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stephen3312

The UNDERMINER!


Valigrance

I AM BENEATH YOU BUT NOTHING IS BENEATH ME


L3m0n0p0ly

Jesus worlds longest fucking cliffhanger right here. I played the damn gameboy game way before the movie ever released


OldVenture

Second movie didn’t live up to the hype either. Should have just left us with a cool cliffhanger.


L3m0n0p0ly

Fully agree man, fully agree. It had some good moments but it lacked so much


ZombieBait604

Why does that sound self-demeaning?


ApatheticCloneV2

Thats the joke


Trouble102134

I HEREBY DECLARE WAR, ON PEACE AND HAPPINESS


Profoundlyahedgehog

Man talked a big game, but in the end, he was just a petty crook.


clearfox777

But still the only one who knew when to shut up and just fuck off to Bali with his money.


FactOrFactorial

I always yell that quote but "UNDERTAKER" when I have to pass someone on the left lol.


playmobil_lover

Darn! beat me to it!


IdioticZacc

https://media.tenor.com/QPdWhAWKwxIAAAAM/undermine-underminer.gif


stayinyourmagic

It’s a blind mole rat. They have a thin layer of skin over their eyes!


weirdgroovynerd

If they knew what they looked like, I bet they'd start wearing clothes.


SneakyRosehip

To me it seems very cute and funny. Even if it has a special look, admit.


Astrochops

Looks like someone pushed a roll of processed meat into a stocking and gave it teeth


Turbodonkey_R

It shall be called…. The Sausage Weasel


AdamWestsButtDouble

by Ronco!™️


Henson3812

Biggus Dickus


Local-Figure-3830

Ravioli boruito with teeth


bearbarebere

BORUTO??? 😳😳😳


Vacuity729

Yep. The artists making the manga and anime took some liberties to make him more conventionally good-looking, but OP's video reveals the truth behind the myth.


[deleted]

Lol now that’s quality humor


Local-Figure-3830

No no no no BATMAN NO THAT CHARACTER IS NOT CANON NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO


4904burchfield

Thanks, just ordered a wet burrito.


forestflora

It definitely looks like it was made with an extruder


Crinni_Boo

I cackled so hard at that 🤣🤣🤣 you’re 100% spot on 🤣🤣🤣


SquarePegRoundWorld

This one is wearing "clothes". It's the [naked](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_mole-rat) ones that are thankful they blind.


Liathano_Fire

Naked ones aren't 100% blind.


SquarePegRoundWorld

Poor bastards.


Liathano_Fire

Seriously, they are far uglier than the blind ones.


Dyanpanda

Super alien creatures, but so cool! Naked mole rats are Eusocial, which means they have a breeding queen, and the rest are infertile. They have no pain sensors in their skin, because there's such low oxygen, that they build up acid in it. They also have incredibly long lives, in part to low metabolic rates, and also because they don't seem to degrade as they age. Also, they seem to not develop cancers somehow, and theres research into how.


PedroConforti

Very interesting read. So their society is a lot like bees and ants. It was also cool to know about the "dispersers".


sjk4x4

Wtf is going on with mole rat evolution??! Blind mole rat, naked mole rat,


jacknacalm

I don’t know maybe they are proud of their lithe, tight, girthiness.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

They evolved into blindness so they could find mates


slowest_hour

That's how evolution works but you don't have to say it like that 😢


aberrasian

But what about the weird seam across their face


Arcturian-WuTang

Bro that’s my mustache


thecuriouslobster

Poses the age old question though, would it’s jeans go on his lower half or over all his legs (horizontal or vertical split)


smooth_like_a_goat

Denim gimp suit with just a hole for those fucking teeth.


sirfletchalot

Well it doesn't need eye holes that's for sure


ClapSalientCheeks

Ooh good point. Add googly eyes to the drip


HeroOrHooligan

God's plan, free fleshlight


DukesEYEball

I'll give you $50 if you stick your dick in that thing, and it doesn't immediately bite it off.


weedful_things

I will give him $50 if he had never typed that.


Wheres_my_whiskey

What do you mean by immediately?


bschnitty

If they knew what they look like, they'd be glad they're blind.


GrymmTravel

NAKED MOLE RATS DON’T WEAR CLOTHES!!


