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Another Domestic Terrorist Arrested

Another Domestic Terrorist Arrested

rustafur

The ONE guy where it would have made sense to shave to make him hard to find...


bruzie

Good thing he didn't have any distinctive features like prominent tattoos on the backs of his hands.


striker7

Probably had his cell phone in his pocket, too


piekid86

He didn't get the covid tracing app. You can't trace him. /s


nom_of_your_business

Yeah and don't get the vaccine, there tracer nanobots in it. Had to since THEY can't track US any other way.


FoxTrotskyKing

I always wear a nordvpn shirt nowadays, cant be too careful.


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FoxTrotskyKing

I was never here


Cptsaber44

Touché


HopeThisHelps90

I wish I didn’t know people that actually think this


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Crazy how they don't want a vaccine cause "its a chip being implanted" but they carry a chip around in their pocket 24/7 that does the same tracking.....


Jumbojimbomumbo

every time I try to explain this point to my conspiracy theory reading mother, she just can’t grasp it. your phone is a gps and microphone that’s already great at tracking you, why would bill gates decide to spend millions upon millions to do it slightly better?


Sensible_Thoughts

Not even slightly better, significantly worse to have a chip implanted. If a chip breaks while in you - “they” have to wait until you go to the doctors for another vaccine. If your phone breaks - you literally voluntarily go out the next day and get another $1000 chip.


bjoz

He's wrote a "note" in his phone that's says "attention FBI, NSA, CIA, and all other private entities or public agencies, I do not give my permission to track, use,distribute or laugh at any information found on this personal device. All geo locations, meta data, messages or pictures of my micro penis are solely my property and may not be used under any circumstances, in perpetuity." So the case against him is gonna be weak.


MyNameIsRay

At least one of those tattoos is the "Mark of The Outsider" from a video game called Dishonored. The back story is too damn ironic not to point out. In the game world, the Dishonored are the select few that receive the mark from The Outsider. They enjoy supernatural powers and protections (it's basically a magical rune). The other sect is an extremist cult called that tattoo themselves with the mark...


Soda

Ah, the video game that takes place during a deadly plague and where a successful coup starts off the game? Luckily that hasn't happened in real life, but the one marked by the Outsider was not part of the coup in the game (just framed for assassinating the queen). EDIT: Yes, Daud (who killed the Queen) also had the Mark of the Outsider. I was giving a general overview from the protagonist's perspective at the beginning of the game.


Shanguerrilla

Dude! I never thought about that! Didn't the QanShaman guy also have a dishonored tat?! I'd love to learn more if this was coincidence or an IP that they appropriated and got as part of their movement and not just these guys really loving the game


__goner

I would love to learn they just liked the game, and not the mark of the outsider got appropriated by nazis, a lot of fans of the game have gotten that tattoo


Tauposaurus

While i was playing dishonored last year, when covid started, i moticed that the appartment block behind ours had a room that was lit with nothing but weird purple lights oozing from it. 100% there was a shrine with a rune there.


Eric5989

Cheap led grow lights...


cmerksmirk

Purple light is often grow lights


one80down

Nazis are really good at appropriating things and ruining them for everyone else.


Raptorheart

The best part about the mark is the idiots saying it was a hammer and sickle and he was secretly an Antifa agitator.


QuixotesGhost96

Well, if you're looking for irony, the game is about politically-motivated murders to restore the rightful heir after a violent coup. If he liked Dishonored enough to get a tattoo, he's totally drawing parallels between what he's doing in the capitol and the main character. Ah shit, I just realised that the game takes place during a deadly plague! That the leader that you're fighting against is responsible for spreading! I also want to say, despite it's current association with this insurrectionist, it's a really fucking good game series.


bitches_be

The Outsider will not be denied


Clinn_sin

You wanna gather for whiskey and cigars tonight ?


Bobbers8

Nothing a pair of mittens can’t hide


UnwashedApple

Leave Romney out of this.


justabill71

You may find this difficult to believe, but these guys aren't terribly intelligent.


