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Next_Yogurtcloset360

/uc Who the hell slaps the Breaking Bad logo when they’re selling drugs? /rc https://preview.redd.it/uzfvu3vbijea1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3afe203da486fda473610d15656aaa71fcfa15e


PineBarrens42

what are they gonna do, sue them?😭


QuandaleDingle743

Not without calling my lawyer!


deepscales

![gif](giphy|40dEau6bZRO3S)


Smile_lifeisgood

You know the old phrase "Respect of IP amongst thieves."


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ITAW-Techie

I used to know a Scooby Doo vendor. Was very funny.


Kidsnextdorks

Velma if it was a good show.


nardgarglingfuknuggt

Norville we need to cook


BiscottiMany7014

How do I sell drugs on the internet. I am poor but smart enough to make drugs


ITAW-Techie

Team up with an old student named Jesus or something and he'll probably know.


BiscottiMany7014

Should I tell him about my prostate cancer?


Midget_Avatar

Ectasy makers choose random ass brand logos it's so funny


Slammin_444

tesla pills 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 (fentanyl)


AnxiousBeaver212

I'm glad I'm out of the scene now. Buying MDMA is way more dangerous and anyone buying ecstasy pills is a fuckin dumb dumb.


Slammin_444

fr, anybody doing pressed pills has no respect for their life. especially the idiots who dont test


Accomplished_Dig3699

So I'm gonna buy cocaine with a jcpenny sticker slapped on the bag?


EnduringDruidGaming

https://preview.redd.it/6r668ozt5kea1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7df4f3478e4b64c7c3cd458334cd30913abde40


yGamer007

/uc Well, if they get caught they could just say it’s just candy and have a slight chance of the cops believing him. /rc it’s a breaking bad reference


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MisterBastian

/uc i actually read online somewhere that after breaking bad released drug dealers in new mexico would colour their meth blue to capitalize on the show.


LokilVolkihar

![gif](giphy|NUBp5KcV0PJBe)


Bay-Area-

Ha! This is true…


TheWorldIsATrap

There used to be a market that was called Breaking Bad market.


69Moe_Lester420

​ https://preview.redd.it/5ommvkecajea1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=1959c756488834a09b44bf6312b0bdec740c5b9c


HenriPixelated

This is not heisenberg level


ThatAnonDude

Not up to Pollos standards


moistmaker100

![gif](giphy|7KhoGCVy1SnlK)


poptarb

Straight??


moistmaker100

![gif](giphy|ggLJZdYS36WfaTvqEa|downsized)


noobmaster_69lol

Oh the irony


moistmaker100

Everybody wants to be my little twink


TheG-What

This is acceptable to you?


Equivalent_Outcome68

it’s Jesse’s chilli P


HenriPixelated

Captain cook's*


coolguy3211231

This is the moment jessie pinkman turned into captain cook


LightOfADeadStar

this ain’t even chili p standards


dyslexic_tigger

Its heisenbones level tho


mrkrabsfromspunchbob

Why isn't it blue


PresidentOfKoopistan

Hell, we'll put food coloring in it. Make it any damn shade you want.


irrepressibly

tight tight tight tight tight


ElectricDonkeyShaman

It looks kinda blue, i guess, in the right light. Oh Todd.


DeshaunCosbyWatson

Why are you blue


reflUX_cAtalyst

Methamphetamine isn't blue.


Kaedes_Lie1137

Captain cook 🤯


haaym1

Bro posted homemade rock candy


Squiliam-Tortaleni

![gif](giphy|WbDhQjgBrpUuk)


Maximka_Kirginka

Bro it's not pure


Neat_Instruction565

That looks like shit


Brahkolee

It’s just rock candy lol


Dankmemer1400

Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals!


Peapers

"piss meth isn't real it can't kill you" ​ piss meth:


Delicious-Guidance54

Jesse would throw that shit into the desert


Axoooo

https://preview.redd.it/cxy5y2zncjea1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11e060c87a02b203ca50c60eba96478039d4201 waltuh


moistmaker100

water weight refrense in BREAKINF BREAD??/?!1!/!?1//1!/1!? (scary)


Bloxy_Boy01

![gif](giphy|l0HU8V1CHKTUFtuFO|downsized)


Spirit_of_Hogwash

\*products without touching* What did Hernandoberg mean by that?


