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Can someone tell me what’s going on with my laptop

Can someone tell me what’s going on with my laptop

Actual_Dog_1637

Just clean the fans, should be fine


Pimpinabox

[Clean the fans?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ) I hear that can be quite involved.


spirituallyexhausted

Never seen this before. Fuckin love it.


TheKiller36_real

I was expecting a rick roll :(


Pimpinabox

Don't worry, [I got you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ)


Artemis-4rrow

Bruh, u had the perfect chance


Pimpinabox

And I [nailed it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ) Edit: It seems that my lack of Rick rolling has bothered some people so here, I apologize. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ)


Artemis-4rrow

Nope, not even close This is how u rickroll https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ


bokoblini

I hate you


Artemis-4rrow

Thx


bokoblini

I wanted to be rickrolled. And then you came and made me believe that it was a rickroll. So I clicked on it with the anticipation before a rickroll. And then it was nothing.


madtagg

Never before I was so frustrated for the fact I didn't get rickrolled. Maybe I'm gay.


Damnboi753

Yeah my disappointed is immeasurable and my day is ruined


eidbbe92jy

Oh fuck, remind me my horrible memory with hp, just the fan, i even need take out the cpu!? Dude! And then after i put everything back, the laptop never turned on again.


Kirklai

Have you tried turning off and on ?


JayMak78

Or CTRL-ALT-DELETE?


Obvious_Plant_

Came here to say this, dustoff OP


Expections_Not_Meet

Unable to locate fans… please helpp


Samratrai7

Or restart the laptop.


Happy-Adhesiveness-3

Intel Inside ^(TM).


afterfire6942

I’m pretty sure your cpu is getting a little too hot, might want to reapply thermal paste. Let us know how it works…


-RED4CTED-

Don't forget to re-pad!!!


tennisanybody

I think more like he forgot to remove the sticker before applying the thermal paste.


lithid

Nah, they just need to reinstall their video drivers after rebooting. Happens all the time!


Krusty_Krab_Pussy

I think he forgot to get a gaming chair and rgb tbh


ahmad5976

Nah he just need a new battery.


robbob19

I'm going to assume that's a Intel inside


stst46

Its less inside now.


justgossiping

Outel then?


Obanon

Looks more like user error to me.


AKwolff77

Pop it back in the oven for about 10 more mins to get that crispy texture


techsuppr0t

[Save a Dying Video Card with a Quick Bake in the Oven](https://lifehacker.com/save-a-dying-video-card-with-a-quick-bake-in-the-oven-5823227)


Xisho

thats how I got a couple of months more usage from my old card (year 2007\~)


MaoZeLongdong

worked twice with my 760


southstarangel

Worked 30 times with my GTX 560 SE until I got fed up and bought an RX 580


convolutedoption

Fixed an old 360 this way


EternalSkullman

Most of media: bake your card in the oven Me: *bakes card with an paint stripping 350/500 degree Celcius switchable heatgun, works like brand new afterwards* Latest patient: Geforce 9500M GS 512MB


Pr0fe55ionalN00b

Are these techniques actually safe? I thought that heating it up may cause the plastic and other parts of the GPU to burn (even if in small amounts only), and this could generate potentially toxic and carcinogenic chemicals and fumes, which may be dangerous, even if in small amounts


Chirimorin

It's safe if you know what you're doing. You don't just chuck the entire card in your kitchen oven and hope for the best, you strip it down to the board and use an oven that won't be used for food anymore. You probably also want a well ventilated area to do this in since solder fumes aren't exactly healthy. Any plastics left after stripping the board are part of soldered components and those parts can all handle the temperatures of soldering (which is the goal of baking a video card, reflowing the solder).


underwaterthoughts

Who casually has an oven not used for food anymore?


prehensile_uvula

I was gonna say… “Graphics card is on the fritz, let me just break out the spare oven”.


insolent_kiwi

Be sure to avoid getting baked in the oven, instead of baking the video card in the oven.


vonwhitedagger

To be honest, this looks microwaved. I’d say this dipshit doesn’t know how to use an oven. You can clearly see he hasn’t achieved an even crust. Needs medium heat and fan forced. Total amateur.


AKwolff77

Total. Amateur. For real, half of it isn’t even cooked


idreaminreel2reel

The best antivirus 😁


howlwizard

I’d suggest an air fryer


Skybreak

If your oven has a broiler setting, use that, it's much better at crisping.


AndreasB0

it will fix some of those broken traces and solders


mr_greenmash

Is it not working?


Fearitzself

They downloaded the wrong version of Firefox.


