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huh_phd

This girl ~~knits~~ #croslays


itsdestinfool

You are a good man


itsdestinfool

C. R. O. C. H. E. T. S. But yes I do.


huh_phd

Fixed it. Nice job on the top!


cakekyo

As an itty bitty committee representative I approve this.


itbittitcommit

you called?


Potatoescharm

r/usernamechecksout


cakekyo

I already work for them, no need to call 🤣


pariahdiocese

It's already been approved!!


Guzzler829

r/beetlejuicing


AwsumO2000

My man brain enjoys bitties no matter their semicircle volume


cakekyo

Lovely to know. Both my exes did too. As far as I know, men look at the complete package, not just boobs …. If they just look for one trait they are kids, not men.


TurrPhennirPhan

Speaking as a man, it's true. Back when we were dating, my now-wife once made an off-hand comment about how I could never go back to girls with small boobs (she's very well-endowed in that department) if anything ever happened between us. I shrugged and said, "Not really". Definitely threw her through a loop that it wasn't such a big deal. They're boobs, I like em, but it's generally the person they're attached to that really matters.


Spottyhickory63

Physical appearance gets people in the door Inner beauty (Cliche, i know, but i can’t think of anything better) is what seals the deal


billyraygyros

True! Same with women. Females who judge based solely on abs or d*** size are immature.


McKavian

I was reading too fast and read it as: "Females based solely on abs..." then saw the divk part and re-read it. There are some women out there with great abs. Seulgi from Red Velvet, Mina from Twice are two examples of women with impressive abs who are feminine, sexy and beautiful.


swandito

You need toilet paper, girl


earlequit

I was wondering how long it would take.


Cerlyn

I originally downvoted this because I thought you meant she needed to stuff her top 1950s style. Then I looked at the background And to OP, as fellow Itty bitty committee member, great work!


SMFCAU

Plot twist: They did indeed mean the former!


Newname83

Maybe that's why she's out of tp


Dry-Honeydew2371

Hand towels too. ... I imagine the tp was the first one used up... :/


itsdestinfool

Ask and you shall recieve, stay tuned friend.


clancemj

Had to finish the top so she had something to wear to the store


checkontharep

Lol came here to write this. Nice work


eleanor_dashwood

I don’t see anything NSFW here. Even the toilet brush looks clean. Gorgeous top, it’s perfect for you.


francisdavey

You can see her shoulders and even parts of her legs above the knees!


admlshake

My imagination is filling in alllllll the important parts. Like some TP in that empty holder.


jayferd024

Old timey music stops


fuckpedes

Record scratch


pogkob

Self playing saloon piano stops


DEADLY_JOHN

This is by far the best one


tossaroo

*Player piano stops playing*


0ranje

No no, it's being played by a mustachio'd man with a nice bowler who stops playing and does a slow turn while unplugging his stogie from his mouth.


Djackdau

Surly Joe the gambler, he will gamble nevermore...


fieldy409

His days of stud and hold them, they are done


DEADLY_JOHN

No, he won’t, and don’t call me surely.


PM_ME_LADY_SHOULDERS

Shoulders are NSFW to some of us...


Uriel-238

Not safe to wear to work (or schools in California -- ) but safe to see in a pic at a typical workplace.


ValiusGrimm

Holy shit, the nudity is everywhere!


SnooSongs337

Mormon Tabernacle Choir music stops


manhatim

Girl was arrested for indecent exposure and wearing a whole lot more than this in Tennessee


Captain_Davidius

That only counts at r/latterdaysaints


varisophy

***Intense Mormon guilt amplifies***


IAmBadAtInternet

There’s no toilet paper, that’s NSFW


ssurfer321

There's three seashells obscured from view


itsdestinfool

Yeah I didnt do it but I’m not sure how it works so maybe someone did. But thank you!


WintersTablet

Vorin safehand ungloved? (Nerd joke about a book series) I wish I was half as talented as OP.


maestroenglish

Not safe for women (to wear to wear in Saudi Arabia)


eagle6705

It's the elbows and depending on some religion....we can see her hair lol


amosmydad

No toilet paper


STANAGs

What passes for NSFW in the US concerns me sometimes. *girl in swimsuit* boss: “are you COOMING to that?!?!”


TallDarkCancer1

![gif](giphy|BfKqIfdLqzYvC) Inbox lookin' like this now.....


itsdestinfool

Yup


letmetakeaguess

I thought we were in /r/knitting and was surprised. I see we are in /r/pics and it makes total sense.


wartornhero

Me too.. I was confused for a second there.


Fuggaak

F


Jodaa_G0D

I mean you knew what would happen when you posted


PappaDukes

![gif](giphy|thZAUGw8bGkOQ)


lochlainn

That moment you realized that last hotdog was a finger... you never forget that clarity.


