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Symnestra

My Project Zomboid character? I can respect the hell out of a resourceful redheaded firefighter, but I'm not a lesbian.


Schnitzellover69420

you can be roommates


MildlyInsaneLBJStan

My god they were roommates


Modest_Tea_Consumer

I’ll take her


creeper_freaker_36

I gotta marry fucking darth sidious


darkimperator02

Why are you complaining? You're marrying the Senate


AxelllD

Not yet


GivesNoForks

It’s engagement then.


Jedi_Sandcrawler

Brilliant. Wish I had an award to give you 🥇


[deleted]

In other words, you’re going to love democracy


ihavetwonoses

Time to execute order 69


raylolSW

Battlefront 2 or Lego SS?


-Nokta-

Why would a Lego Game about Nazis let you play as Darth Sidious ?


JustGarate

Do you think the rook from [chess.com](https://chess.com) can be a good partner for life?


NickofTime2247

Why would a rook be the main character?


Panurome

Maybe if your playstyle revolves around using the rook a lot, but it should be the king


JustGarate

Oh, *main*, my bad, it was just the piece that I used to checkmate my friend


Easy-Cartographer500

Agent 47


Nochnichtvergeben

Same! At least everything would be very organised and we wouldn't have any trouble with our neighbours. He probably makes lots of money too. We wouldn't get bored of each other because he keeps traveling and I'm pretty sure he's got 0 sex drive. I'm happy.


Easy-Cartographer500

Fr he's a clone perfect person to be with


Twitchy-gg

Sexy af


ZenithVengence

I last played as god. This could be a very useful opportunity indeede!


Alternative_Fun2943

Worldbox?


ZenithVengence

YES!


ihavetwonoses

If that God is Kratos you’re more than fucked


RavenHeart02

Yeah the last 2 didnt go to well


NattyThan

3rd times the charm


JessTheFangirl_

If that God is Kratos I can't wait to get fucked 😍


ihavetwonoses

The occupation of Kratos’ wife has a 100% mortality rate, and (so far), the occupation of someone Kratos cares for has a 87.5% mortality rate


ungabunga609

Kassandra from Assassin creed odyssey, I ain't complaining bro


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

I alsmost got Alexios, luckily, I replayed horizon zero dawns last mission so I was saved


TheVoidRunner

Lara Croft. I'm definitely not complaining


Whyamifulloftrouble

Which game lol (I was playin Shadow)


ThijmenTheTurkey

I’m marrying Roadhog, y’all


thedragonfart604

You're gonna be a hogrider


SuperNovas777

💀


FixTitanFall2

🗿🗿🗿🗿


EscenekTheGaylien

Hog Ridddaaaaaaaa


TehG

I got echo. Really fucked myself with this one.


Yimpish

I was playing Zarya, should I be worried or excited?


fakeforsureYT

Turnip Boy Comits Tax Evasion


Shiny_Hypno

I've been thinking about getting that game, is it good?


fakeforsureYT

Yes! The first like 25% is free, then you gotta pay. The game is too good to hate it for that though. Try it out!


Real_Jesus_

LEGO SUPERMAN FROM LEGO BATMAN 2 LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


Shiny_Hypno

The last LEGO game character I played as was fucking Wicket the Ewok


ihavetwonoses

Tell his ass to get better flying controls


ICantEvenDolt

I marry Link. 😃


BurstOrange

The second to last game I played was BOTW. 🥲


ICantEvenDolt

Sad


vulvasoutforharambe

Me too! No complaints here!


Dry-Firefighter-4715

Minecraft Steve 🤤


Astro501st

Absolute Chad right there


AmyDeferred

For when you need a hand lifting half of an aircraft carrier's weight in gold blocks. You know, household chores.


Astro501st

Exactly!


AretinNesser

Alex. I think I pulled the longer straw.


5-dig-dick

Same


awalkingidoit

I have to marry the USS St Louis


akaenragedgoddess

World of warships?


mododo-bbaby

aloy from Horizons, gotta say I love buff woman


[deleted]

Ey I got Aloy too


cylordcenturion

Jealous. I have to somehow marry the entire ottoman Empire.


ProjectVRD

Have you seen her in the Legendary Uturu gear? She ain't as buff as you'd expect, she was faking it with all that winter gear! Like a reverse Instagram reality! She's the one I have to marry to. We've been lied to.


MicrowavableCats

Jin Sakai


Spud_Wrangler

Time to learn the sex stance


MicrowavableCats

Have to study 20 hot springs


IHave3KidsInMyFridge

Ghost of Bedshima


Baby_Cakes1999

This is what I came looking for. He's got a nice butt, lol.


