Grigori Rasputin is one of the scariest looking people i’ve ever seen, if not, THE scariest.
By - NewRedSpyder
No wonder it took so much effort to kill him - he was already dead.
Vampirism can do that to a fellow.
They had trouble because he had a big old meat masher. It's in a jar in a museum somewhere now...
That’s only rumored to be his penis. The person who did the autopsy said his penis was intact. It is thought to be a cow penis.
"cow penis" think about that for a sec lol, it's definitely not a bull's penis either
Why was he wanted dead?
The second picture is of him in a hospital bed after almost dying from a stab wound to the gut. That's why he looks like death in that photo. For some extra creepiness look up pictures of the woman who stabbed him, Khioniya Guseva!
Was she missing her nose, or is that just the poor quality of the images I found?
You are correct, sir. This woman had no nose. Rumors were that it rotted off due to syphilis, and that she tried to kill Rasputin because she contracted the disease from him. She claims that was not true and she lost her nose due to an adverse reaction to some medicines she was given as a child. The more likely reason for the murder attempt was that she was a follower of a monk named Iliodor, who was Rasputins biggest rival and who's career was later ended by Rasputin.
Fun fact about Iliodor: At one time in Russia, Bishop Hermogenes, Archimandrite Iliodor, and Rasputin, were the most widely known religious figures. Iliodor eventually fled to New York in the 1920's and lived out the rest of his days as a janitor in the Metropolitan Life Insurance Tower in New York City.
Also, how far the mighty fall...
The story of Rasputin, the fall of the Romanovs, pre-WW1 Russian history, and the Russian revolution are all insanely interesting parts of history. I highly recommend checking out some documentaries on these, so fascinating!
For example: The Romanovs ruled over Russia for 300 years and even had a woman ruler after her husband was killed for being a shitty Tsar. She later became known as Catherine the Great, and ruled over what is refered to as the "Golden Age of Russia" from 1762-1796, and became the most powerful woman in the world. She totally lived her life like a badass, just openly banging whoever she wanted, winning wars, and starting schools of the arts for women in a time where the Russian people were still seen as property of the nobility. She was centuries ahead of her time.
Catherine the great also invented the first roller coaster.
Let’s not forget that whole dying from being crushed by a horse she was trying to bang. 😏
I'm sorry, what?
She had quite the rolodex of gentleman callers, many of whom were much younger than her. Of course, this lead to gossip and rumours circulating. One of which, was that she had a special harness made so she could bang her horse. And another, that one day the harness broke and the horse fell on her and that's how she died. Both of which were most likely just rumours and not true, but it's still a fun story to tell!
Right, I think she actually died from a stroke or a series of them or something along those lines. Strokes killed Alexander III, too, if I recall. High blood pressure in the Romanov line? Oh, those Russians…
So you’re one of her old callers?
I wish. That would have been awesome.
She had no nose? But how did she smell!?!
Lmfao good one
However, Rasputin was said to smell *awful*. Makes sense a chick with no nose could get close enough to stab him.
[Now that's the sort of joke Hitler would make](https://youtu.be/FBWr1KtnRcI?t=235)!
same way voldemort did
Sooo… there’s a chance he banged her without the nose?
Haha, most likely they never banged.
Honestly, I still don't think she's as creepy as Rasputin. I could only find very few photos of her while ole' Raspy has a a few photo albums worth of creepiness.
He looks healthier in the first than in the second
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Russia's greatest love machine...
It was a shame how he carried on
Cossack dancing intensifies
Ohhhhhhhhhhh *those* Russians!
Russia's greatest love machine??
Hmmm! I doubt it LOL
You derailed the Boney train
Let's get back on that boney train, shall we?
Give me some [Turisas](https://youtu.be/cdkBs0VCSX0), thanks!
Apparently he was quite the ladies man and had lots of sex.
Apparently he had a monstrously large Penis as well.
Woooooahhh there goes Tokyo Ra-Ra Rasputin!
Oh no, they say he's got to go
The biggest dong in Europe, show some respect!!
Huge dick, good beer, solid guy.
