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Ezzaron

the longest meeting is finally over


Ok-Finance-7612

12hrs of negotiations apparently


circa285

How much has Chelsea spent this window? It's got to be an astronomical amount.


I_always_rated_them

208m euros before this so 328m euros total


circa285

Good lord, that's a massive amount for most clubs in the summer window, let alone the winter window.


ambiguousboner

It’s a massive amount for any club in a summer window. Even if PSG or Madrid spent 300 odd mil in a month people would be like “damn, that’s a fuck load” The fact Chelsea have done this in Jan is just fucking outrageous


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vRobyn

Hey don't forgot the Jorginho money. Hazard and Jorginho single-handedly paid for this transfer window.


bigbobbybearle

The fall window 😭


twillems15

He’s edited it now lol


Soulie1993

Because leaf fall down


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12 hours of negotiations to pay the release clause they asked for from the beginning. Art of the deal


Yung2112

60! No 61! No 63! *6h later* Fine! 120! Okay dea- But in 12 payments No 11? No ...


boehly

😅


alice_s_jabberwocky

You are the man himself?


OneOfThoseDays_

must be, impossible to tell a lie on the internet


FibonacciVR

that is true.


ripamaru96

No they paid 40M upfront and the rest in 6 installments.


rlh17

Surprisingly, it’s still actually going on


Sluggybeef

They've been chilling with pizza since about 4pm watching people having meltdowns on twitter laughing


hipcheck23

They sealed the deal yesterday, and were out on the golf course today, out of reception. Meanwhile, ChatGTP spawned a few dozen Twitter accounts and just spouted absolute rubbish for the past 36h.


istilllovemata

Rui Costa, Todd Boehly and co were probably just playing tournament on FIFA. that’s why it took so long


Sluggybeef

Winner got Enzo for sure


kingscrimson

I hope they get some good food after.


Agrith1

People thought Chelsea's spending would end after Abramovich's departure, it's gone up 3 fold lmao


anewprotagonist

So many of our (Chelsea) fans claiming a Yank has been ruining the team since Potter’s arrival. As I’ve said from the beginning - Todd is not spending this amount of money to get anything less than silverware and gold. With a squad like this, we absolutely have to start winning. If we don’t, Todd will find someone who can.


Albiceleste_D10S

The summer window was bad, TBF. Winter window has been good tho—esp since Vivell and co have input instead of Boehly playing sporting director


VoidPineapple

Summer window can still turn out pretty good really. Sterling and Fofana have been alright and if Cucurella can continue his good form and become a solid starter/role player he'll be cool too. Only bad deal could be Koulibaly but even he could turn it around. As for the 18-20 year olds we signed, I like all those deals but jury is still out of course.


Albiceleste_D10S

Sterling hasn't been good enough given his age, TBH. He was supposed to be good now—and he hasn't been. Fofana and Cucu were overpays but ~fine. Koulibaly has been a bad buy too.


FC37

Apparently Cucurella was dreadfully sick for a while and lost a bunch of strength. If he plays like his recent form from here on out, he'll prove to be more or less worth his fee. Koulibaly was an overpay, but they can't all be winners. Sterling, it's too soon to judge. I think he's suffering from the toothlessness of the rest of the attack. Look for him to find chemistry with more aggressive-minded players like Mudryk before judging.


theestwald

Damn, and Koulibaly had been hyped with different clubs for so many windows... Did not see this coming


FC37

Feels like he's just a step too slow at his age. It's just not working out as we hoped.


Legal_North_6910

How…. Many players can one even register?


Bozzetyp

3 in cl, Means that one out of mudryk, badiashile, felix and enzo wont play cl with chelsea


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Badiashile probably.


themanebeat

Really? Are there enough defenders to rely on?


