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This man shows no mercy

This man shows no mercy

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TheAsperGamer

And being african is pretty vague...


anarchitect9

We’re all African


StickyRiky

African Child


JarlaxleForPresident

I love African Child! My mom loves African Child! My girlfriend listens to that album. I bought 10 albums on the first day. I play that shit in my sleep. I brush my teeth to it!


31n2tein

Did you just smoke a Jeffery?


Peabella

“First it goes away…then it comes BACK”


ChesticlesTesticles

I’m mind fucking the shit outta you.


Dr_Dressing

African Chad


reddit4getit

Furry Walls


StickyRiky

You can't handle the Jeffery.


reddit4getit

Why the FUCK is it called a Jeffrey?!


OpheliaMorningwood

Jeffrey is a pal. You can trust Jeffrey. Tell Jeffrey your secrets & fears, he won't judge you.


Annayraj

Hey Jeffrey, I fap to my ex, keep it secret.


_That__one1__guy_

Hey Jeffrey, I fap to u/annayraj, keep it secret


Annayraj

that’s gay but I’m down.


Madvillain518

Exactly. I hate how people think they have no relation to Africa when we all evolved in Eastern Africa. You are a homo-sapien, right?


Nebvbn

Ha ha yes, FELLOW HUMAN, we are all a member of the ~~inferior~~ HOMO SAPIEN species. Carry on with your human tasks, I will now consume GLASS OF WATER with my HANDS.


DuntadaMan

As a HUMAN I too enjoy HUMAN tasks. Such as GROWING HAIR and MASTICATING FOOD.


Vandergrif

I bless the spawns down in Africa


bigblukrew

Waka Waka


Cristalboy

Im 100% native african but im white


DuntadaMan

A former classmate of mine was Nubian. He was dark as the Australian outback after the fires. All his paperwork says "white" because it specifies on our demographics for the college that "White" includes "populations from northern Africa." His family is historically from Egypt/Libya.


Pie_Gun

technically everyone is, unless they're an alien or something.


haybecca

Also, if ~~she’s~~ they’re getting this info from a site like ancestry, there’s about a 1% error rate due to immigration/emigration and lack of contributor data in certain spaces. If you see


Novacaine667

She could be African but not black 😳


Acorntreeman

They*


McRib_Warrior

She could be They but not black


Tassadar_Timon

Correction, they is they but they are not of black skin colour.


Mdumbi

Im African, but will go to jail for saying the n word.


thatHecklerOverThere

She means African like Elon Musk is African.


filthy_harold

White south Africans are of Dutch descent. She probably took a genealogy test and found 1% of some sort of African gene group. A lot of Europeans probably have north African genes as the Mediterranean is a big melting pot of people and culture.


youdontgohereeither

No. White South Africans are not of Dutch decent. Some are but not all. Some are of French, English, Portuguese etc. It’s not just Dutch, plus the Dutch decent is so far back for most Afrikaaners.


Tassadar_Timon

***They*** means. You may not like the person but respect their chosen pronouns.


captain_malpractice

Thank God for the circle. I was so lost for a moment


AlecHazard

Literally same. An arrow pointing to the circle would've helped more though


ieatyouryeet445

And arrows with circles around them to pointing those arrows.


Novacaine667

I think we need the 😱 emoji surrounding them too


Sunieta25

Need a giant cartoon flashing arrow pointed at that comment so we don't miss it.


Novacaine667

We need Wild e coyote dressing as a female for the clickbait too


r1bb1tTheFrog

Wait where is it?


An_Epic_Pancake

r/UselessRedCircle


atlamarksman

Thank god someone shared that sub. It’s been almost a week, I almost forgot about it.


Zzzzzzzzzzip

[This will help you. ](https://i.imgur.com/DjnJWil_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


gomibag

that's so clever... I hate you so much, take my upvote and don't complain


superduperswaggy

No u


spicybright

Man, if there's one thing I want with useless red circles is much more of them. An entire subreddit of them, even. Does r/UselessSubReddits exist yet?


