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BryverART

Jesus, Parkers, you are women.


HuckleberryCool9883

I gave you makeup tips in high school now I'm gonna kick your little ass


Gank33

“Ooohh”


HuckleberryCool9883

Argghhhhh Stabs you


onion_kidd

Stings doesn't it?


matric96

> Argghhhhh and he stabs me. > We were 8 at the time


littleargent

Banners look of complete afraid *WTF?!!* when he looked at Loki still cracks me up to this day. Mark Ruffalo was so perfect in that scene.


diartisreddit

>gonna kick your little ass gonna f### your little ass.... (I'm sorry)


HuckleberryCool9883

Sees your profile pic SHUT IT OFF OTTO SHUT IT OFF


tylerjb223

KEEP CALM, ITS ONLY A PROFILE PIC. IT’LL SOON STABILIZE!


HuckleberryCool9883

ITS MY MONEY


LordNilix

YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


Gank33

“I’d rather not talk about this”


Jupitersdangle

It was a FIRE FIGHT!


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BigBeagleEars

Shut the fuck up greenly


nomoregaming

“When I want the Boston PD to do my thinking, I’ll have fucking tag on my toe!”


sckego

Rope? the fuck we need rope for?


indyK1ng

You and your stupid fucking rope.


DaggerMoth

Alright, Rambo.


Then_Investigator_17

WhAt Do yOu NeEd RoPe FoR?!? Pretty fokkin glad for it now


SwordsAndWords

"aye cahnt believe that jus fookin happened"


xenothaulus

Is it dead?


HunterShotBear

I killed your cat you druggie bitch!


ohyeawellyousuck

YOU’RE WHAT? YOU’RE FUCKING WHAT? ILL SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD IF YOU CAN TELL ME THAT CAT’S NAME! GO AHEAD, YOURE WHAT? YOURE PRECIOUS LITTLE….??? Sk-ski-skippy? AH JESUS WHAT COLOR WAS IT BITCH?


newanonthrowaway

How do you know it wasn't one dude with 6 guns?


imnotmeyousee

There's obviously a serial crusher


HunterShotBear

Where you goin? Fucking nowhere! That’s right.


Redtwooo

Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.


Iohet

Hey Greenly. Onion bagel. Cream cheese.


WhatInTheGodDamnO_o

Sssssymbolism


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


anticommon

I'm going to start a bit farm that makes bots that only replies to scammer bots warning people about their bots and then getting the competition removed so that eventually my bots can be the scammer bots and all the other scammer bots are out of the way. It's the perfect crime!


Impossible-Cod-3946

Lol get this. I actually have chats going with some of these scam rings and they send me links of scam threads from their competition (there are multiple scam rings on Reddit). No honor amongst these fuckers. It's like when drug dealers snitch on each other. I give them all the same deal. I won't share their usernames with anyone as long as they keep sending me links but if I see them posting, I'll 100% call them out. I call them my informants. Any scammers reading this that want to get back at them, send me their links.


PhilxBefore

Good fleshbot


Secure_Tailor9974

Downvote as well.


EraseAndRetake

Noreen Osborne. Get in my bed.


KrispyBaconator

Noreen Osborne, as played by Wilma Defoe


DelightfulAvenger

Would not accept if it was any other way


WrongAnswer3000

Noreen's on sabbatical, honey.


Space_JesusKenobi

***Noreen's on the latest fashion tips, honey***


hascogrande

Green Goblin? No no no Queen Goblin


Hispanic_Gorilla_2

Norma Osborn


Whooper121

I don’t know why people were using the _Noreen_ name when Norma Osborne is a character that actually exists within the Marvel Multiverse


morning-croissants

Norwoman Osborn


bots_lives_matter

Atta boy!


allidoiswynne

I believe she’s Norma Osborn in comics/media where they gender swap. Peter becomes Petra.


tylerjb223

“Peter Peter Peter… No good fuck goes unpunished”


AbisBitch

"you can't just be handing out that spussy to everyone"


gangsta_baby

*Unzips pants* *Noreen Osborne's crazy smile with every single tooth* *Zips pants back up*


DerivativeZed

Oh boy yeah


2ndHalfHeroics

Oh girl yeah


DelightfulAvenger

Oh girl yeah what?


wtf_nabil

thanks hot legs


Hazardous4

Find us some shade


tylerjb223

My confused boner: “I miscalculated”


AbisBitch

"There's naught left in him but lies and deceit. It's the spussy he wants; it's all he cares about."


tylerjb223

I see you are a Lord of the Memes… impressive, your parents must be ashamed


DelightfulAvenger

To be able to make memes is not a privilege. It’s a gift. Use it for the entertainment of mankind.


whatsmyname2u

Remember, making memes gives you great power, a great power which comes with no responsibility.