Blitzsturm

...or just wear a mask under the pretense of a "pandemic"


residentweevil

No no, he "[has a disability that prevents him from wearing a mask](https://www.wrbl.com/alabama-news-2/auburn-man-in-federal-custody-following-u-s-capitol-riot/)."


Blitzsturm

Oh man, that's terrible for him; seems like it would be better for his health and safety not to participate in a violent insurrection during a pandemic if he has a condition.


FurrAndLoaving

I'm a bartender and that excuse has always confused me. If your asthma makes it so you can't breathe while wearing a mask, you're gonna hate getting covid. Also, this isn't gym class, and you still need to be wearing a mask before I'm gonna take your drink order.


Tauposaurus

When people try to tell me they have a health condition, i tell them its too bad, because i have a federal law condition. They always appear smug and full of themselves when presenting that excuse, but nobody can ever provide documentation or a doctor's note. Its as if they made it up to cheat the system.


browncoats4lyfe

I figured the shaving was because they all knew they were screwed, and typically looking unkempt during an arrest/trial doesn't help your case. Being a clean-cut white guy is a super power in the legal system.


jakehub

I’d wanna look my best for any picture I know will be the top result when anyone searches my name for the rest of time.


browncoats4lyfe

Good point. This just reminds me of the officers who turned themselves in during the BLM events, all showed up in suits and ties for their initial mugshots.


pj1843

Honestly that's one of the best reasons that if there is a warrant for your arrest it's best to contact a lawyer and the law enforcement office, so that you can set the narrative and not look like shit when your mugshot is put out to the public.


Lucrecian

i knew a girl that did this. i don't remember what she and her friends were doing that night but in her words "i knew we was getting picked up that night so i made sure to be on fleek" and she did. she was so proud of it that we googled it once AT WORK so she could show it off. She sadly passed away in 2019 and I tried to find it again to share in memorium but no luck. RIP.


furry_hamburger_porn

Mr. Cell Phone Tower would like to have a word with you.


Time__Goat

I t's actually even funnier. The capitol has their own cell network. So anyone on capitol grounds will have their phone connected to that building. While ATT might have been able to place him close to the insurrection. Capitol cell service will be able to place everyone who entered the building. All they have to do it send the collected SIM information to the cell phone companies and they will have the names and addresses of everyone who was there with a phone.


jasonleedesigns

William Watson of Auburn, Ala., was taken into federal custody on Monday. *Authorities say Watson, 23, violated his bond on a July 2 drug case when he traveled to DC to join mob that stormed the Capitol.


oddballout3

He is only 23!


thepigfish82

That's a hard 23


Dont_touch_my_elbows

It's the beard; I easily look 10-15 years younger if I shave.


shewmai

Yeah, he looks 35 in the photo on the left cause it’s far enough away but the photo of the right is clear enough to see that he’s still got a young mug behind that beard


Idrinknailpolish

>only 23 He's aging in Post Malone years.


PointsOutTheUsername

>He's aging in Post Malone years. He's only 25? Holy shit. I thought 35+.


FishFoxery

It'd be more impressive if he was 35+ and breaking into mainstream rap. Last person I can think of who did that was 2 Chainz.


ScionoicS

Lots of drugs and drinking and bad hygiene will age you very quick


theshaj

Storming the capital is probably the most exercise he's ever gotten.


bloatedplutocrat

> violated his bond Aaaaaaaaaaaand boned. *ROFL edit* Dude was out on a $103,000 bond in Alabama for trafficking marijuana and LSD...yet took part in a coup on behalf of the party that wants to keep those things illegal. Congrats, you played yourself. https://www.wrbl.com/alabama-news-2/auburn-man-in-federal-custody-following-u-s-capitol-riot/


schplat

Well, yah. So long as they're illegal, he gets to make money trafficking those substances.


bloatedplutocrat

Fair enough. I wonder if his opinions on working in a dispensary will change in the next 10 - 15 years.