Salmonellq

Unmolested as of yet


VindictiveRakk

not if I can help it *slides poorly drawn image of superhero Molester Man*


QUARTZTheThird

this feels illegal to even look at


BadMilkCarton66

Mfw it is illegal to look at pictures of m*th Edit: censored as per suggestion of reply


SalamiArmi

It's actually illegal to look at the word too. Please protect the children and write it as m*th.


Zekiz4ever

math


BadMilkCarton66

Done


BusterCJ

Just in time, my kids read it and still not cooking meth. Thanks buddy!


mlkkque

we live in a failed state


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Headoffish

/uc guys, is unlawfully cooking crystal meth in Mexico under uncertified lab conditions illegal?


ThatAnonDude

![gif](giphy|cnnaQQ8YoUzqSK8CnX)


Mashizari

You probably won't get in trouble with the actual authorities, but your head might feel inclined to go on a separate journey from your body.


ThatAnonDude

![gif](giphy|giFr1HNq8p5gOQ3nCv|downsized)


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


MarchesaofTrevelyan

Thank you for your service.


Kingsbrick

Look at bros post karma ![gif](giphy|9efHQCDnig542Hm4Jb|downsized)


Jizzle02

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


FloydknightArt

bro u watched a whole ass show about the horrors of the drug business and now you get cold feet?


drkrab2010

ikrr


mrkrabsfromspunchbob

OP what the fuck are you doing on the dark web


milkman246

/uc Looking for LSD /rc Looking for meth


_Wario

![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|kwGnjGr6Ey1dKykbmW)


ThatAnonDude

![gif](giphy|NFzNOIBiFYlZS)


Emotional-Dog-6167

![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


Oodleamingo

/Uc looking for a fuckton of salvia


milkman246

Do you think salvia and meth will kill my eagle?!


NorthPrimary

NO. You can only achieve eagle death with 0.99% pure jenkem from Hong Kong


milkman246

You forgot the carfent bro. Carfent will kill your eagle so hard you'll become one with the earth (literally) namasste 🙏


Cevmen

Numb ass teeth 🦅


Domojestic

r/drugcirclejerk x r/okbuddychicanery crossover?! Who will die first, my eagle or a 10 year old?


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The_Ajna

Legendary crossover


scriptkilla999

I wish


garboooo

lmao show him the carfax


chipredacted

I know what jenkem is but wtf is carfent


milkman246

[The best eagle killer](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carfentanil)


AccursedCapra

What kind of self respecting jenkhead doesn't manufacture their own jenkem? It's nature's gift, so harvest it.


whoisgus_ligmaballs

In my experience only 20g of benadryl and a lucky number 7 amount of jenkem huffs will butcher your eagle Edit: forgot to add that you need to eat 1000000 morning glory seeds


Oxcidious

bless, there are other chicanery and drugscirclejerk simultaneous enjoyers


lazyygothh

I hope so


DipsytheDankMemelord

DCJ is leaking


IEnjoySweatyBallsack

You can buy salvia on the regular web


Oodleamingo

Bro where


IEnjoySweatyBallsack

Salvia Hut


Oodleamingo

Thank you hank


yaboiSigmar

Pause


1000YearGay

how do you get there lmao


milkman246

/uc Read the Bible (darknet bible) /rc Go to your nearest Los Pollos Hermanos and talk to the store owner


JimFromSunnyvale

Don’t you have a dental practice to get back to Fred?


fukam_piko

downlad tor browser. open it. the end


ChungusUpvoter

Based


Accomplished_Dig3699

![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs)


MonstrousNuts

Check out 1P-LSD, you can get it on the normal internet. It’s the exact same thing but it’s made in actual labs.


burnsrado

One google search says 1P is a schedule 1 drug in the US and a controlled substance in most first world countries.