AnonymousSkull

Grand-Pah changed that.


Queef_Stroganoff44

Idk. Have you ever been to a nudist camp? It’s always the people you least wanna see naked.


SupportySpice

A hat would do the trick


Maskimgalgo

Tell that to the naked mole rats


doomedtobeme

Can they like...still see but just terribly ? Seems like the craziest thing to have eyes but them be covered lol


Ohbeejuan

They are ‘truly blind’ which means there eyes do nothing at all. If it makes you feel better their primary digging tool is their teeth not claws/forearms like other moles. When they close their mouth their large incisors are still on the outside. You’re welcome. Thank you for subscribing to blind mole-rat facts! Edit: looks like the eyes do serve SOME purpose. Removal of them affects their circadian rhythm and new studies suggest they may be able sense magnetic fields. Probably a rudimentary N/S compass like some birds.


J3553G

So what are their eyes for? Are they just like an appendix?


Ohbeejuan

Yeah vestigial, although I’m not sure if that’s the technically correct term. They do not respond to light stimuli.


SDJMcHattie

Sounds like the correct term to me. Vestigial organs are there because they haven’t been lost to evolution yet but they serve no purpose in this generation. I guess if their eyes were a hinderance due to living in the dark all the time and easily getting infected due to pushing through dirt and grime, the individuals who grew skin over their eyes via random mutations between generations had an advantage and survived longer, leading to their mutations becoming the most prevalent variant among the population.


overlydelicioustea

Engineers: pulling their hair out trying to develope computer vision Chad Molerat: develops vision, discards it, leaves.


MinorSpaceNipples

Don't forget refuses to elaborate


wallix

>Vestigial organs are there because they haven’t been lost to evolution yet but they serve no purpose in this generation. Like my ex-wife’s cold black heart *sobs uncontrollably*


Wheres_my_whiskey

Maybe your vestigial organ was the problem and not hers?


wallix

Oh god…*sobs uncontrollably*


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ima-ima

Not technically vital (you can absolutely live without it) but it does serve a relatively important purpose to help you recover from some bad infections.


LiquidDoorknob

Why would this make us feel better How can evolution permit this What has it permitted happen to me


RedCargo1

If the eyes are at least slightly functional I’d assume they can sense light


SamusTenebris

Sounds a bit weird but i wonder what would happen if you were to surgical create lids when they were young if they'd gain the ability to see.


ChubbyLilPanda

Their eyes likely don’t posses the ability to see, as in discern objects.


AFineDayForScience

Not with that attitude


trivalry

Yeah because they’re blocked by the skin. I feel like we’re going in circles here.


YourMomsBasement69

If they’re far enough down the evolutionary line to have brown skin over them then their eyes probably lost the ability to see long ago.


Indigoh

The ability to detect light is still useful even if you can't see detail. https://www.livescience.com/8468-blind-mole-rats-study-confirms.html Scientists studied what looks like a closely related cousin to the species in the clip, and found that detecting light is useful for blocking their tunnels so predators can't get in. Here's another article seemingly suggesting that the eyes are not useless. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2142147/#:~:text=The%20rudimentary%20eyes%20of%20the,photoperiod%20perception%20in%20these%20animals. Admittedly, I don't know what photoperiod perception is.


flyingboarofbeifong

Photoperiod is basically an organisms understanding of ‘day-night’ based on sunlight exposure. In the case of mole rats they can’t see light to actually detect this because their eyes are non-functional but the paper describes that they still develop a functional optical nerve circuit that is implicated in keeping track of this ‘day-night’ period even though it is not stimulated by light. This is likely because they come from creatures whose biological clocks were still very much tied to the sun and it’s light.


ChubbyLilPanda

If they could see, they would be seeing the back of their eyelids. I meant their eye balls lack the ability to detect light in any useful capacity


Queef_Stroganoff44

Calm down there, Dr. Mengele.


Emtbob

You would be one of those insane scientists in some anime like Fullmetal Alchemist.


Timed-Out_DeLorean

Ed…ward


Empyrealist

DONT


unknown_pigeon

[You're lucky, I've started my FMA re-read some days ago](https://i.imgur.com/d5OdEPA.jpg) and posted this exact image on r/MangaFrames


nickySkins

I was thinking more like “The Island of Dr. Moreau”.


