watching Messi running and scoring
I miss when City were ass
any loose ball in the penalty area is a pass to Lewandowski
Cultivating the land
What is happening at the stadium??
I read someone is getting cpr?
An people said that he could only score in the BuLi tax league 🤡
That awareness tho, how the hell did he reach that before any defender??
I thought the chance was over after he didn't pass there but well nvm :D
Such a difference with depay, always at the right place
can't believe people thought he'd flop in La Liga and is a Bundesliga merchant
Can't stop won't stop
Just give Lewangoalski the pichichi already
how is he faster than the defender thats literally on the goal line
It’s been a while since I’ve loved a Barça player this much. I was heartbroken when Leo left, but I found someone new in Lewa
For me it's still kinda cursed seeing so many Barca flairs celebrating Lewandowski goals. Still feels weird
The future is now old man
Still can't believe Chelsea fans were comparing Lewandowski signing to koulibaly 😂
Chelsea fans and delusion, what else is new 😂😂
Fucker is going to win the Pichichi isn't he?
No shit it’s fucking Robert lewandowski lmfao
I mean dude won last year golden boot scoring 70 goals all comp while second and third did 54 and 53 whole fucking 15+ goals behind him and Bayern quit CL early and Bundesliga has 2 less team so 4 less games. than every other league.
There is a reason why dude is put on messi/ronaldo level rather than Salah/Benz/Mbeppe level.
thats more than guaranteed
Yeah. He's eyeing for the European golden boot
Nice pass from Bellerin
Who else is would it be?
Always there right on time. Incredible
He is the only one who never stops on the play. Unreal instinct.
Clear indication he got that dawg in him
He Hallanded two players to get to that ball.
Haaland in the Prem, Lewa in La Liga... Are we the farmers?
he's on a roll
This guy is a machine
Funny thing is that when he was new to dortmund he was called that. Dude was fighting for starting 11 for 1,5 year. HE was called super sub because he would almost always make huge change.
Of course it had to be him
This guy loves to score goals
It's always him
10 mins later.
Funny that the Spanish commentator was just talking about how this isn’t the same goal scoring Barcelona as the past game literally as raphina ran into the box with the ball
He’s an animal
What a player
how many goals in how many games since joining? absolutely stupendous
I would also casually defend lewa by jogging beside him but well fought for the goal by lewa from pushing the midfielder away to putting effort into looking for a chance.
Raphinha made some great runs here
Bellerin's hair is something else.
Does anyone knows whats happening at the stands?
He’s just always there
Workrate of a belgian horse