GoodbyeTobyseeya1

Wonder if he'll legally be able to once he's a convicted felon.


sahmeiraa

At least here in PA, if he was convicted of a drug related felony, he could not.


phurt77

So, if you've been convicted of selling drugs, you can't and if you haven't then you can? You would think they would appreciate a little bit of previous experience.


thereisonlyoneme

You have to show you didn't get caught.


bloatedplutocrat

I would hope so, I'm all for convicted felons being able to work after they're released along with them being able to vote and if their crime wasn't violent (so not in his case) being able to own firearms. Having said that I don't think he should be out of prison until after he has completed his sentence for insurrection, sedition, felony murder (along with whatever his current drug charges/trespassing on federal grounds are) so he might not be in working condition by then.


Axion132

That is exactly what growers did in northern california a few years back before weed was legalized. They voted against legalization because it would hurt their profits.


Dont_touch_my_elbows

There was some cartel leader that put out a public statement thanking America for drug prohibition because without drug prohibition he never would have been able to acquire obscene amounts of wealth and power. You know why there aren't drug dealers selling cigarettes and alcohol? Because those things are legal and regulated... And I've never seen Budweiser and Sam Adams get into a shootout over territory...


MeGustaRoca

Don't kid youself. Differences in state taxs make cigarette smuggling lucrative. Edit to add background source and spelling. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5733801/


but-uh

Yeah Go buy a pack of smokes in a bodega in Brooklyn. You'll have no State tax stamp on the bottom unless you look like a narc.


LikeALincolnLog42

Still lower key than a drug war, innit though?


damnatio_memoriae

unless your name is eric garner


bucket_brigade

Yep that is one thing so many people for some reason don't understand even thought it should be obvious - no one is more against legalization than drug dealers. Who likes giving up a virtual monopoly?


Keinichn

Dude obviously never heard of "one crime at a time."


bankrobba

In his defense, coups are only a crime when they fail.


PerBnb

r/leopardsatemyface


Kryptic_Anthology

Bond Boned


justabill71

Boned. James Boned.


place909

Sorry, I'm from the UK and we don't have bonds. What does this mean? Does he lose this money? Did he have to pay 100k to avoid prison for the first crime?


bloatedplutocrat

He was arrested. Judge determined that the guy would not try to flee to a non extradition country or go underground so he let him leave jail (but still have to show back up for trial and if convicted, he goes to prison). As an added incentive to not flee he had to give the court a lot of money and he has to follow certain conditions like not contacting co-conspirators (or in this case, not leaving the State). If you violate the bond (as he did) you face additional criminal penalties (more time in jail) and likely bond forfeiture. If you don't violate your bond and show back up to court when its time, you get the money back (even if you're convicted of the crime as the bond was just there to make sure you don't go into hiding). I'm not sure specifically on Alabma's laws on bond forfeiture, but that money probably is the states money now. Also, that guy looks like he doesn't have $103,000 on hand so he probably owes some people money. IMHO it's a shitty system but it's currently our system.


The_Drunken_Ronin

Yep. I'm also not in alabama, but the way it works in my state is that you usually have to put up 10% of the total ($10,300 in this case), and the bond company is essentially a guarantor for the other 90%. If you show up for court, you get *most* of the 10% back (minus fees for the court, usually 5%). If you don't show up, the bond company is on the hook for the remainder, so they can come after you to pay it back. In my state, violating your bond isn't necessarily an extra criminal charge, but often leads to heavier sentences, and you're *much* less likely to be given a bond in future cases. They'll just keep you in jail until trial. Edit: I also forgot to mention that you have to put up collateral with the bond company. If that's how this seditious chucklefuck did it, his momma might be losing her house.


greatunknownpub

> If you don't show up, the bond company is on the hook for the remainder, so they can come after you to pay it back. And this is where bounty hunters come in.


jimdesroches

Yep, they send Dog the bounty hunter.


four_cats_one_dog

Guy in my old neighborhood was a bounty hunter. Always had the best coke


cenosillicaphobiac

> If you show up for court, you get most of the 10% back (minus fees for the court, usually 5%). If you don't show up, the bond company is on the hook for the remainder, so they can come after you to pay it back. That's really strange. How I've always seen it work is that the bond company actually pays the courts the full amount of the bond up front, and they charge you 10% of that amount. When you show up to court, the bond company gets back 100% of their "investment" and you, their customer, get's back zero. If you don't show up, the bond company is motivated to go find you, so that they can take you to jail, and they can get 100% of their money back. They'll often also require collateral (sorry bout your house mom, you shouldn't have trusted me) that they can exercise the option on in cases like this where catching the guy won't get them their money back.