MrCleanandShady

It's less "we have enough defenders" and more "Felix HAS to play" thanks to the loan terms


mikevin99

We have Silva, Koulibaly, Chalobah, and Wesley Fofana (likely coming back from injury soon)


knickerbockerz

No, but fuck defense


SirBarkington

Easily leave out Badi even though he's been great. If Fofana is back we'll be good and I'm alright with K2 in the CL.


tellymundo

Also means he can play in league and help with rotations.


jschlete9

Do we gain any spots for jorgi/ziyech transfers?


YageWilkes

Nope. You get 3 changes.


Jinwu514

Nope. As of round of 16 a club can register a maximum of 3 new players


yes_thats_right

Boehly: what if we take 12 new spots and stretch it over 8 seasons?


Jimmyjamjames

Ask Nottingham Forest


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They're not in Europe


obsterwankenobster

I believe they're in England


[deleted]

And I believe Brexit means Brexit


junior150396

River is signing Mbappe now.


FerneCola

Who needs Mbappe when you have Pablito Solari?


Nightdocks

Who needs Pablito when you have Salo El Gladiador Rondón 🫡


A-Dumb-Ass

How much do they get from this transfer? I wonder if he would've got a big transfer if he was still playing in Argentina and had the World Cup that he had. Or was he just not going to be selected for the World Cup if he was still at River?


AleArg99

Around 35 million. He was probably going to be selected for the World Cup if he was still in River (Julian Alvarez won the Copa America when he was still at River, also Armani went to the World Cup and he is still at River), but the transfer would have been way lower because the whole country kinda sucks on economic terms, so it would have been impossible to compete against any contract they would offer to Enzo.


thebluetistaar

Let's gooooo. We eating thanks Chelsea


SaBe_18

You make more money by the sell of a player you don't even have anymore than we do selling 6-7 good players. Fucking hell I hate everything


OG-Bahiense

jajaja tampoco es que nos pasa seguido. de 7 que se nos iban 5 eran con el pase en su poder. Una desgracia


Reapper97

We really are millionaires ;)


OG-Bahiense

Ahora a repatriar a Julian


Reapper97

Hay que traer a Messi, le falta una libertadores y la 5ta esta cerquita 👀


KanteWorkRate

Passive income 🔥


STUMPY6942069

Next time I'm watching football highlights YouTube ads: Want to make millions without lifting a finger?? Here's 2 easy steps to get rich quick!


robotnique

Yeah but easy to misunderstand when the directions begin with purchasing young Argentine boys.


BadCogs

Atleast one other club's fans are happy with us lol.


JezzaPar

You’ll be really happy too believe me. Enzo is different.


BadCogs

I hope so man. Everyone will be licking lips to see this signing of ours flop big, understandably, so I hope he can do well if not justify the big fee fully. We also lacked a good passer for years now. He could help us alot if he lives up to his hype.


IllustriousAnt485

Friendship ended with Benfica. Chelsea is our new best friend!


VVVV13

This was the best news of the day. Thanks Chelsea.


Marco2169

Trickle down economics finally working as intended


Ironicopinion

Has any club done better business from not having to negotiate?


JezzaPar

This is the best business ever done for a player in Argentina period, with or without negotiating. No team has ever gotten over 40 million dollars for a player here.


iVarun

World Cup keeps giving Argentina more wins. Could it be a sign & 30 years from now books get written about how that month in 2022 changed the world... Or maybe not.


aboredDYQ

Brito: Con Enzo me hice la cancha😎


Jon98th

Amazing business you guys did here … Benfica should become your second team from now on


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thebluetistaar

1st or 2nd. Saviola to Barcelona in 2001 was around €35m.


IkeaKarma

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a LONG time


sickntwisted

also played in Benfica. he is still in shape, playing futsal in the Andorran league, and he participated recently in Piqué's King's League. it was a pleasure to see him play together with Aimar again in Benfica, years after they left River.


