This man shows no mercy
By - ColonelAengus
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And being african is pretty vague...
We’re all African
I love African Child! My mom loves African Child! My girlfriend listens to that album. I bought 10 albums on the first day. I play that shit in my sleep. I brush my teeth to it!
Did you just smoke a Jeffery?
“First it goes away…then it comes BACK”
I’m mind fucking the shit outta you.
You can't handle the Jeffery.
Why the FUCK is it called a Jeffrey?!
Jeffrey is a pal. You can trust Jeffrey. Tell Jeffrey your secrets & fears, he won't judge you.
Hey Jeffrey, I fap to my ex, keep it secret.
Hey Jeffrey, I fap to u/annayraj, keep it secret
that’s gay but I’m down.
Exactly. I hate how people think they have no relation to Africa when we all evolved in Eastern Africa. You are a homo-sapien, right?
Ha ha yes, FELLOW HUMAN, we are all a member of the ~~inferior~~ HOMO SAPIEN species. Carry on with your human tasks, I will now consume GLASS OF WATER with my HANDS.
As a HUMAN I too enjoy HUMAN tasks.
Such as GROWING HAIR and MASTICATING FOOD.
I bless the spawns down in Africa
Im 100% native african but im white
A former classmate of mine was Nubian. He was dark as the Australian outback after the fires.
All his paperwork says "white" because it specifies on our demographics for the college that "White" includes "populations from northern Africa." His family is historically from Egypt/Libya.
technically everyone is, unless they're an alien or something.
Also, if ~~she’s~~ they’re getting this info from a site like ancestry, there’s about a 1% error rate due to immigration/emigration and lack of contributor data in certain spaces. If you see = 1% in a specific geographical region (especially Africa and SE Asia) on your digital ancestry summation, it’s likely statistical error/anomaly.
One must consider that access to these data sources is not only a privilege, but also automated, and based on user submission. If a statistically insignificant data point is offered from an area of poverty, there’s a fair chance that the data point is anomalous/unreliable in some nature.
Thank you, u/FallingStar2016 for the pronoun correction.
She could be African but not black 😳
She could be They but not black
Correction, they is they but they are not of black skin colour.
Im African, but will go to jail for saying the n word.
She means African like Elon Musk is African.
White south Africans are of Dutch descent. She probably took a genealogy test and found 1% of some sort of African gene group. A lot of Europeans probably have north African genes as the Mediterranean is a big melting pot of people and culture.
No. White South Africans are not of Dutch decent. Some are but not all. Some are of French, English, Portuguese etc. It’s not just Dutch, plus the Dutch decent is so far back for most Afrikaaners.
***They*** means. You may not like the person but respect their chosen pronouns.
Thank God for the circle. I was so lost for a moment
Literally same. An arrow pointing to the circle would've helped more though
And arrows with circles around them to pointing those arrows.
I think we need the 😱 emoji surrounding them too
Need a giant cartoon flashing arrow pointed at that comment so we don't miss it.
We need Wild e coyote dressing as a female for the clickbait too
Wait where is it?
Thank god someone shared that sub. It’s been almost a week, I almost forgot about it.
[This will help you. ](https://i.imgur.com/DjnJWil_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
that's so clever... I hate you so much, take my upvote and don't complain
Man, if there's one thing I want with useless red circles is much more of them. An entire subreddit of them, even.
Does r/UselessSubReddits exist yet?
apparently it’s been set to private, ironically making it a useless subreddit
Can someone explain the spoon thing?
She Overdosed on heroin.When you do heroin you heat the bottom of the spoon
Oh, the two things I know nothing about: drugs and celebrities.
Pretty much the same thing at this point
Not just any celebrity, she's an ex-Disney teen idol... those things are probably more destructive than drugs.
You're not missing much lol. Especially the latter.
Actually didn’t know that, thanks
Think it’s a heroine joke. Lighting the spoon to melt (?) the heroine turns it black I guess (I know nothing about drugs). Demi had a drug problem.
You cook heroin in a spoon before you load up a syringe with it. The lighter turns the bottom of the spoon black.
