Why so many toilet paper rolls?


Fucking classic!

It's like I'm wiping with a marker.

without "with"

It’s like wiping crayon out of a shag carpet.

[because of this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/vhmlgn/oc_after_4_years_i_finally_made_a_crop_top_that/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

No more drip drying

you ever eat at white castle?

Wait I dont get the joke. Lmao

White Castle food has a rep for being nothing but grease, and well...a diet high in grease gives you the runs LOL

check out the comments in my last post. I didn't think through how many people might not get the joke lmao.

I got the joke! I feel special!

Lol at first I was like... that seems like an unnecessarily high amount of TP, but now I understand. And it's hilarious.

Lmao I was the one who pointed out the TP, you fixed it this time

You gotta pump those numbers, those are rookie numbers

She be poopin

it's leftover from the covid stockpile from 2 years ago.

This woman shits.

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This is why I came to the comments

I was going to ask the same thing lol.

I had the same question.

Explained below!

Future pandamic?

For a lot of poop.

Quick reload

For context: I made a post yesterday similar with a different top but everyone was more worried about the lack of toilet paper. I am sure you can find it in my history!

That's hilarious... good job rectifying the situation!

Or, since it's TP, rectalfying the situation.

Bravo sir.

Agreed.

Why are there towels on the quad toilet paper holder?

Hahaha! Well done! 😂

Thank ya friend

It’s a good thing you got so much tp, cuz girl, you’re da shit!

Lol, I think it was more we were all trying not to come off as super pervy in your awesome top...

I saw your post yesterday. I thought you did a great job. Today you did anutha great job! Those shorts are badass by the way. Womb Raider class!

Lol pretty funny. Nice one

*checks history*... Nsfw warning.... Well you invited me.

Upvoting for the follow up to your TP situation. And yeah, nice crochet work.

I’m glad someone got the joke and again thank you 💕

The toilet roll game is very strong there!! Still missing the illusive middle “holder” bit though!!

I KNOWWWW. I promise I’ll buy a new one!

I eagerly await this event! Although this is Reddit and I’m sure it’ll get lost in the ethers of the database 

Dutch angle game strong... I hate Dutch angles.

There’s only two things I can’t stand in this world: 

Damn you shit alot dont ya, Yeah i know. There wasnt any last time. I like the tops you made.

Glad you got the joke 😂

Damn you shit a lot There was not any last time I like tops you make. 5-7-5


I’m torn…on if this needs an upvote for meta or a downvote for existential dread.

Camel toe game strong

I cant unsee it now. Bastard.


Winner

that gap tho

Lmao finally I read this comment. See some toe too.

Um I think it’s just the shape of her short shorts

Definitely some gap game, but that's the gap pose. This picture was posted for max summer thirst, nothing was left to chance.

L

Mannnn you could do a lotta poops with all that TP. Well done

can we see the ink?

I’m sorry the link to what? I’ll post it!

Never going to run out of TP in that bathroom!

That is awesome! I used to have a small table with a stack of TP like a tower. It made me feel like a king seeing all that paper!

I’m so glad I’m not the only one

The real question is, are you an over or under person, and why is there only one correct way?

under for sure. nothing else makes sense.

You pass. Good luck on your journey. Edit: wait I read that wrong. Burn the witch.

This is a well executed response to people's concerns from the previous post. Lolcats, lolcats for sure. You even got a towel! Why do you not have a crochet towel?

OP definitely likes the attention she is getting from all the thirsters on reddit

If you mean the sexual dms you would be wrong. They are ignored. However seeing people like my work does feel nice. Everyone likes attention at some point don’t they? Don’t worry. This is my last post here for a while.

People suck. Your top is cool, your subtle joke was funny and your personality seems healthy -- cheers to you.

Sadly the internet is not short on its supply of sexually frustrated men flooding the inboxes of cute girls But I just saw you laugh off a camel toe joke so you'll be fine dealing with the rest of the turds. Side Note* Although robots can make remarkable stitchery and needle point, AI run robotics still cannot master the art of crochet. So you deserve all the attention for your skills!

