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RadioGuyRob

>What should we sand next? A hydraulic press. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.


tasman001

Winner of that match faces off against the blender from Will It Blend.


imbored53

Vintage


bamyo

Aaaaaamd here we go!


jchampagne83

Comments you can hear.


FeistmasterFlex

Shouldn't do that, it'll dull the knife


patrickclank9

Null the knife*


TaintListenin

Cull the knife


OddDuckLuck

Lull the knife?…. to sleep


KludgyOne67095

Perma-sleep


ubiquitous-joe

That sleep of death, whet stones may come.


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

Mr. Sandman, grind to the tang...


Wycked66

Have my freebie. This made me laugh. 😂


ghillieman11

"Oh ya hear that lads? He says we'll blunt the kniiiives."


goosebyrd

Blunt the knives, bend the forks Smash the bottles and burn the corks...


DarthKallos

Chip the glasses and crack the plaaaates, THAT'S WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES!


Male_Homosapian

Alright I’ll remember for next time


UndyingQuasar

What knife?


watson-and-crick

*Black Bolt (attempts to) scream[s]*


erikhagen222

Good way to dispose of evidence… what knife??


Adventurous-Adolin

This video has just saved me a lot of time and elaborate planning.


phixional

Make sure you have the equipment well in advance so your purchase history doesn’t look to sus.


Towering_Flesh

Use the grinder on your purchase history.. DUH!


Inlevitable

This guy disposes of evidence


MissLesGirl

Dispose the body with the grinder


Starfire013

And then dispose of that grinder with another grinder.


abhijitd

It's grinders all the way down


trouserschnauzer

Finally, turn the grinder on itself.


DBNSZerhyn

"Sir, we cornered the Ouroboros Killer, but we don't have any evidence." "Take them into custody anyway." "... Well, we would, but he swallowed himself and disappeared."


fatflaver

Used Grindr. Not disappointed


imkingofthelab

This guy person of interests


DigitalPlop

If it looks suspicious you just bought a grinder to dispose of evidence you can always use another, larger grinder to dispose of the original grinder.


RustyPoopKnife

It’s grinders all the way down


DigitalPlop

Grindception


kaos95

I mean, thermite is super easy to make, requires common things that do not look suspicious, and turns hardened steel into random slag. It can render a gun into a fun unrecognizable abstract sculpture in about 6 seconds (listen, I actually grew up in the "closest city is 3 hours away" rural environment, before the internet, we had to make our own fun).


TheReverseShock

Harder knives are tougher to grind. Buy a really cheap knife with alot of bend.


reddituseroutside

Nah they have really good grinders now. Just check out Grindr.com


Mabubifarti

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in Jeff.


SirIanChesterton63

When you're done make sure you get a second sander to get rid of the evidence left on the sander you used to get rid of the evidence.


johnnywarp

r/illegallifeprotips


BlizzPenguin

Then you invite other questions like "why is your sander bloody?".


Knuc85

Yeah but then you just use a second sander to dispose of your first sander. Easy peasy.


prolemango

“Why is your second sander bloody?”


Knuc85

I can't believe I have to explain this, since it's extremely obvious, but you'll need a *third* sander.


prolemango

…holy shit you’re right


lesslucid

Seems wasteful, when you can just use the first sander again on the second sander.


ThePelicanWalksAgain

What first sander?


PM_ME_UR__UPVOTE

Its sanders all the way down.


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ThatFeel_IKnowIt

But then why is your third sander bloody?


DatOldManWilly

It's sanders all the way down


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NorahKing

I dunno, you’d want it to be *very* clean beforehand or you’re just spreading dna evidence all over the workshop.


khemtrails

Until they find dna on that grinder. Dump the grinder in the river. Clean it first, tough. Or skip the knife and use an icicle. Then the evidence melts. No fingerprints. No sign of any weapon anywhere. I’ve said too much!


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Wipe the knife in rubbing alcohol first. Then soak it in bleach. Then flame sterilize it. Then sand it into dust. Then replace the sanding wheel. Thoroughly clean any shavings and dust with disinfectant and also the sander itself before replacing the sanding wheel. Don't dispose of the sander because that will raise eyebrows. In fact, sand some wood so it looks used as well.