An_Epic_Pancake

apparently it’s been set to private, ironically making it a useless subreddit


Aryn-Isami

Can someone explain the spoon thing?


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She Overdosed on heroin.When you do heroin you heat the bottom of the spoon


Aryn-Isami

Oh, the two things I know nothing about: drugs and celebrities.


RangerHUTCH93

Lucky (seriously)


DancenOrigins

Pretty much the same thing at this point


IceStar3030

Not just any celebrity, she's an ex-Disney teen idol... those things are probably more destructive than drugs.


mking_davis

You're not missing much lol. Especially the latter.


Novacaine667

Actually didn’t know that, thanks


Gap5life

Think it’s a heroine joke. Lighting the spoon to melt (?) the heroine turns it black I guess (I know nothing about drugs). Demi had a drug problem.


b1ack1323

You cook heroin in a spoon before you load up a syringe with it. The lighter turns the bottom of the spoon black.


Gap5life

Cook is the word I was looking for, thanks. Might need to rewatch Breaking Bad to brush up on the terminology.


b1ack1323

They make meth. But Jesse does have a heroin addiction for a bit.


Gap5life

Yeah thinking about his short time with heroine with his gf.


zachsmthsn

Still one of the more depressing story lines in that show. I wanted her success more than I wanted Marie to shut the fuck up


Kennidelic

Fuck Marie more than Skyler !


pesadoq

Please?


Themiffins

When you do heroin you light up the bottom of the spoon to "cook" it. The flames basically burn the metal, turning it black.


Chamstick

By geographic location, Egypt is in Africa. I have a friend who is 100% Egyptian. Has like 15 names, his drivers license is really cool. He is white as hell lol. If he said the n-word he’d get punched. But by that logic he’s 100% African so basically that tweet is baseless.


RyanGoesRawr

If your friend was from the Sinai peninsula of Egypt would he be considered 100% Asian?


superduperswaggy

Yes


Jujugatame

Since our understanding of race is socially constructed it depends on whoever is looking at your friend and making that call.


ButterLander2222

How does one have 15 names, and does that cause issues on documents where the full name is printed?


BloodNinja87

I dated a girl in hs that was 100% Egyptian, and Muslim, one of the palest girls i knew and had blue eyes.


Some_Good861

By “African” those genetic tests usually mean “sub Saharan African”


Not-A-Comic

Does demi levato have a heroin problem? I don't know much about her


Robjla

Oh thanks. Her burned heroin spoon. I get it now.


Taako_tuesday

yeah i clearly dont know enough about herion because I needed the comments to explain the joke to me too


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anjo_bebo

Good plan, try heroin to understand the joke. Pls report back your findings


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_kitten_mittens_

Heroin isn’t something you just try. It doesn’t stop.


slayerhk47

Here’s a primer on how to get started with H https://reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/68srty/spontaneoush_uses_heroin_gets_addicted_dies_gets/


kylegetsspam

Drugs are a hell of a drug. Do yourself a favor and stick to the weak stuff.


TubiDaorArya

That was something I didn’t expect, wow. I hope he’s doing alright, and this rare insult seems like a bas take right now…


Exploding_Testicles

ohh and make sure they're not them plastic spoons.. cuz.. dont..


GJacks75

I thought "spoons" must have been slang for shoes or something. Not going to lie, I was a tad miffed as I'd only just wrapped my head around "kicks".


MrAdelphi03

Same. Was so confused


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JellyBellyMau

Who tf is demi levato? Edit: Thanks to Reddit I now know she went from Barney to porn. I now understand how I never heard the name.


freebirdls

>Thanks to Reddit I now know she went from Barney to porn. I don't believe for a minute she did porn. I'm gonna need a source.