BobbyVonMittens

1P-LSD is definitely not scheduled in the US. Whatever source you’re looking at is wrong.


TalkingHeadBalzac

Why don't you use alphabay? I can never find anything on torrez or tor2dooe


Garlic_bruh

I applaud your honesty


[deleted]

What if told you that you didn’t need a criminal lawyer, you need a CRIMINAL lawyer?


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Devlin-Bowman

Stick with ol naturál (LSD) that’s what we do in the ABQ, crystal of the land bitch


DeshaunCosbyWatson

Where would one aquire such product my fellow kids(I'm a 5"2' cop)


ZubatCountry

Don't do this. You'll wind up buying sketchy 25-I analogues. It's less fun than regular acid and might make the roof of your mouth taste like metal for a few weeks.


fukam_piko

no, they even test them, and they can't substitute them for nbomes because nbomes are illegal unlike lsd analogs. it's even more legit than buying the original -25 variant. they have a liiitle more weight added, so 150mg of 1cp-lsd is not as potent as lsd-25, but that's by like 10 mg or less. the effect literally the same because it converts into lsd-25 right in your mouth


DammitDad420

It's not even blue


pedophilia-is-haram

You can get LSD prodrugs on the clearnet legally in many countries


Throwawayslut991

/uc be careful, shit could be laced


ChungusUpvoter

Fuck reagent testing, real ones convince themselves they’re dying because they’re not sure if it tasted metallic or not


GregCooglemeister

Buying drugs on the DarkNet is safe if you use high-rated vendors, you wont get laced shit. The markets act like Ebay, if someone is selling laced shit then they are going to get terrible reviews and ratings. There's always customers testing the vendors drugs and letting people know in the reviews. It's way safer than buying drugs in person.


Pilk_Drinker

/uc Why do darkweb vendors always do the most to make what they’re doing seem as illegal as possible?


moistmaker100

![gif](giphy|3og0IQYGFVmdJauupG)


izza123

Because there is no pretext, you installed tor and sought out a site that sells illegal drugs. Brazenness is part and parcel and nobody there is going to be scared off by the illegality.


Khouri1

but like, it looks comically illegal


lego-doge

it looks comically illegal because it is


EineKatz

most crime does


Khouri1

aint seen nobody robbing a bank with a bag that has a giant dollar sign


SexThanos

You don't think drug dealers have a sense of humor?


fukam_piko

tbh most onion sites that sell drugs people visit are scam. the classic normie that has looked at few youtube shideos will look only at the scam ones, or the fake phishing replicas. so it's not really illegal


milkman246

Because they are the one who knock 😎😎


turtlespade

https://preview.redd.it/qcmsoderrjea1.png?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ebf816819cb3d1b1b18ee233e47a44dc469c66


Pikochi69

https://preview.redd.it/4cuixw141oea1.png?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7800480bf20cb2bbc449242502dd0502f3bd4a Hey, im replaying rdr2 what do you think of my outfit


NastyBastard2000

Up to the Los Pollos standards 🤓👌


turtlespade

I am the one looking for Lenny


TheRemoraTrades

That literally doesn’t even look like meth


milkman246

/uc it's speed paste. The picture with the meth was poor quality so I picked this one instead /rc why it not blue 😰


TheRemoraTrades

It’s kinda blue, I mean, it the right light.


SoupFromAfar

Aquamarine (Unironically love the way this dude busts out the word 'aquamarine' like he's not fruity as fuck for picking that color)


TheRemoraTrades

That makes sense.


BoomScoops

![gif](giphy|5HkXYZK3o3uiA)


Haunting-Position802

"Someone cooked here."


Sheesh5000

Bro think he walter white 💀


rat-simp

the shitty laminated BB logo did it for me


uhokbutwhy

![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


TodHowardd

[uc] this post has war thunder fans leaking classified documents about military hardware energy [rc] Posting an image from the Dark Web? An illicit drug market?! And he gets to keep this post up?! What a sick joke!


