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Retire Willock's number
Fuck it, lets just erect out own homemade papier-mâché statue of Willock and stick it out front of the Stadium next to Shearers.
You can have him as a permanent substitute for the cut price of 30m pounds, paid in advance of course.
Birmingham would’ve done it by now
Na na na na na na na
Gloat. Greatest loan of all time
Lingard would like a word
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIT!
My heart can't take anymore.
You have to give props to Liverpool. They're able to snatch a draw from the jaws of victory.
It was a lot to take
What a setup for that shot, too. Not the assist, the pass before it into the box... Wow, that was spectacular
HE DOES IT AGAIN! BRUCEBALL FOREVER!
Steve Bruce: Klopp is in for a Bruce Cruise, and I am captain Cruise. And right now, Klopp is cruising for a bruce-ing.
And Ryan Giggs is also on a separate bruise cruise.
>Steve Bruce: Klopp is in for a Bruce Cruise, and I am captain Cruise. And right now, Klopp is cruising for a bruce-ing.
Is this line in reference to a TV show or something cos it's absolutely hilarious
Here you go ! - https://youtu.be/VtmuCCqYK0U
He’s said he wants to become permanent, think him running to Bruce is evidence of that.
Fans really like him, he scores, he’s young, he’s English.
For those who don’t watch the games though it’s worth noting that he doesn’t start and he basically doesn’t get involved in all round play. He gets subbed on and he keeps arriving late in the box and scoring. He’s earned a chance to start but unless he gets his chance and performs I’d be unsure about spending big money on an impact sub.
I think he does have potential. He apparently impressed both Emery and Arteta in training. I think we should sell him for the rumored figures but I don’t think he’s a dead end. Could still be a very good player
I think I speak for all Newcastle fans when I say he’s absolutely a fan favourite. Would love to sign him permanently
Works out quite well for the both of us considering we really like ESR. Doesn’t really make much sense for us to keep both when we need to spend elsewhere
He's becoming a fan favourite for us too
Past 2 games stuck an extra 5m on him. Young English player with moderate success tax.
To be fair you've been great to watch since ASM came back.
Post ASM return Newcastle is different gravy
We were good before ASM got Covid. Won 5/10 I think.
My darling with the headband ❤️
I'm so glad this loan spell is working out for him lol
He’s scored in every match I haven’t watched, I need to stay away from Newcastle games.
And from the next season of Arsenal please.
Well that’ll be easy for everyone
That wasn't necessary 😔
I can't believe you've done this.
Yes please do, thank you!
It is written in the book of Willock.
True, I've read it in the Bible
We call it The Billock in these parts
The book of Joe.
Liverpool: “Willock like we’re not getting top 4 this season.”
What a huge goal. Liverpool really keep doing this to themselves. You would have thought after the disallowed goal it would have been a wake up and they would have held on but nope.
You would think huh?
If we don't already then we are in desperate need of new sports psychologists....the team are so far in their own heads.
Willock brought in simply to score last minute goals off the bench.
92 minutes of football after the first goal.
30 something attempts by Liverpool.
2 goals by Newcastle in 180 seconds.
Absolutely fucking hilarious.
Steve Bruce Genius!
SANTIAGO MUNEZ soul is in Joe Willock
Now I wanna watch that movie again
e: [with some more frames](https://i.imgur.com/GAUHOqI.gifv)
His reactions are the fucking best. Everytime anything bad happens his face is a meme
Dany Ings scoring an accidentally worldie was on my bingo card
Lmaooo. Love this one
[This is the best one](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BabyishDarkAfricancivet-size_restricted.gif)
That's terrifying lol
Fourth official certainly thought so. He'd rather have been anywhere else.
this is before he registered at Firmino's dentist I see
I knew which one this was before opening it. Scary man sometimes.
Hulk go smash.
Klopps face expressions in games will never stop being funny
Tbh, I really like Klopp as a manager, but man what the fuck is happening to Liverpool
Losing Van Dijk and Gomez at the same time, which also meant Fabinho couldn't play in the midfield, made the offensive plan totally collapse.
It's led to an inability to comfortably play with a high line, paired with Fabinho winning the ball a lot further back on the pitch.
They've had to build up attacks in a completely different way compared to the last two seasons.
This was the problem, until about 6 weeks ago. Since then we've done most things right, except the forwards have genuinely forgotten how to score.
His smile and optimism: Gone.
The "EW" really adds to the image.
Jeeez sim making an appearance in /r/soccer that's a pleasant surprise
Newcastle exacting your well earned points deduction on the pitch.
To be fair, that's what you get for not finishing those 1200 attempts.
We have literally regressed two years in 6 months.
ESL: “allow us to introduce ourselves”
End Scouse Life
Eat Sleep Liedownandcry
You’ve described my life, after every Liverpool game, since January
Eat Sleep Lewandowski
"Mentality giants" not fucking likely.
