By - AbisBitch
Jesus, Parkers, you are women.
I gave you makeup tips in high school now I'm gonna kick your little ass
Stings doesn't it?
> Argghhhhh and he stabs me.
> We were 8 at the time
Banners look of complete afraid *WTF?!!* when he looked at Loki still cracks me up to this day. Mark Ruffalo was so perfect in that scene.
>gonna kick your little ass
gonna f### your little ass.... (I'm sorry)
Sees your profile pic
SHUT IT OFF OTTO SHUT IT OFF
KEEP CALM, ITS ONLY A PROFILE PIC. IT’LL SOON STABILIZE!
ITS MY MONEY
YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
“I’d rather not talk about this”
It was a FIRE FIGHT!
Shut the fuck up greenly
“When I want the Boston PD to do my thinking, I’ll have fucking tag on my toe!”
Rope? the fuck we need rope for?
You and your stupid fucking rope.
WhAt Do yOu NeEd RoPe FoR?!?
Pretty fokkin glad for it now
"aye cahnt believe that jus fookin happened"
Is it dead?
I killed your cat you druggie bitch!
YOU’RE WHAT? YOU’RE FUCKING WHAT? ILL SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD IF YOU CAN TELL ME THAT CAT’S NAME! GO AHEAD, YOURE WHAT? YOURE PRECIOUS LITTLE….???
AH JESUS WHAT COLOR WAS IT BITCH?
How do you know it wasn't one dude with 6 guns?
There's obviously a serial crusher
Where you goin? Fucking nowhere! That’s right.
Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
Hey Greenly. Onion bagel. Cream cheese.
The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.
Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot
I'm going to start a bit farm that makes bots that only replies to scammer bots warning people about their bots and then getting the competition removed so that eventually my bots can be the scammer bots and all the other scammer bots are out of the way. It's the perfect crime!
Lol get this. I actually have chats going with some of these scam rings and they send me links of scam threads from their competition (there are multiple scam rings on Reddit). No honor amongst these fuckers. It's like when drug dealers snitch on each other.
I give them all the same deal. I won't share their usernames with anyone as long as they keep sending me links but if I see them posting, I'll 100% call them out. I call them my informants.
Any scammers reading this that want to get back at them, send me their links.
Downvote as well.
Noreen Osborne. Get in my bed.
Noreen Osborne, as played by Wilma Defoe
Would not accept if it was any other way
Noreen's on sabbatical, honey.
***Noreen's on the latest fashion tips, honey***
Green Goblin? No no no
I don’t know why people were using the _Noreen_ name when Norma Osborne is a character that actually exists within the Marvel Multiverse
I believe she’s Norma Osborn in comics/media where they gender swap. Peter becomes Petra.
“Peter Peter Peter… No good fuck goes unpunished”
"you can't just be handing out that spussy to everyone"
*Noreen Osborne's crazy smile with every single tooth*
*Zips pants back up*
Oh boy yeah
Oh girl yeah
Oh girl yeah what?
thanks hot legs
Find us some shade
My confused boner:
"There's naught left in him but lies and deceit. It's the spussy he wants; it's all he cares about."
I see you are a Lord of the Memes… impressive, your parents must be ashamed
To be able to make memes is not a privilege. It’s a gift. Use it for the entertainment of mankind.
Remember, making memes gives you great power, a great power which comes with no responsibility.
> It's the spussy he wants
Gender swapped Tobey:
"I missed the part where that's my problem"
“Im really gonna enjoy this”
“Peter… dont tell my girlfriend”
This better not awaken anything in me.
“Wake up little spider”
You're an embarrassment!
Andrew do be looking amazing
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating lasagna.
funny cause andrea is a boy name in italian lol
It's both isn't it ?
Unisex in most languages but I'd say almost all Italian Andrea's are male.
In spanish it is almost exclusively used as a female name
Same with English
He looks like EmRata
I thought so as well
A little like Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway mixed with Anna Paquin.
Catwoman mixed with Rogue? Yes please.
Looks like a young Sandra Bullock
Just when I thought I couldn’t find Andrew Garfield any more attractive
I was getting Marie from breaking bad
Toby up there looking like Courtney Cox and Jodie Foster had a baby.
It's interesting how the gender swap helps me understand how attractive these people actually are. Andrew's a beautiful man.
Attractive people are generally attractive regardless of their gender. It's all about those bone features and symmetry.
Did they spend more time on shading and makeup for his?
Andrew looks like Anne Hathaway lmao *Andrew Hathaway*!
If anyone is wondering where the Willem pic is from, watch Boondock Saints
It's on Netflix rn so go watch it
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!
You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally-sized men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing.
