By - DoctorWhosOnFirst
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Way too many penalties. If their QB didn't get hurt I think we lose that one. Recievers MIA. Gotta get it together, practice going to be hell this week.
You never know we would of had to open it way up.
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You never know; we would have had to open it way up.
All off-season this team in interviews would talk about losing the 4th quarter against Georgia. Today was their first test and they did it. In the end 2-0. RTR!
Roll tide! ❤️
Well on the one hand, it seems apparent that if you want to beat Alabama, throw it deep and blitz like there's no tomorrow.
But on the other hand, as long as Bryce Young is under center, we are never going to be out of it.
I just hope the team learns and improves from this scare and doesn't just sort of half-assedly coast along like they did after the UF game last year.
Either way, great teams always find a way and the Tide did that today in a massively hostile environment. Proud of them for pulling it out.
It was a tough day. The world say our weaknesses. But we get the W. They will probably drop us in the polls, because of Georgia vs Samford score.
I hope we do get dropped. The team always seems to fight harder afterward!
They will learn for sure :)
Relatively new to the thread but my two cents:
Defense stepped up over and over again. They were undisciplined way to often and corners struggled, but 5 red-zone trips and only 19 points is huge.
Offense: Bryce Young is the best Alabama QB ever. We waste his talents with BOB. Texas had no respect for a deep ball and at some point you have to stretch the field. Max protect. Cannot believe we can’t gain two inches to get a first down.
End of day: Incredibly tough environment, nothing went right, yet we are 2-0. Keep getting better.
It was a frustrating day, but after having a couple of hours to think on it, I believe this will be good for this team in the long run. We have a lot of work to do. We have to avoid the rat poison. Proud of them for not giving up and getting a win.
Think the boys are going to get a rat poison talk.
I think you’re right. Film session isn’t going to be fun.
It's good to win even when we play like the most undisciplined team in the country. We'll get it together tho.
Congratulations Tide Fans, great game. Your quarterback was poised and cool down the stretch and did a great job.
Texas will be back
You all played your asses off. Hated seeing Ewers go down early. I think we're congratulating you if that doesn't happen. You all are gonna be a force to be reckoned with. You all have a lot to be proud of despite the lost. I love Sark, and I'm wishing you all well.
I loved seeing Saban and Sark shake hands, and before they separated Saban asking about Sark's QB. There's a lot of respect there. You all have a good one leading the charge.
15 penalties, weak line, sorry receiving, gotta wonder if saban is losing the locker room.
lmao dude go outside and get some fresh air
HI IM COVERED IN MOSQUITO BITES CAN I COME IN NOW
Just emphasizes the importance of that missed 20 yd field goal by UT right before the half. Thank God
Everybody should be running laps. JS
He gets to drink a beer, smoke a cigar and count laps. JS
Tackle drills for days
i want to see texas play somewhere other than that shit ass turf field they just got
Why do they not have grass? I don’t get why any team in the south can’t have nice grass at their stadium.
Drought and water conservation is a good argument for some south central and southwestern states to use artificial turf
Any further word on Texas’s starting QB? Him getting injured might have fucked up the rest of their season.
Left clavicle sprain according to Goodbread.
Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't a shoulder or a collarbone with the sling his arm was in.
I know why they needed Card, but he shouldn’t have been in either; if both are hurt? Their season is definitely over
Dont worry yall. Our O line always takes a few games to get it right
“To have a good kicker is really, really a positive. I think it’s a weapon, and I think Will has done a really, really good job so far.”
I think Coach Saban likes the low scoring, close defensive games more than he likes the high scoring blowouts. It’s that defensive coach mindset that he’s had to go away from the last few seasons.
Nick wants our offense to dominate and score points. He’s not happy at all with that performance.
We’ll figure it out but to suggest he likes a potential L and sloppy play over blowing out your opponent is a bit silly.
It's also good teaching moments. It's hard to get through young guys' heads that each game is important when they're feeling on top of the world with high scoring games.