Look at the flowers
Was absolutely inevitable when we didn’t bury any of those first half chances. You just sit there and know it’s coming. Brutal.
More like mentality midgets without VVD and Hendo
The ESL dream is still alive
all I feel is pain
Arsenal's best midfielder this season, not even close.
Mate, he’s been our top scoring midfielder for two seasons straight now
That's despite him playing less games for Arsenal than he has for the bench and Newcastle.
The fact this is true 😭
Super League teams can’t catch a break lmao.
*Chuckles* I'm in danger
Leeds 94th minute winner incoming.
Stop typing right this instant
Lmao I'm afraid to comment anything on this thread 🤣
No, we’ve just been shit for 6 months now
Liverpool have genuinely been shit since the first Atlético game 14 months ago!
Let me press f on the world's tiniest keyboard for you and your ESL chums
BALL DONT LIE
BALL CANNOT BE BUY
DREAMS CANNOT BE BUY
AND IT SPELLS DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACKRIFICE
That’ll be an extra £10m Brucey!
We have been crying out for goals from midfield for ages and you wanna sell the only don who is showing a capability to do so?
He won't reproduce that for Arsenal.
I know, it will be a niles 2.0 situation. We will regret not selling willock while his stock is high.
He isn't seeing the pitch while Willian is gargling Artetas balls.
Please be less creative with your descriptions. That is a mental image I didn’t need.
They don’t remotely play the same position.
Everytime we shithouse a result like that Steve Bruce will be bouncing down into his trusty XJ8, 3.2 litre (Sports edition) Jaguar and treating himself to an extra large donner kebab and all the sauces lathered on top.
Seriously though, Willock deserves the right to start next game. He's earned us 5 points with his late goals recently and saving us from relegation.
Ooh he does sound like the person who owns a Jaaag
Think everyone knew this would happen
what a fucking sequence, this is why we hate esl
I’m feeling SUPER
The future is here ~~old man~~ legacy fan
hahaha disallow that you cunts
get the fuck in newcastle
you're not allowed to feel schadenfreude, you're one of the baddies
We saved football by knocking over the first domino
[Us Chelsea fans rn](https://i.imgur.com/GiVCB8U.jpg)
God did we fucking need that...
I did get nervous when they paused the video on Dwight Gayle
I fucking saw this coming. We don't deserve top 4 if we play like shit. Fucks sake
The greatest Newcastle loan ever (maybe I don’t really know)
Loic Remy would like a word. But Joe is a close second
Kenedy and Dubravka. I mean, to be fair, Willock isnt even a starter.
Kenedy managed to be arguably our best loan and worst loan ever over his two seasons
Fabrice Pancrate would like a word
That goal against Watford was something else
Rondon was better. No one in this sub watches the games, Willock doesn’t even start.
I genuinely forgot we loaned Rondon. He was better than Joe aye. Wouldn’t say he was better than Remy though.
Remy was the better player but also a massive cunt who pied us for QPR and for that reason I’d prefer Rondon.
second only to Remy
Kenedy in his first loan spell!
Dread it, run from it, Bruceball arrives all the same.
I love seeing this kind of stuff happen to ESL clubs, get it up ya
Yeah us Boston merseyreds did not plan on this result. Hopefully we get some good draft picks. Fuck fsg.
something something suck it super ligue
Fully deserved goal. Felt so bad when the first 'goal' was disallowed
Yeah, shambolic decision
Disgusting from your forwards.
> The play is just VIBES at this point
sorry but what does that even mean?
Let’s be honest, we played pretty well, but our forwards finished like they’ve never played football before. Been a constant theme this season with almost everyone except Salah.
as Peter Drury just said
AND THIS TIME THEY WON'T BE ROBBED
ESL wanted to happen
You get what you fucking deserve!
Just like Brucey earning a contract extension right there
Dreams can’t be buy.
Joe coming clutch yet again
Disallow that one, cunts.
Bread in french
Top 4 is over for Liverpool
UP THE MAGPIES
Definitely the loudest I've ever cheered a Newcastle goal. Thanks lads
Where there's a Willock, there's a way.
Don't know what Klopp was complaining about with the referee
Dread it, run from it, Willock is inevitable.
We do not deserve top 4.
Willock tripling his value every game we love to see it
I love this league. Imagine thinking anything else could be better than this.
Absolute shambles, deserved goal
Dread it, run from it
F* esl and their clubs
Bottling is back on the menu boys
First Spurs now Liverpool. Willock hates the Big Six
why are we like this
Justice, Wilson having a clear goal disallowed for the henious crime of having an arm. This rule needs to be binned pronto. With common sense Geordies take this 2-1
This boy has been so clutch this season omds
Bruceball strikes again
Merseyside reds are furious
Get this lad a fucking statue.
Nice win from Gayle on the header, fell fortunately to Willock and he launched it right to the back of the net. Awesome goal.