By - SqHill
I’ve never heard them called anything else lol
Feeling a bit Winter’s Tomb out tonight?
Fun fact: this mausoleum is an exact duplicate of F.W. Woolworth's in NY: http://www.scoutingny.com/woolworths-insane-egyptian-temple-mausoleum-and-a-few-other-graves/
pope, who designed the woolworth example at least, also did the frick park gatehouses
TIL. Winter's grave does have better-looking Sphynxes; Woolworth's are matronly.
I haven’t heard this one before 😂
The Marboly Glands.
I think the cemetery calls it the Winter Mausoleum. I dunno. There’s a brochure.
Everyone I know calls it the Titty Sphinxes.
I believe that’s spaks outdoor seating area
Big tiddy sphinx. I wish there was something more eloquent to give you here.
My old boss drove me here once and told me about this gravestone. The guy who got these made just copied another statue because he loves titties so much. I believe he was the founder of a steel company back in the day.
The smokin spot
Please please please sell me one of those pins.
[they are available here!](https://squirrelhilldesignandcraft.com/product/allegheny-cemetery-landmark-pin/)
I want a pin! Are you selling these bad boobs?
Those pins are fire. Gimmie one.
Thank you!! [They’re available on my website](https://squirrelhilldesignandcraft.com/product/allegheny-cemetery-landmark-pin/)
How about buying one and supporting OP.
That was what I was implying. But good job looking like an asshole.
That’s my job!
But reread your first comment, seems to be “I don’t wanna pay, just give me one free” type of statement. It sure as hell comes across that way.
No that’s not what I said. I said “those pins are fire. Gimmie one.” Which was a playful way of saying those are awesome, where can I get one”. Everyone else was able to read to social context of that, you are the only person that wasn’t able to.
Ooo social context. Not actual words on a page that conveys zero form of indication, sarcasm, or any other indicator to insinuate something other than what is really being typed.
Don’t forget, when you type text, there’s no conveyance of implication. everyone interprets it differently.
You tried. You failed.
Seems like everyone else was able to read the context which is why I got the upvotes. Maybe you are just not smart enough to read nuanced social context buddy.
I just call it the Egyptian temple in the cemetery.
You don't all have tittysphinxes?
I’ve always been bothered by those tiddies.
What was the reason for making them so not life-like? So no one would show up at the cemetery and jerk off to the statues?
So the "half cat human hybrid" statue doesn't have life like boobs compared to the real "half cat human hybrids"?
Yes! _THANK YOU!_