Talking about jerking off at somebody with the same birthday as you
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I mean..wouldn't you first have to find yourself sexually attractive? Who does that?
I’d fuck myself…
I heard it’s healthy to view yourself as sexually attractive. It’s something with high self esteem but it can easily lead to narcissism
I think there is a difference between viewing yourself as being a sexually attractive person, and actually being sexually attracted to yourself...
Horny is horny
>I heard it’s healthy to view yourself
>it can easily lead to narcissism
Well yea noticing the positive features about yourself is healthy because it strengthens your self esteem
But of course there are people who go too far with it
[Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.](https://youtu.be/-Bsbw1qCPGE?t=32) I know it's from Silence of the Lambs but I like Jay & Silent bob version more.
*Patrick Bateman walks into the chat.
I hope everyone here has jerked off to themselves. On the regular.
Not gonna lie, when I was younger I absolutely set up in front of a mirror and jerked off to myself. Only thing is I didn't want to see my own face, lol
Nope, never even crossed my mind. It just doesn't seem right, like how you can never jerk off to your best bud or someone you've known for so long in a non sexual relationship.
You got a relationship with yourself. Why not make it sexual? You’re with you the rest of your life no matter what happens. Make it weird.
it's more like I physically can't? I don't hate myself by any means but making a sexual relationship with myself just feels wrong, kind of like incest but you know, with yourself. Can't do it no matter what I think
Why don’t you just go fuck yourself?
When I was younger (like 15-16), I was alone at my home and I found a bra. I wore it, shoved some socks in it's cups and got a hard on when I looked at myself in the mirror. Yup. I jerked to myself.
I don’t think that’s what we mean but nice story?
Sorry, I'm not my type.
Im ugly, pessimistic, an asshole, dumb, weak, and have to literally try to remind myself that emotion is a sign of weakness because it shows an opening in my facade.
💀💀 I remember I did that too once!! I was in 9th grade! Is that weird?
I never thought about doing that but i guess it's more uncommon than weird
Yeah I guess and in my defense I was looking kinda hot that night
Hell yes, I've done it too - about that same age as well!
This is from r/Showerthoughts btw
Hey what’s wrong with apex
What’s wrong with either of the games
I can’t speak for the other one as I haven’t played it
Genshin is like breath of the wild but with more characters and combo based combat. Also has a focus on making their characters cute. I really don’t know how it’s related to hammering your long one while looking in the mirror lmao.
Like many gacha game it has a pretty poor reputation outside of those who enjoy the game
Ughhhh I want to get into it but I think I’ll wait 😭
Why wait? Joining early is highly recommended and you don’t have to pay any money. You can save primos and free wishes for characters in the future, like hu Tao who is gonna be real soon. Also it takes a bit to level up your adventure rank so starting early is better.
I’m a bit busy atm but I think once I save up to buy an iPad I’ll play it on there. She looks adorable! The character designs look super exciting too so I’m just holding back cause I just know I’m going to spend an entire two weeks playing nothing but that
Valid. But if you have a phone already don’t bother getting an IPad, just keep saving and get a desktop or a decent laptop that can run genshin. I know from experience that genshin mobile sucks, but it’s nice to have if you’re on the go or have a sec to do some domains. Keyboard and mouse, or computer with gyro aiming is the way to go especially if you play archers.
Ohh I had no idea. I’m getting it for some other purposes, but would you be able to use a mouse on the iPad perhaps? I have a laptop but not a lot of space
BOTW but Weeb Chinese gacha
Love Genshin anyway
True. Of all the gachas genshin is waaaaaay more ftp friendly because of how many events and free things you can get and the pity system in general. Also the most broken characters aren’t even five stars and the difference isn’t too massive for most of the five stars. Essentially it’s a game that people look at from the outside and scoff at and call you gross for playing it but as soon as they play it for a second, down the rabbit hole they go.
Yeah it’s really f2p friendly, it just gets grindy. Then again, so does any other RPG. One thing I would fix tho is the resin system.
