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SubstantialPressure3

I wonder if it's about to rain? Close your door, though, so they don't come in. That happened at my place last year. Those might be the invasive earthworms.


wholesomevibeso

I didnt even know thier were evasive earth worms.


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Macdaddyfantale

Thier wers then aliens


bigkeef69

*then If your gonna be wrong might as well go all in


SalemsTrials

You’re*


Longjumping_Race262

hah this made me happy love to see grammar police vs grammar police


DiamondGamerYT0

Grammer n*zi (first guy) vs grammar polive


Valuable_Error

the spellingsnaz


The_Unearther

Ccmon, everyone knows it's badder. There more badder than alions.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

How are you going to make this comment and miss “they’re” and also misspell you’re?


HCMC_Hippie

You ever think that maybe that was the point? 😂


P4lef0x

It's actually *than Than: used for comparisons, like here. Then: Used for temporality (I did this, then that, which is better than nothing) So yeah, ironic.


MackTuesday

whoosh


Sandro757

Earthworm Jim, bro


OldHatefulsDawta

All Hail The Leader! u/EarthwormJim94! Bow before the King peasants! /s


EarthwormJim94

Grooovy!


honeywheresmyfursuit

Dont listen to them buddy your grammar is amazing


LemmeGetSchwifty

Grandma*


Macdaddyfantale

Hahaha


honeywheresmyfursuit

Come here. NOW


casuallyalexing

Laughed loud like in haha loud


PredEdicius

Your'e


2drunk2giveafuk

One of their names is Jim.


Ok-Bus839

Wait… those are worms?! At quick glance I honestly thought this was a picture someone accidentally captured of beard hair clippings on a bathroom counter. (I know, my brain is weird to go there. I also obviously hadn’t read OP’s title before reading your first comment. 😅 feeling like a dumb-dumb here.) However, knowing these are worms, grosses me out even more. Sorry about how random that was.


SubstantialPressure3

They look like baby Asian jumping worms. I saw them in Houston last year, all of the sudden they were everywhere just before a big storm. And then after the rain, there were just dead worms everywhere on the sidewalks.


OldNewUsedConfused

Jumping… worms? Dear God.


SubstantialPressure3

They are just really active and aggressive. They eat all the nutrients in the soil and leave nothing beneficial behind. Not like the native earthworms. They aren't jumping like frogs, though. They are all over the place, now. They also kill off native earthworms. They are bad news.


blur911sc

Fun fact, earthworms are not native to most of North America, they were killed off during the ice age and reintroduced by European settlers.


TheRecognized

Actually you have to *invite* They That Crawl into your home before She can cross your threshold.


juxtap0s

I notice this whenever it's heavily raining, almost every slug, worm or critter that has no limbs look like they are forced to relocate. probably so they don't drown in too much water


TheYellowVelo

They've identified their leader.


againer

Worm king.


TheYellowVelo

"Here lies u/wholesomevibeso, king of worms."


Jaketw96

Elden ring boss name generator


Adventurous-Tap-8463

Al hail Mannimarco


Zehdarian

Great i hope your happy. Now I have to install Oblivion again and play that mannimarco mod i always ment to.


Illustrious-Ad-2255

Ah, a fellow TES enjoyer, good to see you!


Adventurous-Tap-8463

Love it, to bad i got my ps5 before the news on that dark day dropped.... Ah well by the time we see the first bits of game play we are probably 2 consoles further


CM_DO

Does this make OP a Disney Princess?


SuccotashPale

Yes, now he starts singing and the earth worms become completely obsessed with op.


[deleted]

Baby Graboids.


graboidgraboid

Agreed 👍


Cute-dog-loverALT

username checks out


Nice_Boysenberry_753

Theres a subreddit for that


DhruboxD

r/usernamechecksout


yahooonreddit

r/beetlejuicing


uncomfortabledream

This is the sub they were looking for x


9ODD9

Someone call Burt!


SBSlice

This is one of those series I'll forget about for 5 years at a time but still remember so much of when I see it mentioned. New ones suck the first two are way better.


SquirrelGirlVA

And just our luck that Burt is dead!


empty-moneybags

Dirt dragons


Shaneris

They are black worms.


ZenkaiZ

Damn... and this used to be such a nice neighborhood


toss_my_sauce_boss

Noooooo 😂


Pak1stanMan

I can feel the property value going down. The HOA has disbanded and there is chaos in the street.


Tatarkingdom

Congrats!!! You won r/karmaroulette If​ ​it's different subs you would be down voted to dead.


ZenkaiZ

I've probably come out about even in the end. I've taken alot of downvotes just by not pussying out and typing /s or jk and just hoping people GET it.


Mike135781

I get it. I get you. Wanna make out?


