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Would you rather

Would you rather

BiddyDibby

It didn't say that you couldn't wash your clothes.


Bright-Blue

Good catch


Exile4444

It's not actually forcing me to vote either.


Dino-Knight

good catch


timelighter

28 pound Alaskan Halibut


Bright-Blue

Better catch


RockKing_Ryan

True, but what are you going to wear while the cloth is washing, you are going to run around the house naked?


goatfuckersupreme

oh no, what a nightmare


techniraver

When my grandpa was young, he knew he was going to be naked when he had to wash his clothes until they were dry he told me. Neither did he have shoes when he was a child.


username2b

No, probably just sit


Outji

Thats the catch on that one. But what about no shower? You can still clean yourself maybe


braindeadmonkey2

Yeah but not properly, unless you live at a lake that has clean water


Historical_Package42

Or have a bath?


braindeadmonkey2

Yeah


TheLiveLabyrinth

It doesn't say you can't shower, it says you can't bathe, meaning clean yourself.


EatenAliveByWolves

You fool. I don't even watch TV shows!


Glory_to_Glorzo

That's _odd_


crossover131

Hard to watch TV when you’re eaten alive by wolves


EatenAliveByWolves

Honestly, I'm surprised that so many people actively watch TV all the time. In the past I've watched The Office, Breaking Bad and a few other classics, and I just don't see how any modern shows could compare, so I don't bother.


TRiC_16

Maybe you should try Friends or Brooklyn Nine Nine if you liked The Office.


Bren12310

Not really. A lot of people don’t have much free time so whatever free time they have they’d rather spend doing something more fun or social.


TomatoesBros

Same. I just watch YouTube


SuperMario1981

I do all of those things already.


Nazicommunistguy

Me too


BostonFan69

I seriously have only watched One Piece for a month and am only on episode 330 or so.


dddvrsli

>only


Alzoura

well i mean that isn't even half


Meg678

It's only just under a third isn't it?


Meg678

Just over*


DeathB4Dinner

Same, I shower once a day though


NobleDictator

Same


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Historical_Package42

About every 30 days


Armaan204

Those are rookie numbers....gotta bump those up


ImNoTSaRCaStIc420

r/wooosh


introverted_russian

Fool, i have been watching one piece for 8 months, another month never hurts, and i am not even finished, i am on episode 778


Avxtrador

they never found that one piece 😔


DipplyReloaded

One piece when they find the piece idk I’m not a weeb


J0ARR

I just thought that as well


zaweirdostoptime

I was going to say it. I watched one piece in a month. So it is easy to watch same tv show for a month


Hrhett101

I’ve been watching Archer for the past few months and I love it, no problems here!


thunder-bug-

Same but I'm on 836


rzx0

I’m halfway through binge-watching all 15 seasons of Criminal Minds, so this option is fine by me


timelighter

how would you rank the first 778 episodes?


AddytheNerd

don't watch much TV what can I say? Plus, I like to binge watch


Lil_Mattylicious

I’m already doing all of these but for 1 year


WaitWhatx45

Pandemic be like


iWentRogue

The show one is easy. I already watch The Office 24/7 in the background lol


nicolewasnthere

Same, when the office was still on Netflix I did this


kingglobby

Is it not anymore?


nicolewasnthere

Not in America


kingglobby

Unlucky. I was scared for a sec as I've been binge watching it from UK and don't want it removed before I'm done. #YOU SHOULD USE NORDVPN#


Volt253

Bringing up the Office is something I have seen in NORDVPN sponsorships, although it was mainly after it left American Netflix that I saw it a lot


pmbslyy

i bought the whole series on itunes for like $30 after it went off netflix. best decision i’ve ever made


nicolewasnthere

Okay very much worth it I will be doing this today


TheBoiWizard

It's on uk netflix, you could use a vpn?


nicolewasnthere

......... I might have to look in to that


iWentRogue

They took Parks and Rec too which my 2nd background show :(


kingglobby

ME TOO! I'm watching the American one bc I loved the British one so much


StevenOkBoomeredDad

Beat me to it! Now have an award!


pmbslyy

i was about to comment this


TsunamifoxyDCfan

I started watching The Office this week! Love it! I'm on season 2 now!


iWentRogue

Season 2 onward is masterpiece


TsunamifoxyDCfan

Oh, boy yeah! The best change is Michael's hair, looked like he barely had any in season 1 lol


iWentRogue

There was a reason for that! When you finish watching the show i recommend to look up two things; 1. Behind the scenes bloopers. They’re hilarious. 2. The transition in character from season 1 to 2


TsunamifoxyDCfan

Will do! Thanks for recommendation!


MeMeTiger_

I'm currently watching it. Kinda late to the trend because people told me it was over rated. They were definitely wrong cause I love the show.


iWentRogue

People tend to call things that are constantly on the spotlight overrated. But watch the entire showyourself and you’ll get your answer. Theres a reason why everyone talks about it.


Stasio300

30 days of pizza sounds kinda good tbh. But I'll take ramen for dinner and have something more fancy for lunch.


