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Retire Willock's number


Fleminem87

Fuck it, lets just erect out own homemade papier-mâché statue of Willock and stick it out front of the Stadium next to Shearers.


a-Sociopath

You can have him as a permanent substitute for the cut price of 30m pounds, paid in advance of course.


ManuPasta

Birmingham would’ve done it by now


neighbourhoodnegro

rude 🙁


papi617

Jude 🙁


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Hey


a-Sociopath

Na na na na na na na


olowo24

Gloat. Greatest loan of all time


HomieApathy

Lingard would like a word


Tenixxor

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIT!


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_mistabista_

he did


Geordant

My heart can't take anymore.


ctid1987

You have to give props to Liverpool. They're able to snatch a draw from the jaws of victory.


HippoSalad13

It was a lot to take


TEFL_job_seeker

What a setup for that shot, too. Not the assist, the pass before it into the box... Wow, that was spectacular


Heavy_Metal_Turtle

HE DOES IT AGAIN! BRUCEBALL FOREVER!


brettfern

Gegenbrussing


NOT-ENOUGH-CHARACTE-

Total Bruceball


4ssteroid

Bruci-braca


xLoafery

Stevie-taka


Le400Blows

Brucelona


arsenal11385

Brucenaccio


sirlapse

Joga brucito


arnold_117

Steve Bruce: Klopp is in for a Bruce Cruise, and I am captain Cruise. And right now, Klopp is cruising for a bruce-ing. And Ryan Giggs is also on a separate bruise cruise.


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>Steve Bruce: Klopp is in for a Bruce Cruise, and I am captain Cruise. And right now, Klopp is cruising for a bruce-ing. Is this line in reference to a TV show or something cos it's absolutely hilarious


arnold_117

Here you go ! - https://youtu.be/VtmuCCqYK0U


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Crammock

He’s said he wants to become permanent, think him running to Bruce is evidence of that. Fans really like him, he scores, he’s young, he’s English. For those who don’t watch the games though it’s worth noting that he doesn’t start and he basically doesn’t get involved in all round play. He gets subbed on and he keeps arriving late in the box and scoring. He’s earned a chance to start but unless he gets his chance and performs I’d be unsure about spending big money on an impact sub.


zaviex

I think he does have potential. He apparently impressed both Emery and Arteta in training. I think we should sell him for the rumored figures but I don’t think he’s a dead end. Could still be a very good player


Elroyfin

I think I speak for all Newcastle fans when I say he’s absolutely a fan favourite. Would love to sign him permanently


cwillard260

Works out quite well for the both of us considering we really like ESR. Doesn’t really make much sense for us to keep both when we need to spend elsewhere


Hannibal09

He's becoming a fan favourite for us too


jamin_2194

Past 2 games stuck an extra 5m on him. Young English player with moderate success tax.


TrashHawk

To be fair you've been great to watch since ASM came back.


Arslen24

Post ASM return Newcastle is different gravy


thepresidentsturtle

We were good before ASM got Covid. Won 5/10 I think.


TechPunk19

My darling with the headband ❤️


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p1nky_and_the_brain

I'm so glad this loan spell is working out for him lol


rudygha

He’s scored in every match I haven’t watched, I need to stay away from Newcastle games.


IhvolSnow

And from the next season of Arsenal please.


ineptape

Well that’ll be easy for everyone


CT_Gunner

That wasn't necessary 😔


afc1886

I can't believe you've done this.


Notove

Yes please do, thank you!


Martell2707

It is written in the book of Willock.


cvitiosus

True, I've read it in the Bible


[deleted]

We call it The Billock in these parts


LAKERSfanTV

🅱illock


Don_Kahones

The book of Joe.


TannedCroissant

Liverpool: “Willock like we’re not getting top 4 this season.”


stigmatised

What a huge goal. Liverpool really keep doing this to themselves. You would have thought after the disallowed goal it would have been a wake up and they would have held on but nope.


_justtheonce_

You would think huh? If we don't already then we are in desperate need of new sports psychologists....the team are so far in their own heads.


KingDan23

Willock brought in simply to score last minute goals off the bench.