Cook is the word I was looking for, thanks. Might need to rewatch Breaking Bad to brush up on the terminology.
They make meth. But Jesse does have a heroin addiction for a bit.
Yeah thinking about his short time with heroine with his gf.
Still one of the more depressing story lines in that show. I wanted her success more than I wanted Marie to shut the fuck up
Fuck Marie more than Skyler !
When you do heroin you light up the bottom of the spoon to "cook" it.
The flames basically burn the metal, turning it black.
By geographic location, Egypt is in Africa. I have a friend who is 100% Egyptian. Has like 15 names, his drivers license is really cool.
He is white as hell lol. If he said the n-word he’d get punched. But by that logic he’s 100% African so basically that tweet is baseless.
If your friend was from the Sinai peninsula of Egypt would he be considered 100% Asian?
Since our understanding of race is socially constructed it depends on whoever is looking at your friend and making that call.
How does one have 15 names, and does that cause issues on documents where the full name is printed?
I dated a girl in hs that was 100% Egyptian, and Muslim, one of the palest girls i knew and had blue eyes.
By “African” those genetic tests usually mean “sub Saharan African”
Does demi levato have a heroin problem? I don't know much about her
Oh thanks. Her burned heroin spoon. I get it now.
yeah i clearly dont know enough about herion because I needed the comments to explain the joke to me too
Good plan, try heroin to understand the joke. Pls report back your findings
Heroin isn’t something you just try. It doesn’t stop.
Here’s a primer on how to get started with H
Drugs are a hell of a drug. Do yourself a favor and stick to the weak stuff.
That was something I didn’t expect, wow. I hope he’s doing alright, and this rare insult seems like a bas take right now…
ohh and make sure they're not them plastic spoons.. cuz.. dont..
I thought "spoons" must have been slang for shoes or something. Not going to lie, I was a tad miffed as I'd only just wrapped my head around "kicks".
Same. Was so confused
Who tf is demi levato?
Edit: Thanks to Reddit I now know she went from Barney to porn. I now understand how I never heard the name.
>Thanks to Reddit I now know she went from Barney to porn.
I don't believe for a minute she did porn. I'm gonna need a source.
The closest thing to porn I can remember is the one Holloween costume she wore as a sexy cop in stripper heels.
That’s… not what that article is about. Demi being non-binary isn’t a bad thing, and is one of the least objectionable things about them?
Also, I’m not even going to pretend that garbage article is journalism. Here’s an actual source on it, with the FULL, non-cherry picked quotes:
Thank you. This comment section is full of misgendering and transphobia (some of it just because they're out of the loop I'm sure, but some like what you're replying to is obviously intentional)
I'm not even going to keep scrolling down, why would I want to know this.
Maybe I should just get off reddit lol
Yeah I stopped reading. I can’t anymore.
I recall the name because she got nude and reddit posted the pics on a sub. Pretty tasteful.
I went and found them. I guess the wet look adds to aesthetics? But personally there's nothing less sexy than a wet head. The texture of the hair is such a turn off for me.
Note: I have sensory things, and I know my opinion is just that.
They had issues with drugs in the past, but as far as I know they've recovered. They seem to be doing pretty well now!
Theyre not doing really well in terms of being a good person though tbh, Demi’s pretty crazy and irrational nowadays
Really? I haven't heard much about them recently if I'm being honest. I just saw some interviews that came soon after their coming out and they seemed to be doing better than they were before. But if I'm being honest, I haven't really kept tabs on them since I was a child obsessed with Camp Rock.
Demi’s just another one of those entitled celebrities. Tried to tear down a local frozen yogurt buisness because the store had no sugar free options that appealed to them. You should read up about it, it’s wild lmao. It’s pretty evil of them to do that during the pandemic and selfish as well. Demi’s just done so many shitty things like that constantly nowadays and I can’t respect them for it
It was weirder than that, they got mad at the frozen yoghurt shop because they had a sugar-free option. The shop had a sign saying “guilt-free” and the notion of a diet food triggered Demi. Sugar-free ain’t even about dieting only, it’s for diabetics and others with food related health issues. Could you imagine attacking an ice cream shop because their inclusive product triggered you? It’s almost Trumpian, it reminds me of rabid right wingers getting mad at commercials for having interracial couples or at shops that have a rainbow flag in front. It was really strange to see.
