Can someone tell me what’s going on with my laptop
By - Mr_Game_N_Win
Just clean the fans, should be fine
[Clean the fans?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ) I hear that can be quite involved.
Never seen this before. Fuckin love it.
I was expecting a rick roll :(
Don't worry, [I got you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ)
Bruh, u had the perfect chance
And I [nailed it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ)
Edit: It seems that my lack of Rick rolling has bothered some people so here, I apologize. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ)
Nope, not even close
This is how u rickroll
I hate you
I wanted to be rickrolled. And then you came and made me believe that it was a rickroll. So I clicked on it with the anticipation before a rickroll. And then it was nothing.
Never before I was so frustrated for the fact I didn't get rickrolled. Maybe I'm gay.
Yeah my disappointed is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Oh fuck, remind me my horrible memory with hp, just the fan, i even need take out the cpu!? Dude! And then after i put everything back, the laptop never turned on again.
Have you tried turning off and on ?
Came here to say this, dustoff OP
Unable to locate fans… please helpp
Or restart the laptop.
Intel Inside ^(TM).
I’m pretty sure your cpu is getting a little too hot, might want to reapply thermal paste. Let us know how it works…
Don't forget to re-pad!!!
I think more like he forgot to remove the sticker before applying the thermal paste.
Nah, they just need to reinstall their video drivers after rebooting. Happens all the time!
I think he forgot to get a gaming chair and rgb tbh
Nah he just need a new battery.
I'm going to assume that's a Intel inside
Its less inside now.
Looks more like user error to me.
Pop it back in the oven for about 10 more mins to get that crispy texture
[Save a Dying Video Card with a Quick Bake in the Oven](https://lifehacker.com/save-a-dying-video-card-with-a-quick-bake-in-the-oven-5823227)
thats how I got a couple of months more usage from my old card (year 2007\~)
worked twice with my 760
Worked 30 times with my GTX 560 SE until I got fed up and bought an RX 580
Fixed an old 360 this way
Most of media: bake your card in the oven
Me: *bakes card with an paint stripping 350/500 degree Celcius switchable heatgun, works like brand new afterwards*
Latest patient: Geforce 9500M GS 512MB
Are these techniques actually safe? I thought that heating it up may cause the plastic and other parts of the GPU to burn (even if in small amounts only), and this could generate potentially toxic and carcinogenic chemicals and fumes, which may be dangerous, even if in small amounts
It's safe if you know what you're doing. You don't just chuck the entire card in your kitchen oven and hope for the best, you strip it down to the board and use an oven that won't be used for food anymore. You probably also want a well ventilated area to do this in since solder fumes aren't exactly healthy.
Any plastics left after stripping the board are part of soldered components and those parts can all handle the temperatures of soldering (which is the goal of baking a video card, reflowing the solder).
Who casually has an oven not used for food anymore?
I was gonna say…
“Graphics card is on the fritz, let me just break out the spare oven”.
Be sure to avoid getting baked in the oven, instead of baking the video card in the oven.
To be honest, this looks microwaved. I’d say this dipshit doesn’t know how to use an oven. You can clearly see he hasn’t achieved an even crust. Needs medium heat and fan forced. Total amateur.
For real, half of it isn’t even cooked
The best antivirus 😁
I’d suggest an air fryer
If your oven has a broiler setting, use that, it's much better at crisping.
it will fix some of those broken traces and solders
Is it not working?
They downloaded the wrong version of Firefox.
Bullshit, how are you supposed to install Firefox without a Fire Fox ?
Duh, light the puter on fire. Like a fox.
No they just used an actual fire fox
Upgrade the gaming chair. Should do the trick
if it's not rgb then you got the wrong chair
Shut it off and turn it back on. It might be needing some updates.
Yea maybe the battery died, recharge it, or get a new battery!!!
Honestly, the battery is probably what caused the fire. Or it could have been in a house fire, who knows…
They tried to run Crysis. This is what you get.
Oh yeah definitely have it plugged in while it's updating!
It’s was rebooting after a latest update…
That is genius
No no it definitely needs an adobe reader update. Should do the trick.
Microsoft forum support be like:
> Please run sfc /scannow
Thanks MVP indian contributor on the microsoft forum
Put it in rice
5 out of 7? I must say, this is a grading scale like no other I've seen before.
Congrats on being one of todays lucky 10.000!
You can read about the perfect 5 out of 7 score here: https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
Um, probably you need to re-read it. That's what the other guy replies when he gives 5/7 to Fight Club.
interesting, this link doesn't have the unconfirmed self aware extra screenshot
I'll have to see if i can find it
i think they're pretty much the same but with one extra panel right at the end
And add a bit of teriyaki sauce
Your free trial of Norton anti-virus has expired
Anti virus is working great. I mean, just try to install a virus on that, I'll wait
It's fine, your firewall was set too high. Should be all good now.