Keep posting! I never would have thought previously that crocheting would be something I could take an interest in :)

I just don't want to annoy anyone or come off as attention seeking. I was genuinely excited to share the first post. Yall practically made me orchestrate this post lmao. Maybe I will post more on my personal page and here if it is really good.

Who has big ass mirror on toilet? When you push, do you look at yourself?:D

Do you think she put it there, or that it came that way when the house was designed? Usually mirrors are over the sink, and she seems to be at a counter... hmmmm..

No counter, it is weird. I do avoid eye contact while pooping. I did not put it there.

I didn't think you put it there either. I just was kind of calling out the previous guy's tone.

At least you can put on makeup and do your hair while pooping. It cuts down on getting ready in the mornings.

Probably a small bathroom and the sink is right there. My parents house has the first floor bathroom like that. You can save time by pooping while doing your daily affirmation. "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggonit... hhrrrggg... people like me!"

Nice top! My mother is a wizard at crocheting, I tried to get into it but didn't have the patience. It's definitely a great skill to have. Love all the stuff she's made us over the years. It's her stress release.

It’s crazy how many things you can make with crochet. I still have my great grandmas blanket. I dont mess with blankets. I’m happy you have good memories of your mother!

We have a giant throw she made about 20 years ago. Gets used daily and still looks like it was just made. I have an amazing wool sweater she made about ten years ago. It's a little snug now but so comfy and soft!!! She made my kids hoodies a few years ago and they wore them until they were belly shirts.

I wish I had the patience to make blankets. I only have these. I cant do row by row. [for my daughters](https://imgur.com/a/2YNu355)

You should crochet a TP holder! Lol. Seriously great too yesterday and today.

DANG IT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOLDEN

So many questions

Can I have my dream catcher back when you are done?

What the fuck is this shitty camera angle

It’s to emphasize the amount of toilet paper 😂

Cameltoe strong

There's no way she actually did it 😭

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She posted this as a reply to these types of comments on her last post: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/vhmlgn/oc_after_4_years_i_finally_made_a_crop_top_that/id8bxc3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 That's why i commented that

Please tell me you're being sarcastic

Karma farming

Kind of a weird take. I posted a happy post, it got a lot of controversy over the lack of TP. This post is a joke. Explain again how this is karma farming?

People who care about karma as much as they think other people do are the only ones making these comments.

You look amazing and seems like you are very talented. Keep it up and ignore the haters.

Only fans?

Nah

In fairness, this is like an April 2020-esque OnlyFans pic. Gratuitous toilet paper rolls everywhere!

Possibly central air.

✨👏✨👏✨

Mermaid girl

I do have an Ariel tattoo so you’re on to something!

I can show you the woooorr- wait shit.

I think that's a ~~superior~~ different soundtrack.

Toilet paper

Face,, not so strong?

Not really 😭

This is so wholesome

I’m glad it didn’t tank. I was looking forward to this all night. Thank you.

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You’re not wrong. I am attention starved but truly this was a win for me and this post was a joke. I dont take offense.

Jealousy gang: Strongest

Great job on the TP and the crochet. The wonky standing position seems unnecessary and uncomfortable though. I wish girls didn't feel like it was necessary to put their bodies out of whack to look "good".

I totally agree, though this time I did that to truly capture the TP. I’m not really one for selfies either (confidence thing) so I dont do this often.

My great aunt had crocheted toilet paper roll covers. Now i thought of her and miss her.😮‍💨

Nice crochet, nice toiletpaper, nice tatt

Thanks!

yall are going to end up with serious back problems if you keep posing like this

It’s mostly to get the view of all that toilet paper but I see what you’re saying! Noted!

And a hand towel. Well played. 

