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I only have the ordinary Colorado waffles


esportairbud

I have the Wyoming one myself


Ksan_of_Tongass

If you cut the Alaska waffle in half, you'd have 2 waffles bigger than a Texas waffle.


kingxanadu

If from Texas and visited Alaska, it's a beautiful place but whenever someone there found out I'm from Texas the very next thing they'd ask is "you know Alaska is bigger right?" Do Alaskans think Texans are dumb or have never seen a map? Of course we know Alaska is bigger. That's like first grade geography.


James-VZ

Alaska is bigger in size but not in heart. For instance, no one has ever made an Alaska-shaped waffle before.


napping_insomniac

I haven’t ever ordered a BLT on Alaska toast either.


crack-of-a-whip

Baked Alaska is fire though


Secure-Most-6241

Heart? Texans are selfish as fuck. 10 minutes on Stemmons will tell you that.


sittytuckle

Everyone thinks Texans are dumb, lmao.


kingxanadu

Texas gets all the hate when Louisiana is far more deserving and literally right there. Edit: I'm not saying Texas is great by any means but have y'all ever been to Shreveport?


tellmeimbig

The rest of the country's stunted education comes from Texas' regressive textbook choices. The rest of the south just doesn't have Texas money to compensate for the lack of education. Southerners aren't stupid, they've just been fooled, which is harder to fix.


M00nPajamaLlama

Plenty of us down here haven't even been fooled, just gerrymandered and disenfranchised to heck & gone


sittytuckle

You guys pumped for another winter where Texas isn't prepared for anything?


Secure-Most-6241

Not dumb. Willfully selfish as fuck.


dandipants

This is the most underrated comment here!!


Mustang_grams

But we ain’t.


kavishsh1234

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, what am I? Patrick: dumb? SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas Patrick: What's the difference?


buffalojumpone

Yes


0rangutangy

Not sure why, but in Canada we eat New Mexico shaped waffles.


kimblem

They’re uneven on the bottom??


Cryptid-Cringe

Almost every texas hotel has those! So good!!!


Ashamed_Objective_71

Yeah, basically required breakfast equipment for Texas hotels


UXM6901

Well known fact: Texas shaped waffles taste better.


Cryptid-Cringe

Absolutely


LittleTay

But you get less waffle if it's not a circle.


RandomHero27

Thats why you make 2


LittleTay

Then I won't be able to finish the 2nd. That's too much waffle


Kank1k

Skill issue


fcbayernmuenchen

stomach diff


Capital-Status-774

Never too much waffle 🧇


Cryptid-Cringe

To be fair the ones I’ve been to also have a waffle maker that makes 4 mini waffles next to it


ProMikeZagurski

But everything is bigger in Texas.


Secure-Most-6241

Must be true. I’ve never seen a bigger asshole than Raphael Cruz or Greg Abbott.


karnerblu

I stayed in a Philadelphia hotel and the waffles were shaped like the liberty bell


nirad

I stayed in Chile and their waffle was actually just a single noodle.


lmaytulane

Wouldn't the crack make the syrup go everywhere? Might as well eat a pancake


UncommonBrother

It better have that crack in the mold!!


tellmeimbig

I was in an air bnb in Philadelphia and breakfast was cat food and pigeon eggs with a slab of milk steak.


karnerblu

Same thing


pellakins33

The angriest hotel review I’ve ever read was from a woman who was very upset about the line for the Texas shaped waffles.


2GRFEoilconsumption

The lines can get pretty large.


Charm_MentumKat

Everything’s bigger in Texas


HighOnGoofballs

Those are in every roadside motel in the state that has a breakfast bar i'm pretty sure


maybenotquiteasheavy

Everything's Texas in Texas


Ashamed_Objective_71

It's Texas all the way down


nightauthor

Out electron clouds are shaped like texas


bargainkangaroo

I think I've heard that country song


lmaytulane

Lol


DMAtherton

Yes. Source: I am originally from Texas, and have taken many day/weekend trips.


Ben-bean

Ya, seeing some one see this for the first time is funny


fucktooshifty

manny's a lucky guy


[deleted]

I love that the Texas waffle is on a small paper plate with a low quality, melted fork next to it


BostonUniStudent

And quality New England maple syrup is not legally allowed to touch it. This waffle only accepts unleaded Aunt Jemima's corn syrup.