Guys I realized during the 4th quarter that I didn't have my usual game time Coca-Cola. I cracked it after Texas hit their field goal. I'm sorry I put you guys through that stress.
My wife and I traded seats so a real team effort
Thank you for sharing this. My wife was convinced I was the only crazy person with sports superstitions. She doesn’t understand it does in fact make a difference where my favorite hat is sitting during the game.
You're explaining to my doctor why my blood pressure is up then.
I got your back
lmao at the telegram chat i'm in thats been civil the entire game and suddenly turned to "one point against a shit team"
Fire BOB. Don't let him on the plane
One can only hope
They’re banning Bama flairs in the game thread LOL
In what thread ?
The r/CFB thread right after the game
Hmm I have posted a ton in there and not banned. Yes I have Bama flair
It was right after the FG, and I’ve had other people say the same thing.
That makes me sad.
It makes me a little happy lol. People love to hate on greatness. If it helps, it was a temporary ban
Then it was something you said for sure :)
Those poor Bama players, I do not envy them.
That was a hard 3.5 hours on my heart.
Bro. I’m bout to hop in a cold shower cause my heart rate hasn’t dropped below 100bpm
And my vocal cords.
In the words of the guy that sat behind me in Starkville a few years ago:
“I’m gonna sing Rammer Jammer but I’m not gonna like it”
2019 Tua injury game?
No this was the week auburn had that crazy ass lucky catch against Georgia to win the game, right before they had that crazy ass lucky play against us. Fuck auburn.
Well, they proved me wrong 😅 (wipes sweat off forehead).
If you need to cry out of relief go ahead, I’m doing it too.
We might need a therapy post so people can talk about the trauma we all just experienced.
That was a nice moment between Sark and Bryce
Talk about wanting your ex back
Just a reminder, LSU went to the same Texas stadium in 2019 and won by 7 points late then terrorized college football
they also had no air conditioning. texas will never be the south. they’re the hippie ass west
1 td* for them, but point taken!
I take all the credit for changing my shirt. No need to thank me guys, I do it for the team.
Not all hero’s wear capes, but they do have a Bama shirt or 11
Next time do it sooner, we are relying on you.
Don't worry, I'll have it on the rest of the season.
I change shirts too! Middle of the 3rd for me.
Same. All the credit to us! We made the adjustments that were needed to win the game.
The hero, not that we deserved, but that we needed
We’ll drop in the polls and I think that’s exactly what we need
I hope we fall to 5-6. They clearly need the motivation.
Won’t happen. May fall to 2.
Probably not seeing how others are laying eggs today. But it would do them some good to get dropped.
I hope we drop in the polls. Need that extra 10% from our players (except Bryce, stay perfect)
Never doubted for a second lololol
I dont care that we only won by one but HORNS DOWN
As Saban said after the game, “Don’t do that shit!”
Had my doubts, sweated my ass off, but roll tide ‘til I fuckin die my gawd!!!!!!
Bryce got the big win over his own offensive coordinator.
Turning around after a mental meltdown like that is difficult. Gotta respect a team that can pull out a win like that one in tough away territory
It was Bryce and Will. You can play like shit for three and a half quarters of football, but when you have the two best players in the sport, you’ll pull it out.
aaaaand i just broke down crying, usually that doesn't come until late in the season
“Don’t do any of that shit!” You tell ‘em coach!
Bryce Young is the greatest QB in college football.
I’m Donna pass out
If Quin was in the game we absolutely lose btw
Those are always interesting hypotheticals. If Quinn is in, do we feel the heat sooner? Do we respond to adversity quicker?
Or are you just prepping us for those inevitable comments lol
At little bit of both tbh. Maybe things change if Quin stays in , maybe not . All I can say is that things changed for the better as soon as he left . But anything could have happened.
I was about to have a panic attack the last 4 minutes
Didn’t play like #1 but a wins a win. We escape from Austin with a W
Roll Tide baby!
bryce is the man
I have never liked a win less.