MicrowavableCats

Fr


arnoldss

2b from nier automata :)


Teagedemaru

Fall guys Edit is there some fall guys meme I’m not aware of where people get horny as shit for fall guys beans


DoneDumbAndFun

Same


LongIndividual1

Bruh I played medic from tf2


JollyInjury4986

“And when ze groom woke up — his prostate was missing and his husband was never heard from again!!”


AscendedMax

Jackpot


TheSpookiestUser

goes great until you wake up and your skeleton is missing


Exello_MM

Medusa...


thedragonfart604

Well she will definetly get you hard


AretinNesser

She won't have any problems with you getting stoned.


_Ram_Rancher_

John Marston 🤤


presidentrosslyn

I last played as Arthur. I’m definitely not complaining!!


lillyfrog06

A sim version of myself lmao


[deleted]

I was about to comment this lmao. I got wicked whims so I’ll make it kinky


goblingoodies

That gives new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself!"


prof_flyntlocke

I’m okay with Geralt of Rivia


Pure-Newspaper-6001

But what if he calls you Roach? Or if you’re out walking and “Wind’s howling”


ZeepIV

Geralt just seems like a cool guy overall


EmilyVS

I, too, would be okay with Geralt of Rivia.


FieUpon2020

Idk I don't want a sorceress pissed off at me.


fathairyballsinyoass

Hitler lmao, gotta love hoi4


Fast-Divide-6738

I guess it's the leaders you play as then? So for me it would be Mackenzie King.


huhben

For me it's Stalin, whoops


Wumple_doo

If only you were playing Croatia in the milf mod 🤤🤤🤤


benstratton7

I’m not gay, but I’ll be happy enough being Spider-Man’s husband


Lost_Monochrome

Imagine a non gay all man marriage


bruhm0m3ntum

socks ALWAYS on, they change their socks with custom socks that open at thw toe, then they slide up the leg so the clean sock can be put on, then the old one either opens at the leg to come off or it just slides off over the new sock


WishOneStitch

I seem to remember reading about same-sex straight friends who got married so they could both share the good health insurance one of them had? It was a while ago, can't remember the source though.


DrManowar8

Sorry, he’s taken :|


LarryKebab

A cat in "stray"


acaneshockeyfan

Shane Dawson?


KillerKatKlub

The difference is that this guy is supposed to be marrying the cat, not cumming on it.


cheesytacos649

🤨📸


mild_thing

Meow too!


[deleted]

Mewtwo


anthro-enjoyer

Mewo


[deleted]

Been planning on getting this game for a good while now


[deleted]

Bugs bunny 💀


pointlessspyguy

pfp seems fitting


Wumple_doo

Great I’ve married a child 🥲🔫


Yonimations

Which game are you talking about?


Wumple_doo

Wind waker


EmilyDontAsk

[what about when hes grown?](https://i.redd.it/wcpl4h9xxr141.jpg)


Wumple_doo

Still unhappy since I’m not gay, but at least he’s not a child


EmilyDontAsk

[but what if...](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/48ede071-2cab-467a-93b1-d6c6b3b9e076/dbdq6k5-22b49c93-f4ca-4e30-93d6-56dcdb25229c.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzQ4ZWRlMDcxLTJjYWItNDY3YS05M2IxLWQ2YzZiM2I5ZTA3NlwvZGJkcTZrNS0yMmI0OWM5My1mNGNhLTRlMzAtOTNkNi01NmRjZGIyNTIyOWMucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.Hw33e039J4PTCNDo4ar96uZEa6cXlP3xhLZTOTVLwEg)


DoneDumbAndFun

Getting TOPPED by link


[deleted]

what the fuck are you talking about? everybody's gay for link


SakShotty

Widowmaker from Overwatch. She might be heartless but lord is she sexy


DoneDumbAndFun

Let’s see whose the better ‘web’ shooter


[deleted]

the Knight from HK…that’s interesting.


ArcticF0X-71

Bro the knight's like an inch tall 💀


[deleted]

well we don’t know that. Based on how far hornet can throw her needle, the Knight could be much larger. lol but yeah, would be an awkward marriage


Visual-Routine-809

Pou


Lost_Monochrome

No fucking way


dunkinthegreg

🤤


Preston_gravy99

Nate from fallout 4. This is fine


DrPhilSwift69

Pokemon trainer in legends arceus


japanerkatana

Replaying GTA V story right now, its Trevor...


Nochnichtvergeben

"Don't make me get my dick out again!"


hesojam0

„Do I have to get my dick out again?“


masterofmeatballs

YES!!!


Gomra_812

Same but it's Michael


EliSmiley

Steve can give me his block if you know what I mean.


luminenkettu

just played ROBLOX. so... myself... i guess...


SymbioticSuperDude

Bayonetta. Safe word not required.


