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Talking about jerking off at somebody with the same birthday as you

Talking about jerking off at somebody with the same birthday as you

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VitaminZebra

I mean..wouldn't you first have to find yourself sexually attractive? Who does that?


menemenetekelvparsin

I’d fuck myself…


sicassangel

I heard it’s healthy to view yourself as sexually attractive. It’s something with high self esteem but it can easily lead to narcissism


Spicy_pepperinos

I think there is a difference between viewing yourself as being a sexually attractive person, and actually being sexually attracted to yourself...


sicassangel

Horny is horny


Nziom

>I heard it’s healthy to view yourself >it can easily lead to narcissism


sicassangel

Well yea noticing the positive features about yourself is healthy because it strengthens your self esteem But of course there are people who go too far with it


nen_del

[Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.](https://youtu.be/-Bsbw1qCPGE?t=32) I know it's from Silence of the Lambs but I like Jay & Silent bob version more.


LuxuryPooper

*Patrick Bateman walks into the chat.


Dr_Ingheimer

I hope everyone here has jerked off to themselves. On the regular.


crispygrapes

Not gonna lie, when I was younger I absolutely set up in front of a mirror and jerked off to myself. Only thing is I didn't want to see my own face, lol


Dividale

Nope, never even crossed my mind. It just doesn't seem right, like how you can never jerk off to your best bud or someone you've known for so long in a non sexual relationship.


Dr_Ingheimer

You got a relationship with yourself. Why not make it sexual? You’re with you the rest of your life no matter what happens. Make it weird.


Dividale

it's more like I physically can't? I don't hate myself by any means but making a sexual relationship with myself just feels wrong, kind of like incest but you know, with yourself. Can't do it no matter what I think


Iceninja413

Selfcest


Mike_Miester_97

Why don’t you just go fuck yourself?


IamImposter

When I was younger (like 15-16), I was alone at my home and I found a bra. I wore it, shoved some socks in it's cups and got a hard on when I looked at myself in the mirror. Yup. I jerked to myself.


SlightlyTanAsian

I don’t think that’s what we mean but nice story?


Reallyreddir

Sorry, I'm not my type. Im ugly, pessimistic, an asshole, dumb, weak, and have to literally try to remind myself that emotion is a sign of weakness because it shows an opening in my facade.


archieshahh

💀💀 I remember I did that too once!! I was in 9th grade! Is that weird?


Flaky-Entertainer-79

I never thought about doing that but i guess it's more uncommon than weird


archieshahh

Yeah I guess and in my defense I was looking kinda hot that night


crispygrapes

Hell yes, I've done it too - about that same age as well!


Flaky-Entertainer-79

This is from r/Showerthoughts btw


dsav99

Hey what’s wrong with apex


Ok_Measurement3226

What’s wrong with either of the games


dsav99

I can’t speak for the other one as I haven’t played it


Ok_Measurement3226

Genshin is like breath of the wild but with more characters and combo based combat. Also has a focus on making their characters cute. I really don’t know how it’s related to hammering your long one while looking in the mirror lmao.


BOBCHATON

Like many gacha game it has a pretty poor reputation outside of those who enjoy the game


Miau_Saldanha

True


Twava

Ughhhh I want to get into it but I think I’ll wait 😭


Ok_Measurement3226

Why wait? Joining early is highly recommended and you don’t have to pay any money. You can save primos and free wishes for characters in the future, like hu Tao who is gonna be real soon. Also it takes a bit to level up your adventure rank so starting early is better.


Twava

I’m a bit busy atm but I think once I save up to buy an iPad I’ll play it on there. She looks adorable! The character designs look super exciting too so I’m just holding back cause I just know I’m going to spend an entire two weeks playing nothing but that


Ok_Measurement3226

Valid. But if you have a phone already don’t bother getting an IPad, just keep saving and get a desktop or a decent laptop that can run genshin. I know from experience that genshin mobile sucks, but it’s nice to have if you’re on the go or have a sec to do some domains. Keyboard and mouse, or computer with gyro aiming is the way to go especially if you play archers.


Twava

Ohh I had no idea. I’m getting it for some other purposes, but would you be able to use a mouse on the iPad perhaps? I have a laptop but not a lot of space


sgtsanman

BOTW but Weeb Chinese gacha Love Genshin anyway


Ok_Measurement3226

True. Of all the gachas genshin is waaaaaay more ftp friendly because of how many events and free things you can get and the pity system in general. Also the most broken characters aren’t even five stars and the difference isn’t too massive for most of the five stars. Essentially it’s a game that people look at from the outside and scoff at and call you gross for playing it but as soon as they play it for a second, down the rabbit hole they go.


sgtsanman

Yeah it’s really f2p friendly, it just gets grindy. Then again, so does any other RPG. One thing I would fix tho is the resin system.


Ok_Measurement3226

It’s mainly there so you have something to do. Mihoyo isn’t making the game super hard in the story mode, but they have challenge areas and the spiral abyss for those looking for a challenge, and since the game is still being made, mihoyo gives you a plethora of Grindy things that aren’t as monotonous, and a resin system so you don’t waste your whole day doing that. Essentially genshin impact is a game where you are dealt random cards with your free four stars, your occasional five star characters or weapons, and the random artifacts. In a way it’s a game all about resource management, and that’s what I find to make it interesting.


sgtsanman

I personally just find exploring really interesting. Not even doing any puzzles or anything, but rather just take in the environment


Ok_Measurement3226

That too. The game rewards you for playing essentially, and the environment is gorgeous. It actually made fetch quests fun.