PappaDukes

I tried to find the gif that was cropped enough to omit the finger. But yeah, definitely cannot unsee!


recruitradical

That’s nasty


itsdestinfool

In case y’all wanted to see more[My work over the years.](https://imgur.com/gallery/JJHHxKd)


w1987g

There was some slight confusion at first at... inconsistencies when I started scrolling


ItsCalledDayTwa

"that's a completely different committee!"


OptionalFTW

ya the second pic down I got real confused. ![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


colb_E

Yeah I don’t know what I just clicked on


ambeckman09

Those are her creations and some satisfied customers who shared photos of their purchases.


LindaLouwho22

Wow! I love your work! Colors and designs are fantastic!


DropDeadPlease88

Fellow crocheter here! Very awesome work!!!


francisdavey

Yes. I learned crochet as a boy and always felt it was the most natural and satisfying way to work wool. Later I taught myself to knit because you can make a different kind of garment with it. Knitting is fun and interesting, but crochet is so much more elegant. Mind you, I once made my mum a mug cozy using both methods (a cylinder knitted and the base crocheted), so hybrid can work.


DropDeadPlease88

Heyyyyy!!! I knit as well! Learnt to knit and crochet as a kid, 30 plus years later and im still obsessed with it! Haha i actually successfully knitted my first jumper last year! One of my favourite pieces to wear ❤️


VrtcllyChllngd

These are incredible!


itsdestinfool

Thank you!!


LilMerm8

Wow! If I had a pinky of your talent, I’d be set! How did you learn? Favorite hook and yarn? Total newbie to crochet


itsdestinfool

Okay so go buy yourself about 5 different colors of the brand I Love This Yarn. Super Savor sucks ass. Fight me. Get on Amazon or go to Micheal’s and get a 5mm clover amour hook. Do it. Don’t look at the cheaper ones. Fuck erogonomic handles or whatever. Clover. Amour. The yarn is at hobby lobby. You need some needles to sew in your ends. And some stitch markers. Now you [start cranking these suckers out](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsgMhe501tvNOjWmUvHW8v5HfPQs95dL3). All 365, no particular order. Just do them. You’ll mess up. That’s okay. I did every single one, most twice by now. I was ready to sell professionally the DAY I finished that album. And then there’s me. So add me and I’ll be your resource!


LilMerm8

You’re the best! Thank you!!


onexbigxhebrew

Honbby Lobby isn't getting a dime of my money. Luckily I have enough chest hair to never need a crochet top lmao!


ZuzuAmor

Omg I love the blue and white one, cute design !


itsdestinfool

Thank you!!


maz-o

it sure fits nicely. your pants is broken though.


LadnavIV

She’s practicing to make some patches.


Slack76r

Might as just crochet a new pair of pants


bigbysemotivefinger

It looks super cute! All those ... spaces? Deliberate holes? I'm used to seeing stuff like that done in crochet but that's damn fancy in knit. The shaping is impressive, too, for the cups; I feel like that's the kind of thing that even reading the instructions for would make me feel like an idiot.


itsdestinfool

With the upmost respect and as gently as possible, I have to tell you this is crochet not knit. 💕 Patterns are confusing until you learn them. Even still, I got one the other day and tossed it. Nope. Fuck that noise.


bigbysemotivefinger

Y'know, I had a sneaking suspicion...


Just-urgh-name

Sorry but where is the middle bit that holds the toilet roll on the separately mounted toilet roll holding arms?? Also, lovely work for the crop top but….let’s sort this toilet roll issue out


itsdestinfool

See…well… my kids are dicks. It’s broken.


turnedondigital

You can either have nice things or kids.


Just-urgh-name

Bastards!


MCDexX

Looks great, but that texture rubbing on nipples would make me insane within an hour.


mywordstickle

Why is this NSFW? DID THE QUAKERS TAKE OVER?!


Froggy1789

I think you mean Amish. The Quakers are a very modern religion that are not very restrictive of women’s bodies.


lelaena

How could the Amish censor something online tho ... Also to any Amish reading this: how.


