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EnduringName

my favorite song is bumbumbumbumbumbum buhbuhbuhbuhbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum buhbuhbuhbuhbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum buhbuhbuhbuhbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum i’m faded


Pascal2746

It got epic lyrics. Definitely a contender.


Meeple-01

My favoritye is bumm bum bum bum bum bumbum bum bumm bum bum bum bumm bumm buummmm bummmmm


EnduringName

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMMMMMM BUMMMMM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMBUMBUMBUM i’m gonna fight em all


Ok_Ad_6407

mines bum bum bum bububum bum bububum doo doo doo duh do-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo


Meeple-01

That bum, bro 🔥


AOKLK19

Alan?


EnduringName

this is the correct answer but i’ve said yes to other answers


AOKLK19

Ayy


Wibbley-WobbleyTW

Come as you are?


EnduringName

yes


GraveWatcher69

my favourite is bogey man taimur parimos gladidos


B4NN3Rbk

Bam, bam, bam bam baram bam, bam, bam bam baram Bam, bam, bam bam baram bam, bam, bam bam baram lalalalalala laa lalalalalala laa lalalalalala laa laaa laaa laa laaa la lalalalalala laa lalalalalala laa lalalalalala laa laaa laaa laa laaa la Bam, bam, bam bam baram bam, bam, bam bam baram Bam, bam, bam bam baram bam, bam, bam bam baram Bam, bam, bam bam baram bam, bam, bam bam baram lalalalalala laa lalalalalala laa lalalalalala laa laaa laaa laa laaa la lalalalalala laa lalalalalala laa lalalalalala laa laaa laaa laa laaa la


Disastrous-Donkey389

mamaiymacridimal


zaythealchemist

That's racist


Pascal2746

Very poetic indeed 😢


myc0ckisthr0bbing

poetically racist


EmeraldMan25

"Actually, the song is not called Turi Ip Ip Ip" mfs when I tell them I have their Turi Ip Ip Ip address.


Zealousideal_Sky_751

damn that was actually borderline clever, good job; I did not see that coming.


UzumakiObaruto

Um,,,, actually, it's IP (Internet Protocol) address not Turi Ip Ip Ip address


bilinmeyenuzayli

"Actually, it is Internet Protocol address" mfs when I leak their Turi Ip Ip Ip Home Address and social security number watching them try to call the cops but I have a cell phone jammer in my hand.


Parking_Cartoonist90

Wenomechainthesumma


Pascal2746

Tumaharbisaun


Dr-Spill

Wifenloof


Mophead_69

Eseleavesturbraun


_Razielas_

Napoli Juve Aperol


Ttobao

Napoli Milano


lucidlucy93

Nekalakininahappeninawiwanatin


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HelixSapphire639

Yehwecobetogeduh baby


gogo94210

Azlonksysrablu


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Yuacsowenesenow


gogo94210

Butchulaydsosoun


Fish_With_A_Boner

Awekenbitogedabeibeh


Redsoxdragon

Only true sigmas know the lyrics Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope


Cool-Click1253

It’s not called “Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope” it’s called “Scatman by Scatman John” 🤓


Pascal2746

Ultra based 😎


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Jeynarl

I love the 🤓 emoji. It's so versatile


verygroot1

"I love the 🤓 emoji. It's so versatile" 🤓


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Aefek

“🤓” 🤓


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Ozelot_117

>!😎!<


Mac_3177

🗿


SantaMan336

>🗿 🗿


Kadianye

🤓


hongkonger42069

-🤓


swaliepapa

🙈


InorganicCarbonate

Wait until you see Symbolism pt. II


NeonDragonBoy

Ee er ree zee, uur ahh, ee er REE ZEE, uur ahh, ee er ree zee, uur ahh


UnironicJokes

Turi ip ip ip Ip ip ip ip tsha ik Ip tura ip ik Eugh eugh isha ik turisha Turi ip ip ip Ip ip ip ip tsha ik Ip tura ip ik Eugh eugh isha ik turisha Turi ip ip ip Ip ip ip ip tsha ik Ip tura ip ik Eugh eugh isha ik turisha Turi ip ip ip Ip ip ip ip tsha ik Ip tura ip ik Eugh eugh isha ik turisha


zaythealchemist

That's racist


UnironicJokes

Ok


Bafy78

by Electro-Light, not NCS. NCS is the label


Pascal2746

Holy shit bro. Even more 🤓.