Inhalts_angabe

Nothing. Both are 2 of my favorite games


Mock_idk

Dude insulted himself by going through the other guys post history.


Digital_Kiwi

Hey it’s there for a reason lol


X1VK_TroJan

doesnt take away from the fat L that loser took taking time from his day to look cause he was salty af


Digital_Kiwi

Fair enough, the only times i do it is if I’m tryna figure out if i should take the time to give an informed response or not lol


6darea1brownsuga7

Bro wtf apex is a good game


42Ubiquitous

The game is good, the players suck. Haven’t played since season 5, unfortunately.


Adventador

and monetization is the reason I left it for destiny. It's a beautifully done game GPwise but I hate the idea of paying $20 for something that doesn't even change the way the game works (in a non p2w sense)


42Ubiquitous

That’s actually an aspect that I liked. It’s f2p. I don’t really care about skins, so I just used whatever I had. I played with people using that default skin that were awesome, and people with the newest skin that sucked. The level playing field is a good thing imo. Those who want to support the game can do so by buying a skin, but you playing the game itself isn’t an investment. I would be thrilled to play something like God of War for free and have skins be purchasable. I think it is better to have that than games where spending money means you have an advantage over people that are more skilled that you. Winning means very little when you buy for it. That being said, it’s not something that would work for all games.


X1VK_TroJan

i have every skin thats been released for my main, lots of heirlooms when my main doesnt even have one. only badge i use even tho i have max wins, 20 kills in one match and the 3k damage in one match badge is the suicide awareness badge. its really not this skin or the badges you can buy/earn in apex that define skill. im glad theres zero P2W mechanics, i wouldnt have put in 2500 hours if it had P2W. pay to win is a dogshit game mechanic. also, destiny isnt pay to win either. that really makes no sense. unless youre in trials you could argue its P2W because light level boosts, but its really not.


Flaky-Entertainer-79

Actually yeah that's a really good one


Ghost3657_alt_

I play apex it is my favorite game. Would you like to see me play apex? *plays apex* *commits suicide because the game is shit right now and respawn refuses to try to fix it even on their multi million dollar budget*


Rupertii

Yeah like what does apex have to do with jerking to yourself


Zyperreal

What the guy in the post means is that being a fan of apex and genshin makes you a nerd or a lonely virgin. Probably because both of those games fanbases have bad reputation.


Tristan69420

Yeah an update actually came out today, we got a rampart heirloom, and town Takeover, still no Wattson heirloom and octane got a nerf :(


X1VK_TroJan

wattson heirloom is in the files now. r/apexuncovered apparently wattsons ult doesn't even work now tho, i saw a vid of someone getting stuck while standing right nexto the pylon.


Tristan69420

OOF yeah I seen the heirloom but I couldn’t be bothered to put spoiler text lol Also the Rev Halloween skin that got leaked is insane


Kill_me_now12

Innit Played genshin before tho and it was wank


The_singularity_1173

I have never thought of this


DemonLordMitch

My internet was down so I took a picture of my dick and jerked off to it. I ain't gonna lie, that shit is good. Good job me.


FlightyMouse85

Alright, settle down there Loki.


personthatisapersons

RIP OP


Hyper_X11

I've jerked off to myself jerking off to a porn video.


The-Barney-Stinson

**I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU** -Hyper_X11


Nziom

This comment section is concerning


Flaky-Entertainer-79

Yeah man the post was supposed to be funny


kekhouse3002

both are good games, this mf is smoking some quality mushrooms


EnjoyDaCarryXB

bitch apex is a good game stfu


whatamehlife

This is more like a post from r/KamikazeByWords


Inhalts_angabe

That last comment makes me feel exposed


Onii-Grow

When they say "myself" I imagine its Lumine or Aether


ThatOneFanOfFnafLore

Test


ThatOneFanOfFnafLore

u/profanitycounter


Landonian1001

Hey! Apex is a good game! its the people that play Genshin that jerk off to themselves as well as the underage girls in the game! at least apex's characters are above the age of 18


Dood_IV

Any character in the game that is underage is literally shaped like a trapezoid what are you talking about


PerfectHuman1703

And the genshin person jerks off to kids.


Dood_IV

What makes you say that?


PerfectHuman1703

Common sen-


Dood_IV

Tell me why you think genshin players jerk off to children. And give a legitimate reason, not just “anime=bad”


PerfectHuman1703

Can you like take a joke? 1 I watch anime so I don’t have a problem with it. 2 if you’ve been on r/196 or r/okbuddyretard there’s “Genshin impact players when their parents type c in their search history” It’s a joke, and if you really don’t like r/196 or r/whenthe get good you will see it a A LOT.


Lord_Zahkrosis

Hey Mr Red-Censored, I make a whole video series of Genshin Impact on my channel and I have never fapped to myself. Is that news to you, red man?