23 cm of pure plesure
—I am a bot, *beep bop boop*—
>23 centimeters is .00114 of an US furlong
Have a great day!
Tf is a furlong?
*One furlong is approximately 20116.8 centimeters, which is roughly equal to one-tenth of a Nautical mile*
Still got me lost. How many inches or feet?
A quick google search revealed its 9 inches
I thought that was Hitler.
He was considered a holy man for many years, however near the end he was heard saying "I am full of many devil's"
A true saint know his devils ...
“Big Dick Mystic, Known to hypnotize!”
Look into my eyes, you perverted witch...
See the soul of the man who made mother russia his bitch
You think I give a fuck about my wife?! My own son got locked up in prison and I didn’t save his life!
*I could end you with a whisper to your wife.*
Fun fact: he has his 11inch weiner in a museum
And he has a song describing how furiously he made love
11 inches you say? Any idea what museum this is in? I'd like to check it out for uh, scientific research...
Sir, this is a museum, not a library.
Actually its madam, but it's a common mistake.
Ah shit. My bad. Apologies bruh.
You need more upvotes.
I see what you did there
Why did they pickle his pickle?
Some believe it has mystical properties and can cure impotence. But it’s believed to be a cow penis.
NICHOLAS, YOU *WHORE*
I HOPE LENIN SKINS YOU ALIVE IN HELL
MY PENIS IS IN A MUSEUM
Pretty sure it’s actually just a sea cucumber.
The previous one thought to be his penis was a sea cucumber. This one is thought to be a cow penis.
I knew I wasn’t crazy for finding him hot. Like even his face, so attractive, I love the homeless look and I wish I was kidding. Have you been to the museum yourself? Or was that just a fun fact you remembered? :)
Just a fun fact I remembered.
My EX used to like the homeless look(weird coincidence)
Got me into some weird stuff that was oddly terrifying
That is a weird coincidence, wow!
You mean she got you into some stuff that was oddly terrifying? Now I’m curious haha, but no worries if you’d rather not share :)
I'd lovw to share but if its cool with you DM me
Yeah that’s fine dude!
First red flag
This picture is when old
This when younger:
10/10 russian queens would bang
Does anybody see a little Liam Neeson in this pic?
I cant find Liam neeson?? How little is he?
Or just a hint of Christian Bale
Holy Hells bells he was hot in this one
Im not gay but damnnn
Now we know why he wouldn’t die. Even death was scared of him.
Just remember, that scary man you see was apparently adored by quite a few women. Apparently, there was something about him that appealed to someone.
Maybe he's got that Kramer animal magnetism.
He is smiling knowing that people will talk about his big dick even after his death
Buddy boy here was a crazed horny redneck that would wonder around bogs just soaking up that stink.
Baby boy Raspy would just love being a stinky boy.
And historically speaking he had a high-pitched redneck( for Russia) accent.
I'm not so much scared of him as much as I think he needs a really good scrubbing with a long handled brush and strong soap.
He looks like he has really greasy hair, smells bad and has some kind of fungus. Like you just know he has thick yellow nails.
I'm not afraid of the man, I'm afraid of the funk.
It’s not his dirtiness, it’s his eyes. Just look at that second pic, almost triggered my fight or flight.
I've heard he had very poor hygiene yet all the rich women flocked to him.
He sort of looks he's in a metal band.
Me: This image doesn't really look that bad. Let's check check the 2nd pict-
***decides to sleep with my parents***
We've all slept with your parents. It's not a brag anymore.
Dude looked like he stole 5 years old me’s lego brick so I can not complete my set
Looks like someone who saw a thing or two ...
Is this the bad guy from the movie Anastasia?
The real version, yes.
Please explain further.
I was unaware Annastacia had a “real version”
Rasputin, as shown in the cartoon, is very fictionalized and "cartoonified", but he was a real person - just not terribly similar to the version portrayed in that particular film.
Ahh, so no pet bat?
Big ol’ pp on him tho.
He looks like a child kidnapper
This guy fucks
Wow, I just found out his dick is displayed in a pickle jar
At first glance, I actually thought it was Fagan from Oliver twist
Isn't that just Harry's uncle?