Lizurd_Dad

Binding of Isaac. Bruh i’m going to jail.


Zom23_

Same except I was T. Lost so necrophilia and pedophilia


billyspleen13

Garnet in Multiversus. Ive never seen Steven Universe before. Someone tell me how to feel.


Exello_MM

Garnet is two people who combined to be one new person, so there's that.


DrManowar8

Also those two got married right? Literally gonna be marriage-ception


TrashScavenger

you're marrying two lesbians combined into one person who have already married each other they're a good person though at least


ScrooLewse

Schrodinger's polyamoury


ShitpostingGodlyGod

lux? not even a millisecond of hesitation


Unknown_uwu_69

if you’re a funny person your ears will suffer


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

An Orc Dragonborn I’m not gay, nor am I into Ham-Mers


ARandomLlama

Ezio auditore 😍


Oobedoob_S_Benubi

Ezio Auditore in II/Brotherhood is the slick douche trying to get you into bed with him even though you're already in a relationship. Ezio in Revelations makes you tea and tells you compelling stories from his travels.


A-Rad-Scorpion

Master chief. I'm sure being married to a spartan has some great benefits.


RavenHeart02

Not if that spartan is kratos


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

I’m marrying my GTA online character, well… at least he’s rich


OfficalNoobGod

Adolf Hitler...


ManNamedMars

Daddy Zhongli


Bacterial420

I was playing klee💀 *FBI open up* (in the background)


re_animatorA5158

Sweet. I'm married to Kazuha now.


Kariman19

Ningguang 🤑🤑💰💰💰


LomLon

Yelan, no complaints here. Except maybe my nonexistent privacy afterwards


Kamarovsky

Great, my husband is out power washing random buildings all the time... And I've never even seen his face


tessadae

Listen, I know Witcher is known for sleeping around but he is very attractive and exciting so I’m good.


Weromano

I will marry chuck from angry birds. I see this as an absolute win! 😎


Comprehensive-Tour17

Jake the dog oh god


akennelley

>god \*Glob


PenguinsOnAWire

Yoshi. Yikes.


pink_wraith

My sexy high elf woman I made in Skyrim? Hell yeah.


Lollok009

Celeste. We would lose a lot in therapy, but I wouldn't mind.


WendyTF2

The engineer from Deep Rock Galactic. Rock and stone!


komradekatt

Sniper tf2. I'm his kangaroo wife


legoSheevPalpatine

Batman. I'm a straight man but I'll make and exception for 2 people. Ryan Reynolds and Batman.


Xtrouble_yt

Hillary Clinton :(


WeegeeWuver7326

Michael myers in dbd💀


Overused_Toothbrush

My stardew valley farmer. Yes please, hard worker, rich, gay, she’s perfect!


ICantEvenDolt

Best part about is that you get to stand around all day and do nothing!


Glass_Windows

the last game I played is the game I'm currently making, It's first person, the player is literally a white cylinder with a floating gun in front of it


Monsterkill1526

Lucky


Glass_Windows

welp that's my new wife, a genderless white cylinder with a floating gun <3


teamfitz1971

Hot


Glass_Windows

welp she's taken now :)


Plasma_Crab

I, too, would marry this guy’s genderless white cylinder


tyrom22

Yuna from final fantasy, I’m ok with this


WantAllMyGarmonbozia

Toadette? At least I'll know if it's a hat


femalefirefighter56

I’m marrying Luigi so 😭😭


AwesomeDragon56

Not marrying a cup, sorry


Sensitive-Feed-4762

Kazuma Kiryu :)


Howl_17

Tom and Jerry from Multiversus


CarolZero

I mean, Toadette is kinda cute


Kcomix

A fall guy dressed as mechagodzilla


TRCWolf

Flying gorilla


LewariX24

CJ from Grove Street ❤


Billy_Billerey_2

Khora prime Lady with a whip and a cat that will easily kill me. And im not a masochist


lou-adoptme

Yae miko? HELL YE or yelan not sure but its oke bc im lesbian


Weremount

I played fifa 22, who am i marrying?


RickyFootitt24

Captain of the team you played as?


ilkelmas

Archer queen 🤤


MiNuggets

Kirby. Best blowjob ever


lilCRONOS

Goku


monkeymanbruhmoment

Mugman 🥛🧑🏿‍🦼


Accomplished_Bill741

Last game I played was ancestors 💀


BBM-_-

My spartan in Halo infinite


Leo_The_Dumbass

Kazuha :DDD


Historical_Profit128

I will have to marry Hitler. I'm jewish so I don't think it will go over very well.


thedragonfart604

Good old bestiality.


ithinkimlost17

I have to marry a cat?


egale-dog

A big daddy