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“lol somebody was screaming into their phone on the street and I made eye contact with them as I walked by and then they shouted “and now I got this crooked eyed motherfucker looking at me! Huge respect to them for zeroing in on my extremely slight lazy eye instead of the 100 more prominent things to make fun of about the way I look”
I’ve had this saved since 2018 and it still makes me laugh everytime
Arggh can some kind, sweet soul please help me with this one? I don't understand why but I cannot stop thinking about it and trying to get it to click for me because I feel like it's hilarious but Im too old and stooopid to understand how. I even googled it and - what a time to be alive !: there's like, many articles and write ups on this interaction. And yet.... here my out of touch self (who had never heard of a Tyga before reading the comments on this post) is wondering like... is it just that 21 is saying Tyga is barely a man/not a threat/irrelevant? Or is there something about this that im missing despite having studied up on the history of this beef (like is it a song lyric? A catchline one of them uses?)
Thank you for indulging my irrational new obsession and I sincerely apologize as I'm sure no matter what I've sucked the funny out of it.
Yeah, that's it. 21 Savage shared a pic of Kylie and a follower asked if she had a boyfriend/man. 21 said "it's just Tyga", implying he's not a man. It's just funny because it's dismissive and very public
Tyler the Creator’s cyber bullying tweet>>>>
Rihanna’s good luck booking that stage you speak of>>>
Covfefe
The Weekend tweeting Let’s Go and it went out the same time Russia invaded Ukraine.
When I worked in an office in the before times, one of my favorite coworkers had this printed out and on the wall of her cubicle. We shared the same manager 🤣
“moses a real dirty bitch for picking up two roaches and putting them on the arc. like a real funky ass bitch and you can tell him i said that”
the follow up tweet: “sources close to me have informed me that it was noah who was the trifling ass bitch…my deepest and sincerest apologies to moses and his family at this time”.
If we're doing Kanye tweets, my all-time fave is:
“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
I can hear the utter *exasperation* in his tone. I imagine him tweeting this while keeping said water bottle in his line of sight the entire time, taking the responsibility very seriously.
“I do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!”
[.](https://twitter.com/okjahra/status/1346171609929961474?s=46&t=MF9V_voBuP_oR636aRtrZQ)
“If Tiffany Haddish has 1000 haters, I’m one of them. If she has 100 haters, I’m one of them. If she has one hater, it’s me. If Tiffany Haddish has no haters, it’s cuz I’m deceased.”
The 30 to 50 feral pigs one. I started grinning and laughing as I typed this. When I first read it to co-workers I literally couldn’t get more than one word out
I remember this was around the time of the viral reddit post from a bdsm sub that was like “My [27M] subs [26F, 28F, 25F, 32F] are unionizing” and I saw a tweet that riffed off of that: “My 30-50 feral hogs are unionizing.”
The girl who said grink instead of grinch and will never live it down. Chisel this on my tombstone: https://twitter.com/murrman5/status/1179046435737800705?s=46&t=cmwRWTgxEAQ5rO3X2dS4oQ
[This painfully accurate tweet](https://twitter.com/mrgracemugabe/status/964742753702719488) about my regional Australian city:
>for the women on this website horny for post malone may i suggest moving to newcastle australia and meeting the man of your dreams 4, 5, or even 6 times a day every day
Mine is when he said “I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS”. Or when he said he was going to break his MacBook Air from typing too hard.
So the Virgin Mary is just “some broad” and Jesus Christ is just “some twink” to you? [tweet](https://twitter.com/assboss80085/status/1546657703501733895?s=46&t=kK7AQHH8KI0OZEmFpNRWoA)
I have never seen the context, but I think about it a lot and it always makes me laugh
James Blunt is equally self-aware and funny. He's had some great tweets over the years.
