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CaptainHahn

He’s already had 3 fried chickens and a Coke.


thismightbelong

Buzz Alrdin had toast… dry


rolandboard

...I got two honkeys in here dressed like hasidic diamond astronauts...


BloodyRightNostril

What did they order?


Decabet

>...I got two honkeys in here dressed like hasidic diamond astronauts... Me reading the first ten words: "Ugh can we not do that reddit thing where we just lazily quote shit from a movie" Me hitting that eleventh word: "this is GOLD!"


Mikey_Moonshine

Michael Collins was happy to be allowed inside.


cyrusm

"We're on a mission from NASA. We're putting the band back together."


Porrick

"Yerra, they’ll never shoot me in my own country"


alibenson

Buzz! Shit! The moon brothers!


Chose_a_usersname

Well if you weren't going to be allowed to eat anything that has crumbs for a few days and you might be dead soon, what would you do?


rolandboard

DONT YOU BLASPHEME IN HERE!


CrockpotSeal

The Blues Brothers?!?! Sshhhhheeeiiiiiittt, they still owe you money fool.


ThePrussianGrippe

Ma’am, would it please you to know that we are in a holy mission?


fermat1432

Amazing movie!


BloodyRightNostril

*four


CaptainHahn

He’s had three, he’s on the fourth now.


BloodyRightNostril

I gotcha. My mistake.


NorthCatan

Neil: "I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."


bp_free

I’d like to see the chicken that laid that egg…that yoke is huge man!


BORG_US_BORG

I think that is a orange wedge...


bp_free

Don’t crush my dreams man


Useful-Perspective

"Gimme the fried chicken and an ostrich egg, Fran."


DietCherrySoda

Lol that's a peach.


Illmindoftodd

And yet I thought it was an egg also. Ahahhaha


fordprefect294

Same here


pow3llmorgan

Technically, you're only half right.


tehrmuk

Somehow that's worse.


DietCherrySoda

Why's that? Have you never had canned peaches?


tehrmuk

I only eat peaches from a can. They were put there by a man.


DietCherrySoda

Where's his factory though?


tehrmuk

It's an industrial unit near the middle of the city.


autistic_robot

How dare you


falang-dang-mo

I really had to look at it though


goingoutwest123

I'm not your Fran, pal.


martymcflyiii

I’m not your pal, buddy.


fatphotog

I’m not your buddy, chief.


AKCrazy

He’s not your chief, guy.


Splazoid

That's not a guy, princess.


legthief

She's not your princess, darlin'.


smelly_Penis09

He's not your darlin, boss


macweirdo42

He's not your boss, dude!


BloodyRightNostril

He’s not your dude, compadre


LFA91

Bowser


GolgiApparatus1

So the usual then?


Lexsteel11

Given that the real space flight experience is floating in a poop capsule, I would ball out so hard on my last breakfast and make my fellow crew members deal with the repercussions


LightsSoundAction

Don’t they just shoot the poop into space?


bobboobles

No. "Sir, we determined what caused the destruction of the space station. It was a shit meteorite from the old space shuttle."


canadian_viking

a meteorshite


unsilentninja

"that's a space peanut"


ZoeyKaisar

Nope, they put it in bags around the capsule to use it as radiation shielding, after squeezing the water out to drink later.


utterable

“I'll have some of that there yella'... and don't you get cheap on me ya hear?” - Randy Quaid Vegas Vacation Buffet Scene


Yzaamb

That’s some sun-sized egg…


TooFuckingSpooky

It's a canned peach I think 🤔 hard to tell tho


froggison

One of my buddy's mom had a joke dessert where she'd put half a canned peach on top of a bed of whipped cream, then call it a "dinosaur egg, sunny side up". It was a decent joke, not like belly laugh funny, but it usually got a chuckle.


nervouscrying

Is momjokes a sub?


hunglow13

/r/momjokes


runtheplacered

That seems more like "yo mama jokes" than "jokes a Mom would tell"


deadeyedickhead

I know, I want a sub where it's Kitty Forman humor


666pool

Nervous Kitty laughter.


spiggerish

Mom jokes would just be one joke though: calling every console a nintendo


infamousMorris

that sounds fuking sweet haha :))


Vooshka

Ding ding ding. Spot on.


Tsusoup

One small bite for man, one giant egg for mankind.


Bellechewie

Nailed it 🤣


kurokitsune

Neiled it


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ProfessorPetrus

It's a peach


hates_all_bots

Ostrich eggs for breakfast is a NASA tradition


malcontented

And he shat it out into a bag in the capsule on the way to the moon.


humanman42

At that point, how expensive per lbs was it to send stuff to space. His meal/shit must have been a few thousand dollars.