Yeah, Demi’s absolutely absurd. I think both the right and the left have these conflagration issues, to the point where they are similar in far fetched, out of line views. I think [this](https://youtu.be/Ev373c7wSRg) is something that represents the far right and radical left pretty well. I hope the frozen yogurt store is doing okay, and it was so frustratingly ignorant of Demi to only regard their point of view in this situation. Their worst point of the year was not getting the flavor they wanted, *my* god I’m so freaking sorry for a multimillionaire celebrity.
Now that you mention it, I think I did hear something about the frozen yogurt shop thing! And you're right! I'm not saying they're a good person. I just think they have gotten over their drug issues, but I could be wrong! (Also, thank you for being a good person and using correct pronouns even for someone you don't respect. It's people like you that make me regain a little faith in humanity on this hellsite...)
Haha nw, I get what you mean! And yeah, I really don’t understand the point of misgendering, it’s too much work to use the dead pronoun and I think it is definitely something most people should work on in terms of separating ones identity with their character. I think their drug problem is better but I’m not too educated on that. But anyways, they are a karen that does much harm in the status quo so the roast is deserved lmao
Damn. Few big celebrities to show enby rep but they're not good lmao. Fuck. Not as bad as Caitlyn Jenner though
I think sam smith has been pretty unproblematic so there’s that
Oh yeah I remember hearing about them on the radio...it was awkward bc my mom was there and she's not very big on me being trans
Oh wow.. Maybe your mom just needs a bit of time to get used to the idea, but I can’t assume your situation. I hope everything stays safe for u in the near future
Yeah I'm safe and shit, but my mom wants her "normal" baby boy back. She's completely fine with other people... ish. She does say "I don't get this whole they them thing" or says my friends aren't "weird" (trans I'm guessing). But she's chill with her students who are.
Yeah, they're definitely. . . something. I don't know when I stopped liking them as a person, but I did at some point. I'm not really a fan :/
Yeah it sucks honestly. I really dislike them in the present, but I will not forget about how Demi was a chunk of my childhood and is a very talented singer. I guess this is a scenario where we must separate the art from the artist :/
Thank you for the correct pronoun
No need for thanks! Just being a decent person! 😁
Don't break an arm patting yourself on the back
someone else said thank you??? That's not patting their own back.
>>Thanks for using the right pronoun
>No need for thanks!
"Jeez, jerk yourself off much?"
Hasn’t she been like completely out of her fucking mind for a year. I only hear about her second hand but I get the impression she consistently is having public meltdowns
They actually seem to be doing alright as of recently. They have come out as pan and nonbinary and have said that they have been working on bettering themself. But that's all I've heard from them recently.
This sounds ridiculous af
It’s the correct terminology, I just need to get my brain out of the mindset that the word “they” is plural, I don’t know why I think of multiple people when I hear it.
because.... that's how it was used for the most part
Lol what? You never say something like "oh, someone forgot their jacket!"?
Demi has come out as nonbinary, and prefers they/them pronouns.
Okay, I'm all for calling trans people by the pronoun of their choice but is it fair to say that Demi Lovato is insane?
The issue is that it’s not really possible to accurately determine who is ‘faking’ their gender identity.
Regardless of whether you like the person or not, it’s always good form to respect their pronouns.
Really? Well fuck that dude then, it’s been trashy to make a joke like that for someone who has recovered from drug problems. Although it is *kinda* funny…
Who else are we talking about?
Just Demi Lovato... Their pronouns are they/them
this made laugh a bit too much
Nope. They're just nonbinary and you're a dick.
Wow. Replying to a comment to simply misgender someone and nothing else... That's a new level of shitty, right there!
Heroin causes 1% Africanness?
My racist uncle has some thoughts on this ...
Demi Lovato has a not-being-in-the-news-for-anything-besides-making-new-music problem. Just about every three months she makes some new pronouncement about how she doesn’t care what people think about her _______, or how she finally at peace with her _______.
