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Why so many toilet paper rolls?


JZ_the_ICON

![gif](giphy|hlbHnMiMaIUP6|downsized)


Porter_Dog

Fucking classic!


JSONJSONJSON

It's like I'm wiping with a marker.


squadric23

without "with"


ecafsub

It’s like wiping crayon out of a shag carpet.


Bitter-Gamer

[because of this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/vhmlgn/oc_after_4_years_i_finally_made_a_crop_top_that/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


AtTheLeftThere

No more drip drying


Uncle_Low_Angle

you ever eat at white castle?


itsdestinfool

Wait I dont get the joke. Lmao


comin_up_shawt

White Castle food has a rep for being nothing but grease, and well...a diet high in grease gives you the runs LOL


itsdestinfool

check out the comments in my last post. I didn't think through how many people might not get the joke lmao.


SnickersneeTimbers

I got the joke! I feel special!


Phadryn

Lol at first I was like... that seems like an unnecessarily high amount of TP, but now I understand. And it's hilarious.


IAmBadAtInternet

Lmao I was the one who pointed out the TP, you fixed it this time


Nimyron

You gotta pump those numbers, those are rookie numbers


iammonkeyorsomething

She be poopin


iamatribesman

it's leftover from the covid stockpile from 2 years ago.


BulljiveBots

This woman shits.


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essexandyy

This is why I came to the comments


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I was going to ask the same thing lol.


maxip89

I had the same question.


itsdestinfool

Explained below!


brewtonone

Future pandamic?


VesnaYpovni

For a lot of poop.


AReallyAsianName

Quick reload


itsdestinfool

For context: I made a post yesterday similar with a different top but everyone was more worried about the lack of toilet paper. I am sure you can find it in my history!


Boobsiclese

That's hilarious... good job rectifying the situation!


MoebiusX7

Or, since it's TP, rectalfying the situation.


gecko090

Bravo sir.


Boobsiclese

Agreed.


Dabjulmaros

Why are there towels on the quad toilet paper holder?


Porter_Dog

Hahaha! Well done! 😂


itsdestinfool

Thank ya friend


Awesam

It’s a good thing you got so much tp, cuz girl, you’re da shit!


admlshake

Lol, I think it was more we were all trying not to come off as super pervy in your awesome top...


dankdooker

I saw your post yesterday. I thought you did a great job. Today you did anutha great job! Those shorts are badass by the way. Womb Raider class!


Klink8

Lol pretty funny. Nice one


Bwadark

*checks history*... Nsfw warning.... Well you invited me.


ShameNap

Upvoting for the follow up to your TP situation. And yeah, nice crochet work.


itsdestinfool

I’m glad someone got the joke and again thank you 💕


Just-urgh-name

The toilet roll game is very strong there!! Still missing the illusive middle “holder” bit though!!


itsdestinfool

I KNOWWWW. I promise I’ll buy a new one!


Just-urgh-name

I eagerly await this event! Although this is Reddit and I’m sure it’ll get lost in the ethers of the database ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Rikiar

Dutch angle game strong... I hate Dutch angles.


CaulkADewDillDue

There’s only two things I can’t stand in this world: ![gif](giphy|ZU72O6pZO9mWA)


Sniperrot

Damn you shit alot dont ya, Yeah i know. There wasnt any last time. I like the tops you made.


itsdestinfool

Glad you got the joke 😂


Caboosire

Damn you shit a lot There was not any last time I like tops you make. 5-7-5


sindud

![gif](giphy|UUz4zOjWjd07RQ4UvY)


dirtycaver

I’m torn…on if this needs an upvote for meta or a downvote for existential dread.


added_chaos

Camel toe game strong


itsdestinfool

I cant unsee it now. Bastard.


added_chaos

![gif](giphy|3o7TKnO6Wve6502iJ2)


LordChaos404

Winner


kclongest

that gap tho


Gojisoji

Lmao finally I read this comment. See some toe too.


magnitudearhole

Um I think it’s just the shape of her short shorts


the_first_brovenger

Definitely some gap game, but that's the gap pose. This picture was posted for max summer thirst, nothing was left to chance.