SebThePerson_69420

You can wash your clothes, there isn't a rule against that lol


sleepingonstones

Yeah but doing laundry every night would get annoying


[deleted]

you don’t *have* to wash your clothes.


Imposter39

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy cuck day!


15stepsdown

I do the last one all the time anyway


Topiz2000

I never bathe anyway.


_Geist5000

Why does nobody choose the no bathing option? I guess you could shower even if you don't bathe? (I am a foreign speaker so if bathing includes showering, too, please tell me)


bignoselogan

Bathing includes showering


OssifiedCamel

Bathing isn't showering, but people often also mean showering when they say bathing and vice versa. In this question, I think that the intent was to include showering, and I feel like using loopholes is annoying sometimes.


HumbleReginald

I have eaten the same meal for 6 months now


lilpuzz

COVID edition: all of the above


KING0FCHEZZ

I barely bathe anyway one month won’t hurt


Skelecrine

Woah I didn't expect so many votes on the first one. If I had the same thing for dinner three nights in a row I'd already be sick of it. Do people not care foras much variety in the food they eat?


628362528

As someone with autism only the not showering option is a negative lol


Snoo-32319

i have been eating the same thing for breakfast lunch and dinner for 5 years


_JustSomeStranger

Jokes on you I shower Sometimes


nicktheturtle

I'm gonna say it. The people who are fine with not bathing for a month are definitely not making themselves varied dinmers or washing their clothes as often as they should.


Winsas

When you say the same show do you mean the same episode?


nottellingunosytwat

I don't bathe, I shower.


Bazim_Gorag

I haven’t bathed in at least 2 years, I shower regularly


chlorax-beach

One piece. It’s so long I couldn’t finish it in a month


randomdude184

Is it the same show, but the next episode... cause that's just my regular ass binge life


The_Void_Alchemist

Welp, time to start one piece


FictionalReality666

Eww not bathe for a month 53 people seriously !!?!!


Antilie

Doesn't say you can't shower though


glibglobglabglubgleb

😏


claire_witch_project

Dang I smell bad after 12 hours. I would die after a month of no bathing or changing clothes


_Geist5000

You could shower...


claire_witch_project

I'm fairly certain that isn't allowed if you click the no bathing option. Very cheaty


_Geist5000

Did the OP mention anything about a shower? But yes, pretty chesty.


claire_witch_project

I believe bathe means clean oneself with soap and water. Shower is just a specific type of bathing


_Geist5000

I am not a native speaker, how would you call the process of laying down in a bathtub? In my language it's just called bathe, but if there is a specific word in English I would like to know.


claire_witch_project

Its bathing if you lay down in a tub. Its showering if you stand up. But bathing could technically mean showering. Like, all cleaning is bathing, but not all bathing is showering. Showering is specific to standing up. Ya feel? Maybe its different to other people though. Idk


_Geist5000

Thanks for your clarification. I guess I have to hope know, that I never have to abandon the thing I choose in this poll or hope that I get to cheat😂.


Vesperia_Morningstar

I alwasys smell bad so ye stay showering if u wanna smell good


Memes_0139

Well well..jokes on you coz I am already doing all these things since pandemic started..


Mr-Nobody46

I do all of these regularly


UYScutiSN

I dont rly watch tv shows tbh


bellybuttonteeth69

jokes on you it takes me forever to finish watching shows


CF64wasTaken

Can I still shower when I can't bathe?


vorrion

No bathing, but I can shower right?


Arrogant_German

Wear the same clothes as in same outfit by looks or the exact same clothes? Cause I ain’t washing clothes every day so I’ll eat the same meal, unless the same rule applies...


medo459medo

I already watch it's always sunny in philadelphia all the time for the 20th time i guess


michael_chry

Eurovision enden yesterday but I'm able to see many of them. Lets do this


Beers_and_Bikes

Eat the same meal. I’d just have a banquet of different types of food every time. Nobody said I had to finish my meal.


Botany102

I'd just rewatch community over and over for a month.


pmbslyy

happy cake day!!


redcreeper29006

I didnt bathe for 1 month once. I honestly expected worse


thatsidewaysdud

I want ot change my decision. I would rather not bathe for a month, showering is much easier anyway.


bbbhhbuh

Watching one show is the easiest. Just pick a show with 10 seasons and you can watch about 2 or 3 episodes and not finish it in a month


Nazicommunistguy

I hate taking baths


HRM404

wow I'm against the flow.. can do anything but eating the same meal three time in a row


Ocean_Beast

laughs in *Dwight Shrute voice*


didnotdoitatall

Eating the same meal for dinner is honestly not bad at all. You still have 2 other meals throughout the day where you can eat whatever you want


joshhirst28

Couldn’t you just watch something like The Simpsons and watch it from start to finish since there is about 250 hours worth of episodes from my calculations


Ganondorfs-Side-B

With the exception of not cleaning yourself none of these are that bad, especially the clothes one


Dark_Link_1996

Time to binge watch Doctor Who


connzerjeeass

Not Bath, can still shower


Thatssomefreakyshit

I can still shower but just not bathe


marko008d

I could just watch some massive show like twd and i probably wouldnt even finish it. in a month


sweet-demon-duck

I already wear the same clothes for over a month when I'm at home, so I just need to stay home for a month


nietzschetherainbow

one month of the l word gooo


mrwhitedynamite

np Im rewatching its always sunny in.., still 12 seasons left


MyArcticMuse

A show like Scrubs or Titus can be watched for more than a month.


