Unless...there is someone else controlling you and the world around you.
You won't be saying it's "not too bad" when you get locked in a pool surrounded by walls haha
Mine is Dark souls 2... Scholar of the first sin...
edit: at least you can't really die in Dark souls, unless you hollow, so it isn't all too bad, just don't give up skeleton!
Yeah but the counterpoint is that while the risk is technically there if we go by how it works in-game there’s no timer or anything. Ganon never actually moves on his own; the dam is always on the edge of bursting rather than breaking itself, the bird always threatens the inhabitants but fails to ever destroy the town, etc., etc..
Like you could literally sit in Gerudo Town for years in-game if you wanted to watching the divine beast run laps on the city and it would never change despite maybe merchants having a tougher time reaching the city (well *I* couldn’t sit there watching on account of my status as voe, but you get the point).
Debt in which you need no proof of income, no collateral, you are guaranteed to be approved with no interest? And they'll accept shit you find on the island to pay it off, which you can do within weeks, if not days?
People REALLY don't give Tom Nook enough credit. Swear to god.
You pay off your debt with pretend money you get by selling items ON THE ISLAND to his kids. They'll buy fucking apples and rocks off of you. Tom is paying you to hang out with his kids. He's the best.
Yea I also put 3. Assuming you're not a guardian and just a human, if you can make it to the last city you'll be just fine. But making it there can be a big "if"
Not really. Can't actually permadie, you'll just get rezzed again no matter what happens. Well, so long as no one uses a paracausal sniper bullet to shoot your ghost that you summoned in the middle of a firefight, that is
Living with a bunch of cute animals on a tropical island with abundant fruit and fish and a home loan you can pay off whenever? Sounds like a vacation to me!
No. Easily a 4. In quincy’s robot form’s lore it says that he got attacked and fatally injured by a ddt. He only survived because he got lucky. This means that they will hurt you and they will try to kill you.
Well on the bright side, you could always swim to the nearest landmass and just chill there for a few weeks! You'll die horribly, but at least you can avoid your fear!
I was playing Sims 4 so not too bad.
Unless...there is someone else controlling you and the world around you. You won't be saying it's "not too bad" when you get locked in a pool surrounded by walls haha
I actually tried that and somehow the sim inside survived for 2 damn months (in game months)
Some of them are definitely stubborn haha
Stubborn? They survived in a pool for 2 fucking months
We got bear grylls in sims
Thanks for the text in brackets, I thought you played Sims for 2 real time months
Well, i encounters people who actually thought i would have meant 2 real months so, I'm just preventing it just in case.
Watch out for disappearing ladders
yeah, just be careful to not enter any swimming pools. the ladder might ‘accidentally’ disappear…
Sims can exit the pool without ladders now.
Mortal Kombat 11... I'm fucked
Bro if you're scorpion you can go to fire gardens given that you are in the realm that the shirai ryu rebuilt
Wouldn't I just be... Myself? So a random loser stuck in a world with psychopaths murdering each other
Random loser stuck in Earthrealm doesn't sound any better or worse than real life to me.
I would say real life is slightly better since we don’t have to deal with outworld invasions.
yet
Dark Souls 3, It's gonna be fun
Mine is Dark souls 2... Scholar of the first sin... edit: at least you can't really die in Dark souls, unless you hollow, so it isn't all too bad, just don't give up skeleton!
Honestly I'd prefer death to hollowing
Try tongue but hole
You are already dead.
Zelda Breath of the wild I'll give it a 2
Just go live in Hateno village and you're golden.
Yeah this was me. If I start on the great plateau then I’m in big trouble, but if I can make it to Hateno easily then I’m good.
Even if you start there, you could live at the Kings cabin until you've built a way down
Yeah but If Ganon takes over because Link took too long cooking or something then everyone is dead.
Yeah but the counterpoint is that while the risk is technically there if we go by how it works in-game there’s no timer or anything. Ganon never actually moves on his own; the dam is always on the edge of bursting rather than breaking itself, the bird always threatens the inhabitants but fails to ever destroy the town, etc., etc.. Like you could literally sit in Gerudo Town for years in-game if you wanted to watching the divine beast run laps on the city and it would never change despite maybe merchants having a tougher time reaching the city (well *I* couldn’t sit there watching on account of my status as voe, but you get the point).
Animal crossing
Could you leave the play area of the game in this scenario?
