By - wholesomevibeso
I wonder if it's about to rain? Close your door, though, so they don't come in.
That happened at my place last year. Those might be the invasive earthworms.
I didnt even know thier were evasive earth worms.
Thier wers then aliens
If your gonna be wrong might as well go all in
hah this made me happy love to see grammar police vs grammar police
Grammer n*zi (first guy) vs grammar polive
Ccmon, everyone knows it's badder. There more badder than alions.
How are you going to make this comment and miss “they’re” and also misspell you’re?
You ever think that maybe that was the point? 😂
It's actually *than
Than: used for comparisons, like here.
Then: Used for temporality (I did this, then that, which is better than nothing)
So yeah, ironic.
Earthworm Jim, bro
All Hail The Leader! u/EarthwormJim94!
Bow before the King peasants! /s
Dont listen to them buddy your grammar is amazing
Come here. NOW
Laughed loud like in haha loud
One of their names is Jim.
Wait… those are worms?! At quick glance I honestly thought this was a picture someone accidentally captured of beard hair clippings on a bathroom counter. (I know, my brain is weird to go there. I also obviously hadn’t read OP’s title before reading your first comment. 😅 feeling like a dumb-dumb here.) However, knowing these are worms, grosses me out even more.
Sorry about how random that was.
They look like baby Asian jumping worms. I saw them in Houston last year, all of the sudden they were everywhere just before a big storm. And then after the rain, there were just dead worms everywhere on the sidewalks.
Jumping… worms? Dear God.
They are just really active and aggressive. They eat all the nutrients in the soil and leave nothing beneficial behind. Not like the native earthworms. They aren't jumping like frogs, though. They are all over the place, now. They also kill off native earthworms. They are bad news.
Fun fact, earthworms are not native to most of North America, they were killed off during the ice age and reintroduced by European settlers.
Actually you have to *invite* They That Crawl into your home before She can cross your threshold.
I notice this whenever it's heavily raining, almost every slug, worm or critter that has no limbs look like they are forced to relocate.
probably so they don't drown in too much water
They've identified their leader.
"Here lies u/wholesomevibeso, king of worms."
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Al hail Mannimarco
Great i hope your happy. Now I have to install Oblivion again and play that mannimarco mod i always ment to.
Ah, a fellow TES enjoyer, good to see you!
Love it, to bad i got my ps5 before the news on that dark day dropped.... Ah well by the time we see the first bits of game play we are probably 2 consoles further
Does this make OP a Disney Princess?
Yes, now he starts singing and the earth worms become completely obsessed with op.
username checks out
Theres a subreddit for that
This is the sub they were looking for x
Someone call Burt!
This is one of those series I'll forget about for 5 years at a time but still remember so much of when I see it mentioned.
New ones suck the first two are way better.
And just our luck that Burt is dead!
They are black worms.
Damn... and this used to be such a nice neighborhood
I can feel the property value going down.
The HOA has disbanded and there is chaos in the street.
Congrats!!! You won r/karmaroulette
If it's different subs you would be down voted to dead.
I've probably come out about even in the end. I've taken alot of downvotes just by not pussying out and typing /s or jk and just hoping people GET it.
I get it. I get you. Wanna make out?
Is that an open invitation?
I'll make out with all of you. Just let me ask my mom first.
That's fair she should have first dibs.
Grab my butt
I’m like you. But I get pissed when absolutely gold comments get downvoted just coz some ppl don’t get it
Yeah /s is horrible, it's like explaining a joke
Yeah I never use that /s bullshit. Well sometimes I do but I realize I just don’t care. Either the joke sticks or I’m a racist
There are racist jokes that stick. It isn’t either/or.
You get the "Black guy who thought this was funny" award. Congratulations.
Oh my oh my 😂😂😂
Hahahaha fantastic joke. Love it.
Yes, they do appear to be the common front door black work like worm! They like to be at your front door for no reason, whatsoever
Have you heard of our lord and savior?
I have. He told me about the worms
Don’t you mean our worm and saviour?
burn down your house
burn the whole city down just to be sure
kill it with fire
Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
THEY CAN BILL MEE.
I wouldn’t bother guys, those little fuckers are definitely a sign the apocalypse is finally here
WAIT! Don't burn down your house. Burn the whole town.
thats no way to treat your new neighbors
blow up earth just to be sure.
This isn’t exorcism, or paranormal- this is Blair witch. Outline your salt with house.
House your outline with salt
Salt your outline with house to be safe
Outhouse your salt. Safe.
I fuckin love reddit
And salt out your house-line.
Your house salt me.
