/uc Who the hell slaps the Breaking Bad logo when they’re selling drugs?
what are they gonna do, sue them?😭
Not without calling my lawyer!
You know the old phrase "Respect of IP amongst thieves."
I used to know a Scooby Doo vendor. Was very funny.
Velma if it was a good show.
Norville we need to cook
How do I sell drugs on the internet. I am poor but smart enough to make drugs
Team up with an old student named Jesus or something and he'll probably know.
Should I tell him about my prostate cancer?
Ectasy makers choose random ass brand logos it's so funny
tesla pills 😵💫😵💫😵💫 (fentanyl)
I'm glad I'm out of the scene now. Buying MDMA is way more dangerous and anyone buying ecstasy pills is a fuckin dumb dumb.
fr, anybody doing pressed pills has no respect for their life. especially the idiots who dont test
So I'm gonna buy cocaine with a jcpenny sticker slapped on the bag?
/uc Well, if they get caught they could just say it’s just candy and have a slight chance of the cops believing him.
/rc it’s a breaking bad reference
/uc i actually read online somewhere that after breaking bad released drug dealers in new mexico would colour their meth blue to capitalize on the show.
Ha! This is true…
There used to be a market that was called Breaking Bad market.
This is not heisenberg level
Not up to Pollos standards
Oh the irony
Everybody wants to be my little twink
This is acceptable to you?
it’s Jesse’s chilli P
This is the moment jessie pinkman turned into captain cook
this ain’t even chili p standards
Its heisenbones level tho
Why isn't it blue
Hell, we'll put food coloring in it. Make it any damn shade you want.
tight tight tight tight tight
It looks kinda blue, i guess, in the right light. Oh Todd.
Why are you blue
Methamphetamine isn't blue.
Captain cook 🤯
Bro posted homemade rock candy
Bro it's not pure
That looks like shit
It’s just rock candy lol
Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals!
"piss meth isn't real it can't kill you"
Jesse would throw that shit into the desert
water weight refrense in BREAKINF BREAD??/?!1!/!?1//1!/1!? (scary)
\*products without touching*
What did Hernandoberg mean by that?
Unmolested as of yet
not if I can help it
*slides poorly drawn image of superhero Molester Man*
this feels illegal to even look at
Mfw it is illegal to look at pictures of m*th
Edit: censored as per suggestion of reply
It's actually illegal to look at the word too. Please protect the children and write it as m*th.
Just in time, my kids read it and still not cooking meth. Thanks buddy!
we live in a failed state
/uc guys, is unlawfully cooking crystal meth in Mexico under uncertified lab conditions illegal?
You probably won't get in trouble with the actual authorities, but your head might feel inclined to go on a separate journey from your body.
The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.
Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot
Thank you for your service.
Look at bros post karma
bro u watched a whole ass show about the horrors of the drug business and now you get cold feet?
OP what the fuck are you doing on the dark web
/uc Looking for LSD
/rc Looking for meth
/Uc looking for a fuckton of salvia
Do you think salvia and meth will kill my eagle?!
NO. You can only achieve eagle death with 0.99% pure jenkem from Hong Kong
You forgot the carfent bro. Carfent will kill your eagle so hard you'll become one with the earth (literally) namasste 🙏
Numb ass teeth 🦅
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lmao show him the carfax
I know what jenkem is but wtf is carfent
[The best eagle killer](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carfentanil)
What kind of self respecting jenkhead doesn't manufacture their own jenkem? It's nature's gift, so harvest it.
In my experience only 20g of benadryl and a lucky number 7 amount of jenkem huffs will butcher your eagle
Edit: forgot to add that you need to eat 1000000 morning glory seeds
bless, there are other chicanery and drugscirclejerk simultaneous enjoyers
I hope so
DCJ is leaking
You can buy salvia on the regular web
Thank you hank
how do you get there lmao
/uc Read the Bible (darknet bible)
/rc Go to your nearest Los Pollos Hermanos and talk to the store owner
Don’t you have a dental practice to get back to Fred?
downlad tor browser. open it. the end
Check out 1P-LSD, you can get it on the normal internet. It’s the exact same thing but it’s made in actual labs.
One google search says 1P is a schedule 1 drug in the US and a controlled substance in most first world countries.
1P-LSD is definitely not scheduled in the US. Whatever source you’re looking at is wrong.
Why don't you use alphabay? I can never find anything on torrez or tor2dooe
I applaud your honesty
What if told you that you didn’t need a criminal lawyer, you need a CRIMINAL lawyer?
Stick with ol naturál (LSD) that’s what we do in the ABQ, crystal of the land bitch
Where would one aquire such product my fellow kids(I'm a 5"2' cop)
Don't do this.