No, its igor Karkaroff
God i look like him
He also always smelled like shit but he had to beat women off with a stick.
Supposedly he had a ghoulish penis as well. Very spooky.
Mmm... He doesn't creep me out but the smile of Chikatilo the russian cannibal really gets me.
So you mean to tell me that THIS was Russia’s greatest love machine?
He is just a big ole teddy bear.
I can't believe I had to scroll so far for this
He must’ve really had his demons
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago…
He's actually one of the primary villains in Shadowhearts: Covenant.
One of the best JRPGs I've ever played.
this man needs more sleep
I bet his breath stinks
Heard he hung dong
It's like if you trapped Ringo Starr in a cave with nothing but cockroaches to eat and then came back to let him out to see the light of day for the first time in 10 years
Didn't he used to die like every week?
But he was such a lovely dear
I don't think he looks scary at all.
We have some less fortunate people living on the streets that are quite frightening. Most are actually nice people but others are quite vicious.
Don't judge people by thier appearance. (This is not directed at the OP. Rasputin is an historical figure who, while not a politician per say, moved within political circles.)
Rasputin had 9 lives like a cat it’s actually insane
ok i was like ok he doesnt look that bad and then i go to the second pic and was like OK I GET IT NOW AHHHH
He looks like a cult leader
It’s since been proven to be a myth but his death story was pretty insane. Poisoned, shot, beaten and then and only then drowning in the ice cold river with visible evidence of him struggling with his bindings.
He is so fucking scary
This ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks and basically, you are fucking stupid.
"How? Just watch this free video..."
[THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16y1AkoZkmQ) free video.
People downvoting this probably don’t get the reference
***He will kill you after fucking your daughter.***
“BIG DICK MYSTIC!”
Isn’t this the guy who giant dong is now pickled and on display in Russia?
Hey I saw that guy the other day in a antifa crowd!
So you're saying Antifa is scary?
No just uuuuugly!
It seems like they're malnutritioned and republican groups are just fat so I guess it evens out
Who says I'm butthurt? I'm havin a good time breh
reminds me Osho
Alot of people looked like that back then i guess
Indeed. Funny fact, the first time I've learned of him is was in a Neo Geo game called World Heroes. Odd fashion to know about this fellow
Bruh what you mean? I live in the deep south and I'm pretty sure I know a guy that looks just like him lol
Why have I been seeing this guy all over Reddit today?!
This dude fucked...
Good evening Clarice
He and Charles Manson could be bowling chums
He might be ugly, but he FUCKED. lol
Ra ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen
Ra-ra-Rasputin lover of the Russian queen
But the women loved him!
“Rasputin wasn’t influencing the Tsar he isn’t evil”
Meanwhile Rasputin: ^^
# I wonder what he looked like as a child…. 🪦
It looks like the man never slept
did you see a meme about him today ? cuz i went on to search who he was just today because of it haha
Thats what happens when you use dark magic
This man has the most intense gaze I have ever seen, like staring into my soul.
Dude looks high is all
It's those come to bed eyes in the second pic that get me
Looks like Sirius black from Harry potter..
You saw that penis post earlier didn’t you?
No i didn’t? A friend talked about him to me him last night so I looked him up.
Oh. Welp. Now I look fucking dumb
You’re good lol
Link to his penis if your curious....
I wonder if he was good in bed.
He's got the eyes of someone who is very, very, very unwell.
Similar o Charles Manson.
Yet Rasputin is the most beautiful and powerful thing to have been built during the Golden Age.
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars.
He looks like a caricature of a Russian.
I read something once that said he had bugs living in his beard..
Look the closest thing you'll ever see of finding a gollum or Bigfoot eesh he could give kids nightmares
His daughter is buried in Los Angeles. She became a major socialite here after moving. I believe the cemetery is called Angeles rose, or something close to that. Great visit; gorgeous crypts.
Could have chose a more creepy photo
*”I like your funny words, magic man!”*
I guess bitchez always been into the psycho serial killer type dudes