Adama0001

Murder weapon? What murder weapon? r/noevidencenocrime


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No_Lube_Insertion

He should sand the wrench he's using to hold the knife next.


casualsax

And then the hand holding the wrench?


A-le-Couvre

No, there’s a vice offscreen holding the wrench


Affectionate-Ant3473

Sand that, then


NAPPYPAPPYISHERE

And then whatever's holding the vice


prolemango

Another sander is holding the vice


DoctorMarmyPC

Sand everything on Earth in order, starting with whats holding the object that got sanded


Wulfscreed

Return everything to dust. Its the only way.


UpvoteForPancakes

Then sand the dust


Such_Button_7663

Sandception


eneumeyer1010

Ok thanos chill


michaelseverson

Sand the dust again


AwesomeMcPants

Then sand the Earth itself.


abnormally-cliche

Its sanding all the way down


MachineSimulation

It's wrenches all the way down


nightstalker30

Vise. Yeah, I’m the kinda guy who corrects posts. It’s my vice.


No_Lube_Insertion

Er... yes? for...uh...science?


EdwardTeach

[Like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/iza3rz/nani/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x)


we-dont-d0-that-here

I’d rather see this video in reverse!


flopdawalrus

u/gifreversingbot


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DeluxeWafer

Good freaking bot.


Hot_Salad9000

Can we sand the bot?


zb0t1

I didn't take part in this inhumane act. Just saying when the robots take over they'll remember my innocence.


we-dont-d0-that-here

Well that was even MORE satisfying than I hoped it would be!


schlamster

Reverse entropy go brrr


_Tactleneck_

Ludwig Boltzmann in shambles. Edit: shout out to the fellow thermo survivors upvoting this


kid_cadillac

Was thinking the same thing.


bloomy-rind

Me too


not-costa

me too, an endless loop of stuff holding other stuff about to be sanded.


macedoraquel

I hope he stops before hand


Content-Positive4776

Nope, just changes the subreddit. After hand it’s just an endless line of people feeding people into it.


MoonubHunter

This belongs in Rick and Morty


Saetric

Morty: “Oh god, Rick, the things, they kept coming and coming, and the sander kept sanding them. And then after the things ran out, the people holding them, they, *sniff* they sanded the people Rick! The people were sanded! *sobs hysterically* Rick: Well Morty, if there’s *buuuurp* if there’s one thing I can tell you, it’s that you should be glad it wasn’t a wood chipper. Poor little original Morty… Morty: Um, what? Rick: Don’t you have some shenanigans to get up to? You know, you kids love your shenanigans. Here, here’s some money for a sander. Edit: a letter


MoonubHunter

Exceedingly good


Best-Car-5608

yeah that was actualy really good.


Baboonslayer323

r/meatcrayon - probably nsfw


_Vard_

You think he would but the hand turns out to be a fake silicone hand


macedoraquel

Phew


Devine-Shadow

VICE-GRIPS


StrykerSeven

Real Vise-Grips are ridiculously strong. Much more so than a 1990s k-mart steak knife


Bubbling_Psycho

Was gonna say, the grind wheel will get worn before much of that vice grip is gone


WilyDeject

My thoughts exactly! "Keep going you cowards!"


MrSkrimlaum

That's a vicegrip not a wrench


TheMainIdiot

Your mind went:"please keep going" as well didn't it


shavemejesus

Vise Grips. Yes, sand ‘em.


fantasyflyte

It's interesting how the nails(?) get hot and burn the wood quick before being sanded away.


AbjectIntellect

Another interesting detail is that the colour of the metal changes from a yellowish to straight silver when heated. Edit: if I were to guess, that'd be an oxidised layer being burnt away. Could be wrong though.


CrossP

Likely, they are bronze or brass, and that silver is actually a heat scale oxide layer.


redceramicfrypan

Since you (?)ed, those are called rivets! Edit: or pins, depending on how the knife is made.


bonafidebob

I think they’re usually just pins. The pins are inserted to hold the handle in place against the tang and then it’s glued together. I guess some mass produced knives might use rivets or screws. The difference is a rivet head is deformed to be wider than the pin in order to hold the thing it connects in place. But trying to rivet to something soft like wood would run the risk of splitting the wood or having the wood shrink or deform over time and the handle would then not be tightly fastened.


