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MechaG-01

Imagine if it was animated and could flex its legs and tail


Picnut

I was just wishing that was a thing


MechaG-01

That would be so cool. But freaky.


Practical_Culture833

It is possible, you'd need some small motors and rope inside of it, make it water proof, have a wire coming off of it into the base into a programmable chip that occasionally sends pulse to the motor


MoeKara

100%, even cheaper would be to use one servo motor. It would make all the legs twitch together but it could look cool.


JamesJakes000

Add something to randomize the movement! Any time of the day, or night, it should just start and stop on its own!


MoeKara

That would be amazing! Maybe even a sensor for light changes and/or movement. It would be cool to see it react and twitch when the lights are turned on. Or if the glass is tapped.


SupergruenZ

Motion detector. They are cheap. Can be scavenged from cheap night lights.


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capacitive touch sensors are also super cheap, and could definitely be implemented for tapping the glass.


plexxer

And an option to set it on a timer and keep one in the guest bedroom on the nightstand. Bonus if it the contents could be completely obscured until the alarm time.


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JamesJakes000

Calm down Satan!


MoeKara

That's a huge compliment, thank you. I think ive found my life's calling


Practical_Culture833

That is very possible OH WE COULD ATTACH A BLUETOOTH MODULE, and make it dance to music whenever we play some toons😆 so we have it on creepy mode then switch it to dance mode for memes


chtulhuf

And sell NFT of all the dance combos you compose!


GlitterFartTart

Please get on that and contact me cuz I need this in my life


marquias89

Also needs to have a motion sensor for when you get really close where it jumps


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Don't even need that, just make the model around a bladder and use air or hydraulic pressure to flex it.


monsieurpommefrites

UGHHGHHHGHHGH just the thought is enough to make me shudder


qoou

Put ferrous metal encased in tips of limbs with flexible joints. Put electromagnet in base and top. Occasionally induce a variable strength and polarity magnetic field.


torriattet

Just use fishing line since the fluid is already pretty opaque


Principal_Insultant

Or forego moving parts and just add a couple of electromagnets in the upper and lower rim to attract metal inserts in the face-hugger.


the-artist-

All of the parts that are used in RC planes and boats would work perfectly from inside of it.


Montpierce

What are you waiting for?


Practical_Culture833

Ok ill see what I can make. I will attempt to buy supplies and come up with a blueprint


x7heCH13Fx

Take it step further and make it an alarm that's programmed to look for your face and have it crawl out and hug your face. We have the technology!


MechaG-01

I'll pass bruh


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Well, trouble awakening has been solved.


Chris_8675309_of_42M

It should first give you an audible warning so you can wake up on your own and save the face hugging for slow wakers. Maybe: "You got a real purty mouth ain't ya?"


mukash18

Nah it will probably sent you back with heart attack


thehouseisalive

Looks like love at first sight


Sad-Artichoke-2174

Came looking for this quote. Was not disappointed.


PapaBorq

But only for a second, in random 10 to 20 minute intervals. Occasionally a twitch. "Hey.. did thing just move?"


MechaG-01

Dude the twitching would be awesome


browndog03

It could act as an alarm clock and wake you up by suddenly lunging up against the glass with a loud thump! That scene made everyone in the theater jump. Hell of a bad way to wake up though…


Prankishbear

Looks like someone’s in love!


the_gato_says

Or movements so slow you can’t tell it’s moving but come back a couple hours later and it’s in a new position


MechaG-01

It's watching you


deronadore

Wake up in the night and just hear clink clink. You think to yourself what the hell? Then you hear it again. Clink clink. Go to switch on your lamp and this thing is fucking wriggling around. No way in hell.


milqi

WHY?? LMAO I would shit my bed every fucking time it moved.


MechaG-01

It'll be rly cool tho Your friends will be like WOAH


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MechaG-01

Ohhh that's good


GroundStateGecko

Let the legs repeatedly hit the lamp to make an alarm. And if it's snoozed too long, the glass will break.


Enlight1Oment

and can make screeching sounds for your alarm clock


bringer-of-light-

But it doesn't say that in the ads and buyers will be unaware


twiggy_trippit

Nope. As someone who saw Alien for the first time at age 6 and has had recurring nightmares of it his entire life, all the nope.


ostiDeCalisse

Haha! Like just some slightly perceptible reflexes would be awesome!


Zuegma197777

Like a random twitch.


King-Cobra-668

with a motion sensor mode. off/always on/motion activated


TakeshiKovacs46

And now I’m gonna have nightmares about a lamp I don’t even own!!


hatsnatcher23

Just an alarm that’ll have it flail about


sprgsmnt

thud!


Gyrovague_Greyling

Aww, yes! And a little bubbler in the bottom - maybe some bump sensors so it flexes when you tap on the glass.


MechaG-01

Literally everyone responding to my comment gives more and more ideas for the design and I'm definitely not liking it. It's creeping me out LOL


pedsmursekc

T'was my first thought when I saw this


KidRed

It should twitch every few hours.


Ladyboughner

Imagine it was not and did it anyways 😬


bungaloasis

I'd love if it tried to escape every hour, like bubbles and a strong little shake on the hour that many times.


