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Where Is This Coming From?

Where Is This Coming From?

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NyxMortuus

I'm concerned that I have eaten fucked pizza now


Anarchistwallflower

What does fucked pizza look like?


kingcrabmeat

Cheezy


Anarchistwallflower

...mozzarella?


FluffySquidGamer

Stuffed crust


Anarchistwallflower

I wish i hadn't read this


NiteTiger

You'll be fine once you finish your pizza. And there's fresh Twinkies for dessert!


Anarchistwallflower

Ahh i think I'll regret the question but what are Twinkies?


NiteTiger

[>:)](https://www.hostesscakes.com/products/twinkies/classic/)


Anarchistwallflower

Thank you they look tasty!


pantless_vigilante

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Kangheh4533

White pizza


SweatyToothed

Never again


RetardedGaming

I hate the internet


howlervcxgea

Why censorship the name we all knows it's kyleplant


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mncbeddd

Good bot


Jerryskids3

u/pizza-adventure was going to be my guess.


TrikerBones

YOU CAN EAT IT IN REVERSE


cssmith2011cs

Nah. The fromunda kind


Ash_Gamez

Alfredo sauce


RichardBonham

Meat Lovers, Large.


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Which-Astronaut9202

White sauce


GodYeti

Fucked


Exciting-Insect8269

Saucy


imyourzer0

Like any other pizza. Good luck, bud!


Anarchistwallflower

Gotta get those extra proteins somehow


AnalogMan

Don't worry, it's just the ball of dough that gets fucked. By the time you eat it everything has been baked so it's fine.


BiKingSquid

Now *this* man knows the joys of suction a pizza dough can provide.


AnalogMan

Not Dominos dough though, it's terrible. Pizza Hut is way better but still sucks when compared to the better stuff. Always wait until you have to piss before fucking the dough though so you can go right after you're done. Nothing worse than going home at 1am and trying to take a whizz but you have a dough plug.


MOM_1_MORE_MINUTE

I think we found the orgin of why the manager has to tell new employees this.


AnalogMan

It takes a while to develop the appreciation. He should honestly be worried about his old employees than the new.


MOM_1_MORE_MINUTE

Spoken like a man with lots of experience in the dough business


AnalogMan

I've put my hands in a few doughs over my time, yeah.


MOM_1_MORE_MINUTE

Just hands sir? Hmmmm


Kaldricus

if you put a fucked pizza in the oven, is it going to make a baby?


nogard221

[r/cursedjokes](r/cursedjokes)


DaleGribble3

Just some extra salt and protein.


Quakarot

You’re fucking it when it’s just dough?!? That’s sick, you monster it’s just a baby. You need to learn to appreciate a fully grown pizza 🤤


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

You have


FUnpopularopinions

How do you think they make the cheese filled crust??


Goki65

I don’t like when my pizza is a virgin


thegashole

Shouldn’t have used that extra virgin olive oil… But I know how to fix it.


Musikcookie

At least you can still eat it out.


trillerkiller424542

Ooof


Goki65

/r/CursedComments


maneeshvcxvaz

rl needs more stuff like this


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Julio974

Fuck it yourself you lazy coward


Goki65

Idk if I can satisfy it


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Goki65

What???


UntarnishedCopper

I think of it like this. If you're going to eat a ~~sandwich~~ pizza, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.


Reaveler1331

Ah, gotta love a What We Do In The Shadows reference


Goki65

I like doing it w/ ameteurs or whatever idk how to spell that


Recluse1729

Agreed, who doesn’t like stuffed crust Pizza?


flavor_blasted_semen

Richard Leigh is that you?


Alien-Fox-4

virgin pizza vs chad pizza you only eat chad alpha male pizza?


70sbananatits

Dude, I love me some tight 18 year old virgin pizza.


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He definitely fucked the pizzas


TheJabberwock123

Well it must of been a sick pizza. Also... It'd take at least 2 men to fuck a sick pizza


trillerkiller424542

How do you know that?


TheJabberwock123

Letterkenny


omgdude29

[It was an ostrich, though](https://i.imgur.com/kT4wf7Q.gifv)


HurricaneAlpha

*Allegedly*


e-ghosts

r/PizzaCrimes


Kishan02

This pains me to look at


mattdonredditall

If this is a subreddit of people fucking pizzas I’m calling the police


Lieutenant_Red

Allow me to ease your fears. It is people placing things on pizzas that should never be placed on pizza.


Insterquiliniis

rl needs more stuff like this


shlooope

Strong “don’t jerk off to this” vibes


ContentCargo

Source on that ?