Doser91

I'll never understand how people can take psychedelics and fall into such hateful movements. Prob was fake LSD.


Duncan-McCawkiner

My brother loves psychedelics... he’s also a trump supporter. Blows my mind too


InhaleBot900

I can’t imagine tripping acid and thinking “we should drug testing welfare recipients”


rebonsa

I think psychedelics are useful, but that doesn't mean the Manson family didn't use it to brainwash and murder people. Its just a compound.


Duff_mcBuff

Well, drug dealers are the only group (besides cops) that benefit from prohibition...


DiahRihaJones

>yet took part in a coup on behalf of the party that wants to keep those things illegal. Congrats, you played yourself. I see now contradiction, if those things stay illegal he can keep trafficking and making money, clearly working out on his favor. /s


RevolutionaryFly5

like the repo guy interviewed at the trump rally saying he's never been making more money than when trump was president https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH329MmRikQ


garvony

Its important to note that he says this while talking about how, not just his finances but the country's finances, have never been better. Everyone is clearly doing better financially because he, the guy who makes money as a debt collector, is making more money than ever.


RevolutionaryFly5

world hunger is gone because he just ate lunch. global warming is a hoax because it's cold where he lives


ColeLimited

Holy shit. This guy is 23? He looks terrible


justabill71

>Holy shit. This guy is ~~23? He looks~~ terrible


BisquickNinja

> \*Authorities say Watson, 23, violated his bond on a July 2 drug case when he traveled to DC to join mob that stormed the Capitol. ​ Andddd of course dopey potato though it wouldn't matter... Hope he enjoys his new housing facilities.


imod3

Oh no! Now he lost his right to vote AND lost his right to posses a fire arm for the rest of his life. BOOHOO 🤣


Expendable_Employee

Ahhhhh... it's the antifa guy with the antifa tattoo that was first used in the antifa game Dishonored. Edit: Too many of you think I support this terrorist so throwing out the obligatory /s


RizeOfTheFenix92

The irony when I realized it was a Dishonored tattoo was almost too much for me. Dishonored is literally a game about a group of people trying to overthrow the government and it going REALLY poorly for the people involved in the overthrowing.


ThrobbingHardLogic

Don't forget that it was also during a plague.


Exoduc

Guess he was so detached from reality he forgot he don't have superpowers, despite the mark of the outsider.


thewirednerv

People on my fbook were like “ThAtS a HaMmEr AnD sIcKlE”


ICarMaI

And everyone knows the famous hammer and sickle from the antifa country of Russia. Stalin was antifer. That symbol definitely means antifer. Everyone's antifer!!!


theartificialkid

Dishonoured is actually an antifa game isn’t it? I mean there are quite a lot of Antifa games if you think about it. Half Life 2, Abe’s Odyssey. Little Big Adventure...pretty much any game where the protagonist(s) fight for freedoms against those who want to regiment and control society.


Packrat1010

Rising up against fascists is a super common theme in video games, and really media in general. Off the top of my head, Wolfenstein and New Vegas. Indirectly (observing the fallout of it), the Bioshock series. Dark Souls also has an anti-establishment/monarch/fascist theme. Not a game, but Fullmetal Alchemist is pretty heavily anti-fascist. It's probably the most common conflict you see in man versus society storylines. Which is also why it's funny watching republicans try to reason that their greatest enemies are... enemies of fascism.


FuriousTarts

Also Star Wars. But you have a bunch of Trump boomers who unironically love it and don't understand they are supporting the real-life Empire.


Good_old_Marshmallow

Not even in like an accidental way George Lucas like explicitly said the rebellion is the Viet Cong and the Empire is America.