Shalex159

bruh is ur pfp a random character that I don't know of, or is that supposed to be hitler


Pascal2746

Nah man its just my german grandpa (I live in Argentina)


Shalex159

I always heard German people had weird names. By any chance do you remember what your grandpas first name was?


Pascal2746

Idk. He told me he was "Der Fuhrer" or something


Endericus

Nah bro this is Josef Stunting right here. The great USSR chief and parkourer. Edit: typo


AlexAegis

🤓


DavyBasher

"🤓" -🤓


AlexAegis

""🤓" -🤓" - 🤓


Tomfissh

Ate the bait!


Lonrok

A genius between man


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Spify-not-a-brit

Wenamechuinasama


SantaMan336

Tumajarbisaun


_odando

Weifenloof


DavyBasher

Eselifterbraun


Behura57

Somebody once told me the world is gonna Morb me I ain't the sharpest Morb in the shed Morb was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of a "Morb" on her forehead Well, the Morbs start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the Morbs and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for Morb Your Morb gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to Morb, so much to see So what's Morb with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't Morb You'll never shine if you don't Morb Hey, now, you're an all-Morb, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Morb star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is Morb Only shooting stars break the Morb It's a cool place and they say it gets Morber You're bundled up now wait 'til you get Morber But the meteor men beg to Morb Judging by the Morb in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty Morb The water's getting warm so you might as well Morb My Morb's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get Morbed Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go Morb Hey, now, you're a Morb star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is Morb Only shooting stars break the Morb Go for the Morb Go for the Morb Go for the Morb Go for the Morb Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go Morb Hey, now, you're a Morb star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is Morb Only Morbing stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for Morb I need to get Morb away from this place I said yep, what a Morb I could use a little Morb myself And we could all use a little Morb Well, the Morbs start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the Morbs and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for Morb Your Morb gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to Morb, so much to see So what's wrong with Morbing the back streets? You'll never know if you don't Morb You'll never shine if you don't Morb Hey, now, you're an all star, get your game on, go Morb Hey, now, you're a Morb star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is Morb Only shooting stars break the Morb And all that glitters is Morb Only shooting stars break the Morb


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TheDeathlyReaper

It's Symbolism by Electro-Light. NCS is not the artist, it's only the publisher... Electro-Light is the artist.


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🤓


DarthTyranus98

Turi ip ip ip


NetSurfer156

Ah yes, I love ayewanarolirolirolirolidaburanch


joonjukun

Aktualllyyy the song doesn’t have any lyricsss 🤓


ImSandwichBoy

Actually the song is by "Electro-light" and NCS is just the record label (I'm the 🤓)


TightVoice9906

Ahterooudentchaniiantatto


Ok_Chair21

needlesstosayikeepochey conolequisnababy amiri


FatDudeFromInternet

What does it symbolize though?