OnTheList-YouTube

L


drewtheblueduck

Mannnn you could do a lotta poops with all that TP. Well done


--2loves--

can we see the ink?


itsdestinfool

I’m sorry the link to what? I’ll post it!


Little4inwilly

Never going to run out of TP in that bathroom!


Lekparkus

That is awesome! I used to have a small table with a stack of TP like a tower. It made me feel like a king seeing all that paper!


itsdestinfool

I’m so glad I’m not the only one


0ranje

The real question is, are you an over or under person, and why is there only one correct way?


itsdestinfool

under for sure. nothing else makes sense.


0ranje

You pass. Good luck on your journey. Edit: wait I read that wrong. Burn the witch.


jhair4me

This is a well executed response to people's concerns from the previous post. Lolcats, lolcats for sure. You even got a towel! Why do you not have a crochet towel?


yikesmeyikes

OP definitely likes the attention she is getting from all the thirsters on reddit


itsdestinfool

If you mean the sexual dms you would be wrong. They are ignored. However seeing people like my work does feel nice. Everyone likes attention at some point don’t they? Don’t worry. This is my last post here for a while.


kahmeal

People suck. Your top is cool, your subtle joke was funny and your personality seems healthy -- cheers to you.


Tellyourmomisaidthx

Sadly the internet is not short on its supply of sexually frustrated men flooding the inboxes of cute girls But I just saw you laugh off a camel toe joke so you'll be fine dealing with the rest of the turds. Side Note* Although robots can make remarkable stitchery and needle point, AI run robotics still cannot master the art of crochet. So you deserve all the attention for your skills!


YourNewJesus

Keep posting! I never would have thought previously that crocheting would be something I could take an interest in :)


itsdestinfool

I just don't want to annoy anyone or come off as attention seeking. I was genuinely excited to share the first post. Yall practically made me orchestrate this post lmao. Maybe I will post more on my personal page and here if it is really good.


Nighters

Who has big ass mirror on toilet? When you push, do you look at yourself?:D


AFriendlyCrow

Do you think she put it there, or that it came that way when the house was designed? Usually mirrors are over the sink, and she seems to be at a counter... hmmmm..


itsdestinfool

No counter, it is weird. I do avoid eye contact while pooping. I did not put it there.


AFriendlyCrow

I didn't think you put it there either. I just was kind of calling out the previous guy's tone.


Drulock

At least you can put on makeup and do your hair while pooping. It cuts down on getting ready in the mornings.


Sam-Gunn

Probably a small bathroom and the sink is right there. My parents house has the first floor bathroom like that. You can save time by pooping while doing your daily affirmation. "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggonit... hhrrrggg... people like me!"


Old-Passenger-9065

Nice top! My mother is a wizard at crocheting, I tried to get into it but didn't have the patience. It's definitely a great skill to have. Love all the stuff she's made us over the years. It's her stress release.


itsdestinfool

It’s crazy how many things you can make with crochet. I still have my great grandmas blanket. I dont mess with blankets. I’m happy you have good memories of your mother!


Old-Passenger-9065

We have a giant throw she made about 20 years ago. Gets used daily and still looks like it was just made. I have an amazing wool sweater she made about ten years ago. It's a little snug now but so comfy and soft!!! She made my kids hoodies a few years ago and they wore them until they were belly shirts.


itsdestinfool

I wish I had the patience to make blankets. I only have these. I cant do row by row. [for my daughters](https://imgur.com/a/2YNu355)


KookyRule9746

You should crochet a TP holder! Lol. Seriously great too yesterday and today.


itsdestinfool

DANG IT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOLDEN


mikedarnell

So many questions


Wongie_Dangle

Can I have my dream catcher back when you are done?