IDoTheMaths802

I think this is a good questions that people aren’t properly considering. I understand the eyes don’t work, but the brain is a very plastic, robust machine. If given the opportunity, maybe the old optical parts of the brain could turn back on and work like it used to long ago?


JeromesNiece

They would conquer the world


PsychoSpider88

I think it might a Greater Blind mole rat, weird creatures. Apparently they can't dig with their claws, they dig with their oversized front teeth. Which is separated from their mouth by another skin flap.


bard329

These things are just skin flaps all the way down, huh?


PsychoSpider88

God was in a weird mood


AWL_cow

I always thought they didn't have any eyes at all, and were totally blind! Can they still 'see' somewhat?


J3553G

Are they actually blind or do they just have shitty eyesight because their eyes are covered in skin? Is it like they live their whole lives with their eyes half closed?


Noble_Ox

Vojvodina blind mole rat as one person said is correct, not a naked mole rat. https://www.earthtouchnews.com/conservation/conservation/this-week-in-endangered-species-youve-never-heard-of-the-vojvodina-blind-mole-rat/


sassycatslaps

Definitely not naked. If you squint you can see it’s dapper lil bow tie and pressed trousers😯


ConcernedCitoyenne

Damn. What do they eat? How do they reproduce? Must be hard being a blind animal.


howyalikdemapples

Yes. Tell us how things go in and out of them from both ends


dayzplayer93

This is why you don't leave the jizz sock under the bed people!


LunarProphet

You should get a job in the clergy because you just made me swear off of masturbating.


StephenJames81

Not me, I just fapped.


Yoranis_Izsmelli

...to the blind mole?


beginnerdoge

It's the internet Of course


knightopusdei

This thread has given birth to multiple new blind mole rats.


MysteryWrecked

Nature's fleshlight


AnUndercoverAlien

Comfort mole


bschnitty

What are 'the bed people'?


_Diskreet_

People who thrive off cum socks.


Bierbart12

I always knew the house elves from Harry Potter were real


oafman

r/cursedcomments


Angry_cat666

Me at 3 am leaving my bedroom to make mac & cheese.


gameonlockking

I always wondered why the box had that warning in the corner. Like cigarettes. But a "You might turn into a mutant" warning.


KombatVVombat

Neglected travel pillow


Consistent_News_6506

Haha that’s cute


athlonfx

/r/properanimalnames


808speed

Diglet!


usernameinmail

Was gonna say, it heard Ash was retiring


tinybrainiac

My first thought was yungoos!


jweezy2045

Drilbur!


HettyHex

Vojvodina mole rat.. there almost extinct


TakashiXL

With a face like that I'm not surprised it had trouble getting laid.


GoGoubaGo

Every encounter they have would be a 10/10 though as they both can't see what they're smashing


TakashiXL

So what your telling me is I should be looking to date a blind girl? No wonder I've been doing it wrong this whole time.


simonbleu

A blind girl would put more importance in your personality, voice and confidence but if you have soft hands you might be able to have a chance with a blind AND deaf one. I guess I should try that


elijahshaw101

Some fallout shit


wobble_bot

I’m re-playing 4 right now and made the same connection


skrootfot

So the answer is MOLERAT


666555444333222

Thats rad bro!


JCE_1999

This mf built like a 3lb tube of ground beef


Hungry_Bass_Muncher

Probably smells just as bad too.


flyerflew

A Nope Loaf


1Shadowspark1

A cute nope loaf


Sad_Lotus0115

It is oddly adorable. I think this is the cutest mole creature I’ve ever seen. Then again the moles I’ve seen are usually screaming star nose ones that my neighbors dog finds and I have to rescue


HuntAffectionate2775

Golden Moles are pretty cute too!


