By - colormeslowly
I’d like to see an ask Reddit thread about whether any of these missed connections have EVER worked out
In upvoting this I took the total from 69 to 70. Sorry man
Right you have to have all 3 of the following,
1. Have a missed connection written about you
2. Want to actually meet the person yourself and be brave enough to do it.
3. Go to check if there was a missed connection, try to write one yourself, check them often, or know someone who browses them enough to peice it together and let you know.
I wrote one once and the guy actually did write back. We chatted for a little while, but it was clear we weren't actually compatible. It was still crazy that he actually responded though.
Found one abt me once. Wasn’t a stranger however.
I made one directed to an acquaintance who figured it out. We chatted about it but ultimately it never went anywhere.
Just a safety reminder: a motorcycle officer wearing assless chaps may not be an actual officer. Please always check their identification. If you don’t believe they are a real cop please drive to the nearest police station or gay bar, whichever your preference.
Oh my that made me laugh - out loud
They should meet at the Arby’s on McKnight road
No, they should meet at the YMCA
The Arby's Roast Beef House?
The Arby's on McKnight road Arby's
If he fights the ticket they can meet again in court. That’s how we’ll know if it was meant to be!
The missed connection pay said it was a warning.
Even if it was a warning then the cop still had the dude's license in his car. Probably coulda wrote down his name and address.
This is obviously fake : City of Pittsburgh police only issue traffic citations after the fact, if you drive through an orphanage
Ppd doesn't patrol the north hills
Guess I was going off the image and not the text
No cop has ever let me off with a warning for missing a stop sign.
You're probably not boner material
This. A relative of mine once got a $120 ticket for “hesitating” at a stop sign, however you interpret that…
My imagination tells me they stopped late and suddenly, maybe while noticing said cop. I could see a ticket for that with a bullshit name
Well…you just didn’t fit the profile 😉
Sounds like they should meet at the McKnight Road on Arby’s on McKnight Road
I wanna taste your hairrrr
i’ll never fault anyone for shooting their shot
Fair point LOL
But while they're *at work?*
And the fact that this person is a police officer makes the power disparity between these two individuals especially wack.
They are making their shot after work (well at least not on the traffic stop).
As for getting hard, I mostly don't have a say in what makes Dick Tracy suspicious.
You never know
Cops on duty shouldn't be hitting on people. It's coercive.
They didn’t do it on duty, they didn’t even use the personal info like a creeper. This is really the best way to go about it.
A bystander caught a photo of the cop in question https://i.imgur.com/NJx7jRC.jpg
naa, needs more tentpole
This is fake. The cop would have all of his information already.
Cop is asking to connect. Don’t think they’ll just show up to his house?
I simple message on social media about building a personal relationship isn’t illegal that I’m aware of
though a little wierd
Why the fuck do cops think this shit is okay?
What makes you think this is actually a cop and not a troll?
The power tripping part.
What power tripping?
> Fuck cops
That does sound like what he’s going for here, yes.
Happens more than will really know
the same reason they think it’s ok to be a cop
She must have huge nips
Or it could’ve been a guy.
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a dude. No female's nips are going to show through a bra, two shirts, and a kevlar vest.
Not with that attitude they won't.
You guys are taking this dude's joke far too seriously.
He did say "you are a handsome guy" So....
Yep, and homosexuality doesn't exist, so obviously only a woman could have written this ad. /s
Not sure what you're getting at. He said "I was rock hard" and "you were a handsome guy"
This is obviously a gay dude trying to find another dude.
Was more responding to the original comment than yours, just adding on, not contradicting.
This made me laugh so hard haha.
Wouldn’t a real cop just be able to look through the database for his name? Lol
Edit: Downvote because fact?
Sometimes I wonder about this. I remember meeting someone at work years ago and just clicking mentally. Somehow one conference meeting turned into three and time just flew by. I tried to make it obvious I prefer women by picking a Coca-Cola with a woman's name on it and saying it out loud. The timing was way off but I'm sure I was nothing but blush around her.
I love this town