All hail Reichard!
Reichard has been very clutch but anytime a win comes down to a field goal I have flashbacks to the Cade foster era
God damn I feel sick
I almost threw up
Went on the road and won. At the end of the day, that’s all that matters. Lots to work out especially with penalties. Lots of competition to be had. Bryce Young got it done at the very end.
I’ll take it
Bring on the salt from cfb fans around the nation
What did saban just tell before getting to sark?
They were starting the horns down signs he told them don't do that shit and he's right
“Don’t do that shit”
That’s what I thought. Who did he yell that to? People doing horns down?
Probably players celebrating if I had to guess
Let’s get the FUCK out of Texas.
Everyone avoids r/cfb
Jesus why is it like this sometimes.
That was not fun.
Well That’s enough football for the rest of the year . I never wanna experience that again
Resilient team. Glad they experienced this early in the season. Maybe this will wake them up.
Let’s hope this is a wake up similar to the SECCG last year…but lasts a season
Here’s a thing, what a win, we play like absolute shit, get screwed on a bunch of calls, hostile environment
And gues what we fucking win
We did not get screwed on a bunch of calls, they played undisciplined and sloppy. Look at the dumb stuff even Will Anderson did.
Worst game under Saban. If they don’t respond to this they won’t be shit.
LOL THEY’RE BANNING BAMA FLAIRS IN THE GAME THREAD 😭😭😭
WE DID IT
I fucking can't believe that game went that way lmao.
Wooo we won
I LOVE YOU WILL REICHARD
AND THATS THE UGLIEST WIN IN THE BOOKS BOYS
The only reason we have been as successful as we have been offensively the last two seasons is Bryce Young and Bryce Young alone.
Didnt texas lose starting Qb last time they played Alabama and lost that game?
Played like crap most of the game but when you needed them most Bryce and will stood the challenge
Don't need to thank me for my service
I aged 20 years in the past 3 hours
Saban pissed damn
If you were calling the game over earlier and doubting our team with a whole 1:29 left, don’t celebrate. Pick a new team.
Nah, this forum is a safe place... We're family and we trash ourselves privately, but all we're still Tide Fans. This is just a therapy session.
Fair. Some of the pessimism just goes a bit too far, I think.
Naw fam, we are allowed to doubt. Faith has highs and lows.
The Anderson sack was huge. Allowed us to have enough time to get down the field and score.
Hell yes Joel you give them those moral victories
That last minute of the game made it worth being miserable for 3 hours
A win is a win, I’ll take it
Thank you Bryce!!! Time to go to work boys!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cry more you big baby
Lol cry more
BALL GAME FOLKS!
After how shitty we played, the only positive is that we still won the game. Only thing we can do now is hope for improvement.
FUCK ME THAT WAS WAAAAY TOO CLOSE
Poor Sark gon start drinking again after this L
Dude, Sark outcoached Saban so bad it wasn't even funny....
No, this performance is a big W for Sark
God the Texas misery is so fucking beautiful, idc if I lost money on the spread. This makes up for it.
Holy shit, we did it!
I saw that post game thread go up, this is jinxed now
Bad play calling means there still time on the clock. Should have run it 3 times
Thank god he ran it out like a doofus
ohhhh myyyyy goddddddd
I’ve seen enough auburn games to see how badly a Hail Mary can go
They wasted one play by going for a return.
nobody noticed my fuck up right
shhhh, nobody saw it
Why would you bring that out. Wtf lmao
Honestly I like that decision. Better chance of scoring on a kick return than a Hail Mary, most of the time
My fox stream froze when he started running the kick out of the end zone don’t fuck with me man
Gonna be a sack
I'm feeling a ribeye for dinner.
Play like shit for most of the game just to kick the game winning FG….. Is this what it’s like to be an auburn fan?
Ok now just go prevent
No prevent never works
With five seconds on the clock? Lol
HOLD THE LINE
BRYCE COLD DR PEPPER HERE