["Hahahahahahahahahaha! No."](https://twitter.com/JamesBlunt/status/1354867067208523776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1354867067208523776%7Ctwgr%5E8bc4d672d08c5abde4c25bd46e806658260b68c8%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmjs538%2Fbest-celebrity-tweets-of-all-time)
["I love my fan"](https://twitter.com/JamesBlunt/status/1229685266778132480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1229685266778132480%7Ctwgr%5E8bc4d672d08c5abde4c25bd46e806658260b68c8%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmjs538%2Fbest-celebrity-tweets-of-all-time)
Tyler the Creator cyberbullying
Kanye West water bottle. I actually just bought this but on a sweatshirt lol: https://www.etsy.com/listing/738501363/i-hate-when-im-on-a-flight-and-i-wake-up?click_key=5f30c8334ccb81db6c5097914e3cbb49404a32cd%3A738501363&click_sum=e7c5f03d&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=kanye+water+bottle&ref=sr_gallery-1-6
[this](https://twitter.com/rodricksrule/status/1540435055360856065?s=46&t=teLwbxDyrnNw3YrKhkYQAA) tweet to Dylan O’Brien that says “he graduated from the chris evans school of activism” 😂
“Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly.”
In response to the finding that, “One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams.”
The one pic of Wesley Snipes pointing a gun at someone with a tear running down his cheek captioned “When the race war is happening and I gotta kill Tony Hawk”
Imagine you get to date a celebrity for a month but in every single photo you have to have the worst makeup look you’ve ever worn in your entire life. Thats why I feel bad for [julia fox](https://twitter.com/quakerraina/status/1494447619887677452?s=20&t=dDsQZ0EWtRlmRxuI5Ymofw)
One of my all-time faves is “Stevie Wonder is getting a divorce. You gotta be doing a lot of shit wrong for a guy who’s never seen you, to never want to see you again.” 😭😭
Also, “I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted “this [n-word] eating beans” & everyone laughed.” 😩😭
this doesn’t count because it’s an instagram story but when azealia banks posted a picture of people climbing the capitol on jan 6 with the caption “this is such meth behavior” i still say it all the time
Immortal gems from Russell Crowe:
"Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions."
"Maps. I love them. Love reading them, love planning adventures. Love seeing how things relate topographically"
There was a popular-ish writer complaining about someone asking her to wash her hands after using the bathroom. After the pandemic I thought about that tweet often.
[Nasty Hands](https://imgur.com/a/zWUadhK)
["People who are really into weed will hand me some weed and be like “doesn’t this smell exactly like caramelized strawberry cheesecake” like no mf that smells like weed but i appreciate your enthusiasm"](https://twitter.com/erniep35/status/1082720746311507969?lang=en)
Whenever Dwayne Haskins got signed to the Steelers, somebody tweeted Vince Williams saying to keep him away from the strip clubs.
Vince responded, “My guy have you seen the strips in Pitt…. He’s going to be fine.”
As a local knowing how many busted bitches that I grew up with that have had tenancy at one of these clubs.. LMAO.
I wish i remembered what this was in reply to but it was a reply to something bella hadid posted and it said "god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soliders". HAD ME WEAK
i cant find it but it’s basically like:
carrie underwood: he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cuz she can’t shoot a whiskey
8-years-old me: wow how embarrassing
When Halsey tweeted:
“Can the basement they run p*tchfork out of just collapse already?”
[the basement they run p*tchfork out of](https://www.google.com/search?q=where+is+the+pitchfork+office+located&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)
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“If this gets 100,000 retweets, I’m dropping my next single”
Followed up by ‘I was hacked’!
LMAOO
Who was this again? Rita Ora or jlow?
Rita
Classic.
"i fucking hate school i'm sorry malala"
Lmao who said that?!
“lol somebody was screaming into their phone on the street and I made eye contact with them as I walked by and then they shouted “and now I got this crooked eyed motherfucker looking at me! Huge respect to them for zeroing in on my extremely slight lazy eye instead of the 100 more prominent things to make fun of about the way I look” I’ve had this saved since 2018 and it still makes me laugh everytime
as a fellow crooked eye haver this has me rolling.
That just made me laugh as well thank you
“It’s just Tyga” - 21 Savage I think about it everytime I see a pic of Tyga now.
[удалено]
Oh god that was a glorious Black Twitter moment.