[deleted]

How dare you! It's not JUST corn syrup, it's corn syrup mixed with high fructose corn syrup. smh.


Ill-Lingonberry9296

🤣 You mean "Pearl Milling Company" syrup?


fredbrightfrog

These are usually at the free serve yourself breakfast at motels, of course it has a paper plate. There's no one washing dishes at this type of establishment.


donnie_dark0

My guess is that melted fork is a result of trying to struggle free the waffle from the waffle iron. I bet the fight was a mildly enjoyable spectacle, in terms of what excitement you'd hope to see at a hotel breakfast buffet. Yee. Haw. Wrangle that Texas-shaped carb loaf cowboy.


[deleted]

Using a plastic fork to get the Texas waffle out of the waffle maker makes for a much better story tbh


Ill-Lingonberry9296

It's not low quality. It's biodegradable. They make them from corn or soy or some shit. The downside is they melt super easily.


[deleted]

If you're trying to eat something warm with a fork that melts, it's low quality


Saul-Funyun

If you’re trying to eat a waffle with a plastic fork, that’s some user error.


[deleted]

Sometimes you have to play the cards you've been dealt


Saul-Funyun

Big chunky waffles like that are for hands.


Ill-Lingonberry9296

Define low quality. If you are trying to eat something warm with a fork that could literally go into a compost pile as opposed to a landfill, I would say it's high quality. They do melt though, and are not ideal for piping hot food.


[deleted]

Eating utensils that melt when you're eating are low quality regardless of what trash heap they end up in lol. It makes no sense to make or use eating utensils that melt when you're eating when there's silverware available that can be easily washed and reused and won't end up in any dumpster.


FitRepresentative738

I find it hard to believe anyone is using biodegradable anything in Texas.


Ill-Lingonberry9296

They apparently are. I work in event production and we have been using this stuff, easily for 10 years. Even from a picture I can recognize that as a biodegradable fork as opposed to a standard plastic. Here is the rub with that stuff. Most places that use it, say a music festival for instance, will have a landfill-compost-recycle bin set up. The idea is that all flatware (forks, etc) cups and plates can go into compost with the food scraps. Cans/bottles in recycle. Wrappers, etc. in trash. Nobody takes the 5 seconds to separate so it's all all wash anyway.


annoying97

I guess the saying isn't true. Not everything is bigger in Texas.


homiej420

Yeah and the waffle is smaller when its shaped like this!


j1h15233

But it tastes better!


geishabird

My first thought is to try and figure out if I am losing or gaining waffle with this shape, over the standard square or circle. I think I’m losing waffle. I can count at least 10 syrup pockets that are missing.


JoeyG1111

“No. Don’t post that. People are going to think you’re a nitpicking weirdo…” I’m glad you’re here.


Loudergood

Yeah but you aren't getting the good syrup anyway.


NYC-CHI-SF_Runner

Everything’s Texas in Texas.


PizzaNormal965

In Louisiana, you get a whole waffle with a Fleur di lis imprint. Imagine trying to put a Louisiana shaped waffle on a plate..


UraniumRocker

You can make anything in the shape of texas, and it’ll sell like hotcakes


Otto-Erotic

The H.E.B. grocery chain down in Texas used to sell Texas shaped tortilla chips.


Syllogism19

They used to and [they still do](https://www.heb.com/product-detail/h-e-b-texas-shaped-corn-tortilla-chips/127886). And home sized mini [Texas shaped waffle makers](https://www.heb.com/product-detail/dash-texas-red-mini-waffle-maker/5440537).


Otto-Erotic

The H.E.B. By me must have a terrible selection of chips, because mine doesn’t have them.


