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IClight69

Tiddysphinx


askmeaboutmysciatica

I’ve never heard them called anything else lol


AGiantHeaving

Feeling a bit Winter’s Tomb out tonight?


Boolean

Fun fact: this mausoleum is an exact duplicate of F.W. Woolworth's in NY: http://www.scoutingny.com/woolworths-insane-egyptian-temple-mausoleum-and-a-few-other-graves/


Watchyousuffer

pope, who designed the woolworth example at least, also did the frick park gatehouses


StyreneAddict1965

TIL. Winter's grave does have better-looking Sphynxes; Woolworth's are matronly.


No_End_6236

Mammory Mausoleum


SqHill

I haven’t heard this one before 😂


FistedTate

The Marboly Glands. ^^Eh....


OllieFromCairo

I think the cemetery calls it the Winter Mausoleum. I dunno. There’s a brochure. Everyone I know calls it the Titty Sphinxes.


8675jenny

I believe that’s spaks outdoor seating area


chefmarksamson

Big tiddy sphinx. I wish there was something more eloquent to give you here.


zakipickle

Titty Sphinx!!!!


Darnell3343

Lol


mrcoolmike

My old boss drove me here once and told me about this gravestone. The guy who got these made just copied another statue because he loves titties so much. I believe he was the founder of a steel company back in the day.


tendercanary

The smokin spot


rachelnotlegaladvice

Titty sphinx. Please please please sell me one of those pins.


SqHill

[they are available here!](https://squirrelhilldesignandcraft.com/product/allegheny-cemetery-landmark-pin/)


AGiantHeaving

I want a pin! Are you selling these bad boobs?


Low-Lingonberry2760

https://squirrelhilldesignandcraft.com/product/allegheny-cemetery-landmark-pin/


MikerDarker

Gozer’s house


DeepSouthGrows

Those pins are fire. Gimmie one.


SqHill

Thank you!! [They’re available on my website](https://squirrelhilldesignandcraft.com/product/allegheny-cemetery-landmark-pin/)


JJGeneral1

How about buying one and supporting OP.


DeepSouthGrows

That was what I was implying. But good job looking like an asshole.


JJGeneral1

That’s my job! But reread your first comment, seems to be “I don’t wanna pay, just give me one free” type of statement. It sure as hell comes across that way.


DeepSouthGrows

No that’s not what I said. I said “those pins are fire. Gimmie one.” Which was a playful way of saying those are awesome, where can I get one”. Everyone else was able to read to social context of that, you are the only person that wasn’t able to.


JJGeneral1

Ooo social context. Not actual words on a page that conveys zero form of indication, sarcasm, or any other indicator to insinuate something other than what is really being typed. Don’t forget, when you type text, there’s no conveyance of implication. everyone interprets it differently. You tried. You failed.


DeepSouthGrows

Seems like everyone else was able to read the context which is why I got the upvotes. Maybe you are just not smart enough to read nuanced social context buddy.


stadulevich

I just call it the Egyptian temple in the cemetery.


yanholo

You don't all have tittysphinxes?


cwfutureboy

I’ve always been bothered by those tiddies. What was the reason for making them so not life-like? So no one would show up at the cemetery and jerk off to the statues?


NotBlaine

So the "half cat human hybrid" statue doesn't have life like boobs compared to the real "half cat human hybrids"?


cwfutureboy

Yes! _THANK YOU!_