BasilExposition75

We are still paying the interest on that shit....


inspectoroverthemine

Inflation adjusted I think the _entire_ Apollo project was roughly 1/8 the price of an 'Afghan Occupation''


squanchee

now imagine if there were afghans on the moon. we’d all be broke


austinmiles

That’s what I was thinking. I would imagine that you’d want as little solid food in your stomach as possible.


hadezar

Steak and eggs is traditional. Plus neither makes much poo.


austinmiles

That’s fried chicken and peaches.


cspruce89

Like he said, Neil wasn't traditional.


SkjoldrKingofDenmark

Going to moon was, at the time, quite untraditional


runtheplacered

I might even say it still is


xmsxms

That said, there wasn't much tradition for going to the moon at this point.


RoadToSurfdom

Apparently, one of the Apollo 11 astronauts ate anti-diarreah pills during the whole mission, to avoid pooping in said bags. Not sure who.


inspectoroverthemine

Short missions like Apollo they could have given them enemas and not eaten solid food for the duration. Sounds preferable to shitting in a bag in small room with 2 other people. After talking to shuttle astronauts- I can say people _really_ underestimate how gross current space travel is. The shuttle and its occupants were insanely disgusting after 2 week missions. The ISS has no better facilities or hygiene, and its been continuously occupied for 25 years.


LornAltElthMer

Never really thought that through before now, so...thanks...or fuck you...not really sure which yet.


torchma

Yeah, I understand the space station smells horrible. Luckily your sense of smell (and taste) diminishes when in zero gravity.


creggieb

To find out more search YouTube for "is there poop on the moon"


Kallado

Apparently steak* and eggs is a common last earth side meal because it tends to be absorbed fairly completely with little residue, as taking a shit in space is by no means a simple or pleasant process that astronauts tend to try to minimize. Source: Packing for Mars by Mary Roach Edit: and apparently this photo just isn't accurate anyway. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3217497/Neil-Armstrong-did-not-fried-chicken-peaches-breakfast-moon-mission.html [Actual launch day breakfast](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/01/00/2BDC70A200000578-3217497-image-a-24_1441063291359.jpg)


not_right

Wow I did not know that about steak and eggs. I am going to conduct some experiments lol


Archaris

Keto diet is notorious for reducing your volume of poo


mkiv808

![gif](giphy|7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT)


doveinabottle

Packing for Mars is great. All of her books are a delight.


malcontented

After the first shit I’m guessing the whole capsule smells like a fucking sewer the whole rest of the trip


EricTheEpic0403

Apparently smells are pretty different in space, namely because no gravity means increased blood flow to your head, which means your sinuses are inflamed, and it feels like you're congested.


jerslan

Also, a lot of the reasons why [airplane food tastes bad](https://www.businessinsider.com/airplane-food-tastes-different-explained-2020-1) also apply to space travel.


inspectoroverthemine

Thats a good thing. I've listened to more than one astronaut talk about 'smells' in the shuttle. On return when they crack the door and the smells of the CA desert wafting in are apparently amazing. Being the guy opening the door and having the shuttle smell waft out is enough to make you vomit. I can't imagine what its like to fly to the ISS. You're not in a capsule long enough to fully fry your sense of smell, and then you crack the seal on 25 years of BO and shit stew.


biological-entity

You'll get use to it pretty quick.


slackmaster2k

I have eaten many steaks and many eggs, and cannot confirm that they result in “little residue.”


this_guy9999

He's even wearing his Omega Speedmaster.


MikeEchoAlfa

Came here for this! Also. What strap is on the watch? Velcro strap? NATO?


BigM101

Looks like it might be one of the forster komfit metal straps


Menace2Sobriety

It is. But more accurately, it's Jacoby-Bender, which bought the then defunct Forstner. Interestingly, JB Champion is no longer around now, but a reissue can be purchased from Forstner. [Here's more info if you're curious](https://www.reddit.com/r/OmegaWatches/comments/nzxgef/my_3861_sapphire_sandwich_with_forstner_komfit/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


LOLZatMyLife

they're called JB Champion bracelets and they installed them on to their speedmasters because they were easier to break off vs the OEM bracelet in the event they got stuck somehow.


Menace2Sobriety

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/OmegaWatches/comments/nzxgef/my_3861_sapphire_sandwich_with_forstner_komfit/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


MikeEchoAlfa

Cool!


MyNameIsRay

Fun fact: Armstrong's watch never walked on the moon. They were worried they'd have no reliable timer if both their watches broke on the walk, so his stayed safely in the lander. When they got back to Earth, Aldrin and Armstrong mailed their watches to the Smithsonian, a donation to the Apollo 11 exhibit. [Armstrong's is still in the collection](https://airandspace.si.edu/collection-objects/chronograph-armstrong-apollo-11/nasm_A19731247000), Aldrin's never arrived. Outside of a few people at NASA, no one has actually seen the first watch on the moon.


hitmannumber862

How much did one of those cost in '69?


