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OonaPelota

Hopefully with a screw, or by hand.


Shaper_pmp

Oh *bravo*. No-ones beating that answer.


SSBoe

Not this month.


intashu

You can always ask a friend to socket off.


Laminar

Righty-tighty....


PranshuKhandal

why are you saying hopefully, there must be some detailed step-by-step guide by now, after all so many people have been doing this for many times, yeah this my first time without nuts, but people will help me right? you all must have also gone no nuts this november and when december comes, we can reattach deez nuts, right?


Do_it_for_the_upvote

You’ve misunderstood. November comes *every* year. People who participate in NNN just keep them off in prep for next year’s.


Throseph

Show's over folks, you can all go home now.


TDLinthorne

Gonna need a spanner to tighten them up though.


StevetheNinja69

You don't. In Destroy Dick December you also have to destroy your dick so that by January you have no cock and no balls.


T_MASTER

By Jizz January, you are ready for the climax of the three months.


turrit_hugger

Over the course of January you must re-grow your cock and balls in order to come by the end of the month.


ConrayBloom

Gotta bust out the stapler, my dude


NoRegerts6996

*oof*


bastiendo

Grow a new pair.


Cormie

Like a lizard.


[deleted]

Invest in some velcro. detaching and re-attaching every November is a pain in the balls unless you plan for the long term


Schiffsmaedchenjunge

Superglue always works great for me


WonkyWolpertinger

And that doesn’t clog any important vessels?


Schiffsmaedchenjunge

No, before that becomes an issue everything's grown back together again.


lenorator

None of the vessels are very important imo


gustserve

You don't, your body is already growing new ones that will drop by the end of the month. It's a process called manstruation. It's actually recommended to drop your balls much more frequently than once a year. Unfortunately there's a lot of stigma around being nutless, so the vast majority of men doesn't do it.


paraworldblue

Marine epoxy should do the trick. Don’t skimp on it though - really slather that shit all over the area to make sure there aren’t any possible air gaps. Later when it dries, you can go back in with a sander and carve away all the excess.


eurosid

Sugru. Good bonding but still pliable.


FapToCuteTrapsDaily

go away shill! i dont want your overpriced glue


eurosid

Pliable glue. Is pliable overpriced when it comes to a guy's ball sack? Get your priorities straight, buddy.


ZablonSimintov

Snickers.


AffectionateAnarchy

Needle and thread or stitch witchery


Pisceswriter123

You will have to talk with a squirrel. They are experts at nuts.


SH4D0W0733

With the bolts. You kept the bolts right?


KidRadicchio

You can buy replacements from IKEA


Bobdehn

Carefully, you don't want them to get cross-threaded.


tweak0

Gingerly


I_might_be_weasel

Bolts


[deleted]

Ask your dad how your mom does it


Therandomfox

That's the neat part! You don't.


turealis

If you use a wrench it should be torqued


toeofcamell

Staples are the best


Cormie

Magnets, bitch.


WVBotanist

If possible, just grow some new ones. Old balls tend to get musty and stale. They also sag more and get in the way. If, for some reason, you can't grow new ones or maybe you just prefer the old ones, just stick them on gently with some Liquid Nails (original formula) and then yank up some small but thick tighty-whiteys to clamp them in place. Then just check on them once in awhile. IDK I just made this up.


TheCoolCatKarl

Idk I only know about re-attaching my dick


Username1046892

Last year I used scotch tape and it worked well enough


unbehemoth

You eat them, they pass through your digestive system and get reattached


tinyevilsponges

They grow back


Effective_Used

Safety pins, gorilla glue and a LOT of Novicaine.


Magic_Taco1221

New year new cock and balls. Your balls should regrow by early December, and your cock should regrow 3-5 days after destroy dick December.


HYPERNOVA3_

You don't, they function by Bluetooth now.


WackyWarrior

How do I re-attach my nuts at the end of November? I've taken them off to stay true to the spirit of No Nut November and I decided to put them back on for only once second, I swear but I find myself confounded because these nuts won't go back on and one more question Were they always so wrinkly or have I stored them improperly? I kept them in a pickle jar because I think that is how one preserves things one wants to keep But now my nuts are wrinkly and smell of pickle juice and they won't go back on I'm not sure what to do Anyone have any advice?


Key-Writer-2743

Dude just got me laughing


OmegaDad618

I'm wondering the number of dudes who actually go the entire month voluntarily.


[deleted]

I think you may have done this wrong...


FowlTemper

You need to use a ball-peen hammer on your ball bearings.


iridescentVoidling

zipper


Detronyx

I just use scotch tape