SystemSay

Just reminded me of this article by Frankie Boyle where he argues [“...American Sniper ... was basically Star Wars from the point of view of one of the stormtroopers...”](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/30/west-racist-wars-bombs-radicalisation-frankie-boyle).


inuvash255

Wolfenstein, yeah. New Vegas, sorta. It's basically Liberal-Right v. Fascists v. Robber Baron v. Right-Anarchist. DS is definitely about dismantling old systems of monarchy. FMA is only marginally anti-fascist. Amestris doesn't become a democracy in the end. It's still a military state at the end, iirc, it's just run by a leader who's not a supervillain. --- All that said, it is rather funny, but they often think the "evil empire" is the same as real life soft, boring-ass American liberals.


LashingFanatic

>!No but you see when you finish Dishonored 1 you regain power over the throne (or at least your daughter does) of Dunwall that's peak authright, being the monarch!<


philoponeria

Wasn't there more than one ending? I seem to remember it not being so bleak


GoldFishPony

Yeah, depends on how many people you killed.


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kabukistar

Of course. [Didn't you see the tattoo identification guide?](https://i.redd.it/6xtjw36sw5a61.png)


xSociety

The best part is the video game tattoo that R's took as a hammer and sickle and called him Antifa.


ennuiui

Gohmert tweeted that specifically: ["Those leading the charge like the guy in yellow with the communist hammer & sickle tattoo: stopping the violence applies to you too."](https://twitter.com/replouiegohmert/status/1346934205377343491)


glberns

LMAO >On his Instagram account, he has regularly posted conspiracies related to the election and COVID-19, reposting videos from the conspiracy peddler Alex Jones and InfoWars. In one video, he claimed to have a disability that exempted him from wearing a mask at the Auburn restaurant Niffers. Other videos clearly support Trump. https://www.alreporter.com/2021/01/07/no-this-capitol-insurrectionist-isnt-a-communist-but-he-is-from-alabama/


AnEyeFor

“In a following tweet, Brooks said: “Evidence, much public, surfacing that many Capitol assaulters were fascist ANTIFAs, not Trump supporters.”” Fascist ANTIFA? Fascist. ANTIFA??!? Is that like schrodinger’s fascist?


Val_Hallen

Conservatives' favorite game is using words they don't know the meaning of to sound smart.


Halvus_I

I love watching them try to convert original grass-roots content into their own slogans. Black Live Matter vs Blue/All Lives matter. **Anti-Antifa**, Be Best, etc. They are sad little twisted mirrors.


readytopartyy

It's just so sad because people truly believe it's all fake and it "goes so deep" that antifa put these people in place to cause chaos and make trump look bad.


moby323

ANTIFA wanted Trump to lose the election. So it makes *total* sense that ANTIFA would want to disrupt congress on the day where they make Trump’s loss official, right? /s


ScreamingDizzBuster

It's a false false false false flag.


WhatSheOrder

To be fair, a place like Niffers sounds exactly like a place that is mask optional.


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I don't think the blue ticks tweeting that nonsense actually believed it. They just wanted something to rally their fellowship of fuckwits with and to feed their victim mentality.


Hoaxtopia

Here's the best part of this little bit, the plot of the video game is to abolish a fascist state and my mans is out here trying to install one


xshredder8

During a plague, no less


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Hoaxtopia

Holy shit I completely forgot about that


IrisMoroc

what game?


Hoaxtopia

Dishonoured (the name gives a certain level of irony to the situation)


billfuckingmurray22

And he’s not even speccing in to a stealth build


dayby_day

What is the tattoo actually? It does look like a hammer and sickle in the photos, and I saw some Trumpers posting about that too.


kurokeh

It's a logo from the game Dishonored


wolfsword10

Now that you mention I see it now, I thought it was a poorly done hammer and sickle but nah that's fucking Corvo's mark from Dishonored.


Trusty_Thomas

This is the clearest picture I could find https://i.imgur.com/GeLfRiU.jpg My own father was dead set it was an antifa tattoo


Huggbees24

The mark of the Outsider(from Dishonoured). Just like the 1st and 2nd Amendments this dildo also didn't understand the game at all.