I_Rate_Assholes

Pablo Aimar was my fucking jam


sickntwisted

my favourite player. I'm a Benfica fan since the 80s and I just love intelligent players. there were several but I kept track of his whole career and was extremely happy when he joined us. I wish he had more success in our club. my late puppy was named Pablito in his honour.


The_Magic_Sauce

If you count that we paid 14M euro already plus 25% of 120M now, that's 44M. So #1 PS: love Saviola and Aimar


comidoporelDibu

Don't forget to add a couple mill for formation rights, it's supposed to be close to 50 total


myersjw

Insane fee for the time


halflemonade

fell to my knees in the middle of Lidl


SpicyDorito08

Just watched a guy fall on his knees in my local Lidl


Aleblanco1987

How did he fell? Lidl by Lidl... I'll see myself out


IloveGuanciale

Your Lidls are still open?


Goldenrah

They are usually open until around 9 or 10PM here. Depends on the location.


halflemonade

Dreams can be buy


roryking97

Wow this move came out of nowhere, can’t believe how quickly it’s come together


Stonewalled89

Yep, surprised how little drama was involved


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

We move in silence


InformativeFox

Like Kronk with Kuzco in the bag


Blueblood29

My F5 key can finally rest.


admiralawkward

Holy shit


TheBlueTango

Thought it was dead with how long it's taking


honestlynotBG

It was dead, then it was revived, then was dead again, and revived again, and dead, and revived... And it actually happened


InformativeFox

"This parrot is (not) deceased"


trappuccino92

The tea leaves were obvious this morning Enzo not traveling then the Benfica director looking for a replacement then the briefings they put out about it’s off the signs were there that negotiations were being done and the deal would be completed


IloveGuanciale

It’s over. It’s finally over


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And That's because the Transfer Window is about to close...


PoppinKREAM

Todd Boehly madness^^^tm is just starting. This will be Chelsea's 8^th signing of the winter window, spending around £290 million. River Plate also reportedly had a 25% sell-on clause, they're going to be rolling in it tonight.


shashei

Holy shit :(


Joystic

You can’t just throw a bunch of superstars on the pitch and call it a team, as we’ve already learnt. I wouldn’t worry just yet.


badegg07

We won 2 champions leagues with that attitude


Joystic

Lol fair point Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit


goosebumpsHTX

congrats, hes the best young midfield talent i can remember in my lifetime coming out of argentina


Aggressive_Bus_4289

Todd Boehly is making Roman Abramovich seem like he was a cheapskate


anewprotagonist

Scenes when it’s revealed Abramovich *is* Boehly


OnePieceAce

I've never seen anything like how Boehly has spent


Successful-Taro2060

Mbappe and Neymar in the same window was nuts. Also Galactos I and II were absolutely crazy. But all these signings in 1 window is way up there.


SalmonNgiri

Especially when you consider none of these players is exactly “best of the best”. We are gambling hard on everyone hitting their potential.


merdre

This is pure Football Manager logic. "I made a save at the start of the window, let's just see how these players get on. We can always reload." Insanity.


Teka_DTO

This whole situation was an absolute joke. Well.... hope he does well but I'm butthurt he didn't even do a full season for us


JimmyJamesincorp

Is he worth 120m?


Teka_DTO

Simple answer? No. But I guess today's market is in such a state that people think it's normal to give these values for a player


comeatmefrank

€120 million for a player you guys bought for €10 million 6 months ago is an absolute joke. Chelsea could potentially turn into United (coming from a United supporter) where clubs know that they’ll pay ridiculous fees so will hike up the price for them. Plus, how many players sold for £100m+ actually performed after the sale? Coutinho, Dembele, Felix all didn’t. Plus, extending out transfer fees after 5 years is going to be banned. If these players Chelsea buy don’t perform, they could have shot themselves in the foot.


Ferrisuk

Rosebud; Rosebud; Rosebud; Rosebud; Rosebud; Rosebud; Rosebud; Rosebud; Rosebud; Rosebud; Rosebud; Rosebud;


SirBarkington

motherlode > rosebud but also did you know if you put a ! it would repeat the cheat code? So you could do mothoerlode;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!


aplusp13

wow this is a game changer


CowNchicken12

Wait did Chelsea sign a sled???


