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DinoSnuggler

This is the content I come here for.


DriveRVA

I recommend The Crossings golf course.you can get a nice dandelion salad on any one of 18 greens


bruxalle

Quality shit post. Thank you for your service.


DefaultSubsAreTerrib

You're asking how to best accommodate your deer. I think instead you should be asking which restaurant most deserves having a deer unleashed inside, and I humbly propose Casa del Barco on the canal.


grampscirclea

I'd say En Su Boca, since the cramped space would offer maximum destruction. Or O'Toole's, cuz I guarantee someone would get that deer drunk before it walked in the door.


FARTBOSS420

What about Banditos? I feel like no one would give a fuck if you brought in a buck.


grampscirclea

Not a bad point, but that poor animal would be addicted to Jager and cocaine before it ever had a fighting chance.


RecommendationOk8319

Contact the Va. Dept. of Game & Inland Fisheries. I'm sure the Conservation Officers can give you some tips on what to feed them at this time of year.


Serialthriller69

Will they help with getting a reservation somewhere?


FunAd4992

Might even give you a free ride...


Serialthriller69

I called, they were super helpful. They said they’re sending someone to my house right now! Great service.


coconut_sorbet

Literally lol'd. Thanks!


lunar_unit

Following this thread. My semi-feral wild boar service companion sometimes has a hankering for a nice night on the town, and it's *soooo* hard to find a place that will accommodate us.


Serialthriller69

We should do a double service animal dinner date sometime!


lunar_unit

Sounds like we have the start of the Deer and Boar Dinner Club here. Throw in a pack of hungry service companion hunting dogs, and we'll have a party!


Reasonable-Newt-8102

Sounds like a Scott’s addition brewery :’)


WontArnett

Probably a vegan spot, so they have a snack for the deer


guiltyofnothing

I don’t get it. What did I miss? Did someone ask something stupid?


Serialthriller69

There was a post earlier about someone taking there “service animal cat” to dinner. They were incredibly rude to commenters, and so insistent it felt like a shit post.


guiltyofnothing

Damn. Looks like it was vanished.


Serialthriller69

They deleted it when they got an overwhelmingly negative response lol then went through and delete all of their comments too


FARTBOSS420

My cat is chill af and should be allowed places. Yes I am saying my chill ass black cat and I deserve special treatment.


Asterion7

Here you go. https://www.reddit.com/r/rva/comments/ych3dv/what_local_restaurants_are_open_to_a_cat


ChuckIT82

ADA DOESN"T SAY!


hazmatts

Probably enjoy Edo’s Squid. Relaxing and plenty of room for your pal. Excellent arugula salad she would probably enjoy. Hopefully stairs aren’t an issue. Make a reservation, but you will still have to wait awhile. Grab a cocktail from the bar if you can get the bartender’s attention. If that is no good. They have Togo place called 81/2 and then you can take her to Scuffletown park and watch all the people drinking their local beer. Hope this helps. Watch out though Edo’s allows all service animals including bears.


pmyourcoffeemug

Uhhhhh, don’t mean to get weird about pro-nouns but that dude has antlers.


dj1200techniques

How come I never see bucks out? It's always a doe and bunch of baby deer


LostDefectivePearl

Well they’re mostly employed as service deer so you probably saw the families during working hours.


libertina_belcher

This combined with the upcoming holiday season, I feel is really playing into the shortages we see these days. Northern Virginia has taken a lot of our bucks for package delivery every since Arlington was selected by Amazon.


80_PROOF

Keep your eyes open now through December or so. These guys are starting to get crazy. Super secret spot near the river in Richmond proper: https://postimg.cc/q6TJzdwh


HoffNuts0331MC

That’s not real is it? Asking for a friend…0


80_PROOF

100% my friend. This guy has been making his rounds in the neighborhood for 2 years now that I know of. His buddies aren't much smaller.


HoffNuts0331MC

That’s insane


ttrva

It’s not super secret if you put it on Reddit


VAJazzCabbage

My friend works at Hollywood cemetery and there's a bachelor group that hangs out there that all look like this.


ZebraPrintedRose

Why do the fun things always happen when I’m at work


Horror-Fisherman-575

People always say the Daily in Carytown has something for everyone.


BatmansNygma

I honestly hate that place and don't get the hype. Maybe the deer will be into it tho


FARTBOSS420

Lettuce know


bilbobadcat

You may want to call ahead but you could try Buckheads.


Goliath422

Waka waka!


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

There’s this nice pile of corn in my backyard.


Mikey6304

I recommend pan searing the backstrap, maybe with a red wine and thyme marinade or some brown butter. Be careful with domesticated though. It's illegal in Virginia, and there are concerns about prion infection.


LemonCaperRVA

Hahahaha nicely done!


roonerspize

Be sure you include Fenton on the invite.


mora_bid66

Oh Jesus Christ. Fentoooooooon.


Sandblaster1988

Fenton? I thought that was Arthur Callahan.


bentzu

I'm really curious about the services he provides


[deleted]

Bucking people you don't like. Seems legit enough.


7776665555

thank you for the laugh


RambleOnRanger

I've been thirsty for this.


gordonglover

Maggianos


secretsquirrel1492

Can you take the 7 that hang out in my backyard with you? Don’t show them the way back either. 😎🥸


paper_anchor

*a hunter and a cannibal enters the chat*


dafizzif

If he is a cannibal, then L'Opossum... just don't let him become the Carpaccio.


Some_Historian_679

The camel is the obvious answer here.


VAJazzCabbage

We can make him dinner if you'd like? Mount him and you two can eat together forever


Something_Etc

No one said Buckhead’s yet?