💀💀💀
Arggh can some kind, sweet soul please help me with this one? I don't understand why but I cannot stop thinking about it and trying to get it to click for me because I feel like it's hilarious but Im too old and stooopid to understand how. I even googled it and - what a time to be alive !: there's like, many articles and write ups on this interaction. And yet.... here my out of touch self (who had never heard of a Tyga before reading the comments on this post) is wondering like... is it just that 21 is saying Tyga is barely a man/not a threat/irrelevant? Or is there something about this that im missing despite having studied up on the history of this beef (like is it a song lyric? A catchline one of them uses?) Thank you for indulging my irrational new obsession and I sincerely apologize as I'm sure no matter what I've sucked the funny out of it.
Yeah, that's it. 21 Savage shared a pic of Kylie and a follower asked if she had a boyfriend/man. 21 said "it's just Tyga", implying he's not a man. It's just funny because it's dismissive and very public
Tyler the Creator’s cyber bullying tweet>>>> Rihanna’s good luck booking that stage you speak of>>> Covfefe The Weekend tweeting Let’s Go and it went out the same time Russia invaded Ukraine.
Cackling about the last one. I forgot all about that lmao
I forgot about Ri and Ci going back and forth on Twitter. Ri absolutely ended it with that tweet😂😂 I love Ciara but that was too funny.
> Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
Omg who was that? Lmao
Britney
Kanye’s “Kris Jong-Un” tweet, gets me every time
He and azealia banks are soo similar in that they are absolute trainwrecks but their insults are so on point
Apartheid Clyde 😮💨💀
It’s sooo good
Also Calmye XD
“What if the masked singer is how Jesus Christ returns”
Who said this?! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
drake the type of guy to wiggle his fingers when he sees a box of donuts and say "Don't mind if I do!"
I recall one that went “Drake the type of young mystery whippersnapper to go ‘uh guys, you might wanna see this’”
I remember one that said "Drake the type of guy to spray cologne & shimmy into the mist"
My favorite “Drake the type of guy to close the car door with they hip” 💀
Something tells me you might be interested in r/DrakeTheType
[All timer](https://www.reddit.com/r/DrakeTheType/comments/p7so3r/drake_the_type_of_nigga_to_dance_like_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
New fave sub
😭
who said this? lolll
Greta Thunberg posted a pic of herself in Lisbon with the caption “Lisbon!!” and someone responded “congrats on coming out queen”
Rip to your grandma but I’m different
Finger in the booty ass bitch 
i have no manager, i can no longer be managed
the simplicity of this one is underrated
Sometimes I get emotional over fonts.
I hate when I'm on a flight and wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.
I’m gonna need a link to this specific tweet so I too can print it out. 🤣
[the now deleted tweet](https://www.flickr.com/photos/nicksherman/14157864053) It’s a fave 🤣
When I worked in an office in the before times, one of my favorite coworkers had this printed out and on the wall of her cubicle. We shared the same manager 🤣
I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple Persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh.
I think about this tweet at least once a week
I think about a random Kanye tweet at least once a week.
I DONT FUCK WITH THAT BITCH STORMI
I think about the dude who [fell in the toilet](https://imgur.com/a/BrLc03P) all the time
my husband and I still shout “WHOS IN HERE?!”whenever we get startled by anything in reference to this tweet
All my life I had to fight”…Oh shit I have tears in my eyes lol
\#survivor.
The hashtags.
“moses a real dirty bitch for picking up two roaches and putting them on the arc. like a real funky ass bitch and you can tell him i said that” the follow up tweet: “sources close to me have informed me that it was noah who was the trifling ass bitch…my deepest and sincerest apologies to moses and his family at this time”.
(Jumpscare warning) TRUMP HAS A MAMMOTH ASS, AND A VISIBLE PANTY LINE 😉 https://twitter.com/cher/status/878469866121908224
THIS SENT MEEE
This honestly made my night. Dyyyyyyying over here!