Traiklin

The closest thing to porn I can remember is the one Holloween costume she wore as a sexy cop in stripper heels.


lilfaith77

You want*


thisguyfightsyourmom

Demand!*


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EquivalentInflation

That’s… not what that article is about. Demi being non-binary isn’t a bad thing, and is one of the least objectionable things about them? Also, I’m not even going to pretend that garbage article is journalism. Here’s an actual source on it, with the FULL, non-cherry picked quotes: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-57169541.amp


elijaaaaah

Thank you. This comment section is full of misgendering and transphobia (some of it just because they're out of the loop I'm sure, but some like what you're replying to is obviously intentional)


JellyBellyMau

Thanks.


spicybright

I'm not even going to keep scrolling down, why would I want to know this. Maybe I should just get off reddit lol


JellyBellyMau

Yeah I stopped reading. I can’t anymore.


SweetSlowKiss

I recall the name because she got nude and reddit posted the pics on a sub. Pretty tasteful.


jaktyp

I went and found them. I guess the wet look adds to aesthetics? But personally there's nothing less sexy than a wet head. The texture of the hair is such a turn off for me. Note: I have sensory things, and I know my opinion is just that.


FallingStar2016

They had issues with drugs in the past, but as far as I know they've recovered. They seem to be doing pretty well now!


depression_recession

Theyre not doing really well in terms of being a good person though tbh, Demi’s pretty crazy and irrational nowadays


FallingStar2016

Really? I haven't heard much about them recently if I'm being honest. I just saw some interviews that came soon after their coming out and they seemed to be doing better than they were before. But if I'm being honest, I haven't really kept tabs on them since I was a child obsessed with Camp Rock.


depression_recession

Demi’s just another one of those entitled celebrities. Tried to tear down a local frozen yogurt buisness because the store had no sugar free options that appealed to them. You should read up about it, it’s wild lmao. It’s pretty evil of them to do that during the pandemic and selfish as well. Demi’s just done so many shitty things like that constantly nowadays and I can’t respect them for it


K-Zoro

It was weirder than that, they got mad at the frozen yoghurt shop because they had a sugar-free option. The shop had a sign saying “guilt-free” and the notion of a diet food triggered Demi. Sugar-free ain’t even about dieting only, it’s for diabetics and others with food related health issues. Could you imagine attacking an ice cream shop because their inclusive product triggered you? It’s almost Trumpian, it reminds me of rabid right wingers getting mad at commercials for having interracial couples or at shops that have a rainbow flag in front. It was really strange to see.


depression_recession

Yeah, Demi’s absolutely absurd. I think both the right and the left have these conflagration issues, to the point where they are similar in far fetched, out of line views. I think [this](https://youtu.be/Ev373c7wSRg) is something that represents the far right and radical left pretty well. I hope the frozen yogurt store is doing okay, and it was so frustratingly ignorant of Demi to only regard their point of view in this situation. Their worst point of the year was not getting the flavor they wanted, *my* god I’m so freaking sorry for a multimillionaire celebrity.


FallingStar2016

Now that you mention it, I think I did hear something about the frozen yogurt shop thing! And you're right! I'm not saying they're a good person. I just think they have gotten over their drug issues, but I could be wrong! (Also, thank you for being a good person and using correct pronouns even for someone you don't respect. It's people like you that make me regain a little faith in humanity on this hellsite...)


depression_recession

Haha nw, I get what you mean! And yeah, I really don’t understand the point of misgendering, it’s too much work to use the dead pronoun and I think it is definitely something most people should work on in terms of separating ones identity with their character. I think their drug problem is better but I’m not too educated on that. But anyways, they are a karen that does much harm in the status quo so the roast is deserved lmao


Doc-Wulff

Damn. Few big celebrities to show enby rep but they're not good lmao. Fuck. Not as bad as Caitlyn Jenner though


depression_recession

I think sam smith has been pretty unproblematic so there’s that


Doc-Wulff

Oh yeah I remember hearing about them on the radio...it was awkward bc my mom was there and she's not very big on me being trans


depression_recession

Oh wow.. Maybe your mom just needs a bit of time to get used to the idea, but I can’t assume your situation. I hope everything stays safe for u in the near future


Doc-Wulff

Yeah I'm safe and shit, but my mom wants her "normal" baby boy back. She's completely fine with other people... ish. She does say "I don't get this whole they them thing" or says my friends aren't "weird" (trans I'm guessing). But she's chill with her students who are.