Lukthar123

> It's the spussy he wants lmao


luckyrewind

Gender swapped Tobey: "I missed the part where that's my problem"


tylerjb223

“Im really gonna enjoy this”


webby_98

“Oh”


tylerjb223

“Peter… dont tell my girlfriend”


KKShiz

This better not awaken anything in me.


tylerjb223

“Wake up little spider”


tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


DullAlbatross

Andrew do be looking amazing


whatsagreatusername

Andrea Garfield


AmplePostage

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating lasagna.


mikereeee

funny cause andrea is a boy name in italian lol


muriken_egel

It's both isn't it ?


andreaxo

Unisex in most languages but I'd say almost all Italian Andrea's are male.


lobonmc

In spanish it is almost exclusively used as a female name


icemannathann

Same with English


KarthiKN_Subramani

He looks like EmRata


irrationalstickman

I thought so as well


demonovation

A little like Anne Hathaway


SixxDet

Anne Hathaway mixed with Anna Paquin.


tasman001

Catwoman mixed with Rogue? Yes please.


FirstTimeCaller101

Looks like a young Sandra Bullock


DelightfulAvenger

Just when I thought I couldn’t find Andrew Garfield any more attractive


Still_Tackle_150five

I was getting Marie from breaking bad


AndrewWaldron

Toby up there looking like Courtney Cox and Jodie Foster had a baby.


Quantum_Finger

It's interesting how the gender swap helps me understand how attractive these people actually are. Andrew's a beautiful man.


TheVGamer

Attractive people are generally attractive regardless of their gender. It's all about those bone features and symmetry.


Nightst0ne

Did they spend more time on shading and makeup for his?


cyoda

Kimmy granger


Prometheus596

Andrew looks like Anne Hathaway lmao *Andrew Hathaway*!


TRUMPKIN_KING

If anyone is wondering where the Willem pic is from, watch Boondock Saints It's on Netflix rn so go watch it


Banana_Twinkie

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!


litskypancakes

You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally-sized men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing.


Otter_Nation

Lol for some reason I don't think many people caught on to that. I got a good chuckle.


ZestycloseAd3792

Its a cult classic man the cult is smaller than we thought. I literally cue it up in my blu ray every st paddys.


RudeEyeReddit

Clumsy Latin speaking vigilantes accidentally take down the mob.


ozozznozzy

It's in my top 5. Absolutely love it. It feels like Pulp Fiction but plays like a comedic version of John Wick. 10/10


Otter_Nation

Is it dead?


inthea215

Man I’m getting old. This used to be a classic movie for posters in guys dorm rooms.


JugenvonHelsinki

NOW YOU WILL RECEIVE US!


Hunter_Zoom18

Willem DaHoe


AbisBitch

>Willem DaHoe Wilma DeHoe


ken061095

Willa Holland, Sandra Bullock??, Abigail Breslin, Sarah Jessica Parker


gangsta_baby

SJP took me out! 💀


SalsaCereal

I think Andrew looks more like Emily Ratajowski or however you spell it


Cunfuu

Tobey looks beautiful


medicatedhippie420

Fr I'd let her hit


EthanJose10

Is it me or does he actually look somewhat like Dunst


BrownSugarBare

I was just thinking Lady Tobey would have made a lovely MJ.


bully1115

Headcanon of what Mayday Parker might look like in that world.


Super_Derp_64

Finna get some of that spidussy


2xa1s

Spussy


AbisBitch

Web me up spider daddy


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.


ggrayg

Well, to each his own


Sudden_Result

I chose my path you chose the path of the hero


ghosttrainhobo

Gonna murder that spussy


2xa1s

Bite me like one of your spiderboys daddy


tobey-maguire-bot

>!I'd rather not talk about this...!<


HoovyBear

[Does spider have puss puss?](https://youtu.be/XcqrxoyDbvs)


Super_Derp_64

If they don't, remember what Norman Osborn said: "Sometimes, you gotta do things yourself".


arasdalll

I wan’t expecting for Tobey and Andrew to be this sexy


Killmonger18

"I'm gonna put some jizz in your eye"


AbisBitch

I was waiting for the best comment to give my free award to but you pulled out some childish humour in me and i hate myself and you for that.


Killmonger18

Thank you for the award. Regular humour is overrated anyways. :)


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SorSorSor

Tobey actually looks sort of like Kirsten Dunst


Funmachine

He looks like the 3rd Deschanel sister


UnluckyHorseman

First thing I noticed. It *really* weirded me out.


