Bro thinks he’s beating uncle 💀💀💀💀

He s got the lumbago,if it werent for the lumbago he would smoke everyone

You joke, but he did go down fighting a huge battalion of US army soldiers alongside John

Uncle really got a badass end to his story, much more iconic than Williamson's getting shot either by John or Reyes while being pinned down by a Mexican colonel with a sword.

A fitting end for the most annoying former gang member. Bill is a cool guy in RDR2 but he is insufferable in the first game. Javier's capture is entertaining and Dutch's death is poignant, Bill's death is just gratifying.

Bill is pretty insufferable in the second game too tbh.

I don't mind him much but I can understand where you are coming from, he has his moments.

I might be biased since I like Kieran lol

And survived being cooked

He’s got nothing on the one shot kid

Bro thinks he's lumbago 💀

Only cause of the **L U M B A G O**

Bro thinks he can beat Red Harlow.

He'll give you the lumbago

You're highly underestimating Pearson, Uncle, and Javier

Also Micah would just shoot you so that needs it's own category

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DAMN YOU, MORGAN!!!

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I instantly read it in his snake voice

Especially Javier, jesus christ. You don't run up a bounty like that in Mexico without being a certified badass.

Also there is a reason Mexico cranks out pro fighters. Tough people.

Uncle has the lumbago though

He just says that to lull you into a false sense of security. Then he whips your ass and hogties you.

Especially uncle. Old men have a keen ability to find a quick way to end fights because they know they don’t recover from hits as well as they used to.

But his Lumbayyyyygo...

This post is funny and great content but Javier would absolutely smoke you OP

And Dutch That boy a rock

All those people with their frontier strength would be a hard go

I think overestimating Hosea too

Pearson is like 350lbs, he could literally just sit on you

never trust a skinny chef

He'd never catch me

Better watch out, he’s like a cornered tiger.

he’s made no small name for himself!

He might even get aunt cathy to get you, unless her health deteriorated further.

If running away from fights is "taking" somebody, I'm fuckin Muhammad Ali.

Bro thinks he has fight IQ

So you'd win using ranged close quarter combat?

Is that a fight then?

If u want to fight u dont run away

Then it’s not a fight lmao

No way Sadie give him more trouble than Pearson, this is a 1 vs 1 fight without guns.

Like a cornered tiger!

Bro said he can beat up Javier but draws with Abigail ain't no way 💀

Mf is a simp

Look at that last category….. huuuuuge simp.

Yeah, I can't tell if he thinks that they'd like it, and it would turn sexual... or that he's just raping them?

He may have meant it like that, but it does come off **extremely** rapey.

Exactly my issue with this post, amongst others like him thinking he can beat Javier. No way

This essentially implies that Sadie, Sean, Hosea and Abigail could all beat up Javier which is absolute horseshit.

Right? This could be a tier of mental strength? Then it would work. Physical absolute nonsense

Yep. Sadie might be hardened and tough but she is still a skinny 120 lbs maximum blonde chick. In a fair fight even if she delivers punch after punch they wouldn't have much force behind them. Also she is relatively new to the tough life and likely has no fighting experience.

What fighting attributes does being blond give someone?

I'm blonde, and in a fight, it makes me 33% more likely than the average person to just turn around and punch in the complete opposite direction when in a fight

I’m blond. It makes you wonder.

+2 to Dex save throws

idk about Sean, he might if hes lucky

There's no way Sean doesn't fight real, *real* fucking dirty though.

... and you think Javier would fight clean? :P

he's a knife fighter

If you want to gauge how good Sean would be in a fight, think of Brad Pitt in Snatch (edit: I didn't previously say Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, I have no recollection of ever thinking that.)

I think you're thinking of Snatch. Don't remember Brad Pitt being in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Fuck. Thank you. Yes

In snatch Brad Pitt still has a Brad Pitt body that is at least 180 lbs. Sean looks like he weighed 140 lbs wet.

Javier is somewhat of a gang leader by the time of RDR1 so yes, horseshit.

Hosea old and sick absolutely not, but prime Hosea was smart and maybe as strong as Arthur.

Dunno what kind of dreams youre on to put Javier that low

Susan would fuck you up son

Yeah, she is legitimately frightening.

And there’s no way Susan is lower than Abigail on this list. That woman is ruthless.

Yeah there's a lot wrong with this list, but assuming anyone could take Grimshaw is kidding themselves.

Man, why are literally all Reddit tierlists absolute dog water

Man, all of them make me ask myself, "Why would someone make this?" This one just makes me cringe so hard I fold over twice.

If Hosea holds you to a draw, Javier would kick your ass. Those kinds of folks back then, living rough, were strong. The soft ones didn't make it at all.

Javier would smoke you.

"Fight would end naked and on the ground" consensually I hope… right?

And why isn’t Bill in that tier, OP?

He doesn’t have any pomade on him

Mary Beth isn't shown as promiscuous and Molly is an absolute cold fish... Sounds super rapey. Karen is the only one I can see going from fighting to screwing.