I love her sm
Ikr she's the reason I got twitter
CACKLING UNDER THE COVERS... trying not to wake up my baby 👀
I know this one is fake but… “i lowkey don’t fuck with that bitch stormi” - Kanye West
This one always makes me giggle idc if it’s fake or not
If we're doing Kanye tweets, my all-time fave is: “I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
I can hear the utter *exasperation* in his tone. I imagine him tweeting this while keeping said water bottle in his line of sight the entire time, taking the responsibility very seriously.
💀💀💀
Kanye is so problematic but so goddamn funny.
“I do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!” [.](https://twitter.com/okjahra/status/1346171609929961474?s=46&t=MF9V_voBuP_oR636aRtrZQ)
"I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am god's mistake" with someone replying "Sing this to the tune of Old Macdonald Had a Farm"
Dude wtf this is amazing
I dunno, man. I wasn't ready to give my anxiety a theme song yet. He only got a name last week.
I love that it’s a he cuz where’s the lie?
“i’ll serve crack before i serve this country”
or “hahahahahha how the fuck is cyberbullying real hahaha n** just walk away from the screen like n** close your eyes”
I tell that to myself when someone annoys me on Reddit
“If Tiffany Haddish has 1000 haters, I’m one of them. If she has 100 haters, I’m one of them. If she has one hater, it’s me. If Tiffany Haddish has no haters, it’s cuz I’m deceased.”
Lmao this is gold
I love it cuz it describes how I think about her as well.
I’ve seen derivatives of this and never knew where it started so thank you
Ed Balls randomly tweeting “Ed Balls” with no other context
“It’s...Rebekah Vardys account”
“And 17th of all,” - Kanye
Idk who tweeted it, but I think about it often “Florida vs Florida State and the winner gets the boots with the fur”
The 30 to 50 feral pigs one. I started grinning and laughing as I typed this. When I first read it to co-workers I literally couldn’t get more than one word out
I remember this was around the time of the viral reddit post from a bdsm sub that was like “My [27M] subs [26F, 28F, 25F, 32F] are unionizing” and I saw a tweet that riffed off of that: “My 30-50 feral hogs are unionizing.”
[context](https://www.buzzfeed.com/adeonibada/30-50-feral-hogs)
This one gets me every time
“ew she’s fucking the weed man for weed” you’re fucking the text man for texts
An absolute classic
The girl who said grink instead of grinch and will never live it down. Chisel this on my tombstone: https://twitter.com/murrman5/status/1179046435737800705?s=46&t=cmwRWTgxEAQ5rO3X2dS4oQ
Omg thank you for introducing me to this
“I can’t believe my grandmother’s making me take out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit”
50 cents funny af 🤣
“Baby that’s Keke Palmer”
LMAOOO gets me everytime 😩
"heating up macking cheese in the michael wave"
My 101 year old grandma has always called it the Michael Wave and it still gets me after all this time 😂
“yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho"
[This painfully accurate tweet](https://twitter.com/mrgracemugabe/status/964742753702719488) about my regional Australian city: >for the women on this website horny for post malone may i suggest moving to newcastle australia and meeting the man of your dreams 4, 5, or even 6 times a day every day
I literally think of this tweet all the time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Showed this to my wife. She reminded me that we only live 2.5 hours away and I shouldn't tempt her
“Shine bright like a corn” - Amanda Bynes
“I want Drake to murder my vagina” - Amanda Bynes
That Ratatouille is just a movie about a guy who didn't want his food made by rats and he got gaslighted by a bunch of rats and a couple Cooks
"y'all mind if I have a good week"
"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up next to a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle"
His twitter back then was GOLD….one of my other faves was “Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on”
Mine is “I’m nice at ping pong”
Lolllll I’m dyyyyyying at this one too!