TheReaper2077

Bullshit, how are you supposed to install Firefox without a Fire Fox ?


goddamnaged

Duh, light the puter on fire. Like a fox.


Scythul

No they just used an actual fire fox


_ColtonAllen-Dev

Upgrade the gaming chair. Should do the trick


xioni

if it's not rgb then you got the wrong chair


elijahsmith2006

Shut it off and turn it back on. It might be needing some updates.


[deleted]

Yea maybe the battery died, recharge it, or get a new battery!!!


Jaalan

Honestly, the battery is probably what caused the fire. Or it could have been in a house fire, who knows…


gwhooligan

They tried to run Crysis. This is what you get.


commit_bat

Oh yeah definitely have it plugged in while it's updating!


zainuu163

It’s was rebooting after a latest update…


samikjain

That is genius


RlyehRose

No no it definitely needs an adobe reader update. Should do the trick.


Vektor0

Microsoft forum support be like: > Please run sfc /scannow


Ubermisogynerd

Thanks MVP indian contributor on the microsoft forum


hilyexplosivechicken

Put it in rice


therealnozewin

perfect 5/7


Happylittledoodie

5 out of 7? I must say, this is a grading scale like no other I've seen before.


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mohitmayank

Um, probably you need to re-read it. That's what the other guy replies when he gives 5/7 to Fight Club.


Turkeysteaks

interesting, this link doesn't have the unconfirmed self aware extra screenshot I'll have to see if i can find it yup! http://imgur.com/gallery/kLWgP i think they're pretty much the same but with one extra panel right at the end


Big-rod_Rob_Ford

r/woooosh


RikxDragneeL

Perfect 9/11


Coloeus_Monedula

And add a bit of teriyaki sauce


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

Your free trial of Norton anti-virus has expired


Me_but_at_werk

Anti virus is working great. I mean, just try to install a virus on that, I'll wait


Bricks4lifeVIP

It's fine, your firewall was set too high. Should be all good now.


CatHairInYourEye

(Solved) This the correct answer.


Superlum1nal

Try reseating the ram.


lancesrage

Download more ram.


Revolutionary_Bad_55

people usually don't realize downloading more RAM would solve the problems you can buy cheap one at cdkeys, it works like official downloads but cheaper


Xaixar

buy? why would you buy ram? you can literally download it for free. https://downloadmoreram.com/download.html


Reiup

Actually?


Xaixar

yeah duh


nevans89

Stop playing crysis


shidyking

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


ShoopDoopy

"What is the precise nature of your problem?" "...Email!"


mysteriousblue87

What about your email, ma'am? Are you able to navigate to your email provider's website? If not, can you try typing https://www.elgoog.com for me?


mysteriousblue87

When the hell did elgoog shut down????


fanfarius

Have you tried turning it off?


Peruun

Looks like he went to greece and turkey for summer.


RoboTiefling

Damn it, I came here to say that. xD


O-bro7

everyone did


wondering_anomoly

Great minds think alike


DarwinsDrinkingPal

But small minds seldom differ


AdriGold

Tis but a scratch.


SuperBoi21

‘Tis but a flesh wound


pink_stratocaster

Have you tried switching to linux?


Iinux

Don't bring me into this...


Spare_Honey5488

That fingerprint on the screen is triggering me...


Ahlock

Try replacing some thermal pads


PlasmaPigz

Did you try getting a better cpu for it??


Marclej

Just needs a format and fresh windows install


RecommendationNo33

It's dead Jim!


CMDR_HAMZAC

A bit of dust in the fans maybe? Try using a dust remover.


cantpickaname8

Looks like some overheating, I would turn it off and let it cool down for awhile then try again


kaleidoscopycat

This happens when you download a pizza. They warned us.


AlohaLanman

Warmed?


Hmmm-Its-not-enable

It’s just the heat wave, try to start it in the fridge


werther595

Put it in rice


Dayton002

Probably a bad hard drive, I'd upgrade to an ssd.


Techguy2600

F8 at post, recovery. You want a full system wipe. If that doesn't work you may need to install fresh from USB. Good luck!


Lvolf

Lol you forgot to put the battery back in is all. Just do that and it’ll run normally


rainboy1981

You left New World running idle for too long


Zeraora807

the spicy pillow went boom


Zalnerath

Looks like you tried to play Crysis on max graphics.


lol9321

I don’t know man I can’t tell what’s wrong with it. It looks a little dirty but it seems to be playable. Just needs a little cleaning and good to go. 👍👍👍


B1g_Munkey

Download more ram


Oza813

Have you tried turning it on?


