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Aloona Astronova

Aloona Astronova

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The rocket is powered by her screech


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Not Astro... if anything then Cosmonova! The right term is cosmonaut, not astronaut! Western spy detected! Boris is coming for you! Prepare to get squated!


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Heck yes! Also it’s sad but the Soviets never made it to the Moon, maybe Aloona can avenge them!