This is what I’ve been scrolling down for to see if someone else was scratching their head like I was. This person should reword this. Sounds like going from fight to naked and on the ground is no consensual.

That's assault brotha

I was gonna say the same thing, sounds super rapey, now Mfs gonna take this and call it a Reddit moment

…what do you mean about Molly and Mary Beth?

OP's really over 30 beefing with redditors on a list of characters he could beat up in a VIDEO GAME 💀

Javier and Pearson would toss you like a salad

Bill liked that

Based on the fact you are a gamer posting meme lists None of them ! And I am betting Baby Jack could kick your ass all the way down to Chinatown, and he is not even on the list lol

I think the old lady might put up a fight better than most gamers too so Dutch should be in the first tier.

Javier is insanely fast and probably has good stamina and ability to take hits. Idk how good of a boxer you are, but I personally would put him in the same realm as Micah and Lenny

The ringer is Kieran who would just end all of us with a snap of his finger.

Counter: Gelding tongs

His is the most “I love myself” thing I’ve ever seen

Judging by the comments, I think OP genuinely thinks he’s Mike Tyson or some shit

r/IAmVeryBadAss

Who does bro think he is ☠️ Also why is Bill higher than Micah? Also why is Abigail higher than Javier?

I agree with most of this but you saw Micah get whooped by a terminally ill Arthur who was literal minutes away from dying... I would 100% put Bill over Micah

Because Micah got half whooped by a man of *lesser ability*

>Why is Bill higher than Micah Idk Bill would kick Micah’s ass

nahh man, that last one, you down bad,.

Also, Bill should be on the bottom tier if Bill can actually... uh... take him.

This guy has totally never been in a fight

Mary beth wouldn’t hurt a fly

op show us a pic of yourself to see what we are dealing with

Is no one else creeped tf out by the bottom category? Like that just ain't right

Molly is a Irish redhead with a temper and a fondness for a drink, she would slap the shit outta most people.

hah! you got that right, my redhead ancestry consists of absolute party drunks and hot-headed boxers. i always wonder where i get that from...

Molly has a fondness for drink? She refuses to touch a drop at Seans party and I dont think I've ever seen her grab a beer or whiskey bottle from the camp and I spend a lot of time in camp. She seems to have the opposite of a fondness for drinking, maybe just to not be the Irish stereotype of the drunkard. Even Mary-Beth has a few during seans party and can be spotted on regular days grabbing beers. I agree with the rest of what you're saying by the way, but the drinking thing seems to be 'shes irish so of course' despite her at least by Horseshoe openly avoiding the drink, and when she does start drinking around Shady Belle 'fond' isn't something I think she even remembers HOW to feel about something.

Fr tf is this dude talking about sounds super rapey

You have better chances at beating sean up than javier

Bro says he can take Javier

I won’t be standing for this Javier disrespect

Hey that's not fair uncle has lumbago

Ms grimshaw would whoop yo ass so hard

Why are you under the illusion that you could take any of them?

are you sure about miss grimshaw?

Honestly as a regular guy who works a physically demanding job, I think even I could beat Grimshaw, assuming she's about as strong as my grandma.

Are tou telling me you would rape mery or mrs o'shea

That’s what it sounds like lol

I reckon I could beat you ina fight

not me tho ..

you think you'd win with Javier...? good luck i guess

Let's be honest, OP would probably get beat by all of them. And thinking the two ladies on the bottom would "end up naked on the ground" is both cringey and pathetic.

True

Now, what was the point in adding a sexual category other than just being gross, OP?

Man is down bad on Reddit

Calling shenanigans on Javier Dudes a scrapper, he’s A/B list Sadie while sure being “tough” Is a women with a small build. She would be an easy win. You’re giving her too much physical credit for mental strength. She’s literally like 105 lbs, a normal non gym going man could throw her. Same with abby, small build should be lowest tier. Being a mom does not = strength Pearson is a big man, grew up doing swamp shit and spent some time in the navy, He should be up one Lenny is a small book worm, he shouldn’t be up that high The more I look at this the more it upsets me. This list is absolute nonsense, it makes no sense. It seems like it’s done by someone who hasn’t ever done a contact sport/ been in a fight. It’s completely illogical, it seems like your only sense of assessing someone’s strength comes from a marvel movie. Bad post op

I dunno if you're a man but if you can't beat Abigail your a huge wanker.

Homie really things he has a chance with the rdr babes

You telling me a fight with Sean wouldn't end up naked on the ground?

Jesus Christ op just jerk off in front of a mirror like a normal person. You’re not beating anybody on this list, not even Jack lmao.

Lmao

You underestimate the sheer amount of power uncle has

You acting like Grimshaw wouldnt beat the brakes off you like she did to that dude that had Tilly

…. A draw with Abigail??

Probably one of the only realistic ones on here

Javier actually is tougher than Micah, he knocked him on the floor.

as if either of them would want to fuck you lmao

Lol. Okay weekend warrior. I am pretty sure Jack can beat us both. I have a lot of martial arts and weapons training but also am a paraplegic and went blind. You? Don't seem to understand how different people would kick your ass from life experience. It's okay to not be a badass. Just maybe don't shout it from the rooftops.

