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WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY BOBA TEA

The eggs hatched

I always wondered what those “bubbles” are made of. Thank you for clarification

Um...I recommend you reevaluate your research methods...perhaps Twitter would provide more reliable information.

Too much science there

I knew they were eggs for brain larva! Everyone who has had boba is being controlled!

The explanation for this must be ribbiting

Forbidden Boba

Someone fertilized the eggs

I mean that did you think that white liquid was?

THE CUM ACCELERATES

jajajajajajaja

Damn it Zoidberg!

No pearls pls...

Extra protein

this was a rick an morty episode lol where they gave equal rights to animals or something i forgor

The one with the giant spiders. When the car brokered peace between them and humans and the icecream now had flies in it. I think it was the episode they had to go into the battery cause it died.

Do you know the season in which the episode was

Season 2 Episode 6: The Ricks Must Be Crazy One of the best imo.

Keep summer safe

Non lethal option please!

*Creates and mutilates your kid who died years ago*

#keep #summer #safe

Peace among worlds!

Ight, thanks :)

Yeah that’s the one, actually one of the few episodes of the series I did see.

Reddit moment, downvoting someone for not watching all of Rick and Morty.

How dare he

Ice cream for all creatures. No matter how many legs.

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Why the fuck did they serve you a swamp

extra protein 💪 😋 😎

The Shrekussy special

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Somebody once told him the world was gonna roll him

More like rail him

looks like my cum jar 😳

Holy shit you're right, it does look like your cumjar

how you how you know how you know that

extra protein 💪 😋 😎

Only answer we will ever need for any question asked.

And my axe!

OP came in an ant hill

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Wat

If that’s real that’s pretty sad. Poor tadpoles are dying

I imagine that’s like being locked in an airtight room filled with mustard gas…

Mustard gas would burn, this would be more like freon. You'd slowly suffocate while still breathing, and not be able to tell what's going on aside from the strange smell.

Tadpoles die very fast, so if it's real these are tough little bastards

Omg those poor tadpoles, oh noooooo... Anyways.

Cringe and blue-pilled. Frogs are the best of homies.

This is exactly how everyone behaves but you said it out loud so you're wrong apparently. Not condoning the original post by any means but we really don't give a fuck about a bunch of tadpoles unless this is happening at a extinction level scale.

Cringe 12 year old L

Okay…but why???

extra protein 💪 😋 😎

If that's real tadpoles, not cool man. Not cool

It’s guppy fry if I’m not mistaken total asshole move

Ok now we Need to wait for the frog sandwich

It’s your kingdom cum?

This is fucked up

This is how you sneak your tadpoles into a movie theater

5 minute crafts

Downvoting to discourage animal cruelty for social media likes.

-🗿 (seriously why would anybody do this? It's not funny. Hopefully it's edited)

I'm not sure if this is true but I read somewhere on a similar post that some cheap bona tea places will use eggs instead of the actual boba balls that are made out of tapioca starch

i feel like eggs have got to be more expensive than actual boba

frogs lay a looootttt of eggs

Good thing I always ask mine what's vegan.

My body my choice

downvoting for terrorism

Fuck whoever did this.

The boba hatched

Boba is TAPIOCA.

No

Yes. Boba is made of tapioca


Bro this is messed up

Bobaren’t

How many grams of protein boi???

Extra grams

When the boba hatch (unexpected) 😳

Put it in yoy ass?

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Poor things

Hmmm… how much protein does it have in it?

Extra

💪 😋 😎

a swampton

extra protein 💪 😋 😎

What is this unholy brew

Very not cool!! Correction needed 💢💢💢

Live view of: your balls


What is that tho actually

tadpoles

Extra protein 💪😋😎

Fake.

What are those, shad?

Really disappointed this doesn’t have sound

Surprisingly, I don't think that would make much sound anyways.

*big-sip.MP4* *suffocation.MP4* *ohmygod.MP4*

Extra protein💪😋😎

A most devlisihly handsome 🍷

Do not come

Femboy milkshake

💪😋😎

Do you think it still makes that funny noise and sticks to things if you launch them through the straw like boba?

Black people cum

are these sperms of a SOME ONE WITH A DARKER color face ? sorry i lost my pass , cant use the word.

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Pees in ur ass

"Fuck it" *Tadpole's your boba*

They advertised fresh boba never said *how* fresh

who put the tadpool

But I thought they couldn't swim...

extra protein yummy 😋

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Full of protein

Looks like a large cup of NOPE to me....

Live TadBobbba slurp

I wonder , how long will they be swimming in my duodenum

I'm not drinking that bro

I like my boba with a little wiggle.

1 slurp or your best friend dies.

This is drinkable? I mean this is really a thing?

il give you 5 bucks if you drink that

go down to town with it 👍

Cum tea

Buff frogs special drink

"These pearls taste funny".

Traditional asian drink

Traditional asian drink

The boba has hatched

Well why was he drinking cum in the first place ???

I freaked out man

mm booba

Cum 3.0

Was this yours? What was done about this?

Mmm protein

no way its black sperm from one punch man

I'll take my boba with less sugar, but extra crunch

Oh man. That freaks me out lol. No thanks

When the bobas bobad

top 10 reasons why i love mixue number 1:

Average pond in Garbage Wastes

Aw shit my cum jar I left it open too long... Wait.. I'm not.. black?

Wetmarket special

Alive boba

Boba-ack-ack-ack!!

POV ur balls

Naww they got them sea dogs to drink

bubble tea

Protein shake 👍

Forbidden Protein Shake

what.

Ahhh yes ^cum

Reverse cum and tea

Why

I'll take two

They grow up so fast 🥹

Gotta find the egg

Forbidden pearls

Sorry tea

Hmmmmm bubble tea 😋

Gotta slurp em fresh!

Live footage inside your balls:

There is a whole ass ecosystem in there bro, shit is an aquarium

Cum.

Your cum looks like that too?! Thank god I'm not alone

This is like that one scene from "A cure for wellness"

Passed out 8 times but your boba is ready :3

What the FUCK

protein!

They make their drinks from fresh pond water or something????

Pov: your balls

Ewwwww 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

drinking a generation

Is that fucking semen

Bros got that premium big black semen tea

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The crazy thing is you can feel them swimming all the way down fam. Like some sperms