EarlGrey_Picard

A Later Tater


jcwillmissunusannus

Aww that's so cute


DieAnderTier

They [sound cute too,](https://youtube.com/shorts/qMpfvmCsDYQ?feature=share) but not *cute enough* apparently. -_-


starraven

I didn’t know I needed more videos of giant mole rats but…


monkyduigs

An AI generated dog


DifferenceQueasy960

Mf looking like he bout to pull up a banjo and tell me a story about a little guy named lil jhonny melony and how it got stuck in a mine because he was naughty


Beardywan_Kenobeard

That's a cock with teeth


Electus93

Wobberly Sausage


[deleted]

Penis dentata


jbiggsiii

Forbidden Twinkie.


bourque890

It's an Eastern Hairy Pig Loaf


Asmo___deus

Whatever the fuck it is it's ugly and I love it


Nico8612

That’s a Pokémon


Future-Option3630

I don't know but if you find out please let me know.


Noble_Ox

https://www.earthtouchnews.com/conservation/conservation/this-week-in-endangered-species-youve-never-heard-of-the-vojvodina-blind-mole-rat/


Future-Option3630

Thank you.


tries4accuracy

It’s a groundhog gangsta on its way to knock over a bank. The pantyhose is a dead, though dated, giveaway.


skypirate1989

guinea pig with the resolution turned way down


zombeavervictim69

there's nothing oddly terrifying about this cute fellow imho


Melthiela

Yeah it's so cute!! <3


A1rh3ad

Adorable


mnavneethkrishna

That’s a mole. When it eats guac it becomes guacamole.


devilishloki

It’s a lesser blind mole rat https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_blind_mole-rat


ImplementNo8965

This is put on the wrong subreddit , this is for r/aww or r/cute, ain't no way I'm terrified of this fella, this is like a blind grandpa


sp00ky_noodle

a friend


jmcstar

Mamma June


machobanjopanda

That's the dog-ottoman from Beauty and The Beast


anttisaarenpaa1

A living breathing fleshlight


seren_kestrel

You go first


TrinDiesel123

Dontputyourdickinthat!


Bitter-Juggernaut282

This goes in front of your door to block the draft, right?


Lunethlion

Mole sausage


SauerMetal

Snaggle Sausage


marmaladecorgi

Are you in Russia? Greater Blind Mole-rats are a Russian and Ukrainian species.


BauerHaus

I believe this species is exclusive to Hungary and Serbia


juni_63

Love the little toofers ♥️


CowboyInTheBoatOfRa

Looks like sentient erosion control sock.


RGB_OK

He's perfectly tubular for tunnel activities. Kinda cute.


ShadowBomber

This thing looks like what people do with pokemon when they draw them super life like. Like its cute in the anime and then you see it in a life like design it makes them look demented. Thats what this is except its a real life creature. This thing is horrifying.


jikel28

How dare you call this adorable little fur sausage terrifying.


deafchef52

R.O.U.S


CorkusHawks

A moleman baby. I knew they were real!


MrEdinLaw

Looks like a blind mole rat? Pretty common in eastern Europe


Neighborhood-Any

Is that a Diglett


MistRoot

My first thought was “**sausage walrus**” even though that doesn’t make sense


Haunting_Lecture9115

It’s a package of pork roll with feet and teeth


myztick

It’s a blind mole rat and it’s on the verge of extinction, there are only about 400 left in the wild. Don’t harm this little guy.


LordHumorTumor

Sentient pork loin


Old_Description_8064

It’s diglet


BingeV

Quick! Throw a pokeball! That's a rare ground type


MegaWattson

Kim Possible would have been a lot crazier if they made Rufus actually look like this.


MrLobinson

Its just a rat thats been fed lots of McDonalds.


tryingsohardithurts

Me after a big night out


Kenderean

I think it's a naked mole rat.


TheDevilRidesAtDawn

Blind mole rat


theDeadizDead

What do they usually wear when they're not naked?


Max-Carnage1927

Suits made from the flesh of their enemies.


linc1095

*fine leather*


KitsuneDawnBlade

Tiny tophead and monocle.


MechBliss

It's not naked tho


Pattic0

Ayo dats me coson Larry tell em pat seys hoi


PeopleLearnAsofNow

I believe that’s what the Earth Kingdom calls a “badgermole”


wcollins260

This is a diglet.


puckmonky

You put this at the bottom of your door to keep the cold out.


ZombieHockeyGoalie

Chernobyl baloney chub.


succ_dong

Bri'ish


TheUnifiedNation

He a lil silly lookin', but is fren shaped. I wanna hug him


Pagman46

Egadd from luigis mansion


Dry_Profession2502

That's someone's hunting cock...