Bannerlord_2016

Must be fake, the picture would be yellow if it were in Mexico.![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|12889)


Pearse_Borty

Just came off CombatFootage of two Ukrainian soldiers literally getting headshotted in a trench to see this in the literal next post of my feed. What the fuck even is this site.


whoisgus_ligmaballs

Well at least r/cornedbeefapproved doesn't exist anymore


lactogrl

r/cornedbeefapproved2 ❤


Repulsive48

Wait you guys actually do crystal meth https://preview.redd.it/uk4lqnwtgkea1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb13c379478bee26fd9b7c943f91096cbf597e2 I thought it was a joke


TheUltraDinoboy

![gif](giphy|3oEjI8Kq5HhZLCrqBW)


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r/Okbuddychicanery users when the Police stormes their house because they started to sell drugs


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

average content enjoyed by an r/okbc user


ELOCHCAM

Uj/ Our media illiteracy is gonna be the end of us


Vagstor

/uc People tend to forget that literal r/meth exists out in the wild lol


TowelStrange2621

The meth don't look blue, it's probably of lower purity smh...


Zipdox

Only 94%? It isn't even blue!


McMoist_

darkweb mfs really doing the most to make their illegal action look 10x more illegal


DatPro1102

this is not the crossover i was expecting


Squiliam-Tortaleni

This is not up to Pollos standards.


marshthacreep

this is too much chicanery


Chubbyklove_

uc/ op u on a burner? in a remote location? because brother this ain’t plot armor shit you will get COOKED by the feds


rat-simp

Feds don't care unless op is planning to buy half a kilo AND they can prove it


Chubbyklove_

Wasn’t like bro just visited a meth website, and posted it to an extremely active webspace


rslashIcePoseidon

“Meth website” I’m guessing you have no clue how the darknet actually works. Plus it’s not illegal to look at it. You can browse the darknet and unless you purchase something and it can be proven, you’re fine.


milkman246

Feds glow in the dark, use unmodified weapons and worship the antichrist. I smoke meth, am camouflaged and have incendiary rounds in my M249. They don't stand a chance


Chubbyklove_

https://preview.redd.it/an1yqasvpjea1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7004e699b48ca9f4f3dfa8e39089851ed323c3b8


moistmaker100

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


chuck_mcgill_1216

kid named post honeypot link to okbc


baron-von-spawnpeekn

We have already won. There is corn syrup in your meth.


Chickenman1057

Bro think people like Hank just out there arresting 30% of the population cus they brows Darkweb for 2 second💀


Theunknownuser7330

Bro think he Walter White.


PaulieWalnuts03

![gif](giphy|H6oMUzuwr2r4m7H6IF|downsized)


Chillbruh469

The war on drugs can’t be won. Let people do what they want and have programs that get people clean who wants to get clean.


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okbuddychicanery users trying to explain to the cops that the 2.7 pounds of methamphetamine they bought was just a breaking bad reference:


[deleted]

I miss AlphaBay :(((


milkman246

/uc is it still down!? It's been weeks


[deleted]

It's been many years unless someone stole the name


milkman246

I was on it a little over a month ago. I don't think the site ever fully went down. Apparently it's still accessible from i2p


OrganizerMowgli

Wat is the market in the pic then?


SchoolboyJew710

It’s been back up since 2021


KonoPez

Nothing was ever as good as Dream 😔


sovietarmyfan

Not blue and hard? This isn't meth.


Robin_theboywonder7

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


-cantthinkofaname-

/uc source?


UgandanSecurityForce

Bro seriously marketing and advertising his meth like he selling cough medicine


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

>Not blue Get out of my territory!


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quickster208

Link?


Agile-Spot

Wait you're telling me r/okbuddychicanery enjoyers are just druggie?


Tax_Evader___

/Uc You better hope you have a VPN OP /Rc https://preview.redd.it/k4dnkqru1kea1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=454f2c27e24ba0102adcbb14bf485b56866262ea


milkman246

/uc Don't need a VPN when you have TOR and Tails /rc Couldn't be precious Nord! Robbing them of a 30 day free plan blind