I don’t think so I believe youd just be stuck in a town full of friendly animals and having to pay off debt
Debt in which you need no proof of income, no collateral, you are guaranteed to be approved with no interest? And they'll accept shit you find on the island to pay it off, which you can do within weeks, if not days? People REALLY don't give Tom Nook enough credit. Swear to god.
You pay off your debt with pretend money you get by selling items ON THE ISLAND to his kids. They'll buy fucking apples and rocks off of you. Tom is paying you to hang out with his kids. He's the best.
Aren't they his nephews?
Same, mine is AC:NH or Pokemon Snap. Not sure which I played last but I'll be 100% fine either way.
Cod warzone, i am fucked
You're gonna get aimbotted
You’ve got a gulag atleast
Them mfs know me by first name basis down in the gulag. Shit I think I might be indirectly funding the place with how often I been down there.
Blatant aimbotters in half my lobbies lol
Lmao I last played city skylines so if I lived in my city that I built I’d be pretty screwed
What are you talking about? I love living beside lakes of raw sewage.
Shitty Skylines
Yeah, i always try to make the most f*cktup city i can for fun lol
I mean destiny 2 seems like a little fucked but not like outlast fucked. So 3 I guess?
Yea I also put 3. Assuming you're not a guardian and just a human, if you can make it to the last city you'll be just fine. But making it there can be a big "if"
Exactly my thoughts. But.. there's a part of me that wants to kiss a cursed thrall. There's a fine line
> But.. there's a part of me that wants to ~~shoot~~ punch a cursed thrall. FTFY
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Not really. Can't actually permadie, you'll just get rezzed again no matter what happens. Well, so long as no one uses a paracausal sniper bullet to shoot your ghost that you summoned in the middle of a firefight, that is
Battlefield 1. I'm so dead
What you are about to experience is frontline combat. You are not expected to survive
T... THEY SAID THE THING!
It’s true and now I get all the internet points
Guess I’ll pack an IMG 08/18 and my trusty M1911, and hope to god I don’t get absolutely shredded by a Hellriegel or Martini Henry.
I will become astronaut!!! Last played Kerbal Space Program!!
Same
You'll live for about 5 seconds until your rocket explodes on the launchpad
Same
rdr2
At least you can get handjobs while taking a bath at bathhouses.
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Me too, I have that bad cough, but I think I’m gonna make it!
Undertale, in late game I'd be fucked but I can just stay with toreal
Actually if you never fall in the hole it’s just normal life right?
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be an optin cause that's a cutsean
Who's Sean and why are we cutting him????
I can't spell okay 😭
It's okay, it was kinda close 😭
Just don’t kill Papyrus and you’ll be good
Stardew Valley
You’ll be fine, you literally cannot die
True, Linus will always save me.
Too bad he can't be my husband
Also you can bang some interesting husbandos and waifus
Probably the best part of the game tbh
Ha, me too!
same here, i actually think i'd prefer it to live there
vr chat, I'm just in an other world
But with a bunch of abominations you've never seen in your life
Fun, you get to hang out with anime characters irl I guess
Pokémon, so I’m guessing that I’ll be just fine
Looking for a comment like this one. Same here and honestly, I can't say I'd be in a rush to escape...
I would never escape. The Pokémon world is superior in every way
Fallout 4
\*Slaps hood of car\* "This baby ca–" \*car explodes\*
*Lightly touches car* “This b-“ *bethesda engine freaks out* Fixed it
Glitch the game for a stupidly overpowered weapon and you're good.
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege. It’s goodnight for me.
Same, i think it was containment too so I'm fucked
The forest, oh fuck
Kill some kids to save yourself and get famous
I’m in animal crossing so I should be ok.
Living with a bunch of cute animals on a tropical island with abundant fruit and fish and a home loan you can pay off whenever? Sounds like a vacation to me!
Plus with the ability to bend the earth to your whim as you are pretty much god now. Yup ideal life for us all.
SCP Secret Lab. Considering 2/3rds of my playtime is from spectating when you die...
You are most likely fricked
I’m in the middle of World War One. ):
Verdun, Tannenberg, or Battlefield One?
Bf1
What game is that?
Battlefield one
i’m just gonna get dunked on a lot, but i’ll live
If you were playing what I think you were playing then you are going to have a bad time
Detroit: Become Human. This really depends on many things..
Plot twist: you're in Detroit: Become Human and you are an indecisive person.
Yeah. I am. But time limits are pretty useful.