WeirdlyStrangeish

Is that an open invitation?


SquashNut707

I'll make out with all of you. Just let me ask my mom first.


WeirdlyStrangeish

That's fair she should have first dibs.


SnacksII

Grab my butt


jimmyxs

I’m like you. But I get pissed when absolutely gold comments get downvoted just coz some ppl don’t get it


BusterCJ

Yeah /s is horrible, it's like explaining a joke


bajeebles

Yeah I never use that /s bullshit. Well sometimes I do but I realize I just don’t care. Either the joke sticks or I’m a racist


[deleted]

There are racist jokes that stick. It isn’t either/or.


Tylerb0713

Risky lmao


Sackadelic

Damnnnn


coldfirewolf

You get the "Black guy who thought this was funny" award. Congratulations.


PapiPatino

Oh my. Oh my oh my 😂😂😂


DynmkMist

Lmao bruh


blutigetranen

Hahahaha fantastic joke. Love it.


SirYoda114

Yes, they do appear to be the common front door black work like worm! They like to be at your front door for no reason, whatsoever


SunnyK718

Have you heard of our lord and savior?


SirYoda114

I have. He told me about the worms


jordantask

Don’t you mean our worm and saviour?


Zestyclose_Cycle_241

burn down your house


wholesomevibeso

On it


Zestyclose_Cycle_241

good


mrfnaf_28

burn the whole city down just to be sure


OffgridRadio

kill it with fire


DownTownDK

Good idea


TimNickens

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.


Sentient_Pizzaroll

THEY CAN BILL MEE.


ellawillmott54

I wouldn’t bother guys, those little fuckers are definitely a sign the apocalypse is finally here


Macdaddyfantale

#Quitlife


Poopikaki

WAIT! Don't burn down your house. Burn the whole town.


wholesomevibeso

Good plan


Pill_Murray_

thats no way to treat your new neighbors


Blubberibolshivek

blow up earth just to be sure.


[deleted]

This isn’t exorcism, or paranormal- this is Blair witch. Outline your salt with house.


[deleted]

House your outline with salt


Formal_Chemist_300

Salt your outline with house to be safe


Potato_Pizza_Cat

Outhouse your salt. Safe.


jb89b

I fuckin love reddit


CallPhysical

And salt out your house-line.


DigioneNA

Your house salt me.


chenyowww

House salt your outline


d3adh3ad3

Salt house your line main


theportablepotato

mainline your salt house


mrjd1981

I love fucking Reddit


dakhaliq

Exactly…


jimmyh8

Charge them rent


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Senpai_Pai

This comment makes me feel old :(


AutisticTumourGirl

I just recently showed this to my British husband and now he won't stop saying it.


Wise_Ad_253

Not if they all kick in some.


BlueVouivre

The worms: you'll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR


PyroTF2Gaming

YOU’LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


Ratmother123

He said they were 1000 worms not ten ants!


ComprehensiveBox4297

Run you fool...


Tron_1981

Fly you fools...


GonzoTheWhatever

Noooooooooooo!!!!


hotdogneighbor

r/unexpectedlotr


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wholesomevibeso

Lol yea this is my back door and the room connecting to it just has cement floors for some reason.


getalyf69

lmfao this comment, of everything on this thread, is the one that got me.


[deleted]

Looks like Horsehair worms, they're definitely a parasite so don't let them crawl inside of you or your pets.


DocHolliday152

Do people need to be told this? I assume everything wants to crawl inside me and then try to prevent that.


[deleted]

You'd be surprised


DJSnafu

i think so too. had them on my crotons few year ago, no idea how they go there but took forever to identify and impossible to get rid off while keeping the plant. Only time i ever seen them here in Scotland


br-YOU-no

My eyes could’ve sworn you said croutons


Marathonmanjh

Not parasitic to humans or pets, but when young "insects, arthropods and other invertebrate animals" link https://extension.umn.edu/nuisance-insects/horsehair-worms


Kaiannanthi

I mean, your doormat does say "Welcome". 😄


wholesomevibeso

That It does


fritobandito710

Splinter


Soigus

Or Slither...


LegoKraken

“Hello Sir, would you have time for us to talk about our Lord and Saviour the cosmic entity Cthulhu?”


spazcat

I thought Cthulhu followers wouldn't give the option at all.


BeezyWeezyWoo

They’re either tiny millipedes or drain fly larvae, they like the damp, and your doorstep could be damp resulting in them gravitating towards that area


wholesomevibeso

This one makes sense


BeezyWeezyWoo

It was a 2 minute google tbh, so I’m not sure I’m right, but it seems like the best possible explanation. I hope they go away soon, they’re creepy


Drakowicz

If that's drain fly larvae, you gotta find what they come from, and clean it somehow with boiling water, bleach, drain cleaner or even appropriate tools. There used to be several of them in my shower every evening but i easily got rid of them after a few days.