House salt your outline
Salt house your line main
mainline your salt house
I love fucking Reddit
Charge them rent
This comment makes me feel old :(
I just recently showed this to my British husband and now he won't stop saying it.
Not if they all kick in some.
The worms: you'll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR
YOU’LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
He said they were 1000 worms not ten ants!
Run you fool...
Fly you fools...
Lol yea this is my back door and the room connecting to it just has cement floors for some reason.
lmfao this comment, of everything on this thread, is the one that got me.
Looks like Horsehair worms, they're definitely a parasite so don't let them crawl inside of you or your pets.
Do people need to be told this? I assume everything wants to crawl inside me and then try to prevent that.
You'd be surprised
i think so too. had them on my crotons few year ago, no idea how they go there but took forever to identify and impossible to get rid off while keeping the plant. Only time i ever seen them here in Scotland
My eyes could’ve sworn you said croutons
Not parasitic to humans or pets, but when young "insects, arthropods and other invertebrate animals"
I mean, your doormat does say "Welcome". 😄
That It does
“Hello Sir, would you have time for us to talk about our Lord and Saviour the cosmic entity Cthulhu?”
I thought Cthulhu followers wouldn't give the option at all.
They’re either tiny millipedes or drain fly larvae, they like the damp, and your doorstep could be damp resulting in them gravitating towards that area
This one makes sense
It was a 2 minute google tbh, so I’m not sure I’m right, but it seems like the best possible explanation. I hope they go away soon, they’re creepy
If that's drain fly larvae, you gotta find what they come from, and clean it somehow with boiling water, bleach, drain cleaner or even appropriate tools.
There used to be several of them in my shower every evening but i easily got rid of them after a few days.
Drain fly larvae aren't that big (drain flies are tiny), and drain flies coming from outdoors should be left alone.
If they are drain fly larvae then god be with you! One of my renters had them in the shower and we tried all the home remedies. We eventually had to get the pipes taken up and cleaned.
Full grown drain flies look like black fuzzy fruit flies. Gnat-like but fatter. If you see any flying near your sinks, tubs, showers, or places with constant moisture, like under a doormat, then you’ll know.
With your pfp I thought you were gonna say they were nematodes, and to get ready for the house party.
Not sure but i recommend killing them with a flamethrower
Nah I'm just gonna burn down the house at this point.
Glass the whole bloody continent
Idk doesn’t look like worms. Looks like a bunch of broken off hair follicles.
Yea but they move like worms and it was the first thing that came to mind.
Horse hair parasites?
Yeti bum hairs
The real question then becomes, why would there be Yeti bum hairs on their doorstep??
Can you provide more info? Climate in your area, current temp and time of day/night, are you near a buddy of water or vegetation, do they have legs, your bank account details…
Those are your new subjects paying homage to the worm king
My new subjects shall be great soldiers.
How they're just worms though
Cause even when they get cut down they just multiply, in the words of the black knight “tis but a scratch!”
We’re taking on water Mr. Squidward!
Looks like horsehair worms
They just want to talk to you about your cars extended warranty
… Cold and hungry. Let them in and make them soup.
I see nothing bro, are you trippin?
I hope not
If you are tripping, make sure you don't fall on all those black worms on your porch.
An infestation of worm.
Anybody remember the movie Evolution? Those kinda vibes
It's Facebook commenters.
That’s ebola. It helps again migraines. Eat some you’ll see.
Try r/insects , or r/whatisthis , they might be able to help.
CLOSE YOUE GODDAMN DOOR
It’s bait.. that’s what they are
Looks like Venom bust a nut on your door...
If you're cold they're cold, let them inside
That’s what mormons look like in their true form …
A sign to burn your house down
They are here to sell cheaper car insurance.
Looks kinda like baby black snakes. They look like worms but are really snakes.
Soul stealers! Kill them with fire 🔥
Time to salt the outside of your house
Forbidden Noodles 🤤
I’m here and it’s still a little to early for the right answer.
you have been cursed
A plague of leeches. What have you done to piss the big fella off?
All you need is a pressure washer to pushed them out and or a Vietnam era Flame thrower which is pretty big compared to the newer civilian flame thrower, need more damage...
This would actually keep me from going outside don't like worms
Oh, it's one of those joke posts where they post their Body Parts and pretend it's-
"Change of plans, ignore your original objective, leave nothing alive"
That’s their doorstep now
RUN!!! Those are souldevourers!!!
1 Get a fucking hazmat suit
2 Get a fucking HF sword dipped in holy water
3 Wait for it to rain
4 Face the worm golem
Get the flame thrower
Yeah its actually a simple answer: Nightmare fuel
A thousand reasons to leave your home