Minecraft is really easy to survive in so I put 0
easy to survive, tough to thrive.
Yep just said in my other comment I’ve died a lot more times in Minecraft than in real life
I also played minecraft. in creative
Nice! Do you take requests? If you could just type up '/give this-moment diamonds 64' for me, that would be great.
/clear this-moment diamonds
I put 2, not as easy as candy crush but definitely not hard
i put a 3 because of hostile mobs
Let's assume u need to kill the dragon if you want to leave the game
Play a careful slow game and it would still be pretty low, but definitely scary at times.
Well then i might not actually kill the dragon. Living in MC would be much better than the real world
Msfs 2020, i guess im a plane now...?
The date is September 11
oh no
2020
well, time for round 2
Overwatch. Im just gonna stay in spawn
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Oh god
NHL 21. I’ll be fine
Just played FIFA. You'll be fine unless your out of shape lol
Football manager, I live that
Same here.
Demand more
The Witcher 3
Same. I feel like it would be awesome, but then I’d probably die when some village drunk punched me in the face.
Nah bro geralt would come kick his ass
GeoGuessr... Hmm
You can play this game in real life by joining the Navy and getting blackout drunk.
funniest comment I’ve seen this week
Bloons Tower Defence 6. I don't think i'm screwed here but Blimps seems to be kinda dangerous so i go with 2
No. Easily a 4. In quincy’s robot form’s lore it says that he got attacked and fatally injured by a ddt. He only survived because he got lucky. This means that they will hurt you and they will try to kill you.
5 Subnautica. I'm thalassophobic.
Good luck dealing with Leviathans too!
Well on the bright side, you could always swim to the nearest landmass and just chill there for a few weeks! You'll die horribly, but at least you can avoid your fear!
Subnautica for me too. I think it’s probably impossible irl to swim down 80m to get seamoth fragments
Escape from tarkov
Head-eyes in the first 2 minutes
Killa ⚔️ You - Head-eyes 😞
GTA Online, well shit
Me too but It depends if we're the npcs walking around or our own character
You're fucked either way
"online"
It doesn't matter; you'll still end up ganked by a griefers in an Oppressor Mk. II
Valorant. I'm dead af
Fifa 21, idk what life would be like. Infinite football games?
Was it career mode?
Csgo
What the fuck would I do in tetris 99
Rimworld. I'm *fucked*.
Was looking for someone like me hahah. I could live a long prosperous life! Or get mauled by a manhunting rabbit..
A Night in the woods
Assuming you weren't a main character that would be a fairly normal life, other than the whole cult thing
Flight simulator.. I mean it's great if you don't run out of wine and pretzels. Just flying around
>if you don't run out of wine *the NTSB would like to know your location*
For the passengers of course..
Arizona sunshine, on one hand there’s zombies but on the other hand I know exactly where to go to escape
Brawl stars
Rip to all of the people stuck in Call of Duty.
rocket league
Apex legends , not too bad
f1 2021 is just a dream come true
Crusader Kings 3. Sister, here I come.
Among us…. I hope I’m not sus…
You sussybaka
*does the stanky leg*
Ark survival evolved. I'm definitely fucked.
Fallout 1, I think i'm fucked
Minit. You die every minute.
Embarrassed to say that it was one of those merging games
A definite 5 Reapers are just about to take over earth and start harvesting humans
In call of duty I get to respawn each time I die, would this be the case in the situation? Or do I only die once?
Danganronpa... fuck
I mean I was playing Forza Horizon 4. i would love to be in that game.
GTA Online. I’m fucked
What do I do? I'm stuck in OSU! now
HoI4.... Shit
Oxygen not included
Geometry dash, depends on the level
Ah, finally found another one! I was playing sonic wave :/
Minecraft survival. I've got netherite I'll be fine
Gta online. No biggie just a nukey
Jak and Daxter. I’m fuckin stoked 😂
Playing germany in hoi4 in 1945 fuck
Genshin Impact I think I'll be good, just gotta stay in a city and become a merchant or something.
Let's assume u need to kill the oceanid if you want to leave the game
both the travelers according to fanon have harems just beg for their help and youre good
R6:Siege. so I'm kinda screwed because I die a bunch, but also respawn?
death by moth, hollow knight
Scp secret lab.
Roadhog gonna absolutely murder me
Skyrim… I will either be the lamest, deadest Dragonborn ever, or a simple farmers wife. My options are not great
Fifa so pretty much being a football player :D