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92 minutes of football after the first goal. 30 something attempts by Liverpool. 2 goals by Newcastle in 180 seconds. Absolutely fucking hilarious.


alpopa85

Steve Bruce Genius!


thecoolShitposter

SANTIAGO MUNEZ soul is in Joe Willock


AntaresSlayer

Now I wanna watch that movie again


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Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/pPD2t5H.jpg e: [with some more frames](https://i.imgur.com/GAUHOqI.gifv)


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His reactions are the fucking best. Everytime anything bad happens his face is a meme


WHumbers

https://imgur.com/gGsSah6


simplyrelaxing

Dany Ings scoring an accidentally worldie was on my bingo card


ChinnyMcChin

Lmaooo. Love this one


BlackCurses

[This is the best one](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BabyishDarkAfricancivet-size_restricted.gif)


DickyD43

That's terrifying lol


Ghoticptox

Fourth official certainly thought so. He'd rather have been anywhere else.


Vegasome

this is before he registered at Firmino's dentist I see


deadendxxx

I knew which one this was before opening it. Scary man sometimes.


ubiquitous_uk

Hulk go smash.


sv979

Klopps face expressions in games will never stop being funny


fatyoshi48

Tbh, I really like Klopp as a manager, but man what the fuck is happening to Liverpool


Quamme

Losing Van Dijk and Gomez at the same time, which also meant Fabinho couldn't play in the midfield, made the offensive plan totally collapse. It's led to an inability to comfortably play with a high line, paired with Fabinho winning the ball a lot further back on the pitch. They've had to build up attacks in a completely different way compared to the last two seasons.


lateregistration13

This was the problem, until about 6 weeks ago. Since then we've done most things right, except the forwards have genuinely forgotten how to score.


Hoffall

His smile and optimism: Gone.


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[:- 0](https://i.imgur.com/x0QrJiY.jpg)


Mmac360

The "EW" really adds to the image.


Tamazarashi

Jeeez sim making an appearance in /r/soccer that's a pleasant surprise


TrashHawk

Newcastle exacting your well earned points deduction on the pitch.


nshriup19

To be fair, that's what you get for not finishing those 1200 attempts.


CollieDaly

We have literally regressed two years in 6 months. 3 years*


zachzx

ESL: “allow us to introduce ourselves”


THE_DROG

End Scouse Life


patatopotata

Eat Sleep Liedownandcry


MrIsa09

You’ve described my life, after every Liverpool game, since January


hafrances

Eat Sleep Lewandowski


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"Mentality giants" not fucking likely.


Elemayowe

*cocks shotgun* Look at the flowers


thabigQ

Was absolutely inevitable when we didn’t bury any of those first half chances. You just sit there and know it’s coming. Brutal.


mohankohan

Mentality monsters


SalahManeFirmino

More like mentality midgets without VVD and Hendo


ApprehensivePepper98

The ESL dream is still alive


ali_h_101

all I feel is pain


murrayfromtheblock

Arsenal's best midfielder this season, not even close.


ChibzyDaze

Mate, he’s been our top scoring midfielder for two seasons straight now


murrayfromtheblock

That's despite him playing less games for Arsenal than he has for the bench and Newcastle.


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The fact this is true 😭


thirddash139

Super League teams can’t catch a break lmao.


HamiltonFAI

*Chuckles* I'm in danger


karmahorse1

Leeds 94th minute winner incoming.


MJenius-MJ

Stop typing right this instant


pearlz176

Lmao I'm afraid to comment anything on this thread 🤣


never_pm_me_ok

No, we’ve just been shit for 6 months now


[deleted]

Liverpool have genuinely been shit since the first Atlético game 14 months ago!


SilverFirePrime

Let me press f on the world's tiniest keyboard for you and your ESL chums


ronaldo119

BALL DONT LIE


Kuntheman

BALL CANNOT BE BUY


Banggern

DREAMS CANNOT BE BUY


Initial-Tip

Ok, bye


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AND IT SPELLS DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACKRIFICE


basedsims

That’ll be an extra £10m Brucey!


lazy_summer_days

We have been crying out for goals from midfield for ages and you wanna sell the only don who is showing a capability to do so?


FanFlow

He won't reproduce that for Arsenal.


ChipmunkInformal1608

I know, it will be a niles 2.0 situation. We will regret not selling willock while his stock is high.


sparkyjay23

He isn't seeing the pitch while Willian is gargling Artetas balls.


Coquelins-counselor

Please be less creative with your descriptions. That is a mental image I didn’t need.


WerhmatsWormhat

They don’t remotely play the same position.