Marlinliam

So what exactly took you 4 years?


itsdestinfool

Mastering the cup for the boob, and the fact that I have literally none makes almost all of them look saggy and unsightly. My niche is crop tops. I have made dozen and dozens. But never one that fit me right.


eldruDtheWhiteWizard

You could crop the top of the crop top and really make your boobs pop


itsdestinfool

I’m trying to imagine this but I’m feeling a tad Rick rolled. Is this an honest suggestion?


eldruDtheWhiteWizard

Haha it was a joke. To crop the top of the crop top would mean remove the part that covers your boobs. Was mainly just joking about how if you can't master the cup might as well just forget em all together. It's an awesome shirt the way it is though don't mind me haha


itsdestinfool

Well then I think you might get a kick out of the [Peek-a-boob](https://images4-g.ravelrycache.com/uploads/Kelrose99/819569627/F7747889-424B-4385-9367-4E1FBED0DBF2_small2.jpeg) There are literally so so many cool tops! My all time favorite is this one. [BooBee](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


michaelraffeallo

Lol got me


WeirdMusic

The second one is PURE GOLD!!


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CowBoyBartJeppesen

small is nice


TetterkeT

Moley! Moley! Moley! Moley!


itsdestinfool

GTFO Austin


Human_Robot

No but seriously you should keep an eye on that one. Skin cancer is no joke and moles like that have a nasty habit of trying to kill you later in life.


Forcedexile

Nice to mole you. MEET you. Nice to meet your mole...don't say mole. I said mole.


Yarusenai

jfc I hate r/pics so much


allen5az

Yep crap post


lavastoviglie

Crop post


citking

Then unsubscribe. Obviously the entire subreddit isn't catering to your EXACT needs so goodbye and don't let the unsubscribe button hit your whiny little ass on the way out.


MBTHVSK

knitty committee?


bad_sandwich

I would like to subscribe to the committee’s newsletter.


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

Why is this NSFW? Cuz op is a woman?


itsdestinfool

I think so lmfao


icebearlove

Woaw! Thats a cute one 😍


itsdestinfool

It’s definitely a favorite


Awesam

You def are a member of the committee


icebearlove

Its so natural and soft to wear


RoberBot

The bra or the tities


Sleepy-THC

Yes


babycuddlebunny

It's adorable! I thought I was on r/crochet and these comments had me confused. Did you follow a pattern or freehand it?


itsdestinfool

Do you crochet? Edit- probably duh lmao. I’m messaging you!


babycuddlebunny

I do!


Mister_McGreg

Apologies, but since your mams are self reportedly non-existent, couldn't you have just made this using the pattern of a regular shirt? Like, in your other comment, you said you had to master the cup but in the same breath mentioned having "literally none"(boob-wise), so what exactly did you have to master? Certainly not a cup?


itsdestinfool

It’s more so the style. I can make them for myself but they have to be the latter half of the link I’ll post. Otherwise the cups bulge and you can see inside them. My body type is built more for “shirt” types. I’m personally obsessed with the crop top options but sadly they all have cups. I cant make the cup pattern too small to fit or it will ruin the stitch count for any designs. I hope that makes sense? [top photos what I want, bottom more for my body type. (I made the red one hehe)](https://imgur.com/gallery/oemvrhY)


Mister_McGreg

I had no idea you literally had to count stitches for this. What you're saying is you had yet to master *adapting* existing patterns to suit your personal needs, then?


itsdestinfool

Yes exactly. Say you have a v and when you’re working up the v you have 6 stitches, then at the base you add 3, and then go down the other side with 6. You have 15 now. Next round, 18. And so on. So if the pattern tells me I have to do 6 fucking rounds and it comes out with 68 stitches, I cant do very many things to make it small enough while also being able to make the pattern the right way.


itsdestinfool

That’s a good question though!!


AToastedRavioli

Congrats. Is this worth posting in r/pics though


looperkeek

Have you visited a dermatologist and checked if your moles are benign?


breadandfaxes

Why does this have nearly 4k upvotes?


byondhlp

Hmmm looking good....


Purple_Assistant6909

You should contact [Karen Allen](https://karenallen-fiberarts.com/). She's an acquaintance of mine and it is possible that she'd like your work and sell it in her store in MA. You may or may not know who she is, but getting into her store could put your clothes on A and B list actor's. Send an e mail or give a call. She's a sweet woman. Best of luck!


Bomber36

Run out of TP?


itsdestinfool

Stay tuned, I’m off to bed but I’ll have a surprise for you tomorrow friends. Y’all are the best.


Little4inwilly

And where better to model it than in the toilet!


itsdestinfool

You mean a field of daisies would have been more ideal?!


Little4inwilly

I’m guessing it’s got the best mirror.


itsdestinfool

You would guess correct lmao


Jaker328

You should start an itty bitty committee to make some pretty bikinis to give to the many communities that make the wrong itinerary for covering the itty bitty titties.


itsdestinfool

This ain’t a bad idea though


Jaker328

No seriously, you should lol


Sackyhack

These OnlyFans girls are getting creative


itsdestinfool

I’m really intrigued by the amount of DM’s and comments about this. Is this what they do or something? I just wanted to show off a win, I like the way my husband looks at me enough lmao I don’t need an OF. Sex work is real work though.