Mine is when he said “I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS”. Or when he said he was going to break his MacBook Air from typing too hard.
this was gonna be mine! 😂
An all-time classic
i think about this one a lot
Kanye saying to Wiz Khalifa in the middle of his shit-talking Twitter rant: “17th I think you dress cool I wish I was skinny and tall”
So the Virgin Mary is just “some broad” and Jesus Christ is just “some twink” to you? [tweet](https://twitter.com/assboss80085/status/1546657703501733895?s=46&t=kK7AQHH8KI0OZEmFpNRWoA) I have never seen the context, but I think about it a lot and it always makes me laugh
I just cry-laughed to this 😂
“Popeyes is nothing without black lives” - the official popeyes account, during the height of BLM in 2020 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
James Blunt is equally self-aware and funny. He's had some great tweets over the years. ["Hahahahahahahahahaha! No."](https://twitter.com/JamesBlunt/status/1354867067208523776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1354867067208523776%7Ctwgr%5E8bc4d672d08c5abde4c25bd46e806658260b68c8%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmjs538%2Fbest-celebrity-tweets-of-all-time) ["I love my fan"](https://twitter.com/JamesBlunt/status/1229685266778132480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1229685266778132480%7Ctwgr%5E8bc4d672d08c5abde4c25bd46e806658260b68c8%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmjs538%2Fbest-celebrity-tweets-of-all-time)
M’baku could blow my m’back out if he wanted to (read in Sebastian Stan’s voice)
[This makes me cry every time](https://64.media.tumblr.com/56cf9293f57192a521316f7ec0bbffef/tumblr_mre4s8taUY1qzz5ico1_640.jpg)
Due to personal reasons I will be passing away
Me reaping: haha fuck yeah!! Yes!! Me sowing: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
“Jessie J is threatening to release music”
“U know the addy. Pull up anytime. Say it to my face. But if I were you- I wouldn’t.”
“I won’t not fuck you the fuck up. Period.”
i love lana del rey
Wiz khalifa wears cool pants
swiftie fan account posts: “I wanna kill myself” another swiftie stan replies: “wait til lover drops pls we cant lose sales”
“Daniel Caesar told the black community to cancel him and we said bet” 😭
He really did inspire his own professional demise in an afternoon. You hate to see it🤣
Recently “maybe worry a little, darling” [https://twitter.com/rilaws/status/1563286414686846976?s=46&t=lVwZiklT7ruW_pdGRMk3Aw](https://twitter.com/rilaws/status/1563286414686846976?s=46&t=lVwZiklT7ruW_pdGRMk3Aw)
Historically: “Good luck with bookin that stage u speak of [link](https://twitter.com/rihanna/status/41352422525767680?s=46&t=lVwZiklT7ruW_pdGRMk3Aw)
I honestly don’t even know if it’s real but [this one](https://images.app.goo.gl/8QHp3cAVHHFHC4oJ8)
my fave kim k tweet is from like maybe 2010-2012 and she just said something like “i can smell that someone in this car has a cavity.”
When Kanye said "I no longer have a manager. I can't be managed".
“When god sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?”
white people go to Olive Garden and be like “we needed this”
Tyler the Creator cyberbullying Kanye West water bottle. I actually just bought this but on a sweatshirt lol: https://www.etsy.com/listing/738501363/i-hate-when-im-on-a-flight-and-i-wake-up?click_key=5f30c8334ccb81db6c5097914e3cbb49404a32cd%3A738501363&click_sum=e7c5f03d&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=kanye+water+bottle&ref=sr_gallery-1-6
[this](https://twitter.com/rodricksrule/status/1540435055360856065?s=46&t=teLwbxDyrnNw3YrKhkYQAA) tweet to Dylan O’Brien that says “he graduated from the chris evans school of activism” 😂
Mid-dunk, Michael Jordan often thinks “what if I just kept going? What if I just floated away and left all of this behind?” @markleggett
“We’re on 48 hour bublé lockdown” is frequently quoted in my house around Christmas time
“I fucking hate school I’m sorry Malala”
Elon Musks real name is Elongated Muskrat
“Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly.” In response to the finding that, “One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams.”