Fati25

What a mad saga lmao, Enzo kissing the Benfica badge for the cameras after the deal ‘fell through’ just looks even funnier now.


antunes98

I watched that match, commentators at one point stated that statistically speaking, more often than not, those who do that end up leaving, Darwin did the same before moving on to Liverpool, for example


Howdareme9

Bruh who does stats on players kissing badges lmao


doplhinsbarnicles

No one, it just sounds cooler when you say “statistically speaking”


myersjw

KissxG


RedKingDre

xK. Expected Kiss.


choppedfiggs

What does kissing the badge mean? I always took it as a gesture of love or great admiration for the club. Doesn't mean unconditional loyalty. Enzo can love Benfica and still pick what's best for his career. Both can be true. As a Benfica fan I'm ok with his exit. We don't need the money but we will also be okay without him because we have good depth to cover that role.


Peaky_Blinders

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!


Patrickk_batemann

They really spent 300m in January transfer window alone damn


Koen2000xp

I read chelsea has spent nearly half of the entire epl spending for this January so far. Nuts


MrCleanandShady

Dude, since Boehly came in we've (according to Sky) spent more than the top 5 leagues in Europe *combined*


pork_chop_expressss

€328.50m this window, assuming it's the full buyout clause. And if they used a Factoring Co., it's even more.


cr7momo16

And didn’t they spend 300m in summer? So 600m in 1 season? What the hell


pork_chop_expressss

It will be €620m after this signing.


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cr7momo16

Lmfaoooo fucking hell I don’t even think I’ve done that in FIFA


Alpha_Jazz

Would be great if this didn’t get past the deadline now just for one last twist


KingDavid920

Fax Machine shenanigans????


imarandomdudd

Boehly better have brought the secretary and their office on the plane to avoid these shenanigans


TrueBlue98

I think I'd end it on the spot but before I do would have to giggle at the absurdity


G1Spectrum

Wow they finally did it


AleArg99

Hehe, nice. River Plate is, once again, millonario.


_deep_blue_

Over a half a billion pounds spent in a single season. Just crazy.


enterusernamethere

500m (610m minus the 110m they spent on Koulibaly, Sterling and Auba) on a new starting 11. Literally a new starting line-up (one player per position for a 4-3-3) * Slonina * Gusto-Fofana-Badiashile-Cucurella * Fernandez-Chukwuemeka-Santos * Madueke-Datro Fofana-Mudryk


Traditional-Area-277

That team looks like ass honestly


THWMatthew

120m euros apparently. Crazy money but fair play


DougieWR

A 600% profit in 6 months. Might as well create an app to invest in football transfers with those sort of returns


chico98

400% since they will give 25% to River Plate, so they will receive 90M€. Still incredible business though.


FluffAmi

Incoming Lui Costa r/wallstreetbets gain porn post


Bundmoranen

Not financial fair play tho


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Financial fairplay is a joke, most top clubs don't have to play by the rules, only smaller clubs lol


MarkovCocktail

It only benefits the super rich clubs like Chelsea, city, PSG


RJBlue95

I feel like it’s two fold - handcuffs small and medium sized clubs from competing and gives an excuse to owners of the big clubs when they decide they don’t want to invest anymore.


TheWatcher47

And Madrid, Barca, Bayern. Don't forget the legacy clubs who people somehow feel have the moral right to be successful as opposed to the noveau riche.


WhipYourDakOut

Nah united is nearly in breach of FFP. The key is to just have really rich owners who don’t leverage the club. So United, barca, Bayern, real all don’t count


atease

No, it's very financially fair. Actually, so financially fair that UEFA are scrambling to change the fucking rules around it.


