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neph36

They are all engorged where do you even get this


techGore60

Probably picked off of an animal. Sometimes outside dogs get covered in these bastards.


VidalukoVet

True, once in Mexico a stray dog had like 300 in the body, I basically kidnaped it, cleaned it, gave it a pill that for a month he would not get ticks again I could not keep it, nor put it to adoption or shelter, is hard here to do that, I just hope he is good this day (was like 3 years ago)


BigBeagleEars

I got an old man dog, his name is Fraggle and he is a Rock. Went to adaption place 15 years ago to look for a buddy. First dog I saw was Fraggle, with a volunteer getting him to chill. Asked what’s up, they said he was just brought in, had 300 ticks on him, found chained up in backyard of abandoned house. He wasn’t up for adoption yet. Toured the place, didn’t much like any of the other dogs. Went back to volunteer and Fraggle, said I want this dog, they both lit up and we made it happen. Best day of my life


wuthappenedtoreddit

I had a dog and his name was king. I told the dog about everything.


mahtaliel

But you promised you'd never tell anyone our secret!!


R1jshrik

I had a dog and his name was Jim.I didnt tell anything to him.


MeantForMushrooms

I had a dog and his name was Gus. He use to howl when I started to fuss.


click_track_bonanza

I had a dog and his name was Chuck


Johnnybravo60025

Any pictures of Fraggle?


ShuckU

Give us the dog tax!


Right_Put_9781

What was the name of the pill?


VidalukoVet

Nexgard


Right_Put_9781

Thanks man, appreciate it.


Boxerboy16

This stuff works great!!


Wise_Coffee

Bravecto is great too! Works for 3 months does fleas ticks and worms. Relatively affordable we pay about 45CAD for a dose. When it comes to flea and tick treatment, especially with cats, please seek veterinary advice. Many OTC flea and tick treatments have pyretherins in them which are deadly to cats (it's a neurotoxin). Also get a TickTwister. Best tool ever to get these little fuckers out


twig115

Also bravecto is a chew tab that lasts for 3 months


[deleted]

You sir are an angel


moschles

Funny that you should mention Mexico. Warning NSFL. >!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsC2360zddI!<


SixGunZen

Good God.


Lee_Mann

Couldn't decipher any of the comments


Maxzapan

Spanish speaker here! They were just saying that those aren't ticks, those are actually seeds that are used to treat some skin ailments.


Georgicus132

That actually makes way more sense, considering he only had them there, and the kids neck didn't look anywhere near inflamed enough to have had that many ticks removed.


MC_Gambletron

Even now that I know they're seeds, it is still a terrible day to have eyes.


Beginning_Try8217

Thank you sir


pmoney50pp

OP pulled them off his nutsack after going hiking.


An_Ethicist

I can confirm. I was the nutsack.


Gul_Dukat__

Did you shave? Lookin’ different


An_Ethicist

perhaps


emerson1396

Damn dude, I laughed way too hard at this haha


emufarmer123

This is a guy on 4chan who goes out at night an collects ticks from the local hedgehogs. No word of a lie


MasterofNoneya

what the fuck


terrence906

Hell, and I need them to go back immediately


kylejamesssss

I hope I get the rare Lyme flavored one.


Tobywillygal

Not so rare, I got Lyme disease I think on a trip to Pennsylvania. Was diagnosed a few years after being bitten and did a really long treatment. Then I was raking up leaves in West Coast Canada and found one embedded in my armpit when I went back in the house. Shortly after I had a bullseye rash which proves you have been infected with Lyme and I had to do another antibiotic treatment for Lyme...much shorter than the first time. I squirm every time I see a picture of a tick.


mrsweezydc

this sadly makes me hungry for raisin bran, with yogurt covered raisins added


Bierbart12

It took me until this comment to break my denial and realize that these are not delicious treats I wish you could scream without screaming


verpa85

I wasn't paying attention and thought it was small bugs mixed in among peanuts at first. Literally screamed at my phone. First time ever. Well played, OP, well played.


cwifterthanchris

Trail Tix


youareovaryacting

r/forbiddensnacks


mbleslie

Why did I have to scroll down this far


Bierbart12

Reads the sticker on the solid white plastic container that you, a convict, have just picked out of SCP-261's tray. A voice from the wall speakers exclaims "Proceed to the taste test."


[deleted]

i hate you so fucking much oh my god how could you do this to me.


buzzbot235

I almost threw my phone across the room when I realized what I was looking at.