Nekokamiguru

I am guessing they were about $235 based on this [1972 ad I found.](https://i.imgur.com/Eb4V0gp.jpeg)


Poopieheadsavant

$235 in 1972, is equivalent of $1489 in 2021. The most basic Omega Speedmaster Professional is now $5350


FlorissVDV

$6300 actually since they updated it last year.


RunsWithPremise

When you got your Corvette for $1, you could afford a nice watch. All the astronauts got $1 leases on Corvettes and then local the dealership got to sell them as having been driven by an astronaut.


SlingnMyFancySauce

Came here to say this. Good eye


drinkallthecoffee

Terrible eye. It’s not a Speedmaster. It might be an Omega, but it’s not a chronograph. It looks like a Railmaster. EDIT: I’m dumb. 100% wrong. Just an idiot on the internet being his dumb self.


wtb2612

Your eye is worse. [It's a Speedy, you can see the subdials when you zoom in.](https://i.imgur.com/Fr8yB1Q.jpeg) You can even see a blurry bump where the top pusher would be.


mikeywhatwhat

Very cool.


drinkallthecoffee

This is not a Speedmaster. There are no subdials or pushers to operate the chronograph.


wtb2612

[You can definitely see subdials and while blurry, you can make out the pushers too.](https://i.imgur.com/Fr8yB1Q.jpeg)


HotsauceMD

Looks like he’s ready to knock on some doors while on the moon and invite them to come unto Christ


semperverus

The Orokin are up there. They fancy themselves as gods.


Anti-structure

This title is misleading…He ate the morning of the flight in crew quarters prior to launch.


ccguy

Yeah, the traditional steak and eggs breakfast before suiting up.


CousinJeff

i wanna be an astronaut


biological-entity

Wonder if they ever had to cancel a flight due to diarrhea.


Birdmansniper927

Steak and eggs shouldn’t be giving a healthy person diarrhea.


biological-entity

Right, unless they were handled/cooked improperly. I'm sure NASA did a good job or monitoring all that stuff tho.


Isnotanumber

[Actual pre-launch breakfast.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Apollo_11_pre-launch_breakfast.jpg/640px-Apollo_11_pre-launch_breakfast.jpg) Also with the Apollo 11 crew are Deke Slayton (holding the map) - an Astronaut and Director of Flight Crew Operations. Far to the left is Astronaut Bill Anders (backup Command Module Pilot).


LatterNeighborhood58

And many more breakfasts after coming back.


Krade33

Why did I have to scroll this far to find someone reading the title the way I did... Reddit is usually much more primed for puns and dad jokes than this. Do better, Reddit. lol


nicehumansfinish1st

I wonder if his watch is reading 7:32 pm instead of AM and this is his dinner the night before.


nicehumansfinish1st

I was right, this is him eating a late dinner.


VincentVandogGogh

Looks like he's getting ready for just another day at the office


royaltrux

He is. This is home, not Nasa. Wrong breakfast, too (not steak and eggs). Title is wrong.


OminousLedger

Half peach y’all


CutiePopIceberg

Thank you, i was going egg. Looks canned too, light syrup


GoAheadMakeMySplay

Omg, I thought I was having a stroke thinking that was the biggest goddamn sunny-side-up egg I'd ever seen... like the plate is just a sunny-side-up egg and there's some fried chicken on it


HalflingMelody

Sunny side up ostrich egg: https://external-preview.redd.it/C6mBeMhWd8ODjlUHJSqP_tWdejRHZ0zwlPgn0jJjfr4.jpg?auto=webp&s=59d1f56f887641c8d01c169616092152860a69e7


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I'd like to taste it. You only need one of those for a nice omelet.


GoAheadMakeMySplay

Noice!


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rustymontenegro

I thought it was an egg too! My mom goes on and on about how some things used to be much bigger back in her day (eggs and avocados come to mind) and I was thinking 'wow, she wasn't kidding!'


Seeedy

Eggs were smaller back in the days, I have a backing book from the 70s they ask for 5 to 7 eggs per recipe. With L or XL eggs you need 3 or 2 for the same effect.


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BigTime!!!!!


SelmaFudd

Is it chicken or croissant? As soon as I make my mind up I see the other thing


profstenny

This was the 60’s…definitely heavy syrup.


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Idk why I thought that was maybe a giant chicken egg yolk


fatphotog

Lol, I thought it was honey mustard for his chicken tendies


LifeDraining

I thought he was dipping his tendies in an egg yolk, breakfast of champions.


3dubnc

Eating eggs and chicken together feels like a special level of savagery to me.


LifeDraining

There is a dish in Japanese where it's called "father and son rice". Look it up.