Guarantee they would all beat your ass with ease lol

Idk man, that last one sounds a bit sus

That's retarded

Switch Lenny with Javier

Uncle seems like a biter

Javier one punched Micah

You wish you could fight naked with Molly and Mary Beth

Miss Grimshaw would clean anyones clock ⏰

The last tier is just creepy. We get it, you've never seen a real vagina

😂

This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen on Reddit. Are you okay mate?

Multiple critiques- first would be Javier. He's a murderer who was on the run for years and holds his own while outnumbered 3 to 12 or so in a bar fight. Micah belongs on the first tier. Other than Charles and Arthur he's the most effective member of the entire gang. Your bottom tier is weird and I'm quite certain both of them would knee you right in the balls before you had your socks off.

If OP is serious its real funny to think they'd put up a fight against any professional outlaws who regularly rob and kill people in the 19th century.

Poor Jack. Anakin and the younglings go Brrr...

Javier should be where Sean is.

Micah would be a bloody pile of flesh in a minute, I would be fueled by pure rage.

I wouldn't say fighting Micah would be a struggle... he'd just shoot you instead 😂

Most normal redditor and the least weirdest RDR2 fan

Idk who you are, but realistically most ppl are only only beating Reverend, Abigail, Tilly, Mary-Beth, and Molly. Maybe Trelawney. Everyone else is tough af. Strauss could also beat most people. Remember when he disarmed the Cornwall goon while being held at gunpoint?

Nah

You must be a pretty shit fighter to lose to Sadie and draw with Abigail

Sadie became a solo bounty hunter out of spite and you think you'd put up a fight🗿

Everyone ignoring dude is going to rape Molly and Mary-Beth, or he’s assuming they will be so overcome by his manliness that of trying to fight them and everyone else, that they throw their clothes off to be ravaged by him. This is the saddest shit I’ve seen

Micah couldn't beat a dude who was minutes away from dying of TB

You really think you can take javier? Think Hosea wouldn’t knock you on your arse quicker than a flash? Uncle and trelawny are a lot tougher than they look! Molly would probably slap the shit outta you easily too.

The last category is creepy and gross 🤢

Uncle with lumbago claps ez

Pearson was in the military, he'd beat the shit outta you and throw ya to the gators or use you for stew

If uncle can handle his lumbago he could handle you Dude will fold you like a deck chair

Uncle would crease any man that dared step to him

lol sure

Boy, Javier would absolutely destroy your ass

You keep telling yourself that buddy.

Literally every single character in the “I’d win easily” section and above except for maybe Abigail and Tilly would fucking cave your skull in and beat you into brain damage in under thirty seconds

Javier laughed at this.

Grimshaw would have a knife on you before you'd be able to blink

Dude Javier is a beast lol you’re done with

You think you could take on Ms. Grimshaw? Yeah, ok make

why is javier so low 💀

You know Pearson is like a firece tiger right? And poor Jack Marston, I just imagined him being randomly knocked out by a random stranger

I would like OP to consider the fact that these are Outlaws who've always been on the run and have, for the most part of their lives, faced and won in conflicts with stronger opponents in the 1800s, while OP is a redditor........ Uncle with lumbago would give most redditors a tough time. Hell, jack is more likely to have knowledge about firearms than most redditors.

Why is Micah so high on the list, but Javier isn't even though Javier knocked Micah flat on his ass with one punch? If anything Micah should be lower on the list, he gets bullied in camp quite frequently and he couldn't even beat a dying Arthur

Bro says he would win against javier

Pearson, the largest one, could simply eat you.

Susan would send you to bed with a smacked bottom

Javier would destroy you man, how are you putting him and Tilly on the same level, gotta be ragebait

Where would Kieran place?

My list Kill me: Arthur, Charles, Marston, Bill Beat me: Javier, Lenny, Sean Draw: Dutch, Micah Barely beat: Sadie, Pearson, Grimshaw Easily beat: Hosea, Karen Destroy: Abigail, Tilly, Trelawny, Uncle, Strauss, Swanson, Molly, Mary Beth Kill: Jack Rape: NOBODY

One punch and they are lights out got me 😂

Sadie would fuck you up

I could realistically take young Jack, Reverend depending if he’s got crazy drug strength or not, and maybe Strauss. Everyone else is definitely stronger and tougher than me.

Move Arthur to the bottom and we might have something here

Everyone saying Javier is too low. I say he’s not low enough, I think I’d put him at the bottom of the list instead. The man plays a mean guitar, if I ended up tussling and wrestling on the ground with him I could definitely see things changing quickly. 😆

Why is Arthur not in the last category

Yes, yes. Nice tier list. But have you considered; gun

Guns change the list dramatically

you'd have to change the category name on top to "death" and move everybody up to that tier

Modest aren't we? I think Sadie and Javier would merc you pretty easily so I would move them to the top list.

*Bottom two* "Are you planning on hurting these women?"

Sean, grimmshaw, sadie, and micah would smoke your ass with ease.