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panzan

I’d like to see an ask Reddit thread about whether any of these missed connections have EVER worked out


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panzan

In upvoting this I took the total from 69 to 70. Sorry man


nice___bot

Nice!


SwissyVictory

Right you have to have all 3 of the following, 1. Have a missed connection written about you 2. Want to actually meet the person yourself and be brave enough to do it. 3. Go to check if there was a missed connection, try to write one yourself, check them often, or know someone who browses them enough to peice it together and let you know.


dalori87

I wrote one once and the guy actually did write back. We chatted for a little while, but it was clear we weren't actually compatible. It was still crazy that he actually responded though.


a_jukebox_hero

Found one abt me once. Wasn’t a stranger however.


hooch

I made one directed to an acquaintance who figured it out. We chatted about it but ultimately it never went anywhere.


pghcrow

Just a safety reminder: a motorcycle officer wearing assless chaps may not be an actual officer. Please always check their identification. If you don’t believe they are a real cop please drive to the nearest police station or gay bar, whichever your preference.


colormeslowly

Oh my that made me laugh - out loud


jamiern05

Same!


callico_

They should meet at the Arby’s on McKnight road


yanholo

No, they should meet at the YMCA


epsilon025

The Arby's Roast Beef House?


The_Wkwied

The Arby's on McKnight road Arby's


1pghdude

Which arby's?


Aezon22

If he fights the ticket they can meet again in court. That’s how we’ll know if it was meant to be!


ordermaster

The missed connection pay said it was a warning.


Jmyles23

Even if it was a warning then the cop still had the dude's license in his car. Probably coulda wrote down his name and address.


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CARLEtheCamry

This is obviously fake : City of Pittsburgh police only issue traffic citations after the fact, if you drive through an orphanage


yanholo

Ppd doesn't patrol the north hills


CARLEtheCamry

Guess I was going off the image and not the text


OuTLi3R28

No cop has ever let me off with a warning for missing a stop sign.


yanholo

You're probably not boner material


sebileis

This. A relative of mine once got a $120 ticket for “hesitating” at a stop sign, however you interpret that…


nokioner

My imagination tells me they stopped late and suddenly, maybe while noticing said cop. I could see a ticket for that with a bullshit name


colormeslowly

Well…you just didn’t fit the profile 😉


ScratchMoore

Sounds like they should meet at the McKnight Road on Arby’s on McKnight Road Yogurt pants.


TheWorzardOfIz

I wanna taste your hairrrr


sandrodi

Wink wink


fansofomar

i’ll never fault anyone for shooting their shot


colormeslowly

Fair point LOL


LockedOutOfElfland

But while they're *at work?* And the fact that this person is a police officer makes the power disparity between these two individuals especially wack.


DarkKnyt

They are making their shot after work (well at least not on the traffic stop). As for getting hard, I mostly don't have a say in what makes Dick Tracy suspicious.


RiggityRow

You never know


heili

Cops on duty shouldn't be hitting on people. It's coercive.


PolyDipsoManiac

They didn’t do it on duty, they didn’t even use the personal info like a creeper. This is really the best way to go about it.


madg0at80

A bystander caught a photo of the cop in question https://i.imgur.com/NJx7jRC.jpg


tp0d

naa, needs more tentpole


Ro2bs

This is fake. The cop would have all of his information already.


colormeslowly

Cop is asking to connect. Don’t think they’ll just show up to his house?


cjb0034

I simple message on social media about building a personal relationship isn’t illegal that I’m aware of though a little wierd


cwfutureboy

Why the fuck do cops think this shit is okay?


asr

What makes you think this is actually a cop and not a troll?


LessThanLoquacious

The power tripping part.


DeleteSystem33

What power tripping?


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The_Year_of_Glad

> Fuck cops That does sound like what he’s going for here, yes.


colormeslowly

Happens more than will really know


taquinask

the same reason they think it’s ok to be a cop


YinzerTruth

She must have huge nips


colormeslowly

Or it could’ve been a guy.


WhenRobLoweRobsLowes

Yeah, I'm thinking it's a dude. No female's nips are going to show through a bra, two shirts, and a kevlar vest.


shapeofjunktocome

Not with that attitude they won't.


bong-water

You guys are taking this dude's joke far too seriously.


1h8fulkat

He did say "you are a handsome guy" So....


sjmdrum

Yep, and homosexuality doesn't exist, so obviously only a woman could have written this ad. /s


1h8fulkat

Not sure what you're getting at. He said "I was rock hard" and "you were a handsome guy" This is obviously a gay dude trying to find another dude.


sjmdrum

Was more responding to the original comment than yours, just adding on, not contradicting.


PileofMail

This made me laugh so hard haha.


cjb0034

Wouldn’t a real cop just be able to look through the database for his name? Lol Edit: Downvote because fact?


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yanholo

The five-hoe


undersinewaves

Sometimes I wonder about this. I remember meeting someone at work years ago and just clicking mentally. Somehow one conference meeting turned into three and time just flew by. I tried to make it obvious I prefer women by picking a Coca-Cola with a woman's name on it and saying it out loud. The timing was way off but I'm sure I was nothing but blush around her.


Embarrassed_Couple_6

I love this town