ElmoOnSteroids

Please somebody explain me like I'm 5 years old how these guys didn't break every financial fair play rule possible


THWMatthew

Because they give 7 year contracts. So on paper that means that this transfer will cost 120/7=17m every year plus whatever his annual wage is. However this does complicate transfers a couple years down the line as these transfers will still be lingering by then


nftvaccine

Enzo fernandez contract as chelsea dt 2045


Leading_Ship_1730

Fiorentina about to pay for FFP violations


lesarbreschantent

Did I miss something?


backinthe2000s

A frequent joke on this sub whenever an English club spends big, a random Serie A club will be sanctioned for FFP Edit: grammar


lesarbreschantent

So that's why our billionaire owner prattles on about how FFP is the reason he's spending $0 on transfers.


tdavidg4547

Would love to be a fly on the wall watching club executives literally running around the office to get everything printed and signed as I type this


olympicomega

How much does River get for this? Ez money


NLV_88

32 million euros I think


Almirante_Cosmo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


lolipenetration

I'm sure this has been a roller coaster for Benfica fans, holy shit.


NobodyRules

A terrible one yes, 2 hours before the market closes and we're stuck with Chiquinho on the midfield. Kill me


Easterling

Have you heard of your god and saviour Paradella? We can offer you a couple of midfields.


NLV_88

The absolute worse case scenario. Now we can’t sign an adequate replacement in time.


bapeandvape

I have been refreshing Fabrizio twitter every 10 min hoping it wouldn’t go through. But it did 🥺


JustMisdirection

Our season down the drain with a single move 1 hour before the transfer window closes.


NgoalazoKante

I hope you guys still win the league and go deep into CL. Really crappy to lose a player of his caliber without time to replace him when you're having such a good season.


Austin63867

Can't take any more turns with this saga


RPG_Dad

More money spent than all clubs combined


Auguschm

This was such a wild ride


PM_Me_Zico

Those mfs that said it wasn’t going to happen deleting their comments as we speak.


InaudibleShout

Jack Grealish is a free elf!


yalale

This is huge for River. We still have %25. Holy fuck.


keving691

This surely is a record in the January window. What, around 300m? Absolute madness. I’m sure they’ll give him a 10 year contract with an option for 50. FFP is working great.


LogicalReasoning1

Think before Enzo Chelsea were already at over double the January record, now it’s over triple


MrSINXT

600m spent in less than 7 months, wow


cs-shitposter

ROM BOMB


Zxp

Ahhh, the old feeling of hating Chelsea... it's returning.


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Not gonna lie, kinda jealous of Chelsea fans, club got a 1.5B debt just wiped out and then 600 million spent just this year in transfers, i mean, what can you even say, i know they are within FFP rules but should this be allowed? a single club spending basically the same as a whole league? (Bundesliga), doesn't seem fair, but congrats.


Italianskank

Chelsea back to ruining football.


Zak369

All us footballing accountants who qualified 10 hours ago want to know if they used a factoring company to get around the fact they can’t amortise the fee for a buyout clause or if it was a release clause all along


vincentquy

For $120m this dude's gonne be put under the microscope for every touch lmao. Massive pressure.


Affectionate_Pay7395

The strategy is to sign a full team of $100m players so no single player can be put in the spotlight. Spread the pressure out among the squad


JezzaPar

He doesn’t know what pressure means. Most players are terrified of wearing the Argentina jersey and this guy came in having barely ever played for the NT and won the WC Golden Boy award. He doesn’t understand context I think


Teantis

"Pressure? What pressure? Pressure is poor people in the world trying to feed their families. There is no pressure in football" Enzo, maybe


19nineties

If Chelsea do this shit in the summer window too then I’m out


MrCleanandShady

I highly doubt it, it shouldn't be possible and I don't think there's a loophole that could change that


intxisu

Bellingham 28 year contract


HelpMe877

Slightly beside the point but is this a Turkish airlines ad? Fab making that momey