MeMeTiger_

I've been watching the same show for over a month, and i don't mind not bathing for over a month, because I only shower. Last time I took a bath was like 2 years ago.


_Kokiru_

You act like I haven’t already not bathed for a month due to literal fear for my well being.


CosmicRX

Eat the same meal for dinner for a month. Imma still have my English breakfast and my burgers


GeneralBacon1

"Not bathe for a month" Nice try, I take showers anyway


Ethitlan

I don't bathe. I shower.


Passivv___

Some shows just last a month so it fine


welcometomarslmao

I only watch one show anyway.


Edgy_Homocidal_Teen

I already do the second and third one.


idkqwerty1

I watch onepiece


Portalkern395

Happy Cakeday...


Col_Butternubs

I do all this anyways tbh


alphathehawk_05

I do the last one already lol


Chuck__g_

Simpsons has 32 seasons, I think that should last


Ben6924

None of this is a huge problem. I would make a healthy meal with good nutrition for a month (Heinz five beans with corn and brocoli), shower instead of bathing, wash the clothes every day (ok this would be a pain in the ass) and just rewatch star wars the clone wars again. Easy as that.


Mifi_BBX

I never bathe, I only shower


HitlerNeitherStalin

I never bathe anyway I always shower


GleeFan666

I've already been watching Schitt's Creek and 12 Monkeys on a loop for a month anyway, why not go again?


Im_Sam_Black

Can I eat other meals for lunch?


FJORLAND

Easy, just wash your clothes more often


semiscintillation

Ok but what's the meal


Mobiyus

Gimme a hard drive with all One Piece episodes and watch me live like this for a year


iwantrecovery

Same show. Just watch one episode a night and you‘ll finish like 2 seasons. I usually watch the same show for half a year


hayden_elst

But can I shower?


NielsSc

Not bathe? I would just shower.


ImNoTSaRCaStIc420

I got a shower you peasants


DylanowoX

That’s absolutely terrible. I could just wash said clothes. No. I don’t even watch tv; that would be a boring option for me.


IsWarriorWasTaken

watch the same show for a month???? i’ve been watching only the office for years!!!!!!


gracenah

Easy theres 15 seasons of Criminal Minds which will last me a month in and amongst my other day-to-day activities


LemonFerret1102

I already watch the same show for a month (1000 plus anime series)


bambiwilldie

I rarely take a bath, i always shower instead, so that won't affect me at least.


DerDeineAkteKennt

Well.... Pandemic did some shit to me.... I have already done all of this (except for the part with the not washing myself, thats disgusting)


RealKilianEngelhard

Not bathe, because then I can just shower


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Wear the same clothes. I don't hardly go out enough to where people would notice and I can just put them in the wash while I'm taking a shower or something for the next day anyways


MountianHeidi

bro I already watch lotr almost exclusively


RuTwo

I’ve literally just been watching the same show for the past month and I’m still not done —- One Piece


DarkMutton

There are quite a few foods that I would love to eat for a month straight. Pizza, steak, French onion soup, risotto. So yeah


chinesefox97

Can I wash the clothes? Or do I literally wear them one mos straight?


MervisBreakdown

I already do: the office


Mollof2

I haven't bathed for like 5 years. (Unless shower is counted as bathing)


Ty-douken

Same meal just for dinner? Only a month? Ha! I did a year once.


anafaurberto

Can I wash the clothes overnight and sleep naked?


Nopejustdecline

Me who chose not bathong: showers instead


AKOchoa

Here go the “It didn’t say _______” ass mfs. Go ahead what loophole did u find friend?


chesterlew42

I feel like most of Reddit already does one or all of these things


nimitz12

Any but eat the same food. I had to recently for Shavuot because of my ability to plan ahead and I would kill for anything other than pizza or lasagna.


clubroo

bold of you to assume i haven't done all of these


Aprrni

In a poll with over 4,000 votes, only 14 separate the two most voted options. I don't think I've ever seen this before.


Crosroad

Just go nude for a month, easy


South_Bathroom

Time to finally watch one piece


tomboyDC

I already do the bottom one previously it was SW: rebles now the bad batch


pichusine

Ok no offense but some of these are reasonable. People who pick number 3 are nasty.


Just_A_Dude69

Well i dont bathe because i shower soo, ez


rockies70

I only watch breaking bad anyway


No-Mathematician678

The same meal yes, the nothing :D I'd also pick the same show, and go for rewatching One Piece


[deleted]

Do I get to wash the clothes?


gerge_POG

Just have a shower instead of a bath


Oopdidoop

It’ll probably take a month to finish the show anyway


Grzechoooo

Why do the two things that are the easiest to do during quarantine have the least votes?


mexataco76

For the last one, I'd finally have an excuse to start One Piece


zozo_la_frite

Happy cake day🍰