Next-Government-5120

What the fuck is this shitty camera angle


itsdestinfool

It’s to emphasize the amount of toilet paper 😂


Apocrisiary

Cameltoe strong


mamadof210

There's no way she actually did it 😭


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mamadof210

She posted this as a reply to these types of comments on her last post: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/vhmlgn/oc_after_4_years_i_finally_made_a_crop_top_that/id8bxc3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 That's why i commented that


mamadof210

Please tell me you're being sarcastic


CHANROBI

Karma farming


itsdestinfool

Kind of a weird take. I posted a happy post, it got a lot of controversy over the lack of TP. This post is a joke. Explain again how this is karma farming?


[deleted]

People who care about karma as much as they think other people do are the only ones making these comments.


DarthNemecyst

You look amazing and seems like you are very talented. Keep it up and ignore the haters.


Kerouwhack

Only fans?


itsdestinfool

Nah


Subculture1000

In fairness, this is like an April 2020-esque OnlyFans pic. Gratuitous toilet paper rolls everywhere!


Chris20nyy

Possibly central air.


xXSalXx

✨👏✨👏✨


NXGZ

Mermaid girl


itsdestinfool

I do have an Ariel tattoo so you’re on to something!


Litdown

I can show you the woooorr- wait shit.


NorrinXD

I think that's a ~~superior~~ different soundtrack.


smokebringer

Toilet paper


carldgarcia

Face,, not so strong?


itsdestinfool

Not really 😭


magnitudearhole

This is so wholesome


itsdestinfool

I’m glad it didn’t tank. I was looking forward to this all night. Thank you.


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itsdestinfool

You’re not wrong. I am attention starved but truly this was a win for me and this post was a joke. I dont take offense.


LeWendigo

Jealousy gang: Strongest


Boobsiclese

Great job on the TP and the crochet. The wonky standing position seems unnecessary and uncomfortable though. I wish girls didn't feel like it was necessary to put their bodies out of whack to look "good".


itsdestinfool

I totally agree, though this time I did that to truly capture the TP. I’m not really one for selfies either (confidence thing) so I dont do this often.


O_Geeky_One

My great aunt had crocheted toilet paper roll covers. Now i thought of her and miss her.😮‍💨


sjoep21

Nice crochet, nice toiletpaper, nice tatt


itsdestinfool

Thanks!


scary__canary

yall are going to end up with serious back problems if you keep posing like this


itsdestinfool

It’s mostly to get the view of all that toilet paper but I see what you’re saying! Noted!


_TheVVolf_

And a hand towel. Well played. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


itsdestinfool

Glad you noticed 😂


T2000BD

Ahhh much better, a bit over kill tho


itsdestinfool

No such thing as over kill when 300 people told me I needed TP, to be fair.


T2000BD

You call Reddit users people? Don’t listen to that white noise Btw beautiful stitch work!


ToothpickInCockhole

Damn you got enough TP for two toilet sesh’s


marriam

Love those towels. Want.


itsdestinfool

Pioneer woman! I’m obsessed with her. My whole house is her.


IchibanNasu

Should have crocheted rolls of toilet paper….


trowrway12

Another one? Nice!


BMack037

I like your sense of humor OP, that’s pretty funny after the other post.


ShattersHd

Toilet paper game... Strong


Duke_Baron

I saw the last post and the comment about tp and laughed my ass off. Glad I saw this one also, I love the overreaction. Never wanna be on the shitter without your paper


itsdestinfool

I have been looking forward to this post all night. Hoping it didn’t flop because with no context it’s probably weird as hell lmfao.


Duke_Baron

While I think the joke is not going to be nearly as funny without context, it's still funny to have something crazy in the picture to make me question wtf is going on.


bouchandre

Cool now make a Batman outfit


itsdestinfool

Challenge accepted


HotsauceTX

More pics! Keep 'em coming!


itsdestinfool

I dont want to seem attention seeking or sales seeking 😭


dbergkamp10

That’s a lot of TP. Should we be worried?


itsdestinfool

Find my context 😂 it’s in here somewhere. Check my post history too.