It’s mainly there so you have something to do. Mihoyo isn’t making the game super hard in the story mode, but they have challenge areas and the spiral abyss for those looking for a challenge, and since the game is still being made, mihoyo gives you a plethora of Grindy things that aren’t as monotonous, and a resin system so you don’t waste your whole day doing that. Essentially genshin impact is a game where you are dealt random cards with your free four stars, your occasional five star characters or weapons, and the random artifacts. In a way it’s a game all about resource management, and that’s what I find to make it interesting.
I personally just find exploring really interesting. Not even doing any puzzles or anything, but rather just take in the environment
That too. The game rewards you for playing essentially, and the environment is gorgeous. It actually made fetch quests fun.
Nothing. Both are 2 of my favorite games
Dude insulted himself by going through the other guys post history.
Hey it’s there for a reason lol
doesnt take away from the fat L that loser took taking time from his day to look cause he was salty af
Fair enough, the only times i do it is if I’m tryna figure out if i should take the time to give an informed response or not lol
Bro wtf apex is a good game
The game is good, the players suck. Haven’t played since season 5, unfortunately.
and monetization is the reason I left it for destiny. It's a beautifully done game GPwise but I hate the idea of paying $20 for something that doesn't even change the way the game works (in a non p2w sense)
That’s actually an aspect that I liked. It’s f2p. I don’t really care about skins, so I just used whatever I had. I played with people using that default skin that were awesome, and people with the newest skin that sucked. The level playing field is a good thing imo. Those who want to support the game can do so by buying a skin, but you playing the game itself isn’t an investment. I would be thrilled to play something like God of War for free and have skins be purchasable. I think it is better to have that than games where spending money means you have an advantage over people that are more skilled that you. Winning means very little when you buy for it.
That being said, it’s not something that would work for all games.
i have every skin thats been released for my main, lots of heirlooms when my main doesnt even have one. only badge i use even tho i have max wins, 20 kills in one match and the 3k damage in one match badge is the suicide awareness badge.
its really not this skin or the badges you can buy/earn in apex that define skill. im glad theres zero P2W mechanics, i wouldnt have put in 2500 hours if it had P2W.
pay to win is a dogshit game mechanic. also, destiny isnt pay to win either. that really makes no sense. unless youre in trials you could argue its P2W because light level boosts, but its really not.
Actually yeah that's a really good one
I play apex it is my favorite game. Would you like to see me play apex?
*commits suicide because the game is shit right now and respawn refuses to try to fix it even on their multi million dollar budget*
Yeah like what does apex have to do with jerking to yourself
What the guy in the post means is that being a fan of apex and genshin makes you a nerd or a lonely virgin. Probably because both of those games fanbases have bad reputation.
Yeah an update actually came out today, we got a rampart heirloom, and town Takeover, still no Wattson heirloom and octane got a nerf :(
wattson heirloom is in the files now.
apparently wattsons ult doesn't even work now tho, i saw a vid of someone getting stuck while standing right nexto the pylon.
yeah I seen the heirloom but I couldn’t be bothered to put spoiler text lol
Also the Rev Halloween skin that got leaked is insane
Played genshin before tho and it was wank
I have never thought of this
My internet was down so I took a picture of my dick and jerked off to it. I ain't gonna lie, that shit is good. Good job me.
Alright, settle down there Loki.
I've jerked off to myself jerking off to a porn video.
**I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU**
This comment section is concerning
Yeah man the post was supposed to be funny
both are good games, this mf is smoking some quality mushrooms
bitch apex is a good game stfu
This is more like a post from r/KamikazeByWords
That last comment makes me feel exposed
When they say "myself" I imagine its Lumine or Aether
Hey! Apex is a good game! its the people that play Genshin that jerk off to themselves as well as the underage girls in the game! at least apex's characters are above the age of 18
Any character in the game that is underage is literally shaped like a trapezoid what are you talking about
And the genshin person jerks off to kids.
What makes you say that?
Tell me why you think genshin players jerk off to children. And give a legitimate reason, not just “anime=bad”
Can you like take a joke? 1 I watch anime so I don’t have a problem with it. 2 if you’ve been on r/196 or r/okbuddyretard there’s “Genshin impact players when their parents type c in their search history” It’s a joke, and if you really don’t like r/196 or r/whenthe get good you will see it a A LOT.
Hey Mr Red-Censored, I make a whole video series of Genshin Impact on my channel and I have never fapped to myself. Is that news to you, red man?