T O P

I apparently was an alright kid.

But did you become a Pokémon master?

LadyIrenicus

But did you become a Pokémon master?


pincheperroloco

Still working on it


Present-Still

This is the question I came for. Keep at it bud


[deleted]

Put “I breed top percent Rattata” on your resume. Only way to make it in this crazy world.


dutchgirl2_0

And don't forget to change your name to Joey


Distinct_Wallaby3923

To become a pokemon master, beat all games and watch every single episode


Autumn_Wishes

Aren’t you still 10 though? You have your whole life ahead of you to become a Pokémon master. Don’t worry, you got this!


ZhicoLoL

Just like ash, perfect.


Party_Tangerines

Like no one ever was 👍


PowderedToastMan93

Dude dont give up. ​ Ash Ketchum is in like his 38th 11-year and still isnt a pokemon master


dudeoh

It would be really funny if you became a professional football player.


rethardus

[You could have been an official Pokémon master, certified by Google](https://blog.google/products/maps/become-pokemon-master-with-google-maps/), but you aren't. Are you even trying?!


PM_ME_GOOD_USERNAMS

Ha! Noob. I'm the pokemon master of 5 different regions.


socratesrs

🎵 Everybody wants to be a master 🎵


Big_Dream_Lamp

🎵Everybody wants to show their skills🎵


Darkklaw

🎵Everybody wants to get there faster🎵


[deleted]

🎵 Make their way to the top of the hill 🎵


Typhoonflame

Each time, you try


Mennonite_Cyborg

That’s the exact thing I was gonna say lmao


LadyIrenicus

Gotta be quicker than that


Hawk99Awesome

No, a Pokémon *masteh*


joost013

He's just taking the touristic route like Ash did


god-baby

hell yea Wehdys kids Meal


WoofflesTheNugget

Pokémon, Wehnys kids meal, DoG And Chill


Ark_Player3980

BoG*


orangeshoelace

love me some wehdys kids meal


[deleted]

Wendy’s Kids Meal that included a free Pokémon toy


billabong2121

*Wehdμs


DEANSTRANDING

Wehdヒs


KingChiefPotato

It's so wholesome


Krazytre

Hobby: Playing Pokémon games Missed opportunity.


pincheperroloco

Yeah i was only an alright kid


[deleted]

I’m dying laughing at this response.


atvfellonmewheniwas7

𝕯o𝕲


Bepis_Boi_Ultra

This comment made me exhale faster than usual


SuperCx

#Pokaman Mastehh


PSILighting

There’s nothing about this I don’t love. It’s great.


Katze1Punkt0

Whats that in Book even supposed to read? The Haunted Ge? I know child-you wrote this, but that is the only thing im actually stuck on


[deleted]

The Haunted Gym


Cerderius

Oh that's what it says. Thought it said Haunted Gey


misteriese

This is adorable haha


FullAutoDoggo

But is your favorite food still a Wendy’s kids meal?


xRouge7

Made me smile


[deleted]

there’s a sub for that r/mademesmile


[deleted]

I had to do the same thing exept I put pokemon in all categories exept food


[deleted]

Well in the canon, people do eat slowpoke tails... guess it’s not farfetchd (badum tsh) to include pokemon as your favorite food


wilma_678

There's still options for pokemon food, like Pokémon gummies, pokémon cards, pokémon soup, pokemon candy, switch cartridges, pokémon cereal, the Pokemon cafe in Japan, so you could have put pokemon in the food section too if you had wanted :D


graspee

Things like this make me really sad for some reason. I'm not sure why. I just feel really sorry for the child even though you're you now and its fine, presumably and there was nothing sad about the life of the child revealed in the pic either.


dibsuperalHD

Maybe a sense of pity for growing up and possibly losing the sense of childlike wonder?


AnAdvancedBot

Remember, you don't *have* to lose your sense of childlike wonder and sense of awe for the things around you. I'm not OP, but I still love pokemon, I still love DoGs, I still would fuck up a Wendy's 4-for-4 in the car with the windows down, jamming to a song with a smile on my face. I still dream about the future. Maybe by the end of my twenties I'll be robbed of these simple pleasures and my appreciation for them, but maybe not. And in the meantime, I'm going to wonder like a child... even when the world fucks me like a man.


graspee

I'm 51 and I still love pokemon, my little pony etc. I wouldn't worry.


mattrixd

This really is a winning mindset. I’m 31 and now have to dig pretty deep to get into this vibe. You gotta keep the ball rolling as long possible


Initiatedspoon

Nah dude I always thought that. It only stops when you let it. I've also found that if you can keep it most people are more jealous than judgemental.


healcannon

> losing the sense of childlike wonder? Learning about how people play competitive and battle mode set did this for me. I can't view the game or play it the same way I did as a kid again without viewing the game as "piss easy" as everyone here says it is. I had more fun using my favorites and spamming potions as a kid than spending tons of time in game to get good natures, abilities, and a few good movies for my team of mostly NU pokes to have a chance on set mode just to quit the game halfway. The knowledge messed with me a lot.


Smug_Snivy

Food: Pokemon


josielazuli

Food: Slowpoke Tails


lazycasual_9

When i was in pre-school/early elementary (i was maybe 5-6) they had us write a “journal” every day - i guess to express myself. All i ever wrote about was my pokemon cards XD


Blackouto

Gotta catch them all


Mrmehmeh243

Did you forget about dexit man


[deleted]

mfs took the kalos starters Can’t have shit in Galar


High_Speed_Chicken

Absolute legend


SuperKami-Nappa

I see you’re a man of culture as well


Yuri_863

nice i wanna be a pokemon master too lol


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pincheperroloco

Oc


AlmostButNotQuit

Automod isn't that flexible. Pretty sure it needs the brackets


azauggx202

Literally same


[deleted]

Ah, a kid of priorities. Wonderful


Markharris1989

... are you me?