SuperMorto7

WOW SHE GOT THE ROLLS!!!!!!!!! This image makes me happy. And btw, your tops are very cute!


Zlodeyone

look like you have three boobs


Tman11S

Good. Always have enough toilet paper at hand, or you'd have to use your nice crochet top insetad...


snoopspants

Needs more toilet paper


itsdestinfool

Wish I had more tbh


phargle

Nailed it corndog


PsychologicalCause45

Shit I know I would.


itsdestinfool

You woulddddddd…?


mikeD707

Ah, the 1970s have returned. Again


childee

Camel Toes too? 😉


Vorc70

Who wants to run out of TP?


vatoslocoswey

Lmao this was great


MissMandaRegrets

I had a lot of crochet tops and a bikini back in the day and loved them. I didn't make them, but loved wearing them. The bikini was definitely store bought because of the lining. Your stuff is great and I hope that when you're done with it, you save it. In 20yrs it'll bring back wonderful memories and smiles. So, keep rocking the crochet because you're doing it beautifully! P.S. I noticed the tp right away and thought "HA! Good for her!".


itsdestinfool

If you ever need a new one I’m your girl! Feel free to message me!


mistercrinders

Dude you've got talent!


Drulock

It’s impressive crocheting, I wouldn’t have the patience to put that work in.


Nick_Damane

Do you also crochet toilet paper?


clover_1414

I was thinking that you should have just claimed you used a bidet. I also love the crochet work and look. It’s very summer…wear it to an outdoor concert.


Bitter-Gamer

I legit laughed at this. I remember seeing your first post and the first thing I noticed was the holder missing the bar and no tp. You have outdone yourself with the tp stock. And the top is cute too.


DundasKev

I need TP for my bunghole!


itsdestinfool

I am bungholio ![gif](giphy|CGGgDw0urVRoQ)


sckurvee

You obviously don't have a puppy.


picomtg

Jesus Christ.


Tellyourmomisaidthx

That looks like an cat priestess with a ceremonial danglie three eyed mask..... I need a nap, and to go buy some more toilet paper


eyecomeanon

At this point you're just trying to murder your inbox with dinkers.


LifeDraining

Lol. Props. You showed us up. And good job on the outfit too.


itsdestinfool

I was looking forward to this all night! 😂


itsdestinfool

And thank you!


cowjuicer074

I see that you have a Taco Bell close to your place


AcetonePeroxideH2O2

Lol this same chick with round two of *give me attention*. I bet she gets a bunch of DMs from soft handed virgins and tallies them up for her self worth.


huh_phd

**she croslays**


Primary-auxiliary

Hahah Nice


LordChaos404

I thought the hoarding TP stage was over 🤣 You look great btw


ThemCanada-gooses

Reddit sure is not a fan of this. Who downvotes a joke.


1BigNephilim

Dayum gurl! I'm something of a tp collector myself.


havik09

Be careful, I had a friend make her own and her nipples would always pop through. Maybe sew in a padding.


watchyirc

u got onlyfans?


kintar1900

Ah, the classic problem : Gorgeous, but mentally unstable. All of those TP rolls MUST imply some kind of weird mummy fetish, right? XD That's great crochet work!


Hirokage

TP worth 8 current dollars, or 2,470.00 Covid dollars.


woodchippp

🤣😂🤣😂 awesome


ValkriM8B

Thank god! We were all so worried! (all of us ax-murderers)


gladeye

Must be some sloppy shitters in that lab.


Salt_Restaurant_7820

Also terrible tattoo placement strong!


InnateBeast

DAT GAP


Helpful_Ad4288

I want a crochet sweater🥺with a weed leaf on it


Arkhangelzk

Haha this is hilarious, nice follow up


RocketFucker69

Is it... is it on the mirror or her face...