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Aggressive-Stage419

When you are extremely religious and fail in any math test: I wonder whether this guy realizes that modern technology and science used, uses and will probably use math to improve and that he wouldn't be able to take those GYM poses if we stopped using math in past two centuries.


TiMo08111996

He's racist as well. He refers to Indians as "*Pajeets*" & Jews as "*Joo's*".


ballsOfWintersteel

Indians are called pajeets? That's news to me


StrawberryPupper126

Took me (clueless) a hot minute to pick up the dog whistle. But It's not that they're called pajeets, it's that the name, real or made up, is what seems to be like what all indian names sound like to insensitive outsiders like him. The name reminds me of Baljeet (phineas and ferb character) and is likely what is supposed to be brought to mind by his followers. So instead of blatently saying "I hate indians I hate them very much." He tries to hide it by implying indians through referencial connections. tl;dr dum dum here thinks all indian names are the same so he insults them by calling them pajeets. That way he can try to hide his blatant racism.


ballsOfWintersteel

Aah. Thank you for clearing that up. Dum dum that person definitely is


Ashamed-Grape7792

Pajee means brother in Punjabi. Maybe it came from there?


MySpiritAnimalSloth

Fun fact: everything this man has ever used like his house, his car, his glasses (If he wears any) , his church, his holy book, etc... Has been a product of math. Even fractals are found in nature, I think this guy has room temperature IQ, whether he is religious or not.


Octogon324

Room temperature in Antarctica


Pitiful_Brief_6424

And not Fahrenheit rather, Celsius all the way.


BrownBoi377

I encourage you to search about the Doomsday book, a survey conducted by a king to learn the true production rates and trying to run a massive kingdom. People thought it would bring about the end of the world for some reason, hence named doomsday book. When in reality it was akin to a modern-day yearly earnings report/ inventory check.


real_dubblebrick

>People thought it would bring about the end of the world for some reason Not quite. It was referred to as the "Domesday Book"--which was not the official title--because "just as no judgement of that final severe and terrible trial can be evaded by any subterfuge, so when any controversy arises in the kingdom concerning the matters contained in the book, and recourse is made to the book, its word cannot be denied or set aside without penalty" ([source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesday_Book)). The term "Doomsday" (or "Domesday," in Old English) refers more to a judgement day than to the end of the world. >!Also before you rag on me for citing Wikipedia, the information I found there was from reputable sources, and simply cited in Wikipedia.!<


t0x1c_ski3s

me after failing my math exam:


HaloOfTheSun

This guy can suck a dick and maybe have an ounce of joy in his life as a result.


_Radiator

No ounces are units of measurement. Hes nit allowed that.


HaloOfTheSun

Haha! Indeed!


DriedMapleSyrup

Happy cake day


DataCassette

Honestly this guy should have everything more complex than a flint knife taken from him. Even medieval technology is far beyond what he deserves. [Math tends to actually be popular with educated creationists.](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Salem_Hypothesis)


Electronic_Car_960

Words are mere abstractions. Are words demonic? Is that why some take vows of silence?


gylz

We can spell out numbers with letters, of course words are demonic.


Electronic_Car_960

Come to think of it, we can simply think about numbers, or words, so thoughts must be demonic too. Dreamless sleep or a coma would surely be the holiest of states for these "wisest men".


real-human-not-a-bot

Perhaps that’s why those who die for their causes are considered the holiest. A dead martyr is an unthinking martyr, an uncomplicated martyr.


Metal__goat

This is even stupider than the super right wing Christian's who think Arabic numerals shouldn't be taught in school.


Sad_Instruction1392

Somebody’s failing their calculus class.


JadedIdealist

I suspect this Nazi is struggling with arithmetic.


WrongBurnerAccount

He can't do calculus or else God will smite him.


Dropbars59

The characters in the alphabet are abstractions, thus spelling is demonic.


DetectiveOwn6606

When you are so dumb that you think maths is demonic conspiracy .also is pajeets used to refer indians?


MintyMissterious

Yeah, "creative" slurs for Indians and Jews, respectively. Like hating mathematics wasn't ludicrous enough, they just *had* to throw in racism and antisemitism.


nyanion69

I'm Indian and I didn't know that lmao


toomanyglobules

I think he meant Panjeet but forgot the n, and just spelled jew incorrectly altogether.


tremble58

"Terry, why didn't you bring your math assignment today?" "Because I'm not a sinner like you, witch."


Pitiful_Brief_6424

"The wizest men on Earth are horrible at math." That, my friends, is called an "ass fact", so named because he basically just pulled it out of his ass.


Farrell-Mars

Tell me you don’t know how much 7x7 is without telling me you don’t know how much 7x7 is.


Eat_Me_Now7

Logic just left the chat


Pitiful_Brief_6424

Poor little discalculiod.


real-human-not-a-bot

Oh, don’t say that. Dyscalculia is a serious disability. This guy’s just a standard-grade moron.


Zimmster2020

This is the main reason why the Middle East is no longer the world's leading scientific region. Religion zealots seized control and squandered any chance for creativity and proper education, erasing the potential for an immeasurable world of discovery and innovation. Essentially what is happening to the US right now.


Skye-DragonGirl

Damn bros mad at people for counting numbers


wickedblueberry

Me in middle school trying to get out of doing my pre algebra homework


thatguywhosdumb

The Chad Islamic Golden age Muslim vs. The virgin modern Muslim.


happygiraffe404

What makes you think that he's Muslim? He didn't mention


thatguywhosdumb

I just think the Islamic golden age is neat. They did math a lot


happygiraffe404

Ohh ok


HailThyself_333

789 because SATAN!


stable_maple

Satire


ARJ_05

this is literally me in algebra 2


manikantak

Thicc brain can’t process logic spews racist shit matching its capability.


DemonPrinceofIrony

What is he in about. There are literally arguments for gods existence based on math. Holy men have studied math for centuries.


AlexKorobeiniki

Someone’s having trouble in their middle school math class, huh?


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

I’m flattered


nohopeforhumanity666

But like, it’s beautiful in its complexity. How everything ties together perfectly across all areas of science is truly amazing


real-human-not-a-bot

❤️❤️❤️


maneric37

I have dyscalculia. I am… REALLY wise I guess.


ToasterCommander_

I hate math too, but holy shit.


PlaguiBoi

Look, you could have just stopped at the first sentence and I would have agreed with you.


metanoia29

This is extra ironic seeing as how most of the important mathematic and scientific discoveries through history were made by Catholics 😂


VioletNocte

Did this guy just claim Jewish people don't have souls


nyanion69

am I a wise man for not knowing math 😨


Acidhousewife

Um,mate. Hate to break it to you but um.... That social media you are using, maths. That internet you are using, maths. even the key strokes you used maths.


RicardoFrijoles

I hate math too but this is a bit much


overactivemango

No I'm willing to hear him out on this I hate math