465554544255434B52

Tabitha Maguire


ifimhereimrealbored

I thought it WAS Kirsten Dunst at first!


idelarosa1

Guess we know what Mayday would have looked like


gangsta_baby

Kirbey Dunguire


Billy_T_Wierd

Garfield’s Spidergirl looks hot


tobey-maguire-bot

>!Only.. only the wrists.!<


Megazupa

Only the wrists? Jesus Parker, you are a freak


KiLlErMoTh05

KIRA!!!???


Douche_Kayak

Garfield looks like she's going to be princess of Genovia.


SwiftMoney728

Mommy Maguire??


zforce42

I love that gender swapped Willem Dafoe is a real picture and not a filter.


ootski

Boondock saints is a classic


biglabs

I re watched it about a week ago, it’s fantastic, because of Dafoe especially


mildcaseofdeath

*Onion bagel, cream cheese.*


biglabs

Huge fricken guy


Pathos316

Willam Lafay: “Y’know, I’m something of a woman myself” ^i’m ^so ^sorry


dj-kitty

“Cuddle? What a f**.“


WarlockEngineer

What are you fairies looking at?


bigdickbigdrip

Well yes that's the joke


CallMeCygnus

There was a firefigghhtt!


HuckleberryCool9883

To those who are unironically thinking gender swapped Tom is hot Never be ashamed of who you are


WoldDrawnIX

Andrea Garfield is more my type.


tylerjb223

Looks eerily like Sandra Bullock… “This is where the fun begins”


HuckleberryCool9883

You and I , we are not so different


AbisBitch

I'm all here to get some of that spussy


HuckleberryCool9883

I would love to shoot you sometimes


AbisBitch

Web me up daddy


bots_lives_matter

Peter:No it only comes out the wrist! Everyone else: yeah right


HuckleberryCool9883

OP , THAT'S NOT THE POSITION I HIRED YOU FOR


inbredandapothead

[I mean…](https://youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk)


AbisBitch

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me


Pathos316

I missed the part where that’s my problem.


HuckleberryCool9883

You're struggling Peter ... To have EVERYTHING you want while the world tries to make you choose


sambones

Am I straight?


Halomir

Not as straight as you were 5 minutes ago.


FireThatInk

oh god im bisexual


ZilineTheDragon

Even when they're all genderbent, Andrew continues being the most handsome


LeggoMahLegolas

Willem Dafoe looks like my grandma...


sauteslut

You know I'm something of a grandma myself


Irishmanatthepub

There was a firefight!!!!!


ProfessorHunce62

You say “You are good man, I am good Woman.”🤣


Major_R_Soul

Why does female Tobey look like Kirsten Dunst?


thekoolkoalakid

Why do each of them kinda look like their love interests though whew


Skullies22

Zendaya do be looking different


gangsta_baby

Nah, only Tobey


choicesintime

Do they?


dbrazil19

Norma Osborn has me about to risk it all.


Mathewdm423

Why is Garfield so hot tho


Dodo69420r

I might turn bi for that tom


AbisBitch

I'd turn Bi for normal Tom


Dodo69420r

You see i am a female so im straight for normal tom


ayyyyfam

Tobey Maguire looks like a young Kirsten Dunst lmao.. So beautiful.


Jackinator94

Yep, a female Tobey is quite attractive to me as well!


Robeeeeeerrrrrrt

Tabitha maguire, andrea garfield, tammy holland, wilma dafoe


Typical_Pollution_30

My spider senses are tingling.


jakmonk

Tom Holland makes for such a cute girl


ApprehensiveLeek7007

Why the fuck is willem so fucking hot


GuitarrCat

Why does Tom holland look like my girlfriend…?


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This sounds like one of those wired google search interviews idk why


Raider2747

FemTobey: wants to be dominated FemAndrew: will dominate you FemTom: will ask you to be gentle FemWillem: *D A F O E*


Sins0fTheFather

Andrew tho 💀😳 Damn 🥵🤪


Drip-Van-Winkle15

😳


ruby_puby

Man I feel old knowing that last one isn't photoshopped. It's hilarious


Excellent_Eye679

Tobey's version is literally his MJ , Andrew is Anne Hathaway n tom is mot


Gorr-of-Oneiri-

There was a fire fight!


Kmic14

The pic is from Boondock Saints, right?


Yoguls

Not gonna lie, I'd tap 'Andrea' Garfield


Leragian

female Tom Holland looks like f1nn5ter