Syllogism19

Holy smokes! What kind of unpatriotic Texans are you living amongst! Next you'll be telling me you don't have Texas shaped nuggets or pasta or cheese/sausage sold in a Texas shaped package or cheeze it knockoffs but Texas shaped.


mkitch55

I bought a tiny Texas-shaped waffle maker at H-E-B.


infiveoutfive

It always surprises me when I’m at a hotel outside of Texas and I go “oh yeah, Texas waffles are only in Texas”


ppbeez

IVE HAD A WAFFLE LIKE THIS... leave it to texas to make their own waffles


Jacubsooon

And they taste fucking rad. I don’t see the problem here.


miguescout

this made me remember the c**kwaffle...


s0meguynamedmatt

I remember several years ago when we went to Oklahoma driving through Texas. Had a stop in Texas the previous day, where we had a hotel breakfast featuring Texas shaped waffles. The next day in Oklahoma, my (at the time 5 year old) daughter asks, "Why aren't the waffles shaped like Texas? Is their thing broken?" Had to break it to her that not all hotel waffles are Texas shaped. Still remind her about it every time we stay in a state other than Texas.


ratliffir

In Texas Everything shaped like Texas


dwoodruf

When the W on my keyboard broke my waffle turned out awful.


FirstTimeRodeoGoer

What happened to that fork?


hustla-the-rabbit

Finally someone’s asking the real questions!


el_supreme_duderino

Some districts look gerrymandered.


house_on_fire_

Haha I forgot that that wasn’t a thing everywhere


CaptainRipp

I visited the Austin capital building once on vacation, and the literal door hinges were shaped like Texas. ANYTHING can be Texas.


FourTwentyABC

I once ate breakfast at a Maryland hotel, which had a Texas waffle iron


Shnuggy67

So so cute 😍 💓


TinCanSailor987

The only way this post could be better would be if this waffle was served in Massachusetts.


p0k3man_1000

Bro no cap I've been there and actually eaten it is that the one close to the hustin airport


LittleRedRidingHo90

Lol yup that’s my favorite part about our hotels 😩👌🏾😂


FrontBackBrute

eyyy, i got a texas waffle at a texas hotel too! salado?


[deleted]

Everything in Texas is Texas shaped 😭


JustSomeOnlineNerd

As a Texan, I can confirm this is a thing in most big brand hotels here, at least the ones that serve free breakfast.


malotron1

The breakfast crew every morning... "THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIIIIIIGHT!" *Customers in line* CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP..."Deep in the heart of Texaaaaaas!"


Hige_Kuma

That waffle looks nothing like a hotel. Looks more like a Texas waffle in a hotel.


david_daley

Pro Tip: mix light corn syrup and chambord liquor for syrup. Courtesy of a brunch-o-holoic in Houston.


lukethe

This is standard in Texas. Makes em better too. Idk how


babyvs

I'm born and raised in TX. I've been to little chain hotels all over the state and I can tell you that these are a thing everywhere and always have been. It's funny to think of someone from out of state seeing this and thinking its weird, because it is honestly, but they've always been normal to me lol.


ncshooter426

For the true experience, you have to eat it in the dark.


Syllogism19

and in the heat or cold depending on the season.


zeontrooper

im not seeing the breakfast gun...


ExportOrca

Red Roof Inn in Denton?


CesarTheSanchez

A waffle shaped like something? Wooooah! DEFINITELY BELONGS ON THIS SUB! Clearly! OP WOULD SEE MICKEY SHAPED PANCAKES IN DISNEY WORLD AND BE LIKE “woaaahh I didn’t know they did that here!”


tachack

Until other states have waffles widespread in the shape of that state, there is no debate of the greatest state.


Admiral_Donuts

So... Wyoming and Colorado?


PawCrusader

They must have run out of AK-47 shaped waffles.


ihatetexas-oo7

…and Texas still sucks!!!


godspeeding

*our government* sucks. the state itself has some pretty beautiful biodiversity and some cool cities


Mjrkx

That is so big


torchictoucher

Looks like texas


KnottiMunki

A Hampton?


YoungDeathWish

I just realized how similar New York and Texas are in shape


kyinva

How to start an Ohio morning


Randeth

Doesn't every state have their own state shaped waffle makers?


X_antaM

I kinda want those now


coastalremedies

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio that had these. It was cool


2GRFEoilconsumption

Those are fucking delicious. Even the normal ones.


[deleted]

If you order it by accident, they force you to eat it


anthonyNOTtony

Are the pancakes and bagels also Texas-shaped?


Top-Bear-8328

lmao, why does it feel that I know this place ? hahaha


SkaCubby

Everything’s batter in Texas!