You'll wind up buying sketchy 25-I analogues. It's less fun than regular acid and might make the roof of your mouth taste like metal for a few weeks.
no, they even test them, and they can't substitute them for nbomes because nbomes are illegal unlike lsd analogs. it's even more legit than buying the original -25 variant. they have a liiitle more weight added, so 150mg of 1cp-lsd is not as potent as lsd-25, but that's by like 10 mg or less. the effect literally the same because it converts into lsd-25 right in your mouth
It's not even blue
You can get LSD prodrugs on the clearnet legally in many countries
/uc be careful, shit could be laced
Fuck reagent testing, real ones convince themselves they’re dying because they’re not sure if it tasted metallic or not
Buying drugs on the DarkNet is safe if you use high-rated vendors, you wont get laced shit. The markets act like Ebay, if someone is selling laced shit then they are going to get terrible reviews and ratings. There's always customers testing the vendors drugs and letting people know in the reviews. It's way safer than buying drugs in person.
/uc Why do darkweb vendors always do the most to make what they’re doing seem as illegal as possible?
Because there is no pretext, you installed tor and sought out a site that sells illegal drugs. Brazenness is part and parcel and nobody there is going to be scared off by the illegality.
but like, it looks comically illegal
it looks comically illegal because it is
most crime does
aint seen nobody robbing a bank with a bag that has a giant dollar sign
You don't think drug dealers have a sense of humor?
tbh most onion sites that sell drugs people visit are scam. the classic normie that has looked at few youtube shideos will look only at the scam ones, or the fake phishing replicas. so it's not really illegal
Because they are the one who knock 😎😎
Hey, im replaying rdr2 what do you think of my outfit
Up to the Los Pollos standards 🤓👌
I am the one looking for Lenny
That literally doesn’t even look like meth
/uc it's speed paste. The picture with the meth was poor quality so I picked this one instead
/rc why it not blue 😰
It’s kinda blue, I mean, it the right light.
(Unironically love the way this dude busts out the word 'aquamarine' like he's not fruity as fuck for picking that color)
That makes sense.
"Someone cooked here."
Bro think he walter white 💀
the shitty laminated BB logo did it for me
[uc] this post has war thunder fans leaking classified documents about military hardware energy
[rc] Posting an image from the Dark Web? An illicit drug market?! And he gets to keep this post up?! What a sick joke!
Must be fake, the picture would be yellow if it were in Mexico.![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|12889)
Just came off CombatFootage of two Ukrainian soldiers literally getting headshotted in a trench to see this in the literal next post of my feed. What the fuck even is this site.
Well at least r/cornedbeefapproved doesn't exist anymore
Wait you guys actually do crystal meth
I thought it was a joke
r/Okbuddychicanery users when the Police stormes their house because they started to sell drugs
average content enjoyed by an r/okbc user
Uj/ Our media illiteracy is gonna be the end of us
/uc People tend to forget that literal r/meth exists out in the wild lol
The meth don't look blue, it's probably of lower purity smh...
Only 94%? It isn't even blue!
darkweb mfs really doing the most to make their illegal action look 10x more illegal
this is not the crossover i was expecting
This is not up to Pollos standards.
this is too much chicanery
uc/ op u on a burner? in a remote location? because brother this ain’t plot armor shit you will get COOKED by the feds
Feds don't care unless op is planning to buy half a kilo AND they can prove it
Wasn’t like bro just visited a meth website, and posted it to an extremely active webspace
“Meth website” I’m guessing you have no clue how the darknet actually works.
Plus it’s not illegal to look at it. You can browse the darknet and unless you purchase something and it can be proven, you’re fine.
Feds glow in the dark, use unmodified weapons and worship the antichrist. I smoke meth, am camouflaged and have incendiary rounds in my M249. They don't stand a chance
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
kid named post honeypot link to okbc
We have already won.
There is corn syrup in your meth.
Bro think people like Hank just out there arresting 30% of the population cus they brows Darkweb for 2 second💀
Bro think he Walter White.
The war on drugs can’t be won. Let people do what they want and have programs that get people clean who wants to get clean.
okbuddychicanery users trying to explain to the cops that the 2.7 pounds of methamphetamine they bought was just a breaking bad reference:
I miss AlphaBay :(((
/uc is it still down!? It's been weeks
It's been many years unless someone stole the name
I was on it a little over a month ago. I don't think the site ever fully went down. Apparently it's still accessible from i2p
Wat is the market in the pic then?
It’s been back up since 2021
Nothing was ever as good as Dream 😔
Not blue and hard? This isn't meth.
Bro seriously marketing and advertising his meth like he selling cough medicine
Get out of my territory!
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Wait you're telling me r/okbuddychicanery enjoyers are just druggie?
/Uc You better hope you have a VPN OP /Rc
/uc Don't need a VPN when you have TOR and Tails
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