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amchas

This looks like a tiny Pilar cyst.


ITriedLightningTendr

look more like a tooth than a nice, round cyst.


LogicalPollution8994

Or a bad blackhead 🤷🏻‍♀️


greatwood

You pulled out your human horn


untold_Infamy

No more snu snu for you


Titanicflea

I was just watching this episode like 30 minutes ago


GhostofaGoose

r/unexpectedfuturama


AntonRX178

Fuck. Now we gotta settle for the lower horn


6ixty_9ine

Bro put that back it’s part of your brain.


Nevermoremonkey

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


gay1218

Bum bum bummmm


not-yet-ranga

It’s a musical!


Daylight10

Fun fact: there's a skull between the skin on your head and your brain.


Environmental_Arm218

Sergeant Pile... you're a god damn genius.


hbsurfer2018

Thanks captain obvious


naktoms

It looks like a tiny ballsack


CannibalVegan

Microteabagging


theFoolVi29

Lol. My thoughts, exactly.


Blue_Shirt_Girl

You found the microchip 😂


Hvyhttr1978

For real bro…did you update your Windows OS recently ? I hear Bill Gates is sneaking a brain-controlling/tracking microchip into the installation.


Joe-Mama-is-gay

toof.


TonyManero70

An old bee sting?


ksarahsarah27

This is what I thought. Looks like a stinger at the end. And since there isn’t much on the scalp but skin over bone it may not have been felt much if they were stung.


wjp1984

What did you name it?


ResponsibilityLow347

phillip


Attackoffrogs

My dad had a tumor named Phil.


[deleted]

I like your dads sense of tumor


LazerHawkStu

I wasn't sure about it at first, but it's growing on me


hbsurfer2018

Wish I had money to give you A reward. Best comment!!


samsungs666

ITS NOT A TUMA!


PublicThis

That was my *actual* dad’s name


Attackoffrogs

There’s just so much happening here.


SquareWet

phillip the tumor. sounds catchy


wason96

You just lost your 5G


Blyyth

Burn it immediately, that 5G caused covid.


Party-Establishment5

Looks like several hairs grew together and created a cyst. I get them from time to time. Hurts like hell till it pops and the core comes out


anonymity_anonymous

That happened to me


ripleyismymom

The worlds tiniest bulb of garlic


Ejoij

r/cursedfoods


Chemical-Salt1964

The final tooth of your would-be twin which you undoubtedly consumed in the womb. I mean it's pretty obvious.


Catt_the_cat

Have you been to Egypt lately? Perhaps met a bisexual vampire?


jmstanosmith

Is this from Once Bitten or 30 Rock or ? It’s going to drive me crazy.


Relative-Rush-4727

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure


Dormantgoose

Pretty sure it's a gall stones, ya dickhead. I'll see myself out...


Direct_Impress2249

Looks like the stalk of an apple or orange. Did u see a doctor?


flappy_cows

Well if it was the stalk of an apple, ain’t no way in hell a doctor would ever step foot near them


Marieeline

It took me a long, long time to understand


CannibalVegan

Just has to wait a day


Xo_Blonde_Momma_Xo

🤣🤣 I laughed a bit too hard at this.


facialscanbefatal

I’ve also gotten these, never seen anyone else with them. Really curious what they actually are.


Individual_Fruit9094

That’s an alien implant from an abduction. I’m sure of it.


geekchicdemdownsouth

Teeny tiny conjoined twin?


LyghtSpete

Eat it! EAT IT! **EAT IT!!**


Au91700

That right there is a kidney stone 100%


boston_duo

What a moronic comment. It’s on her head. Clearly a tonsil stone.


[deleted]

bellybutton stone!


nebula82

Alien tracking chip 👽


ScienceNye

Oh no. Dio is back! That is one of his fleshbugs


OsageBrownBetty

It's a very tiny Pilar cyst


mykidsarecrazy

You were the last species of human unicorn, a Humicorn. Without your unicorn horn, you're kind dies with you. Good job.


diamondddog420

Maybe it's a tumor? Arnold- it's not a tumor!


jaldep

Is it hard like bone? It looks just like the bone spurs that came out of my gums after getting wisdom teeth removed.


ComplexCarrot

Wait, when did the little bone chip come out? I had what I think was that about 7 years after my impacted wisdom teeth were surgically removed before erupting, but thought that seemed impossible bc no dentist remarked it in xrays


jaldep

They all came out at different times, but about a month or two after the surgery. I had 4 bone spurs. Apparently they are not uncommon. I was so mad that neither my dentist or oral surgeon gave me a heads up! Its nothibg to worry about. Its just bone that fractures from the socket that your wisdom tooth was in. It just sucks that they have to come out the sides of your gums instead of the hole thats already there! Haha


ComplexCarrot

Huh... mine came out the (thoroughly healed, after 7 yrs!) top - I had a sore spot, then felt something pointy, and eventually I popped it out. It almost seemed more like a shard of tooth, but I just can't imagine that it would take that long and not be remarked on by dentists looking at x-rays if it was visible. Mystery. The human body is fucking weird lol


HQ81

I had one after I had a tooth fracture. It took months to come out and was so painful. It came out on the side of my gums and it came out like a shard of tooth.


blackada

Dio is using this to control you


ksarahsarah27

This looks kinda like a stinger at the end of it. Did you get stung at some point that you remember?


ResponsibilityLow347

i think the “stinger” everyone is seeing is actually a hair follicle!


Chainsawmanicure

Was it hard, or soft and squishy?


ResponsibilityLow347

extremely hard


Chainsawmanicure

I've seen something like that before.. It felt ... calciferous. I wish I had found out what is was.


brick_layer

Ah yes, a tooth


Iggins01

I can see your doggo in the background


Anthromorphic_Food

I think that’s a bottle of handsoap?


ResponsibilityLow347

that it is


3mily-anne

I almost missed it!


creuter

Looks like a tiny seashell. Have you been swimming in the ocean in the last year?


Fatmouse84

Yeeeeouch I'd recommend using coal tar shampoo once in awhile to combat that


hauntedathiest

Cutaneous horn?


Pocketeer1

Aliens implanted it


SparkliestSubmissive

Meteorite.


bank_of_bad_habits

Is it a Dio forehead squid?


NateNMaxsRobot

If you zoom way in on the 2nd pic, the specimen kinda looks like Dr Cockroach from *Monsters vs Aliens*: https://i.imgur.com/bxGCRAJ.jpg


antney0615

Amazing photography!


misslilytoyou

Shingles on the scalp, maybe, there's usually heralding pain before the shingles show up.


UndrwearMustache

There would be more and OP would be in so much pain. And normally they appear under the hairline (nape of neck), shoulder, torso.


misslilytoyou

When mine showed up the first time, they were only on my scalp, to left of my natural part. OP said odd pain, and I didn't know the intensity.


UndrwearMustache

Op said somewhere in the comment that it was hard. Shingles are fluid filled and when ruptured contain infectious fluid. I don't think you can remove a shingles nodule the way op did.


misslilytoyou

I see your point


bootydickass

I thought this sub was gonna be more cysts than just people with gross acne. Huge disappointment.


ResponsibilityLow347

am i falling under the cyst or gross acne category?


bootydickass

Just gross acne. Where’s the cyst?