CotoJapaneseSchool

Its actually called mother and child bowl. 親子丼。Egg and chicken with rice. :D


Romantiphiliac

Oyakodon I've never had it, I only remember because...reasons


LifeDraining

How about those pokebowls with salmon and salmon roe? Wow I sound like a murderer.


jerslan

No, that just sounds delicious.


EatMyAssholeSir

I was wondering if he had ostrich eggs


AJXedi9150

That's one giant bite for mankind


Pickled-Stebsy

Is that fried chicken for breakfast? Lol


roesingape

Level 1: That's not an egg Level 2: Holy shit it's half a canned peach Level 3: Canned peaches are actually a can of corn syrup with a boiled peach dropped in it to meet the FDA guidelines for "fruit"


HalflingMelody

Dude where are you getting your canned fruit? All the canned fruit I see is in "100% juice" or this horrible Del Monte fake sugar added version.


Manpooper

Before the 100% juice, it was light syrup. So back when this was taken, it was a peach in a tin can surrounded by corn syrup. Peaches are one of (maybe the only?) thing we still can with a tin lining instead of using a plastic lining.


taint_of_love

Probably in extra heavy syrup. Big sugar was still king back in the 60's.


sproutsandnapkins

The Del Monte fake sugar ones are the worst.


JackandFred

Canned peaches aren’t generally boiled. That would get them too soft. The cans themselves are heated to ensure the killing off of microorganisms within. That heating isn’t quite to the boiling point (close enough to basically cook the peach)


ac1084

Did you know peaches come from a can? They were put there by a man. In a factory. Downtown.


IITYWYBMAD_

I knew i felt connected to this man.


jlusedude

This really reminds me of For All Mankind.


nsap200

"This actual historical event reminds me of a fictional story based off said event"


Lord_Dimwit_Flathead

I see this enough that it deserves its own subreddit.


BasilExposition75

The astronaut in that show ate fried eggs and plushki for breakfast, topped off with several shots of vodka.


wish1977

There is a museum dedicated to him in Wapakoneta, Ohio. Everyone from this area took school trips there.


Bustock

He’s probably looking at his bills and thinking, maybe he won’t have to pay if he’s not on earth anymore.


Strifeee

That seems like an odd morning. At the breakfast table with eggs and toast with a glass of juice. Just sitting there thinking, "oh yeah I'm supposed to goto the moon today"


mezz7778

He never ate a breakfast ever again.......


dr_xenon

On earth.


W2wineguy

Cool, calm and collected on the outside while he's trying to figure out how I'm going to get home!


MetaCardboard

You must be really lost if you got astronauts trying to help you get home.


albey1280

High protein low carb/fiber makes for less poop, which i think is what you would want in space.


KountMacula

Reviewing the original “cheat codes” before launch.


Fun_Sized_Momo

I'd be too afraid to eat anything besides some crackers in case I get the shits halfway through launch phase. Then again I have IBS and just looking at that meal gives me the shits


santichrist

Last breakfast on earth? It’s a shame he never came back from the moon and remains there still


mgscott4356

Is it just me that thought that this was Viggo Mortensen? For a split second there I read the title and thought huh they're making a Neil Armstrong biopic with Viggo


SirEarlBigtitsXXVII

Looks like no-mustache Hitler.


Andy-roo77

Not gonna lie I though this for a second too lol


pwalkz

Didn't he make it back?


nicehumansfinish1st

That is what I though, a bit of a misleading title.


Crafty-Ad-6765

They can send people to the moon in the 60\ but now can’t even send a monkey to the moon. Can’t think of any other technology that’s went back the way since the 60s? No other country On the planet to this day has ever landed a man on the moon. Just one time in the 60s? Hmm


TartineMyAxe

That's really American, frie chicken for breakfast


doctorhitz

Are you sure the heading isn’t supposed to be “Neil Armstrong eating his last breakfast before heading to the studio on Earth to fake the moon landing in 1969” because that’s what he did. - conspiracy theorists


12moontonight

Did you mean before entering the “Hollywood Studio”?


hotmarbles5000

Confirmed. The chicken came first.


LtDrowsy7788

Pretty sure that’s Aragorn eating the hobbits’ second breakfast


capeta75

Before "acting" like he was going to the moon.


Andy-roo77

I hope this is sarcasm


Shomer_Effin_Shabbas

That egg yolk looks huge


Andy-roo77

It’s half a peach, I thought it was an egg yolk at first too


Shomer_Effin_Shabbas

I saw it’s a peach after my comment


weedstocks

I didn't know peaches had yolks. Huh


leonryan

fried chicken for breakfast eh? Hard to see how America became notorious for obesity for the next 40 years.


gamecockguy2003

I just want to see more of that wallpaper.


ccasey

Is that fried chicken and jello?


blondenogrey

Emu egg?