mij3i

Yeah, they're definitely. . . something. I don't know when I stopped liking them as a person, but I did at some point. I'm not really a fan :/


depression_recession

Yeah it sucks honestly. I really dislike them in the present, but I will not forget about how Demi was a chunk of my childhood and is a very talented singer. I guess this is a scenario where we must separate the art from the artist :/


RaisingEve

Thank you for the correct pronoun


FallingStar2016

No need for thanks! Just being a decent person! 😁


Poepopdestoep

Don't break an arm patting yourself on the back


blue_birdie_teddy

someone else said thank you??? That's not patting their own back.


ShapShip

>>Thanks for using the right pronoun >No need for thanks! "Jeez, jerk yourself off much?"


JoesShittyOs

Hasn’t she been like completely out of her fucking mind for a year. I only hear about her second hand but I get the impression she consistently is having public meltdowns


FallingStar2016

They actually seem to be doing alright as of recently. They have come out as pan and nonbinary and have said that they have been working on bettering themself. But that's all I've heard from them recently.


Special_Twist1079

This sounds ridiculous af


Generik25

It’s the correct terminology, I just need to get my brain out of the mindset that the word “they” is plural, I don’t know why I think of multiple people when I hear it.


magkruppe

because.... that's how it was used for the most part


thornTherapist

Lol what? You never say something like "oh, someone forgot their jacket!"?


IceStar3030

Who's they?


ThePelicanWalksAgain

Demi has come out as nonbinary, and prefers they/them pronouns.


doitnow10

Okay, I'm all for calling trans people by the pronoun of their choice but is it fair to say that Demi Lovato is insane?


Black--Snow

The issue is that it’s not really possible to accurately determine who is ‘faking’ their gender identity. Regardless of whether you like the person or not, it’s always good form to respect their pronouns.


MagentaFreak

Really? Well fuck that dude then, it’s been trashy to make a joke like that for someone who has recovered from drug problems. Although it is *kinda* funny…


freebirdls

Who else are we talking about?


FallingStar2016

Just Demi Lovato... Their pronouns are they/them


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clickmeimorganic

this made laugh a bit too much


FallingStar2016

Nope. They're just nonbinary and you're a dick.


Prize_Instruction_33

She*


FallingStar2016

Wow. Replying to a comment to simply misgender someone and nothing else... That's a new level of shitty, right there!


Random_Shades

They*


IceStar3030

Heroin causes 1% Africanness?


TheMightyHornet

My racist uncle has some thoughts on this ...


TheMightyHornet

Demi Lovato has a not-being-in-the-news-for-anything-besides-making-new-music problem. Just about every three months she makes some new pronouncement about how she doesn’t care what people think about her _______, or how she finally at peace with her _______. You know what you never hear about Demi Lovato in the news for? Making new music. Girl loves her some press and drama.


Cosmonaut6883

She has a problem with always needing attention.


InfernoFlameBlast

Demi Lovato had such a big Heroin problem that she actually overdosed and had to get rushed for the hospital


Cosmonaut6883

You dont need to have a big heroin problem to overdose on it.


Super_Asshole

She has an attention whore problem


The-Pyro1

r/uselessredcircle


xellisds

Loyal to the foil


sado22

Jesus Christ, this man chose violence…


nymphymixtwo

Omg y’all the FIRST part of this tweet was **“I did a DNA test and found out I'm mainly Spanish, with Native American, SCANDINAVIAN (which I had NO idea), Irish, BRITISH....”** and then they said “and 1% african” but ok 😒


PeanutButter1Butter

Ah context, at long last we meet in this barren wasteland.


helen790

I figured the context was something like that(people tend to use percents when talking about those tests) but people love to jump and attack without thinking first. Especially if the person mentally ill, or LGBT+


EquivalentInflation

Yep. One of the top comments has a reply that’s getting a ton of upvotes that edited their coming out post to seem like they’re faking it, despite no evidence of that.


depression_recession

Tbf, Demi sucks as a person and it has nothing to do with their identity so I disagree with your rationale here on why people are roasting them


helen790

If it had nothing to do with their identity then they wouldn’t keep misgendering Demi


wisecracker1023

maybe some people just dont keep up with celebrities they dont like. a big part of discourse is not assuming bad intentions.