[deleted]

I don't know what I'm looking at


Dariusofpersia68

What you are looking at is a mixture of fleas and ticks


AaachO_O

r/ForbiddenSnacks


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squidtorturer

Good bot


TyrannosaurusSnacks

Good bot


Phantisia

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK


mrsweezydc

this sadly makes me hungry for raisin bran, with yogurt covered raisins added


shnnrr

ACCKAHCKAAAAAHHH


mrsweezydc

this sadly makes me hungry for raisin bran, with yogurt covered raisins added


ChillyBearGrylls

Once you pop, you just can't stop


YaWitIt

For real! This title is criminal.


Luciferisntlonely

I said the same thing. I hate op for this. I will never be able to look at trail mix again. Nightmare fuel added to the fire


Ambitious_Ad_5918

The yogurt covered peanuts and raisins are my favorites. Sweet and chewy.


lowtack

It's fun to try and bite them before they bite you


UnreadThisStory

Juicy but a little crunchy. Packed with iron, too!


Usual-Set-328

why


Syber2150

mmmmm, coppery


angel_and_devil_va

Mmm, gushers!


esquzeme

That made me gag.


angel_and_devil_va

Then my work here is done.


Glum-Relief1368

Did all those come from one dog?


nom_nom44

Could have been a deer. Or cow. I’m guessing either a bigger animal or a group of animals


mrsweezydc

sweet sweet scarlet caroline


Ftpiercecracker1

I hate you.I hate you.I hate you.I hate you.I hate you.


angel_and_devil_va

😁


SkrodLaDa

Someone actually tried a [forbidden gusher](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/vkny5s/guy_eats_a_tick_full_of_blood/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share).


Kaylibee

To heck with you and that post! 🤮


Small_Introduction94

Dear god man... You win!


IndependentFriend271

r/angryupvote


RepresentativeAd560

If I jam them into my taint hard enough do you think we could get prostate fluid filled ones?


turn_around99

What a day to have eyes.


RepresentativeAd560

Where we're going....


turn_around99

We won’t need eyes to see


Imgonnaeatpoo

Ticks are scarier than spiders and you can't change my mind


lostyourmarble

Spider are cool and don’t carry disease or wipe out moose.


ruulox

Spiders (except for recluses) are friends.


MTB3211

and widows


LifeIsBizarre

The spiders they don't tell you about and they have to send the military out to deal with wipe out moose.


lostyourmarble

I’m Canadian. My spiders are all friends.


Lazsnaz

Unfortunately they are related.


Bierbart12

So are mites, but some mites are friends too


disusedhospital

Everything is related. Geckos and cobras are related, but geckos are far less murdery than cobras.


mimthebaker

Watch a Geico commercial and then say that to my face


oenguinprime49

Fun fact: the original voice of the Geico gecko was [Kelsey Grammer](https://youtu.be/9LwASBkp0vo)


mari_mari97

Spiders are little cute friends, ticks are monsters from the deepest pits of hell.


ThankeekaSwitch

I worked for a vet and we had a dog come in once, LOADED with ticks. There is a blue water formula we would fill a jar with and put them in it. We were nearing the end and dog leg jerked and kicked the jar over. Wet ticks went everywhere. It was horrible.


uuuukkkkkmjhgg

fuck off that is an absolutely disgustinggg sight😭


RepresentativeAd560

Imagine what stepping on them was like. Do it.


Walter-Haynes

Good. Squash them all. Vile abominations of nature. They are a living argument against religion; no loving God could curse us, innocents, with something as evil as having those pests run amuck. I spit on them. And *then* I step on them. Squash squash squash.


6chrier

This guy has killed some fucking ticks.


Walter-Haynes

Damn straight. Little shits got me and my cat one time too many.


RepresentativeAd560

Don't sugar coat it, tell us how you really feel


Daxx22

pop. pop pop. poooooooop.


pop5656

Lyme flavored


findhumorinlife

Take my angry upvote and get outta here!


Crosstitch_Witch

I wish I had an award to give you for making me snort-laugh.


ow_my_balls

Skittles brought back lime BTW. Idk


thebluevanman73

kill it with fire


falloutbouy

Whyy are there so many???


Trolopez

And well fed?!


RealQuickNope

Oh fuck that shit. Fuck it. Nope. r/nope Spiders and snakes are cool, they don’t bother me. Not much bothers me. Ticks fucking bother me. Fuck them. Ugh. This post can fuck all the way off.


gimmeecoffee420

I immediately knew something looked.. wrong.. God help me i didnt know HOW wrong though...