1APENNY2APENNY

Thanks for that thought. Sleep is highly overrated anyway.


MojoDragon365

Is this a thing for sale? Because If the lamp in the pic isn't for sale, then I'm totally making my own and I'll make sure to add animatronics


MechaG-01

i mean i dunno but if you can make it even creepier go ahead


KeithMyArthe

I'd hug the face of anyone who'd give me one of these.


DhanOver

well done… now get out back on your ship


Cross88

"Looks like love at first sight to me."


Leetcoder20

Hentai moment


Macaronitime69

If i knew how i would go out of my way to make the facehugger wiggle it’s fingers


ArtoriusBravo

Bonus points if you manage to pair it with some sensors. That way, it will only move if someone is close enough.


Macaronitime69

You Fucking GENIUS


ArtoriusBravo

Thanks, but I'm just evil.


Flexington-Gold

I'd buy one of these as a present for my sister, then secretly buy a second one and remove the alien. After making her watch the alien movie one night. I secretly switch out the lamps while she's asleep. I'll make a loud noise in the middle of the night, so she wakes up and turns on her lamp. Only to see the alien is missing. After that night. I'll hide the alien somewhere in her room, to eventually discover it.


Im-wierd-ok

satan:Just wanna say Imma huge fan.


Nuicakes

Ah, a moment of laughter, a lifetime of therapy.


inarizushisama

As you do.


Mirotheg

Satan is afraid of you


A_wild_so-and-so

I randomly came across a rubber face hugger alien at a yard sale. I took it home because my roommate loved Alien. Then began our escapades of trying to hide the face hugger in places to scare each other. What I'm saying is: you need a rubber facehugger to make this plan really come together ;)


TheBallTongue

You are one evil motherfucker.


Chufflarry

The money in my bank account was gone the moment I saw this


rms76

I opened the comments to find a purchase link.


zslayer89

Did you find one?


Moraii

Did you?!? I can’t. Close https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1248431854/alien-jar-xenomorph-specimen-facehugger?ref=share_v4_lx


Double-0-N00b

It seems to have been a homemade Halloween project, so no, not for sale


SarkyCherry

Every comment is asking where to get it. I only clicked the comments hoping someone posted a link. I got my card out and everything


OpinionPlayful5660

Where can this be bought? :D


alphatigerdesign

Alien was my first R rated movie. My Aunt said it wasn’t that scary. She said it was Iike a tense Star Wars. I had nightmares for 2 weeks thinking these thing were in the duct work at my house. I still hold that against my Aunt 40 years later.


TheGeofoam

Darth Facehugger


G-fan25

The little jar the facehugger is in looks like one of Vader's bacta tanks lol


Prosado22

Oddly terrifying? More like "shut up and take my money!".


____Destro____

Seems to be a hand made Halloween project ? https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/facehuggerlamp-hq--714594665860105036/


XTornado

Ugh Pinterest...


NeedsMoreCow

I'll never make a Pinterest profile to view a picture.


She_Says_Tapir

r/DidntKnowIWantedThat


Big_Impact3637

Want!!!


rwkgaming

Seconded


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I found a [video showing how to build](https://youtu.be/xfr64zoBTAQ) them with a 3D printer and some acrylic tubing. Not sure if this helps anyone but thought I’d share it.


Numerous_Brick5020

Damn you I was actually excited for that


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IShudStopTalking

Right? It was so hard to read through the comments.


raginwhoremoans

That was a dirty move. May a candiru crawl up into your urethra next time you pee in water!


Phageoid

I agree, but I also hate you for uttering this sentence.


StopAngerKitty

Damn you....well played


njeXshn

You son of a bitch!


lone__wolfieee

Oh fuck my entire life existence 😂


Blackchain119

Oh fuck off.


SLS-Dagger

Sir, society would be so much better if you used that creativity of yours for good.


sebastouch

Thank you for this, I had a long day, and wasn't expecting this.


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chriszmichael

This is the most garbage comment I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I hope you have three days of bad luck for this.


YeetusMajor21

Yea I followed the tutorial step by step but it seems to have broken out... Flamethrower anybody?


saladasz

Great tutorial! Thanks for sharing!


TheAtticusBlake

Cool!


OpinionPlayful5660

He's to dangerous to be left alive!


Nuicakes

I actually like this but hate that you made me watch a commercial first.


DharmicDex

Ty. That was rather helpful.


masterofspagetti69

fuck you


dont_need_username

I love that this sub is almost always just shit that's obviously terrifying.


milqi

Nope. Nope. Lots of no. Still one of the scariest movies for me. But I might get one for my nephew...


WarmMoistLeather

I don't care if I was there when it was made. If I saw it getting molded and the pieces put together. I don't care if I _helped_. I would never have that in my house. I would not sleep well.


Kamashy_16

Not terrifying this is cool where can I buy.


Callec254

Where buy?


DharmicDex

That's cool as shit. I'd buy one.