Rhaifa

That's definitely what I figured, but suuure insult someone on their history with drug addiction for no reason. /s


Novacaine667

Nope Pretend she said she’s African Shoo


zakiducky

I mean, we’re all part African when you go back far enough. It’s just for some that’s a lot farther than others, while some they just gotta go back to now lol


bunhol

wtf is this shit, the first 2 are tweets and the last one is from facebook so this isnt even the same conversation


HentaiInTheCloset

Yeah and I'm 1% Mayan (not a joke) and I'm so white if you tossed me into the snow I'd never be seen again


Comrade_Yodama

GOD DAMN SNOW SHARKS


IShartedOnYourGranny

r/uselessredcircle


andrew_wessel

That’s fucked up


alavendersweetheart

y’all seem to be tearing demi to shreds in these comments my god


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saddinosour

Everyone is like 0.00001% African coz thats where all humans came from 😀😀


friendlyfire883

1% African with a 5% margin of error.


throwaway28149

People should really learn how these genetic tests work before taking them and parroting the results. Any ancestry that comes up at 1% can be discarded, as it doesn't mean anything, and quite literally may be entirely made up for the sake of making results more interesting. Obviously Demi Lovato had African ancestors, but it was likely a very very long time ago, when there were multiple species of human.


unjennaral

The blackest thing about them* is the bottom of their* spoons.


Riggety-Rigs

what does black on the bottom of spoons mean?


jaktyp

You use heroin by putting flame under a spoon, and Demi overdosed on H.


SubtleSpice

Holy shit that's a good fucking burn


BeatricePalmer65

This must be about Marjorie thingie.


AddressIntelligent60

Lol I'm 1% African... Doesn't mean I'm black African


99puffs

Context? Why did she say that? 😂


anterrobang

\^þeir


Acorntreeman

Using þe correct pronoun and using þorn.


Acorntreeman

Chad


emiopi

not to derail but i just watched this craig of the creek episode and their faces are a reaction to some kid who makes some sort of cereal goop by pushing soggy cereal through his teeth into the milk in the bowl. just thought i’d add that


Spurdungus

Literally every human is about 1% African


cooties4u

Guess they dont know our ancestors came from africa


dc1122

Fuck that's good.


Rocyrino

Yes, yes and the costumer is always right, Screaming Froyo Banshee


TheUnsteadyDonut

NEEDS BIGGER CIRCLE!


VoodooLion

I know this bidge didn’t just pull out the 0.7% Northern African that everybody and their cousin got from their Ancestry.com results


Skinny_glizzy420

Christ 😂😂😂😂😂


windydoughnut42069

Yeah it's totally cool to make fun of Demi for their crippling drug addiction. Let's all make baseless and cruel comments about that part of their life. God forbid you mistakenly refer to them as "her," though. Because clearly one of those is totally and completely cool and the other one isn't. (I'm being sarcastic. I see a bunch of hypocrites in this thread who are fine shitting on a fellow human being for a drug habit, but will spend hours debating someone because they mistakenly said "you." Spoiler alert: both things are fucking shitty.)


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-RichardCranium-

You mean respecting their pronouns? You know you can dislike a person and still be a decent human being and not use misgendering as an aggression tactic, right? I hate Caitlyn Jenner but I still have the decency of calling her as the gender she identifies with.


Flomosho

what's with white people wanting to prove how nonwhite they are stick to meth babe


dogmom3labs2hounds

*heroin


photothegamer

\*about them :)


Acorntreeman

Sorry you're getting downvoted


photothegamer

I kinda expected it tbh


TheEpicJaque2

YES I’ve been waiting for a Craig of the Creek meme XD


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AvaDevinesProlapse

Fuck Demi lovato