5280mtnrunner

Took me way too long...


Ethril

For some reason my head went to huge tonsiliths, it took me awhile to get to ticks. For a moment, I was trying to figure out why ants and tonsiliths were mixed in a cup.


redherringbones

For real, I started at the picture for a straight minute before I realized those brown spots were heads...of a massive amount of ticks...*shudder*


CrimsonFoxes

I thought they were tiny red spiders in trail mix... and then looked at the comments and realized the trail mix was BODIES


left4alive

I shouldn’t have looked. I knew what it was, I didn’t need the closer view. I just took a tick off my dog a couple days ago and I’ve still been having tick nightmares and losing sleep. I ordered a bunch of tick repellent at 4am the night after.


ShadowFox_XD

This is cursed trail mix is what it is


[deleted]

Let the birds feast on this, put the bowl outside


killallklingons

My chickens would go.bonkers for this.


Lil_Elf81

But wouldn’t that possibly have blood running down their face from the ticks? That would be such a scary sight.


ChillyBearGrylls

Chickens would remember being dinosaurs if they weren't so dumb


studentindisstress

Lol thank you for the laugh


Quetzal-Labs

Never live on a farm lol. The sight of a pen of chickens when a mouse dares to enter is something that will stick with you forever. Real Hellraiser shit.


Lil_Elf81

Birds are mini TRexs. Ruthless


chr15c

r/forbiddensnacks


darknebula79

Forbidden humbug candies


702deuce

r/purelyterrifying


Inosuke-495

Trail mix... No this is Reddit we have trail ticks


Fresh_Like_Mike

You wild asf for posting this.


Gold_Satisfaction494

Yall fuckin got me. High as shit and see that? Yea… I’m cronchin those bloody beans


Tricky-Mick

Fuck that, fuck you, fuck this. What the fuck. Aaaaahhhhhh that’s not trail mix you psychopath. Edit: This is my most upvotes ever! Thanks everyone!


Ladymalis

Im screeching inside


darknebula79

Forbidden humbug candies


Dolorisedd

Thank you for so eloquently representing my exact sentiment.


Tricky-Mick

You are most welcome. I was so shocked and disgusted it was all I could manage.


ChillyBearGrylls

Trail ticks mix, nature's gushers


justxJoshin

Oh, i dont see anything off.... oh god im gonna vomit.


fiddyfy

Oh, tr—zOhMyGod whAaT aCtuUaL fUuUuu—! I AM STILL SCREAMING.


Euler_20_20

"Wait, what's so terrifying about trail... ohhhh. My fucking god." Get you a possum; they'd be in heaven.


amhinnant

Are those all fucking TICKS?


InputEmitter

Little Timmy came inside the house one afternoon after playing outside with the dog. Mother looked over to see if Little Timmy was having fun. She immediately gasped as she saw his face, covered in what looked like jam or jelly, or worse, he might've had cut his face. "Timmy! What is this all over your face?!", she asked "It's jam mama!" Little Timmy replied "Did you get a sandwich from Mrs. Stebner next door?" "No mama. It was grapes!" He exclaimed With a look of puzzlement, she asked "Where did you find grapes Little Timmy?" "The dog has grapes mama!" Said Little Timmy with great delight "The dog has grapes? Show me" she said with even more puzzlement Little Timmy reached into his pocket and grabbed a handful of the dog grapes. Mother covered her mouth with a hurried hand to contain the gasps and screams she wanted to let loose. Little Timmy had picked full ticks from the dog and had a snack. I'm not sorry


Desperate-Strategy10

Well you should be.


Ire-is

Fucking Timmy


HeftyPegasus737

r/tihi


Fearless_Pop2291

Set it on fire 🔥


Dry_Spinach_3441

I guess OP is Satan. We found Satan's username.


Cucumbersome55

WHYYYY tf would anyone have this?! Do not say "they probably have an animal" .. I've never seen more than a few ticks on my animals, Godfuckingshit Nasty motherfucker, somebody is...


Drengerous

Why. Why God?


Ok_Implement_7228

Trail *Tix*


k0uch

Forbidden Gushers


peachnecctar

I’ve seen a baby deer covered in probably 3x this amount. It was so devastating but I was able to nurse it to health and get the ticks removed, vet checks etc and thankfully it ended up being healthy enough to release back into the wild


ComfortableRelevant1

Just found out I have Lyme disease yesterday :)


redpillman26

Oh shit! Hope you’re okay, I’ve heard that’s horrible.


longdongsilver2071

I really thought this was trail mix until I saw the sub. Those white chocolate colored raisins looked bomb.com


PurrSniKitty007

Eww lol


Horbigast

Was this harvested off a herd of cattle or something?