You know what you never hear about Demi Lovato in the news for? Making new music. Girl loves her some press and drama.
She has a problem with always needing attention.
Demi Lovato had such a big Heroin problem that she actually overdosed and had to get rushed for the hospital
You dont need to have a big heroin problem to overdose on it.
She has an attention whore problem
Loyal to the foil
Jesus Christ, this man chose violence…
Omg y’all the FIRST part of this tweet was **“I did a DNA test and found out I'm mainly Spanish, with Native American, SCANDINAVIAN (which I had NO idea), Irish, BRITISH....”** and then they said “and 1% african” but ok 😒
Ah context, at long last we meet in this barren wasteland.
I figured the context was something like that(people tend to use percents when talking about those tests) but people love to jump and attack without thinking first.
Especially if the person mentally ill, or LGBT+
Yep. One of the top comments has a reply that’s getting a ton of upvotes that edited their coming out post to seem like they’re faking it, despite no evidence of that.
Tbf, Demi sucks as a person and it has nothing to do with their identity so I disagree with your rationale here on why people are roasting them
If it had nothing to do with their identity then they wouldn’t keep misgendering Demi
maybe some people just dont keep up with celebrities they dont like. a big part of discourse is not assuming bad intentions.
That's definitely what I figured, but suuure insult someone on their history with drug addiction for no reason. /s
Pretend she said she’s African
I mean, we’re all part African when you go back far enough. It’s just for some that’s a lot farther than others, while some they just gotta go back to now lol
wtf is this shit, the first 2 are tweets and the last one is from facebook so this isnt even the same conversation
Yeah and I'm 1% Mayan (not a joke) and I'm so white if you tossed me into the snow I'd never be seen again
GOD DAMN SNOW SHARKS
That’s fucked up
y’all seem to be tearing demi to shreds in these comments my god
Everyone is like 0.00001% African coz thats where all humans came from 😀😀
1% African with a 5% margin of error.
People should really learn how these genetic tests work before taking them and parroting the results. Any ancestry that comes up at 1% can be discarded, as it doesn't mean anything, and quite literally may be entirely made up for the sake of making results more interesting. Obviously Demi Lovato had African ancestors, but it was likely a very very long time ago, when there were multiple species of human.
The blackest thing about them* is the bottom of their* spoons.
what does black on the bottom of spoons mean?
You use heroin by putting flame under a spoon, and Demi overdosed on H.
Holy shit that's a good fucking burn
This must be about Marjorie thingie.
Lol I'm 1% African... Doesn't mean I'm black African
Context? Why did she say that? 😂
Using þe correct pronoun and using þorn.
not to derail but i just watched this craig of the creek episode and their faces are a reaction to some kid who makes some sort of cereal goop by pushing soggy cereal through his teeth into the milk in the bowl. just thought i’d add that
Literally every human is about 1% African
Guess they dont know our ancestors came from africa
Fuck that's good.
Yes, yes and the costumer is always right, Screaming Froyo Banshee
NEEDS BIGGER CIRCLE!
I know this bidge didn’t just pull out the 0.7% Northern African that everybody and their cousin got from their Ancestry.com results
Yeah it's totally cool to make fun of Demi for their crippling drug addiction. Let's all make baseless and cruel comments about that part of their life. God forbid you mistakenly refer to them as "her," though. Because clearly one of those is totally and completely cool and the other one isn't.
(I'm being sarcastic. I see a bunch of hypocrites in this thread who are fine shitting on a fellow human being for a drug habit, but will spend hours debating someone because they mistakenly said "you." Spoiler alert: both things are fucking shitty.)
Demi pay attention to me Lovato
You mean respecting their pronouns? You know you can dislike a person and still be a decent human being and not use misgendering as an aggression tactic, right? I hate Caitlyn Jenner but I still have the decency of calling her as the gender she identifies with.
what's with white people wanting to prove how nonwhite they are
stick to meth babe
\*about them :)
Sorry you're getting downvoted
I kinda expected it tbh
YES I’ve been waiting for a Craig of the Creek meme XD
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Fuck Demi lovato