KuchiKopicetic

A game literally, explicitly about the perils of violent military coups during a plague? Guess this guy thought the high chaos ending was the good option.


dtpiers

Not only that, but >!the villains of the game were complicit in spreading the plague around, hoping to wipe out the homeless population. Can't help but draw comparisons to Trump's blatant disregard for science and his repeated withdrawing of supplies from blue states in the hopes that they would be hit hardest hardest by the plague (which of course backfired because of his dipshit supporters' denial of science/masks).!< It's uncanny and this dude missed the point of those games by a MILE.


jumpinglemurs

It is the symbol from the protagonist's hand in the game Dishonored. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121018104849/dishonoredvideogame/images/1/18/Dishonored-The_Mark.png


Unklefil

Pretty sure it’s the logo from the [Dishonored](https://www.google.com/search?q=dishonored+logo&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari) game series.


Shock4ndAwe

It's the mark of the Outsider from the video game Dishonored. Pretty sure the tattoo on his right hand, your left, is actually Sigmar's hammer from Warhammer fantasy.


Bamrak

I loved him as Gimli. This is heartbreaking.


AFineDayForScience

"you have my bow" "And mai flag"


justabill71

And my AXE body spray.


IchthyoSapienCaul

*AXE body spray does not condone trailer park coups*


DudesworthMannington

I don't know, it's basically just a canister of tear gas anyhow


wiiya

That actor, John Rhys-Davies, was a hologram Leonardo DiVinci on my latest Star Trek Voyager rewatch. It was a big surprise seeing Gimli trying to give Captain Janeway advice.


storythrowawa

Redneck Gimli: toss me! cmon! Weird shaman guy: \*raises eyebrow\* Redneck Gimli: don't tell the FBI


mc_squared_03

"Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily!" Wrong.


rafabond

The rasputin of alabama they called him.


Foe117

There was a certain man, In alabama long ago


TamashiiNoKyomi

He was dumb and fat, and his eyes a dim glow


badboydarth

Most people looked at him, with disgust and with sneer


Quazmodiar

But to Huntsville chicks, he was such a lovely dear


Fooblat

He could eat hot cheetos like a cheetah, selling ecstasy, a liar.


badboydarth

But he also was the kind of leecher, trumpmen would desire.


AwkwardGinger

Ra Ra Rasputin, Alabama’s love machine


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It was a shame how he carried on. (this one doesn't seem to need changing)


Needlelady

This is the best thing I've read in weeks.


WILD_cardd

Ma Ga Rasputin, lover of his first-cousin


armen89

Oh those crazy *Russians*


Rusty_Pancake

NOW THEYRE COMING FOR THE GAMERS™️


panetero

They kind of pulled a Leroy Jenkins if you think about it.


f4ncyp4ntz

*"When the right wing sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”*


LucretiusCarus

Honestly, even Trump was disappointed from the people who supported him. For some reason he expected a high class riot or something.


Halvus_I

He expected a full paramilitary coup. He expected several legions of 'Enrique Tarrios' in matching gear using coordinated tactics. He got the 497th:Q-cumbers regiment


grrangry

Pinkies out when you storm the Capitol Building with the intent to disrupt the election process and potentially murder people.


babyBear83

Yes, flourish the pinky. Very fancy.


dalittle

have any of these domestic terrorists had anything redeeming? I'd take my chances with immigrants. Almost all of them I've met IRL are good people.


fr0z3nf1r3

Married an anchor baby. Most immigrants I've met are nice as hell and work harder than anyone in my family. Wife is a pediatric nurse. BIL protects old people from elderly abuse. These people would not be in this country if not for illegal immigration.


krucz36

my grandad got carried into the country by his mom fleeing an abusive husband. went to WW2, jumped out of an airplane over france, shot some nazis, came home and married his high school sweetie, started a business, made some bank, retired mid 40s. of course then he got a divorce and started dating 20 year olds but still, he had a solid run.


emefluence

The undocumented ones are even more law abiding... https://news.wisc.edu/undocumented-immigrants-far-less-likely-to-commit-crimes-in-u-s-than-citizens/


DOasushiroll

Wow this man completely missed the point of the dishonored games


Quincy1975

Why are these terrorists not smiling now?