GruceRillis

[A classic](https://youtu.be/xdfMu77sYH4)


GonzoRouge

With my favourite comedian DongLover


RustyTrombone673

Rocket league already has enough content. We dont need to add pizza fucking to the mix unless its a competitive game mode


Aeroperea

Are you telling me you want have your pizza get fucked be a regular problem?


Mundoomoo

Why censorship the name we all knows it's kyleplant


HailTheLost

He is incredibly online


ProbablyMaybe69

Me: *"didn't they ask for the special sauce tho aha"*


Own_Presence1271

Sausage usually goes on the pizza not in it.


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Solangleo

How do you make a bot a mod lol 🤣


Ph4antomPB

Science


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Solangleo

That's pretty cool. 🙂🙂 I didn't know you could do that


gerenski9

TIL, then


Heartfull_of_Wind

Skyler Whites voice, “I fucked pizza”


Deus0123

"But I did not fuck the pizza-box"


ucancallmevicky

[relevant What we do in the shadows clip](https://youtu.be/DR2rGt_4T4A)


Homustus

another day working at the domino's. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the pizza. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it


AnEnemyStando

This makes me think they make especially fuckable pizza's.


Saucermote

Is it only really a pizza after it's been baked? Is it just dough, cheese, sauce, and toppings before then?


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nice___bot

Nice!


Thinktwiceonce

Now I need to ask for virgin pizza when I order from domino’s


Then-Clue6938

How do you even....never mind I don't wanna know.


LeSnake04

Wait... Did the ever had to fire someone for this? Please tell me he didn't ...


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deadmanwalking74

Haha. That’s crazy lol


JRelixer

American Pizza Pie?


nerm2k

you leave because it’s weird af and you are forever known as the guy who quit because they wouldn’t let you fuck the pizza.


83tw

Something tells me this is real


Invenitive

the tweet itself was just a made up joke. but people definitely have fucked pizzas


Slenveny

A guy I know works at dominos. A guy who worked there before him actually did that.


RoscoMan1

This is true, I do this.


RampageTheBear

I could definitely see this as a bit in Broad City.


mybroharambe

This is giving me big vibes from the movie "Waiting"


TinFoilRobotProphet

Card carrying members of the North America Man Pizza Love Association


RichardBonham

Oops. I thought it was the delivery guys and the customers.


brettorlob

I'm definitely not ordering Dominos ever again. Thanks for posting this.


Instainious

Is that Twitter?


JayTwitchy

Is there a sign in the kitchen that says don't fuck the pizzas?


Beermandingo

I wonder if the pound has the same rules…


Thinktwiceonce

Haha how has that ever crossed someone’s mind?!?


My_pee_pee_poo

Anyone else remember the guy that fucked pizza dough???


grO0szek

[I wish I didn't remember lol](https://indiapoland.news/only-18-think-twice-before-you-order-pizza-during-lock-down/)


ZippZappZippty

Coming from the people of this country


Feel1nCh1ll

Cursed stuffed crust


modern_drift

jobs have silly little things at each one. one day, while training a newbie, i stopped what i was saying and asked, "has p/t assistant managed you to help him move?" newbie, very confused, "nooo... why?" "okay, just let me know if he does." p/t a.m., very confused, comes up to me a couple days later, "why did you ask newbie if i asked them if they would help me move?" laughing, i told him i just thought i would be funny. i proceeded to do that with each new hire.


Obvious_Main9999

Idk what’s more cringe. Tweeting this, or taking a screenshot for Reddit. Yikes.


Secret-Savings-1026

I’m n-not going to fuck the pizza with you guys watching.


blueblur1984

Wait, y'all don't get donut pizza too?


Icy_Hour_3359

Who the Fuck….. pizzas 🍕 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ancient_Mammoth8095

Sounds about right for Dominos


GamerTex

I got you fam. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/guy-has-sex-with-pizza-dough-explains-why-you-should-try-it-at-least-once/


billwood09

“Yeastiality” Good god.


ArnoldQMudskipper

Hol'up, that crust won't stuff itself.


fruitroligarch

This is a real phenomenon, I’m not joking. I worked at Pizza Hut. One time the guy cutting blobs of dough pulled 2 large blobs to the edge of the table, shoved them together to make a butt shape, and you guessed it, started humping the dough butt and yelling “oh baby!”. Not making this up.


partyzrfunny

Oh the special garlic sauce…


billwood09

I LITERALLY just ordered from Domino’s before seeing this…


1Eternallylost

Back in 89, I was stationed at an Air Force Base in Arkansas when they flew a cook off base overnight. After he was gone, the news got around that he was caught pudding off into the mashed potatoes. And apparently, this was a regular thing with him for some time. It made sense that this guy would be flown to another base immediately before prosecution. He would probably be dead in 12 hours, considering that thousands of airmen had unknowingly ate his cum.