FizzingSlit

Good for you for standing your ground and dismissing the overly sexualizing bullshit while not resorting to insulting sex workers. Genuinely.


gabstergirl

Fucking hell mods how sexist can you be. How is women existing nsfw


allen5az

Mods or not it’s clearly a buy my shit post. Terrible choices, great skill. Shouldn’t be in pics to begin with. Buy an ad.


Mavic1

Will she possibly get sales off this? Sure Is it still amazing skill worth showing off and sharing? Most definetly!!! Tons of people show off their craft and the things they take pride in making. This most definetly belongs here.


cbj1701

A Famous author (Victor Hugo) once said that " Loving a woman with a small chest means being that much closer to her heart ". I'm inclined to agree 😘


itsdestinfool

Thank you. I love that.


blink1082

[Check OP’s post history! She has a great recent post on GW of her without the top on showing her itty bitties! (And cute undies too)](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/uloctb/go_easy_on_me_im_just_dipping_my_toes_in_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


aelozory1789

So your money don’t jiggle jiggle?


kclongest

It folds


allen5az

Honestly… this feels like a shitty commercial. You pretend it’s NSFW. Then you show it and other examples. There’s literally nothing about this that should be in pics or have a NSFW flair. Sorry, you are lovely and your work is solid. This is a completely inappropriate post.


itsdestinfool

I agree. I didn’t post it NSFW. It did it on my personal profile too for a stock photo of a bikini.


itsdestinfool

Wait I fixed it!!


Challenger71

Nice itty bitties


itsdestinfool

Their gonna be biggy titties next tax return. I want fucking crop tops dude.


PurpEL

Fake tits suck, embrace yourself


PLEASE_PM_TINY_TITS

What this person said!


Nagasadri

Lmao, username checks out.


Nagasadri

Lmao, why is this being downvoted ? I'm also an itty bitty committee supporter, but if she wants dem biggy titties, it's her damn choice !


Individoer

They look fabulous the way they are.


Solarcloud

Yeah, that's a mistake. Someone very close to me got implants and it's one of their biggest regrets that also caused problems later on in life. More surgery and headaches. Do yourself a favor and save your hard earned tax return on something better. I guarantee less men will be attracted than they are now once they realize you got them fakes. I've never really met a dude that likes fake tits.


Nagasadri

Don't always assume women do that to attract men.


Solarcloud

Ok? I've never heard a girl say I love fake tits over some naturals? Same thing applies male or female. Most would tell you stick to natural. Lol.


ZedTT

> Don't always assume women do that to attract ~~men~~ *anyone*. This isn't about straight/lesbian. It's about it not being anyone's business. If she wants implants because they will make *her* happier, that's *her* business and it doesn't matter if other people are attracted to it or not. Obviously she should understand the medical implications and be doing it for the right reasons, but she's said nothing to suggest that she doesn't or isn't.


ustp

And you will need to crop new top. :)


itsdestinfool

I’ll have ALLLLL the crop tops


carsont5

It’s not itchy??


itsdestinfool

Nope! 100 percent cotton


thefenixfamily

Good on ya! But where's your toilet paper?


diaerdre

Those are super cool. Love the colours and you look really good wearing them!


itsdestinfool

Thank you! I’ve made dozens if you want me to link you!


Ridemypierightship

Replace the tp.


Zonerdrone

They're not Itty bitty, they're bite sized.


Asmodeusthelame

That's awesome! I wish they made these for men. In 100 degree weather I bet it feels nice to have ones belly and back exposed to the wind. So is this knitted?


itsdestinfool

Hey there’s NOTHING that can’t be made. Willy warmer anyone? 😂 It’s crochet!


Wint3rw0lf

Gorgeous top!! I’d like one like it!


CowBoyBartJeppesen

hmm


ReaperSound

It's kinda cute, I have no complaints.


Bumblebee_Radiant

Out of TP.


MetalFlappy

NO TITTIE IS SMALL ALL ARE PERFECT


Kyouhen

I'm kind of loving the aesthetic of the seriously ripped up jeans with a crocheted top.


AcetonePeroxideH2O2

Yikes lol.


itsdestinfool

To each their own


NeLaX44

Love the colors


bare101

Looks nice


Dark_Vengence

Nice craftsmanship.


itsdestinfool

I’m still honing but I’m happy with it. Thank you!


Agreeable_Bother_510

You need more toilet paper! Cute top.


northsidecub11

IBTC!!!


jasonwinters

I loved you in full house


Uptrenda

That's really cool. I like the colors.


itsdestinfool

I’m really happy with them too