Pump_Drawz

I don't know, but something about this reminds me of Texas. Hm I wonder... [Joke]


tobsn

I bet it’s cold. ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ


ItsJustMeJenn

I had one of these at a Marriot in Texas lol As a Californian I got a good chuckle out of how small it was.


lickalotapusasourus

I don't wanna brag but can buy Texas shaped ribeye steaks at my HEB.. who am I kidding, I'm totally bragging


BallisticTorch

Everything is bigger in Texas, except that waffle.


GregIsUgly

Reading that title hurt my tiny brain


FatalPinkness

OMG I had the same waffle the morning after I landed in Texas. Bestwestern in a weird neighborhood per chance?


whyareisamoftheyes

One does not diss thine chocolate Texas waffle


willowbillow10

The notification for this post made me mess up in my screen recording for a video I'm mad now


Rectum_Rambo

Welcome to new hampshuh


AiluHymnedLigature

Howdy neighbor


Pickel_Bucket_317

Was this in Dallas because I think I stayed there


t0mt0mt0m

Plated in Texas need to be bigger


jbrd42

On a paper plate with a partially melted plastic fork. Swanky.


aworldwithoutshrimp

Look what you did https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/texas-electric-grid-failure-warm-up/amp/


katec0587

Texas shaped waffles taste better. It’s science. Or maybe our unjustified amount of state pride…


the_orange_alligator

Maybe living in Texas all my life has warped my perspective, but this is just cute


HookersAreTrueLove

People are just jealous that they don't have waffle irons for their own states. Whenever I see Texas waffles, all I can think about is how much I want a Wisconsin waffle iron.


the_orange_alligator

You could theoretically use a cookie cutter, but I guess that’s just not the same


Rad2474

Friendship.


Capital-Status-774

As a Texan, you’re a hater


Eyes_Snakes_Art

Everything’s butter in Texas


Cananbaum

Texas is very… prideful with being well, Texas. I remember my family in 2006 was moving across country and we stopped at a roadhouse BBQ outside Amarillo. The mirror in the bathroom was shaped like Texas, they burned outlines of Texas into the toast, and nearly any surface has “TEXAS” written on it.


CheGetBarras

My Texas waffle iron had a star in the middle


Well2far

‘Hey Patrick what am i now?’


rcvard

If your hotel has a Texas waffle maker and Golden Malted batter, you’ll have a terrific breakfast.


Common-Mountain1351

You can buy those makers at the grocery store here


Burglekutt_2000

I think you should be able to make waffles and pancakes any shape you want. You know, for fun! So yes, of course that is a thing.


ttugeographydude1

Best wedding gift, even if you aren’t from Texas


HVACdaddy

Fairfield inn?


Sashimiroll16

America confuses me


PieCreeper

That's pretty cool.


Remote-Direction963

Ah see a true Texan and a man of culture here


Smokybare94

That waffle looks smaller than what most other states would serve.


Mustang_grams

Cause that’s how we roll.


Native56

Great I want a waffle lol


ThatAndrew2004

Now ask them to make the lower 48 out of these bad bois


321mushroom123

Damn, I’m from australia and I was so confused, I thought it was an animal or sum


East-Capital-9282

Was that at the Sonesta in San Antonio? If so, say hello to Dusty the manager from Kicker


mnoodles

Love the bent prongs on the plastic fork, brings back good memories of hastily eating a hotel lobby breakfast before a fun day


b4andrews

It's, like, big in Texas.


Dr_Brown_Bro

I sell pancakes and pancake accessories.


urstoopid2

does it make texas shaped turds


Blyyth

Oh, look, abortion waffles.


[deleted]

As a Texan I can confirm that we, in fact, have the cutest waffles in the United States .


Nall-ohki

>Everything's bigger in Texas! This is smaller than both a square or a circular waffle of the same extents... it sounds like Texas may be exaggerating about how great it is again.


JustSarahtheMechanic

Hmm.. I wasn't aware that there were non-Texas shaped waffles out there.


AspectOvGlass

Everything we have here is Texas shaped. Texas table, Texas waffles, Texas chairs, Texas nuggets.


carafleur421

Nobody loves Texas like Texas.


Nate1257

Hmmm I wonder where this waffle is from. 🤔


GeauxTigers865

Looks like a normal sized waffle. I think their motto stops right before breakfast foods.