(Solved) This the correct answer.
Try reseating the ram.
Download more ram.
people usually don't realize downloading more RAM would solve the problems
you can buy cheap one at cdkeys, it works like official downloads but cheaper
buy? why would you buy ram? you can literally download it for free.
Stop playing crysis
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
"What is the precise nature of your problem?"
What about your email, ma'am? Are you able to navigate to your email provider's website? If not, can you try typing https://www.elgoog.com for me?
When the hell did elgoog shut down????
Have you tried turning it off?
Looks like he went to greece and turkey for summer.
Damn it, I came here to say that. xD
Great minds think alike
But small minds seldom differ
Tis but a scratch.
‘Tis but a flesh wound
Have you tried switching to linux?
Don't bring me into this...
That fingerprint on the screen is triggering me...
Try replacing some thermal pads
Did you try getting a better cpu for it??
Just needs a format and fresh windows install
It's dead Jim!
A bit of dust in the fans maybe? Try using a dust remover.
Looks like some overheating, I would turn it off and let it cool down for awhile then try again
This happens when you download a pizza. They warned us.
It’s just the heat wave, try to start it in the fridge
Probably a bad hard drive, I'd upgrade to an ssd.
F8 at post, recovery. You want a full system wipe. If that doesn't work you may need to install fresh from USB. Good luck!
Lol you forgot to put the battery back in is all. Just do that and it’ll run normally
You left New World running idle for too long
the spicy pillow went boom
Looks like you tried to play Crysis on max graphics.
I don’t know man I can’t tell what’s wrong with it. It looks a little dirty but it seems to be playable. Just needs a little cleaning and good to go. 👍👍👍
Download more ram
Have you tried turning it on?
U seem to have a couple keys missing
Mfs gonna be sayin they got off after a chill gaming session and woke up to it like this
PM me OP. I have a spare 3090 and 5900x I may be able to ship if it will help you with your new build /s
Pretty sure it's got something to do with the missing keys. Are you sure something wasn't poured on it?
It might be running a little hot.
An external cooling unit would help keep it from overheating like that
Hmm, out of disk space, definitely
Have you tried power cycling it?
That is the burning question….
If you are Darth Vader when this is how your laptop should look like
Have you tried ctrl + alt + del?
Try to boot into bios
Pull the RAM out and reseat it. It's probably that.
Have you tried turning it on and off?
looks like it fucken melted m8
Did you.. did you just reply to your own comment?
You question lord chungus?
Why would you do that?
I'd also like to know.
It just returned from a tour from Afghanistan.
Looks more like a tour to the core of the sun...
Just send it for a vacation to brazil next.
Yeah classic case here mate, remove the fans and clean them that should do it also change thermal paste if you can
Just looks like it's over heating, pretty normal for a gaming laptop. Just let it cool down or try restarting it.
Hmm mby put it in rice
Just run DDU
Need more description? I can’t help you with just this
Do you have the drivers up to the date?
You need a better gaming chair
you didnt delete system 32
You watched some fire ass hentai is what happened.
Plug it in. The battery is probably dead.
The RGB is off!
I think you need one more fan might have heat building up
A little dusty, das it.
Throw that bitch in rice
There’s a scratch but looks fine.
Have you tried turning it on plugged in
How much RAM did you download?
Dust in the slots maybe? Blow in them.
Minor heating problem. Just get yourself some thermal paste.
Stop running google chrome
Get a cooling fan for your laptop to sit on, should take care of the problem
its not plugged in
Defrag the drive and wipe the screen with a clean microfiber cloth.
Should be a relatively simple fix. Call up manufacturer support premium phone line and you should get the needed crucial advice.
Try more power
Did you try downloading sim RAM?
Dead AF, I would blame Somali pirates…
I think It might need a new CMOS battery.
It just needs some lipstick and more ram
It’s missing thermal paste
The magic escaped
Idk man it seems very fine to me, have you tried to turn it off and turn it on again?
Don’t worry just let it sit in rice for 24 hour’s and your fine
Try reinstalling your drivers. Fixed it for me!
You need to download more ram
try rice after a long warm soak with some dish soap
Yeah I think the power button is dead try popping it off and getting a new one
I love you
I'm going to lean towards summer...
It was dead by snu snu.
Did you update your drivers?
looks normal to me 🤷🏽♂️
You shouldn’t have let your grizzly bear use it as a chew toy!!
The right side doesn’t match the left side.
You need to update the drivers, it’s a known problem with this model but the latest patch should fix it.
Oh, it looks like your CPU ran too hot and it shutdown to not burn itself out. Next time, I’d recommend trying to downclocking and undervolting it to keep temps more reasonable.