The one pic of Wesley Snipes pointing a gun at someone with a tear running down his cheek captioned “When the race war is happening and I gotta kill Tony Hawk”
“i appreciate the hesitation”
Tony’s followup is what makes it though
[MA DAD DIED FOR THIS](https://twitter.com/nathanhend_97/status/620634533721939969?s=21&t=68taqyNTgxOvzYsUHQX5sg)
Larsa 🤔
Imagine you get to date a celebrity for a month but in every single photo you have to have the worst makeup look you’ve ever worn in your entire life. Thats why I feel bad for [julia fox](https://twitter.com/quakerraina/status/1494447619887677452?s=20&t=dDsQZ0EWtRlmRxuI5Ymofw)
Many of you are offering to cover me in bubble wrap. Please consider that I would suffocate.
the beans in the movie theater
“I'm leaving Earth a negative review on Yelp. Very ghetto, and dirty.”
“are the property brothers dating”
One of my all-time faves is “Stevie Wonder is getting a divorce. You gotta be doing a lot of shit wrong for a guy who’s never seen you, to never want to see you again.” 😭😭 Also, “I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted “this [n-word] eating beans” & everyone laughed.” 😩😭
this doesn’t count because it’s an instagram story but when azealia banks posted a picture of people climbing the capitol on jan 6 with the caption “this is such meth behavior” i still say it all the time
“Covfefe” every time
Bob Saget tweeting “I need every bad bitch up in equinox” RIP king
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Immortal gems from Russell Crowe: "Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions." "Maps. I love them. Love reading them, love planning adventures. Love seeing how things relate topographically"
Danny Dyer: ‘can’t believe it’s been nearly 11 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day’
“I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy”
“I want @drake to murder my vagina”
There was a popular-ish writer complaining about someone asking her to wash her hands after using the bathroom. After the pandemic I thought about that tweet often. [Nasty Hands](https://imgur.com/a/zWUadhK)
“I’m pretty sure she can’t be from minnesota (she would have just judged me silently)” lol true true
["People who are really into weed will hand me some weed and be like “doesn’t this smell exactly like caramelized strawberry cheesecake” like no mf that smells like weed but i appreciate your enthusiasm"](https://twitter.com/erniep35/status/1082720746311507969?lang=en)
Definitely that time Ben Shapiro accidentally admitted that he can't sexually arouse his wife Also, the "this n\*bba eating beans" tweet
Rita Ora saying she’d drop her new song if her tweet got 100k retweets, and then after only getting 1k retweets she said she got hacked 💀
Ik it was fake but “I lowkey don’t fuck with that bitch stormi” always makes me giggle
me when i take 25 benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man
Barraco Barner.
“the sculptor is a chinese woman you dork ass losers"
"Remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine?"
Stupid pasta boy smelly pasta house
Shine bright like a CORN
That one Kanye tweet about flying and being responsible for a water bottle
Whenever Dwayne Haskins got signed to the Steelers, somebody tweeted Vince Williams saying to keep him away from the strip clubs. Vince responded, “My guy have you seen the strips in Pitt…. He’s going to be fine.” As a local knowing how many busted bitches that I grew up with that have had tenancy at one of these clubs.. LMAO.
Always the “no bless yous for giacomo” tweet
Also: I work hard enough. I should be allowed to smoke out a movie theatre
shorty kinda disturbing with it
The one where someone told another person that “they looked easy to draw”
7th I am your OG and will be respected as such
you mad bc i’m fuckin the weed man for weed meanwhile you fuckin the text man for texts!!
I wish i remembered what this was in reply to but it was a reply to something bella hadid posted and it said "god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soliders". HAD ME WEAK
i cant find it but it’s basically like: carrie underwood: he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cuz she can’t shoot a whiskey 8-years-old me: wow how embarrassing
the clickhole tweets of Pepsi finding out people aren’t boiling it before drinking it
Hahahahahahahaha How The **** Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha ***** Just Walk Away From The Screen Like ***** Close Your Eyes Haha
When Halsey tweeted: “Can the basement they run p*tchfork out of just collapse already?” [the basement they run p*tchfork out of](https://www.google.com/search?q=where+is+the+pitchfork+office+located&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)
[this tweet for sure](https://twitter.com/verythickvajjjj/status/1352495254415486977?s=21&t=2wZn8tdJVBNFG219HwoGRA)
Always. “I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
Jessie J is threatening to release a new album
“i want that twink Obliterated” - wattpad