SoyEseVato

One of my favorite movies of forever. Best friend & I went opening night. Last feature of the night, two macho guys bragging how it didn’t scare us. Standing by the car in the dark parking lot, I think friend was enjoying a smoke. Behind us the building A/C unit kicked on. Sounded EXACTLY like the sound the alien made. Both of us almost jumped out of our skins, jumped in the car & hauled balls getting out of there. Drove in silence for a few miles then started laughing at ourselves. All of sudden we were macho again & no, the movie didn’t scare us. Jajaja!


vale_fallacia

Alien or Aliens?


SoyEseVato

Apologies I wasn’t clear. The original : Alien.


Shn00ple

People will post the creepiest shit on this sub and be like “ThIs iS ODdLy TeRriFyInG”.


moak0

Right? This is regular terrifying. Is there any subreddit that doesn't eventually go to shit?


GoldenStateWizards

It's a sci-fi horror monster, how could someone even think that it wasn't fully intended to look scary? I guess every sub is doomed to become r/pics 2.0, once it reaches a certain size


JaiCrazier

A snack for later.


A-rat-on-a-keyboard

Careful. Burke might break it.


Soft-Gwen

If my husband had this I'd wait til he was sleeping and remove the face hugger then put it back.


j0annaj0anna

What's the point of this sub anymore? This isn't "oddly terrifying", this is made to be somewhat scary, maybe if you're a child.


Freshruinz

need where to buy?


CrankyOldStrayan

Need to know where to buy these.


AdPsychological8499

Imagine waking up one morning and its empty...


cheweduptoothpick

This is so freaking cool!


Binary_Omlet

Where the actual fuck can I get one of these?!


Single-Goose7015

I LOVE the Alien movies (some of them anyway) and I love the Alien wider universe. I still can't complete Alien Isolation because I'm too scared of it. I also love collecting things from franchises I love. I absolutely hate this lamp and just seeing a picture of it gives me anxiety. It's beautiful and amazing, but it terrified me and I hate it.


zdragan2

Someone get me a link. I need one.


The_Gingersnaps

WHO THE HELL NEEDS TO TAKE MY GOD DAM MONEY?!!


MysticSmear

Where can I buy this


bremmmc

I want it, but I'd br shitting myself every tine I'd wake up in the middle of the night.


Brief-Seaweed7756

Where do get?


ballisticturtle

Absolutely not


Internet_Points-Bot

no.


kevingharvey

No.


alphatigerdesign

No.


dusanbalaz

like it tho


OakleyandtheAK

I WANT ONE


TheStripClubHero

Hell fucking no...


ThOrZwAr

Nooooope.


Waru_

Where can I get one?


jogustaria

Mom I’m scared of the dark can you get me a night light …


tofuninja5489

I'd buy a duplicate but have it empty. So when people visit, I'd switch it out in the middle of the night and maybe have something skitter across the ground.


No_Needleworker7435

You wake up one morning and it’s empty


AtheonVofG

Link to buy please


MidnightDerp00

Where did you get this?👀


TheBallTongue

What are you gonna do when one day you wake up and the tube is empty?


wheelerdealer1999

That's easy, you just don't wake up. Lmao


Electricengineer

I need that


TheLeadingRole

I need this so bad


Odd_Initial9260

I want the option to be able to pay extra to make it wriggle at the most random of times.


finnmertenz88

YES


BigAbbreviations2664

I need that 😯


oldbrokenbonolus

nah thats just dope


Poop_Dollarhyde

This is cool AF and I want it


TraditionalEffect546

Not on my bedside lol


MRbaconfacelol

Where can I get one of these


Major-Community1312

Where can I procure one of these?


Important-Wrap-3818

Cool. Just don’t open it.


ArchAngelGamingYT

I want this now omg


djungelskog4578

That’s mighty cool.


DRbrtsn60

If it wiggled when the glass was tapped would be awesome.


Rubybutinspanish

Everybody gangsta till it breaks open at 3:00 AM


MadReef

I need this immediately.


Itchy-University6258

that's cool


aaaaaaaaargghh

Is it allowed to ask for a source here or am I being kicked out of the sub again?


unknown7295581

Damn I want one so bad I love alien


Starski09

Man, my parents let me watch these movies a little too young or perhaps made my already bad night terrors even worse when these fuckers started hunting me through my dreams.


inthemode01

Where’s the “oddly” part?


Jayso1975

Noot, get out of there,


crzymom137

LOVE


JustinGeoffrey

Want that! NOW!!


Long_Minimum_808

I know someone who would buy this in a heartbeat. I got the Pinterest link but I didn’t see the option to purchase, am I just using Pinterest wrong?


AstarteSnow

Does Pinterest normally let you buy things off it?


peloquindmidian

Not that I've seen, but you do get Etsy and eBay links on there sometimes


AstarteSnow

That makes sense


JohnsonBrody

Store link?


Street_Magic

Ooo lala


Sadelf9

Oddly adorable


Ori_the_SG

I want this!


Duk3-87

I. NEED. THIS!!!


DreamingofRlyeh

I WANT ONE!!!!


windo-boi

Ah just wait till you wake up with the tube smashed and it’s gone


Dibblezz99

That is fucking awesome.


SoyEseVato

I want one.