XxVitalityXx

U seem to have a couple keys missing


Cannen1129

Mfs gonna be sayin they got off after a chill gaming session and woke up to it like this


apples_ndBananas

PM me OP. I have a spare 3090 and 5900x I may be able to ship if it will help you with your new build /s


broccoli_meister

r/wholesome


Kain0wnz

Pretty sure it's got something to do with the missing keys. Are you sure something wasn't poured on it?


Maeby78

It might be running a little hot.


Djang0Phett

An external cooling unit would help keep it from overheating like that


blakethecat555

Hmm, out of disk space, definitely


darkstaffmoosd

Have you tried power cycling it?


SnooPaintings1562

That is the burning question….


Zaic

If you are Darth Vader when this is how your laptop should look like


jscottphotographer

Have you tried ctrl + alt + del?


myusernameistakened

Try to boot into bios


Weaseltime_420

Pull the RAM out and reseat it. It's probably that.


A-Lonely-Gorilla

Have you tried turning it on and off?


Lord_Chungus_

looks like it fucken melted m8


Lord_Chungus_

how?


SerbianWolf1389

Did you.. did you just reply to your own comment?


Asmodeus_E

You question lord chungus?


Lord_Chungus_

also maybe


randomusername_815

Why would you do that?


randomusername_815

I'd also like to know.


Lord_Chungus_

No...


lancesrage

Why?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

It just returned from a tour from Afghanistan.


Academic_Nectarine94

Looks more like a tour to the core of the sun...


alldyslexicsuntie

😂


The_Pinnacle-

Just send it for a vacation to brazil next.


Ok-Construction9842

Yeah classic case here mate, remove the fans and clean them that should do it also change thermal paste if you can


TReaper14

Just looks like it's over heating, pretty normal for a gaming laptop. Just let it cool down or try restarting it.


chonkyphrog420

Hmm mby put it in rice


saltyboi6704

Just run DDU


AppleEater76

Need more description? I can’t help you with just this


Joker_Mason

Do you have the drivers up to the date?


thatveagannoob

You need a better gaming chair


jec78au

you didnt delete system 32


TheZombieJ

You watched some fire ass hentai is what happened.


Serpidon

Plug it in. The battery is probably dead.


24DMnosleN

The RGB is off!


LaerycTiogar

I think you need one more fan might have heat building up


DIABLOVS

A little dusty, das it.


Flam3sm0k3

Throw that bitch in rice


edwinfrmcrownheights

There’s a scratch but looks fine.


Fit-Refrigerator4148

Have you tried turning it on plugged in


Deyis8

How much RAM did you download?


randomusername_815

Dust in the slots maybe? Blow in them.


Gandhi_Physique

Minor heating problem. Just get yourself some thermal paste.


eltorr007

Stop running google chrome


Infinitblakhand

Get a cooling fan for your laptop to sit on, should take care of the problem


chavezzzzzzzz

its not plugged in


Sharp-Floor

Defrag the drive and wipe the screen with a clean microfiber cloth.


Cheeseburgermeal

Should be a relatively simple fix. Call up manufacturer support premium phone line and you should get the needed crucial advice.


hrafnar_eikenvargr

Try more power


Summerie

Did you try downloading sim RAM?


Antwwonn

Probably depressed


Scotthe_ribs

Dead AF, I would blame Somali pirates…


Mrdeavid

Rice?


Tee11111

I think It might need a new CMOS battery.


Keeeeeeeef

It just needs some lipstick and more ram


Stonkulus_Prime

It’s missing thermal paste


mad-hatt3r

The magic escaped


batata777666

Idk man it seems very fine to me, have you tried to turn it off and turn it on again?


8biT-BoT

Don’t worry just let it sit in rice for 24 hour’s and your fine


englishstudmuffin

Try reinstalling your drivers. Fixed it for me!


Nerlstorm

You need to download more ram


Notsuper_gardengrass

try rice after a long warm soak with some dish soap


_Mr-Z_

Yeah I think the power button is dead try popping it off and getting a new one


Verniloth

I love you


WTxR3dn3ck

I'm going to lean towards summer...


PedangSetiawaN

It was dead by snu snu.


redtopbear

Did you update your drivers?


prod_by_afrix

looks normal to me 🤷🏽‍♂️


MetalZestyclose3243

You shouldn’t have let your grizzly bear use it as a chew toy!!


BigBear1389

The right side doesn’t match the left side.


Boss-429

You need to update the drivers, it’s a known problem with this model but the latest patch should fix it.


Ruffles808

Oh, it looks like your CPU ran too hot and it shutdown to not burn itself out. Next time, I’d recommend trying to downclocking and undervolting it to keep temps more reasonable.


Ok-Plane6524

It’s fine