BigIntoScience

Drain fly larvae aren't that big (drain flies are tiny), and drain flies coming from outdoors should be left alone.


YoMommaHere

If they are drain fly larvae then god be with you! One of my renters had them in the shower and we tried all the home remedies. We eventually had to get the pipes taken up and cleaned. Full grown drain flies look like black fuzzy fruit flies. Gnat-like but fatter. If you see any flying near your sinks, tubs, showers, or places with constant moisture, like under a doormat, then you’ll know.


Slevenmcdichael

With your pfp I thought you were gonna say they were nematodes, and to get ready for the house party.


shh_im_overthinking

Not sure but i recommend killing them with a flamethrower


wholesomevibeso

Nah I'm just gonna burn down the house at this point.


Ethan_St-Gallen

Glass the whole bloody continent


shh_im_overthinking

Even better


Direct_Impress2249

Idk doesn’t look like worms. Looks like a bunch of broken off hair follicles.


wholesomevibeso

Yea but they move like worms and it was the first thing that came to mind.


DepartureOverall7686

Horse hair parasites?


Fleedjitsu

Yeti bum hairs


Fibonacci1664

The real question then becomes, why would there be Yeti bum hairs on their doorstep?? Defo Sus!


yozatchu2

Can you provide more info? Climate in your area, current temp and time of day/night, are you near a buddy of water or vegetation, do they have legs, your bank account details…


The_Sponge67

Those are your new subjects paying homage to the worm king


wholesomevibeso

My new subjects shall be great soldiers.


SmotchMcDibs

How they're just worms though


Ok-Following-3396

Cause even when they get cut down they just multiply, in the words of the black knight “tis but a scratch!”


network_of_mutuality

Nematodes


GonzoTheWhatever

We’re taking on water Mr. Squidward!


IllIIlIIll

venom


HabKess_Dry

Looks like horsehair worms


burgledhams

They just want to talk to you about your cars extended warranty


OffgridRadio

/r/whatisthisanimal


Idislikewinter

… Cold and hungry. Let them in and make them soup.


tedricc

I see nothing bro, are you trippin?


wholesomevibeso

I hope not


orangerussia

If you are tripping, make sure you don't fall on all those black worms on your porch.


[deleted]

An infestation of worm.


johnnykalikimaka

Anybody remember the movie Evolution? Those kinda vibes


jomarthecat

It's Facebook commenters.


_derDere_

That’s ebola. It helps again migraines. Eat some you’ll see.


wholesomevibeso

Bet


Rastafanta

Hellspawn


Incarnation101213

Try r/insects , or r/whatisthis , they might be able to help.


LifeisRough29

CLOSE YOUE GODDAMN DOOR


[deleted]

It’s bait.. that’s what they are


praisekek0w0

Looks like Venom bust a nut on your door...


90k_swarming_rats

If you're cold they're cold, let them inside


PIEGASMIAC

That’s what mormons look like in their true form …


[deleted]

Wormons


CurrentPossible2117

A sign to burn your house down


pezpok

They are here to sell cheaper car insurance. Chinese version.


Reasonable-Oven-1319

Looks kinda like baby black snakes. They look like worms but are really snakes.


wholesomevibeso

WHAT


No_Use_For_Name___

Soul stealers! Kill them with fire 🔥


The_Judicaetor

Yehovas witnesses


Heavns

Time to salt the outside of your house


LittleLoveBuds

Free spaghetti


jtswift_2000

Forbidden Noodles 🤤


[deleted]

I’m here and it’s still a little to early for the right answer.


Formal_Chemist_300

It’s protein


LsDream00_

you have been cursed


RichieBenno

A plague of leeches. What have you done to piss the big fella off?


Outcast90

All you need is a pressure washer to pushed them out and or a Vietnam era Flame thrower which is pretty big compared to the newer civilian flame thrower, need more damage...


Adventurous-Tap-8463

This would actually keep me from going outside don't like worms


Traior246

Oh, it's one of those joke posts where they post their Body Parts and pretend it's- *oh gee* "Change of plans, ignore your original objective, leave nothing alive"


PurpleRqin

That’s their doorstep now


drveni_advokat

RUN!!! Those are souldevourers!!!


Bismarck_In_Motion

1 Get a fucking hazmat suit 2 Get a fucking HF sword dipped in holy water 3 Wait for it to rain 4 Face the worm golem


Phantom252

Get the flame thrower


Straightlord69

Yeah its actually a simple answer: Nightmare fuel


inkheiko

A thousand reasons to leave your home