Glad you noticed 😂

Ahhh much better, a bit over kill tho

No such thing as over kill when 300 people told me I needed TP, to be fair.

You call Reddit users people? Don’t listen to that white noise Btw beautiful stitch work!

Damn you got enough TP for two toilet sesh’s

Love those towels. Want.

Pioneer woman! I’m obsessed with her. My whole house is her.

Should have crocheted rolls of toilet paper….

Another one? Nice!

I like your sense of humor OP, that’s pretty funny after the other post.

Toilet paper game... Strong

I saw the last post and the comment about tp and laughed my ass off. Glad I saw this one also, I love the overreaction. Never wanna be on the shitter without your paper

I have been looking forward to this post all night. Hoping it didn’t flop because with no context it’s probably weird as hell lmfao.

While I think the joke is not going to be nearly as funny without context, it's still funny to have something crazy in the picture to make me question wtf is going on.

Cool now make a Batman outfit

Challenge accepted

More pics! Keep 'em coming!

I dont want to seem attention seeking or sales seeking 😭

That’s a lot of TP. Should we be worried?

Find my context 😂 it’s in here somewhere. Check my post history too.

WOW SHE GOT THE ROLLS!!!!!!!!! This image makes me happy. And btw, your tops are very cute!

look like you have three boobs

Good. Always have enough toilet paper at hand, or you'd have to use your nice crochet top insetad...

Needs more toilet paper

Wish I had more tbh

Nailed it corndog

Shit I know I would.

You woulddddddd…?

Ah, the 1970s have returned. Again

Camel Toes too? 😉

Who wants to run out of TP?

Lmao this was great

I had a lot of crochet tops and a bikini back in the day and loved them. I didn't make them, but loved wearing them. The bikini was definitely store bought because of the lining. Your stuff is great and I hope that when you're done with it, you save it. In 20yrs it'll bring back wonderful memories and smiles. So, keep rocking the crochet because you're doing it beautifully! P.S. I noticed the tp right away and thought "HA! Good for her!".

If you ever need a new one I’m your girl! Feel free to message me!

Dude you've got talent!

It’s impressive crocheting, I wouldn’t have the patience to put that work in.

Do you also crochet toilet paper?

I was thinking that you should have just claimed you used a bidet. I also love the crochet work and look. It’s very summer…wear it to an outdoor concert.

I legit laughed at this. I remember seeing your first post and the first thing I noticed was the holder missing the bar and no tp. You have outdone yourself with the tp stock. And the top is cute too.

I need TP for my bunghole!

I am bungholio 

You obviously don't have a puppy.

Jesus Christ.

That looks like an cat priestess with a ceremonial danglie three eyed mask..... I need a nap, and to go buy some more toilet paper

At this point you're just trying to murder your inbox with dinkers.

Lol. Props. You showed us up. And good job on the outfit too.

I was looking forward to this all night! 😂

And thank you!

I see that you have a Taco Bell close to your place

Lol this same chick with round two of *give me attention*. I bet she gets a bunch of DMs from soft handed virgins and tallies them up for her self worth.

**she croslays**

Hahah Nice

I thought the hoarding TP stage was over 🤣 You look great btw

Reddit sure is not a fan of this. Who downvotes a joke.

Dayum gurl! I'm something of a tp collector myself.

Be careful, I had a friend make her own and her nipples would always pop through. Maybe sew in a padding.

u got onlyfans?

Ah, the classic problem : Gorgeous, but mentally unstable. All of those TP rolls MUST imply some kind of weird mummy fetish, right? XD That's great crochet work!

TP worth 8 current dollars, or 2,470.00 Covid dollars.

🤣😂🤣😂 awesome

Thank god! We were all so worried! (all of us ax-murderers)

Must be some sloppy shitters in that lab.

Also terrible tattoo placement strong!

DAT GAP

I want a crochet sweater🥺with a weed leaf on it

Haha this is hilarious, nice follow up

Is it... is it on the mirror or her face...