Pascal2746

The fact that its actually named turi ip ip ip


Cool-Click1253

``` Napoli juve napoli napoli napoli juve juve mebe a fulesh mebe a bly fingy a cul si fru tis see was be hi go no we tu pruve somebe a bly ba napoli juve aperol napoli juve aperol dopucho blein ome dopucho blein ome ```


ItsYaBoiShlomo

Used by NCS, made by Electro-Light


ThePhoenix0404

🤓


La_Chancleta

are there even lyrics? we can make turi ip ip official lyrics


kkeross

"it doesn't even have official lyri-" 🤓 shut the fuck up


0rangMin

Its actually by electro light and released by ncs 🤓🤓


youpickedtheright

the artist isn't even NCS it's Electro-Light


-radkon-

🤓


soysaucemmm

🤓


MysterioLad

Jokes on you, the song isn’t even by NCS. They just published the song.


jsjsiwqoK

N>!jgger!<


cytrack718

Bro said by NCS 💀


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Spookyy422

My favorite dadidadamdam dam damdamdam


MyaButtiches

I have no idea what you are saying but I'm going to support you. Turi Ip Ip Ip all day long my friend.


AlexAegis

"Actually, it's from Electro-Light. NCS is the label" 🤓


Dinglemerk

“Why are you beating me to death🤓”


0-Xu-0

thanks for giving me the song title 😁


Gui74

My favorite song is whenamecha inthesommer


Dagladou

aCTuaLlY it was made by Electro-light, NCS is only the channel that released it


Mop_Duck

real lyrics "tua ris i i i i, i i tua rissi i tua ris i å"


Rocky_5972

LIES


Fun_Meet3

“It’s actually called Summer by Calvin Harris and not whenamechainasuma”-🤓🤓


TheOther36

uri tip tip


XxLORD_SxX

Also stop hitting me with a crowbar


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stars_without_number

Didn’t NCS say the lyrics were turi ip ip ip in a comment


Kyoya_sooohorni

that song used to be so funny


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megamaz_

tura ip tura ip turisha


gogo94210

My favourite song is the one that goes mablebmbablambebalbalbembababaa...ba...ba. *what's going on, going on* TU TU TUTUTU TU TU TU, TU ! tu tu TU TU TU TU TUTU TUTU TUTU TU TUUUUU *ding ding*


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tua ris ris ris ris..


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Sub2Pewdiepie002

Fun fact: They changed the description of the song on their youtube channel to actually say turi ip ip.


-Adrix_5521-

I like this song that goes "Can't stop playing amongus I love amongus"


giacomati

hi hi hi Is My favorite


ConduckKing

Wenomechainasama


diviirockgod6

"Actually, the song isn't by NCS, it's by Electro-Light" 🤓


MrProtogen

No, it’s definitely Turi Ip Ip Ip.


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My favorite is the one that goes “Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wah wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wu wa wa wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh I am so happy Wah, wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wah, wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wu wa wa wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh Wah wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wu wa wa wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh Wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wu wa wa wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa froug Wua wa wa wua wu (wuh) Wua wa wa wua wu (wuh) Wua wa wa wua wu (wuh) Wua wa wa wua wu (wuh) Wah wuh wah wuh Wah wah wah wah Orh orh orh er er er ej ej eh eh eh eh ej Or eh ej how are you today ? Are you really a video game? Ohr ohrohr er er er wow wow eh eh ehe oïn Oh aj aj aj Orh orh orh er er er ej ej eh eh eh eh ej Orh eh arh oh wa wi weh Woih woih ehe waw ehe oïn Hello hello ! Orh orh orh er er er wow wow ehe waub Oï oh my god wow ! Orh org orh er er er wow wow ehe grrrrrh Wa wa wah ah ah ah Orh orh orh er er er ej ej eh eh eh eh Wurb ah ajai aj aj aj oh Woih woih eh eh eh wow wow eh he he Heh waih ehe How are you today ? Daj bam bam bam bruj jah joh Daj bom ba bam orh eh jajaj Wawam eheheh jajaj is aj Yeah yeah oh eh jah eh dededeh Yes it's that amazing ! Daj bam bam bruj jah joh Yes is that amazing ! Daj bom ba bam orh eh jajaj Yes it's that amazing ! Wawam eheheh jajaj is aj Yes it's that amazing ! OMG it's that amazing !! Wah, wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wah wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wu wa wa wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh Wah, wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wah, wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wu wa wa wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh Wah, wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wah wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wu wa wa wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh Wah, wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wah, wuh wu wa wa wua wua wua wa wa wua wu Wu wa wa wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wa wa wa wua wua wa wua wa wuh Wua wa wa wua wu (wuh) Wua wa wa wua wu (wuh) Wua wa wa wua wu (wuh) Wua wa wa wua wu (wuh) Wah wuh wah wuh Wah wah wah wah Orh orh orh er er er ej ej eh eh eh eh ej Or eh ej how are you today ? Ohr ohrohr er er er wow wow eh eh ehe oïn Oh aj aj aj Orh orh orh er er er ej ej eh eh eh eh ej Orh eh arh oh wa wi weh Woih woih ehe waw ehe oïn Hello hello ! Orh orh orh er er er wow wow ehe waub Oï oh my god wow ! Orh org orh er er er wow wow ehe grrrrrh Wa wa wah ah ah ah Orh orh orh er er er ej ej eh eh eh eh Wurb ah ajai aj aj aj oh Woih woih eh eh eh wow wow eh he he Heh waih ehe How are you today ?”


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Positive205

Actually the artist is not NCS but rather Electro-Light


Rubyblock69

Told you


Demarkasthedon

Great Now let’s hear it


Wilfred_Warrior

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History07mc

W E N O M E C H A I N S A M A


Kahzu0

Actually the song is by Electro Light. NCS is just a label.


Sumguy9966

Any other meme >>>>> Turi ip ip ip and nerd memes


Youtube-Gerger

I support all turi ip ip ip measures necassary


UzumakiObaruto

Wenomechainsama


brionical27

Turi ip ip ip