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If you're hauling ass, you moving fast. But if you put a donkey on a sled, and drag it through the snow, you're also hauling ass but not moving fast. Explain the math to me.

If you're hauling ass, you moving fast. But if you put a donkey on a sled, and drag it through the snow, you're also hauling ass but not moving fast. Explain the math to me.

damon30

When you drag a donkey on a sled through the snow, it makes a "whoosh"-ing sound. Therefore hauling ass sounds fast, even though it's not actually, mathematically, fast.


HungLI5

The donky on the sled in an improper equation. The problem there is that you would actually be dragging ass and therefore be going slow.