Lol for some reason I don't think many people caught on to that. I got a good chuckle.
Its a cult classic man the cult is smaller than we thought. I literally cue it up in my blu ray every st paddys.
Clumsy Latin speaking vigilantes accidentally take down the mob.
It's in my top 5. Absolutely love it. It feels like Pulp Fiction but plays like a comedic version of John Wick. 10/10
Man I’m getting old. This used to be a classic movie for posters in guys dorm rooms.
NOW YOU WILL RECEIVE US!
Willa Holland, Sandra Bullock??, Abigail Breslin, Sarah Jessica Parker
SJP took me out! 💀
I think Andrew looks more like Emily Ratajowski or however you spell it
Tobey looks beautiful
Fr I'd let her hit
Is it me or does he actually look somewhat like Dunst
I was just thinking Lady Tobey would have made a lovely MJ.
Headcanon of what Mayday Parker might look like in that world.
Finna get some of that spidussy
Web me up spider daddy
I'm not like you. You're a murderer.
Well, to each his own
I chose my path you chose the path of the hero
Gonna murder that spussy
Bite me like one of your spiderboys daddy
>!I'd rather not talk about this...!<
[Does spider have puss puss?](https://youtu.be/XcqrxoyDbvs)
If they don't, remember what Norman Osborn said: "Sometimes, you gotta do things yourself".
I wan’t expecting for Tobey and Andrew to be this sexy
"I'm gonna put some jizz in your eye"
I was waiting for the best comment to give my free award to but you pulled out some childish humour in me and i hate myself and you for that.
Thank you for the award. Regular humour is overrated anyways. :)
Tobey actually looks sort of like Kirsten Dunst
He looks like the 3rd Deschanel sister
First thing I noticed. It *really* weirded me out.
I thought it WAS Kirsten Dunst at first!
Guess we know what Mayday would have looked like
Garfield’s Spidergirl looks hot
>!Only.. only the wrists.!<
Only the wrists? Jesus Parker, you are a freak
Garfield looks like she's going to be princess of Genovia.
I love that gender swapped Willem Dafoe is a real picture and not a filter.
Boondock saints is a classic
I re watched it about a week ago, it’s fantastic, because of Dafoe especially
*Onion bagel, cream cheese.*
Huge fricken guy
Willam Lafay: “Y’know, I’m something of a woman myself” ^i’m ^so ^sorry
“Cuddle? What a f**.“
What are you fairies looking at?
Well yes that's the joke
There was a firefigghhtt!
To those who are unironically thinking gender swapped Tom is hot
Never be ashamed of who you are
Andrea Garfield is more my type.
Looks eerily like Sandra Bullock…
“This is where the fun begins”
You and I , we are not so different
I'm all here to get some of that spussy
I would love to shoot you sometimes
Web me up daddy
Peter:No it only comes out the wrist!
Everyone else: yeah right
OP , THAT'S NOT THE POSITION I HIRED YOU FOR
I hope this doesn't awaken something in me
I missed the part where that’s my problem.
You're struggling Peter ... To have EVERYTHING you want while the world tries to make you choose
Am I straight?
Not as straight as you were 5 minutes ago.
oh god im bisexual
Even when they're all genderbent, Andrew continues being the most handsome
Willem Dafoe looks like my grandma...
You know I'm something of a grandma myself
There was a firefight!!!!!
You say “You are good man, I am good Woman.”🤣
Why does female Tobey look like Kirsten Dunst?
Why do each of them kinda look like their love interests though whew
Zendaya do be looking different
Nah, only Tobey
Norma Osborn has me about to risk it all.
Why is Garfield so hot tho
I might turn bi for that tom
I'd turn Bi for normal Tom
You see i am a female so im straight for normal tom
Tobey Maguire looks like a young Kirsten Dunst lmao.. So beautiful.
Yep, a female Tobey is quite attractive to me as well!
Tabitha maguire, andrea garfield, tammy holland, wilma dafoe
My spider senses are tingling.
Tom Holland makes for such a cute girl
Why the fuck is willem so fucking hot
Why does Tom holland look like my girlfriend…?
This sounds like one of those wired google search interviews idk why
FemTobey: wants to be dominated
FemAndrew: will dominate you
FemTom: will ask you to be gentle
FemWillem: *D A F O E*
Andrew tho 💀😳 Damn 🥵🤪
Man I feel old knowing that last one isn't photoshopped.
Tobey's version is literally his MJ , Andrew is Anne Hathaway n tom is mot
There was a fire fight!
The pic is from Boondock Saints, right?
Not gonna lie, I'd tap 'Andrea' Garfield
female Tom Holland looks like f1nn5ter