Nintendo-Fan500

Relatable


MadMax0407

Why did I hear ash's voice when I read pokemon master...


CaptainJack1829

Thanks just reordered that book on Amazon to relive my childhood


bagman_

Mezase Pokémon Master indeed


unision3

Thats cool and all but the highlight for me is wendys kid meal


Arachnium_lol

I wish pokemon actually exist but then gardevours black holes....


CrashBangXD

Disappointed that the answer to the last question wasn’t “the very best”


DragonMaster5674

So. Are you a walking Pokédex too?


[deleted]

To everyone saying that the hobby should have been pokemon, you all don't understand. Pokemon was his job not his hobby


Domdabomb2134

Bro my ass thought your pet was a bog


shotgunz-mikey

The fact your favorite subject is Math grinds my gears by I’ll let it slide becuase you need the math skills to calculate incoming attacks!


wubzeez

Me too, kid


Senhorjooj

"I want to become a Pokemon master" Then why was your pet a dog, not a eevee?


[deleted]

I think there were a lot of us that put: What do you want to be when you grow up: A pokemon trainer. With pogo that is very true now. I played every game, repetitiously replayed them until I filled in 150% of the pokexes and continue to do so. Until an unwanted house cleaning caused me to get rid of my pokemon collection I had a huge collection.


EnderBoy26

I would put Redo Of Healer on the “TV show” section tho.


Ashamed-Oil-7276

I wish pokemon where in real life and not a tv show. :(


HairMetalLugia95

i grad in three years and do you know how many times I bring up Pokemon and or anime? lets just say im potionate


januarysdaughter

I haven't had Wendy's in years, but now a flurry sounds really, really good.


AT0MLFRS

My kindergarten yearbook says thst I wanted to be a pokemon trainer when I grew up. :)


NovaMaximus

Yeah, but where it says “Hobby,” you misspelled Pokémon


PokeTrainer_Taco

Dude I had the same goal when I was young


ozanimefan

this kid is going places


PokeTrainer_Taco

And I did


siddhantkar

I wanna be the very best


SharpshotMI6

Like no one ever was ...


woopdeedoo27

lol Now this is a future Pokémon master with their priorities straight👍


AkatsukiGaara

Shoulda send poochyena


giratina143

We share the same blood.


[deleted]

This is clearly plagiarized from my work as a kid


the_real_frog_what

WeNDeS KiDS mEnu


oocoo_isle

I, too, want to see Poremon the Haunted Ge


OzzieGrey

SO YOU WANNA BE A MASTAAAAAAAAH OF POKEMON! BUT DO YOU HAVE THE SKILLS TO BE NUMBAH OOONE Yeaaaaah, we all live, in a pokemon world


DarkGengar94

Did you get a F?


TH4_Retrof

you made my day lol


MickIAC

Your teacher: Fucking nerd. This basically reads the same as mine at that age as well haha


Zildjisn88

I think this applies to 98% of the people on this sub


cooperjramos

I love kids writing r the letter r it always looks like a h


SuperShiven

Man you love you Wendy’s kid meal.


Ronkmaster

“When I grow up, I would like to be... THE VERY BEST!” FTFY


Katzenkoss

He want to be the very best.


ThatGuyAdam14

When I grow up I want to be : The very best, that no one ever was! (Duh duh duh duh)


xSnowLeopardx

Amazing haha!


HeWhoBustsNuts

Me to kid. Me to


bswanky

😌😌😌😌 my son


Indoraptor_discord

He wants the be the very best.


Mikko420

I know it's meant to be an "r" but i read that you wanted to become a "pokemon masteh" and I laughed way more than I should have.


HexFoxGen

It is his destiny


kiribohgremlin

You had your priorities straight


Poot-dispenser

Pokemon “masteh” or “mastah”


Not_a_jalapeno

Take part in the tournaments. If you win, you can definitely call yourself a pokemon master!


littletimmydied

Why wasn't your hobby pokemon


littletimmydied

Wendy's kids meal is kinda specific


ShorttMiser03

This has been me the past few weeks


sad_cats

not the wendys kids meal


astronomydork

2 B A Master!


javajuicejoe

Are you *the very best?*


Top_Struggle5143

Awww


GuyMan52

So you wanna be a master of pokemon Do you have the skills to be num ber one


NateFH

Do I have permission to post this on r/KidsAreFuckingStupid ?


talkativebard

He just wanted to be the best


Badassheaven

I can agree with that and it was so fun to watch until i started understanding how pokemon worked and how many mistakes they make


PikaPerfect

favorite subject: math... disgusting my favorite subject was also math as a kid :p


Altruistic-Cheetah-8

I’m good at Pokémon


DevilMayCryogonal

When I grow up, I would like to be `the very best, like no one ever was`


kool_kid_gamer

Oh look u spelled the “i” backwards


[deleted]

Pokémon The HauntedGe


Metafrom808

“I’m good at Pokémon”. Me too kid


Chai_T_

I have one of those and I wrote fav food was a long ass list haha like I was writing out my final meal. One of the things I listed was mashed potatoes which is still a fave of mine


[deleted]

Pokémon the haunted ge?


BanjoStory

How was your hobby not Pokemon?


naiee1

SOG


tanooki-suit

Yes but are you a master? Are you the best, the best there ever was?


iamlittleamz

This is my daughter to a T. She is Pokemon obsessed and dreams of becoming a Pokemon Master when she grows up


Cheesy_Matt

He is the true Pokémon master


Shrex05

This is wholesome.


IanFelinne

I'd put Subject: Type Matchups Pet: Delphox (Insert your favorite pokémon here) Food: Malasadas Hobby: Pokémon Battles