SmolRavioli

*What happened here?*


Griderides

They must have hired a donut maker last week


__________________99

This is a common inside joke with small places to do with newbies. We did it several times at a gas station I used to manage with the coffee or slushie machines. Shit never got old.


pigro_cielo204

"What the hell happened here?"


Demetrius3D

Just inform them that "Pizzafucker" is a family name from the Old Country and nobody does that anymore.


grO0szek

Well I am not proud of this, but one guy in my country fucked pizza. And was busted. Now I am wondering how many are they that did not got caught.


Nights_of_Liam

Ah yes the fallout of Jeremy the pizza fucker


Sapiencia6

Anybody that's worked at a pizza place has heard the stories.


Kamiyosha

Me: (*now very serious*) what in the holy fuck has happened here before my hiring?


SnooPears3463

What in the Italians, mamma mia?


Ruberine

i think i know why there was a vacancy


rocketred87

Had a friend in high school who worked part time after school at Dominos, he told me they would take turns cuming on pizzas for people who were listed as ass holes in their computer


OmgTom

Some ex employee fuckin the pizza dough is a common urban legend among pizza chefs.


Informal_Sky_132

Is his name by any chance noid?


Bungus_Bruh

Bro quit


Daevito

No one asked for the pizza's consent :(


fuckyouijustwanttits

Pizza comes out of the oven: Whoa, that is one sexy pizza.


Womcataclysm

That's so relatable


PRIS0N-MIKE

I've seen this a million times but it always makes me laugh.


EnriqueShockwave9000

At least he knows how to tender his resignation when the time comes. Can’t work at Domino’s forever, young man.


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Agengele

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my loads in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.


wibble_spaj

What do you think the crust is stuffed with?


pfeffacat

How is this something that happens??? It had to have happened for such a specific warning. Eww


MrGoatBanger

They promised they'd stop talking about the time I fucked a pizza.


Razwerkz

Obligatory r/dontputyourdickinthat


ledfox

Well, that explains the vacancy.


MrAnderzon

Can i get a boneless pizza and boneless pepsi


Revolutionary-Duck68

Hmm 🤨🤔


selfagency

this is why you never get the garlic sauce


daggerdude42

As a McDonald's employee, yeah pretty much how it goes


theRailisGone

The experience of being a male teacher? It was never part of his plan but now it's in his head, tickling forever. He never would have thought of it if they hadn't mentioned it, but now he's slowly going mad with fear that somehow it'll end up happening, even if he never tries to make it happen and always tries to prevent it.


superstrikergxyt

Who says I'm here for the job I just want the free pizzas


graciaman

Moments later a local cheerleading squad enters the restaurant. “Hi. We’re the Pizzas.”


fendaar

He’s fucking the dough. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls5nTJn2psg


Prinsessbelle255

My boyfriend's mom once ordered a pizza from domino's and uh... the driver didn't listen...


atvphucker

There is a story to be told


Damien966

I have watched several videos of people fucking pizza dough


hyjnx

Almost reads like a WKYK skit


parkerzj2002

I couldn't agree more as soon as I seen your comment I started reading in in their voices


Angry_Navel

They gave me the same talk at the vet clinic I work at


ScaredD69

He better not fucking fuck the pizzas


SpiffyCliffy

This feels like something from I Think You should Leave


samvich_man

Who fucked the pizzas before this happened


LandminesLandslides

Reminds of the chicken fucker scene from Devil's rejects


IndyAndyJones7

Well? How was the sex?


SubAtomicBagel

They better check the stuffed crust.


Low_Bar9361

Well i wasn't gonna....


Anarch-ish

*Is this a joke? Am I in a prank show?*


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InfoNut1121

Dude this is a joke post


ProfWhite

So basically the take away here is to make the pizza to the customer specifications, right? I mean, obviously that customer didn't, but I usually DO order the stuffed crust - and now I'm concerned the cooks *haven't* been fucking my pizza like I asked for this whole time. It's like...I ordered out cause for whatever reason I couldn't cook at home, right? Like, hell yeah I would **love** to be able to stuff that thick crust myself tonight but I'm an adult with responsibilities that prevents me from doing that, so I entrust the task with someone else whose adult responsibilities are to inseminate my food **however I god damn tell them to** on the understanding that I'm giving them my hard-earned money in return. So if they're saying I've been ordering stuffed crust all these years, trusting them at their word that I'm getting what I asked for, and instead receiving only *un-fucked pizzas* unaware this whole time because not one person had the common fucking courtesy to tell me they're not even allowed to do that - I'm gonna be pretty fucking pissed.


-Listening

This is slow down... I just wanna talk.


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