Spiritual-Feature241

More like tick mix, yum!


-Ok-Perception-

What kind of nuts are those? All different colors? Kind of a weirdHOLY SHITT!!!!


GuronT

Best post I've seen here in weeks


CrispiestNightmare

I actually like to burn me trail mix before I eat it, so let me go get the community flamethrower brb


Awkward_Rock_5875

r/forbiddensnacks


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Maleficent-Shine1967

Yo. Those are ticks.


Cantore18

This photo should be deleted from the internet.


PM_ME_UR_SECRETsrsly

I zoomed in looking for what was off about it. I saw a bunch of legs but no bodies. Then I gasped and zoomed out when I realized I was looking at the bodies.


voxism743

Hydraulic Press


Hackedhaccount

Silly rabbit Tix are for kids.


YodaVader1977

You got me, you beautifully disgusting bastard. Take my upvote. For a few seconds - not even a second, a few of them - I thought “what an odd array of nu…holy fuck”


nicksbrunchattiffany

This is not oddly terrifying. This is just terrifying


stugotsT

Thats a lot of protein


[deleted]

Those are ticks gross 😝


AnAverageOutdoorsman

Ooh nopeeee


Snoo22566

AAAAÀAAAAAAA


IaIaKuthooolooo21

I legit thought this was a bowl of trail mix with inadequately dried raisins. I know I know, I need a new prescription.


WPCarey85

In the immortal words of Jordan Peele…. NOPE!


BaconFairy

That looks like pebbles. Should post in misleading thimbnails


bigkeef69

*Trail Ticks


doomvetch92

Seal that shit in concrete and drop it down into the deepest depths of the Mariana’s trench, then set fire to the ocean.


Guitarist_N64

Oh what a nice bow- HOLY SHIT


emerson1396

I absolutely hate this, thank you :)


SecretlyFriends

Fall decorations already?


Plus-Needleworker974

TrAiL TiCkS


Cool_Guy_Clay

I thought that there was only big ticks little did I know that the whole thing was ticks


ScreamingOpossumAhh

I hope I get the rare Lyme flavored one


Tartsmeef

Silly rabbit, Ticks are for kids!


Sophisticated_Slurp

Fuck no that's enough reddit for a year


darknebula79

I used to wonder why some candies are called humbugs Now I know why


xBirdisword

You WILL eat the bugs


AdamFeoras

Leave these out for the crows. Blackbirds love these things.


pazuzusboss

What am I mis…. Um are those ticks?


MWRoach

Trail mix? What's so scary about trail m-OH MY GOD 😳😱


cariboo2

I just scared my dog off my lap with my visceral reaction to this.


charlie523

oh my fucking god don't do this to me I was so traumatized from my encounter of an engorged tick last month. Brought my 9 month old golden camping and everything was going well and we were sitting by the fire just chilling. my dog was chilling beside me and I was petting the back of his neck where it's very fluffy and soft and I felt a huge knot. I was like okay let me pull on it a little but the more I felt around the knot the more suspicious I got. The texture of the knot was very strange and kinda smooth. I took a closer look and parted all his fur and freaked out. It was HUGE engorged tick and my fingers have been caressing this thing for a good minute. Thankfully we had a multi-tool around with a plier and I got this mofo out from the base and then threw it into the campfire. Checked his body up and down for more but didn't find any more. ​ these things can go die in hell. I wish I could forget what they feel like on my fingers


cannabis_breath

Yogurt covered almonds, corn nuts, pumpkin seeds, red and green raisins, chocolate chips, and pine nuts. Looks delicious!


CosmicLuci

Oh gosh… When I first saw it, I thought raisins. Then noticed the different colors and thought rocks. Those aren’t either of those things


Concertcat24

Forbidden trailmix


SeriousLeeTV

Oooooooh! It's all ticks! Goddamn, that's next level nasty. Thanks for sponsoring my next nightmare!


apistoletov

So what is it, nuts stylized as ticks, or ticks stylized as nuts? Can someone explain?


Some_Rando-o

More of a blursed image


agripo777

Posts like this really tick me off


FreshChickenEggs

No. Some of that looks like ticks


BoooringUser

Leave some big grey ones please, those are my favorite


Demokka

Wait. Those aren't peanuts