Fleminem87

Everytime we shithouse a result like that Steve Bruce will be bouncing down into his trusty XJ8, 3.2 litre (Sports edition) Jaguar and treating himself to an extra large donner kebab and all the sauces lathered on top. Seriously though, Willock deserves the right to start next game. He's earned us 5 points with his late goals recently and saving us from relegation.


wewdepiew

Ooh he does sound like the person who owns a Jaaag


Virgil_smash

Think everyone knew this would happen


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AsRomaAddict

what a fucking sequence, this is why we hate esl


leedler

I’m feeling SUPER


DidYouSayK

The future is here ~~old man~~ legacy fan


fap4jesus

hahaha disallow that you cunts


Servalarian

get the fuck in newcastle


strawberrystation

you're not allowed to feel schadenfreude, you're one of the baddies


SlightCarpet

We saved football by knocking over the first domino /s


True-Tiger

[Us Chelsea fans rn](https://i.imgur.com/GiVCB8U.jpg)


Imallama

God did we fucking need that...


Mallonhead

I did get nervous when they paused the video on Dwight Gayle


zachzx

Pain.


ali_h_101

I fucking saw this coming. We don't deserve top 4 if we play like shit. Fucks sake


G00NR11

The greatest Newcastle loan ever (maybe I don’t really know)


MrDeftino

Loic Remy would like a word. But Joe is a close second


JIT444

Kenedy and Dubravka. I mean, to be fair, Willock isnt even a starter.


TomiAmeobi

Kenedy managed to be arguably our best loan and worst loan ever over his two seasons


TomiAmeobi

Fabrice Pancrate would like a word


mattBJM

That goal against Watford was something else


Crammock

Rondon was better. No one in this sub watches the games, Willock doesn’t even start.


MrDeftino

I genuinely forgot we loaned Rondon. He was better than Joe aye. Wouldn’t say he was better than Remy though.


Crammock

Remy was the better player but also a massive cunt who pied us for QPR and for that reason I’d prefer Rondon.


Mind-Mischief

second only to Remy


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Kenedy in his first loan spell!


irfoland

Dread it, run from it, Bruceball arrives all the same.


SHX21BZaq

I love seeing this kind of stuff happen to ESL clubs, get it up ya


_hotpotofcoffee

Yeah us Boston merseyreds did not plan on this result. Hopefully we get some good draft picks. Fuck fsg.


ImPrettyCoolK

something something suck it super ligue


iFaiIix

Im speechless


yazze62319

Fully deserved goal. Felt so bad when the first 'goal' was disallowed


therealfour

Yeah, shambolic decision


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wicsy

Disgusting from your forwards.


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Sigma1977

> The play is just VIBES at this point sorry but what does that even mean?


AdministrativeLaugh2

Let’s be honest, we played pretty well, but our forwards finished like they’ve never played football before. Been a constant theme this season with almost everyone except Salah.


melihs11

as Peter Drury just said AND THIS TIME THEY WON'T BE ROBBED


Arslen24

Tf happened


drivebymedia

ESL wanted to happen


Arslen24

You get what you fucking deserve!


ZeusWRLD

Earn it!


Arslen24

Just like Brucey earning a contract extension right there


ZeusWRLD

Wait no


squeda

Dreams can’t be buy.


captars

Justice. Justice happened.


FrostedFluke

Joe coming clutch yet again


ukpflandlord2

Disallow that one, cunts.


-Whisperr

JUSTICE


iGeography

Poetic justice.


abelknows

BRUCEBALL


MrBenis420

Bread in french


DaboLFC

Top 4 is over for Liverpool


_br4ve-trave1er_

UP THE MAGPIES


ServoWHU42

Definitely the loudest I've ever cheered a Newcastle goal. Thanks lads


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Where there's a Willock, there's a way.


kerry18

Don't know what Klopp was complaining about with the referee


FudgingEgo

Dread it, run from it, Willock is inevitable.


[deleted]

We do not deserve top 4.


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Willock tripling his value every game we love to see it


scrublord7

I love this league. Imagine thinking anything else could be better than this.


ThirstyPotato

Absolute shambles, deserved goal


Furyant

Dread it, run from it


ImNot_Bardamerda

F* esl and their clubs


porky1122

EARN IT


-falseprofits-

Bottling is back on the menu boys


Underrated_user20

First Spurs now Liverpool. Willock hates the Big Six


aubvrn

why are we like this


_Enigma_UK

Justice, Wilson having a clear goal disallowed for the henious crime of having an arm. This rule needs to be binned pronto. With common sense Geordies take this 2-1


afcsharky22

This boy has been so clutch this season omds


Bobskidat

Bruceball strikes again


MightyGandhi

Merseyside reds are furious


MrDeftino

Get this lad a fucking statue.


GoonerWaffle

40m please


Earl-Thomas-a-Raven

Nice win from Gayle on the header, fell fortunately to Willock and he launched it right to the back of the net. Awesome goal.