how fast are the potatos moving?
By - dankmemerboi86
Mmm baked potatoes 🤤
Literally first thing that came to my mind.
This is the right answer here but it usually depends on the medium the potatoes are moving in.
What if you ordered a small?
That's where the medium comes in. Its psychic. It will send itself back if the spirits wanted you to have a small.
approximately 2 ppm (potatoes per minute)
Like most intelligent vegetables, potatoes are quite skilled at swimming. Fortunately for potato predators like us, they are practically immobile on land. As a reminder, potatoes should always be stored in a cool, dry environment, in order to prevent them from escaping.
And after that, we can skin them alive
Those are microscopic potatoes, which are much faster relative to overall size than regular potatoes but are still moving fairly slowly because they're so small.
Hate this. That's why I only eat free range potatoes.
I was just in Idaho, and thought it was weird I didn't see any potatoes. This must be where they went! However fast they were going, they sure got the heck out of Idaho!
Thats whats in your mouth when you get seawater in your mouth. Neat.
Prolly similar to what's in your mouth at any time really
These Potatoes are moving quite slow. However, when a farmer sticks a so-called 'potato-plant' into the ground nearby, the potatoes sense the bait and rush towards it at an impressive speed. They are believed to travel up to 1 m/s, but it is hard to measure exact speeds in the soil.
They attach to the plant, hungry for chlorophyll and will probably (sadly) end up on somebody's dinner plate.
About this fast.
Is this why your eyes burn from swimming in the sea
Only off the coast of Ireland. Those Irish sea potatos are no joke. Most places, your eyes are just too hot.
1. Do these things communicate when they bump into eachother; and
2. Why do they always bump into eachother? Is this a natural/artificial two-dimensional environment or a three-dimensional one?
3. Why am I suddenly hungry?
1: they use telecenetics to talk to each other
2: they are 7d gods, but we have managed to locjk them in a 2d prison
Some are moving some speeds, and others are moving different speeds, but at the end of the day the most important thing to know is those spuds got spunk.
The spud of light, a constant, is relatively slow.
Rotifer just vibing
I didn't know Dan Quayle was a redditor.
I'm never going in sea water again
This is from the new game Spore 2
Sea Water Is Communist. I'll Never Drink Again.
Ooh nice. Looks like someone added DLSS support for agar.io
look at all that freaking messed up crap
And here I was, thinking that sea water was mostly whale sperm. Silly me.
Anywhere between 0.2 and 2 potatoes per second, if that helps.
fast for them but slow in the grand scheme of things
It appears although the speed is porportional to the mass of the potato
Fun fact: potatoes are actually the fastest species on earth. We plant them in the ground to keep them still so we can harvest them ever since the great irish potato famine, where the potatoes pooled their collective strength and escaped in a mass migration to Idaho, their promised land