Globalist_Nationlist

Dude's probably realizing he just ruined his fucking life lol Imagine trying to get a job.. "I did a quick google search and it appears that you took part in a violent insurrection against our country. Sorry I think we're going to go with someone else."


davewtameloncamp

His job is low level drug dealer.


nightpanda893

I mean I wouldn’t buy weed from someone who tried to overthrow the government. I do have some standards.


BirdCulture

"i'll get my drugs from someone else"


r3dk0w

>Imagine trying to get a job.. Pretty sure the guy with hand tattoos and prior convictions isn't too worried about getting the next job.


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They all look sad. Poor proud boys /s I figured they would be happy since most failed revolutionaries have their fucking heads chopped off.


NowTheresSkyrizzy

As a liberal, I feel so “owned” rn.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, they totally got us. My liberal tears are turning into snowflakes I'm so owned. lol


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Chiggero

And a Trump supporting cop, at that


joeyb92

He should have shaved.


yolochengbeast

and cut his hands off


Kod_Rick

Jawline shame is a real problem for some guys.


ProudDudeistPriest

Trump nuggets were trying to claim the tattoo on his left hand was a hammer and sickle and he was an antifa actor. It's literally an exact copy of the tattoo on the main protagonist in the Dishonored video game series. It really is astounding what these people will believe.


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They don't believe it. They just need an excuse. They know that what they are doing and what they believe is wrong, they just aren't strong enough to own it. As soon as they admit that they are horrible people they can't claim to be heroes. It's not surprising, cowardice is a defining characteristic of their type, they live in constant fear of everything. Not brave enough to own who they are.


Gullyvuhr

Isn't this the guy conservatives used as proof of Antifa involvement because of his hammer and sickle tattoo? Which is, you know, the actually the mark of the observer from Dishonored?


Zbignich

It looks like the profile for domestic terrorists and ISIL terrorists is pretty similar. Political radicalization for violence doesn't change much whether you are in the US or in the Middle East.


johnnynonsense

Vanilla Isis


WhatSheOrder

I'm more prone to Y'allqaeda.


Keinichn

Don't forget that both are extreme right-wing as well.


AsliReddington

The great neckbeard purge of 2021


Lubedballoon

His wife/sister must be pissed


a22e

Yeah, now she is left at home to raise their 9 sons/nephews.


justabill71

It's tough growing up without an uncle/father.


keystothemoon

Ha, one of the people on my FB feed had this guy's picture and another one of a bearded dude at a BLM march and said it was rock solid evidence that antifa was behind the coup. I pointed out that the two pics didn't look that similar except for the beard and belly and long hair and all these idiots told me I was blind and that they hoped I didn't drive if that was how bad my vision is. I came back to them about 10 minutes later and apologized and said I had done my own research. I told them they were right and that I had found another pic of the guy. I posted my pic and they ate it up, thanking me for the pic I had found and for being big enough to apologize. Then I revealed that the pic I had given them was Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce, and pointed out that it might not be a good idea to jump to conclusions based on blurry internet photos. I woke up the next morning to find I'd been blocked.


poomperzuhhh

Why do Trumpies always look like they’re Lamb of God band members?


Charges-Pending

Whoa whoa whoa I resemble that remark


tone63

My criminal father back in the day always told me to never mark yourself so you can't be identified, he had love and hate tattooed on his fingers and 'Born to lose' on his upper arm, I was 5 and asked him what it meant and my mom said I would find out. My dad was too a loser.


Jamesnz0109

Currently out on bail, so known to the Police. Check. No face-covering. Check Prominent tattoos on hands in full view. Check. Big beard. Check. Identifiable jumper. Check. Yes. The lad is ready to rock the Capitol. .


Mr_Tchuwinsky

I hope the steady flow of these arrests continues. It’s like catching fucking Pokémon and it’s giving me life.