StarblindCelestial

Corby bolts are the other thing they use besides pins. They are pins, but with a male and female end screw that meets in the middle. The heads get ground off so it looks just like a pin, but with the strength of a screw.


fantasyflyte

Thank you!


StrawberryTerry

I had no idea sanders were so easy to stab through!


YippeeB0g

He even stabbed the handle through. Cheap ass sander.


BadgerDancer

You keep away from Bernie.


Nuthar

I am once again asking for you... to stop doing that.


XOIIO

MY EXPENSIVE JAPANESE KNIFE!


207nbrown

Oh god not this again


SeismicFrog

Oh no, it was just a poop knife.


Darkblader24

A knife to help you poop?


nefariouspenguin

No you use it to cut the poop off.


HankSagittarius

I thought you cut the huge turd in the bowl. Whose weak ass turd cutter can’t pinch off a loaf?


StigOfTheTrack

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/


avatrix48

Context?


Cirno_the_strongest

About a week ago r/mildlyinfuriating had an overflow of posts about family members borrowing someone's Japanese knife and it getting damaged in some way


RealLaurenBoebert

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/vglz51/my\_father\_borrowed\_my\_expensive\_japanese\_knife/


kithlan

Gotta say, I am surprised at how many people on Reddit are unfamiliar with handling chef's knives of any quality, let alone people who seem to think Japanese knives are just weeb bait.


Gayforjamesfranco

I guarantee it was one of those Kamikoto knives that uses the shittiest steel possible but still costs $300.


Rickshmitt

Sand...a sander!


Rchap88

Came to say this! An entire sanding machine that is also on sanding. Battle of the sanders


Thad_Chundertock

It would be all fun and games until they caught on fire. Then you’d had have to deal with burny sanders.


whyhelloseymore

Just sand the fire


boomday55

No more *Mr Knife Guy*


questfire

I always thought the best way to get rid of a dead body would be to freeze it solid and "sand" it down over a sink with the water running.


Itz_The_Rain

This kinda info would have really been useful to me 16 hours ago


questfire

There's still time to go out and buy a deep freezer.


BaltimoreBadger23

Not without raising suspicion.


hype_train111

r/holup


FlowerIllustrious457

please...wood chipper. middle of dense forest, evidence gone forever. animals/decomposers will get rid of all waste within 2 weeks.. completely


questfire

A local guy rented a wood chipper and ground up his ex-wife into a river during a rainstorm. He was caught returning the wood chipper to the rental store. Bits of hair and stuff still on the machine.


crack_n_tea

This is why you don’t cheap out. Dude deserves to be caught, who tf RENTS their murder weapon


johnsredditaccount

The ex husband is definitely going to be a suspect anyway, that new woodchipper would be investigated. Who doesn't clean their murder weapon though...


SDirty

I’d imagine it’s more a matter of somehow cleaning a wood-chipper so well that a investigative team couldn’t find a single trace. Probably lots of little nooks and crannies where evidence could end up


donglover2020

that's why you throw that wood chipper into another bigger wood chipper


kkell806

Ahh, the wood chipper chipper


mrmoe198

How much wood chipper could a wood chipper chipper chip if a wood chipper chipper could chip wood chippers?


ToxicTaxiTaker

It is really really hard to clean those crannies. Not worth it.


FarmersOnlyJim

Move it to a new location, use it to chip wood, and oh no it “accidentally” caught on fire and burnt to the ground.


HankSagittarius

“A few raccoons fell in there when I wasn’t looking. Probably a suicide pact.”


oobey

"Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day."


PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA

Here we are, minding our own business... when all these raccoons start killing themselves all over our property!


Shoondogg

Better hope; 1) it’s not someone that can be tied to you 2) there’s literally zero evidence because renting and “accidentally” destroying a wood chipper around the same time someone you know mysteriously disappears might raise some eyebrows.


questfire

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Ooops!


ferrouside

Did ya lose that arm to the wood chipper?


Rice-A-Romney

What do you do with the wood chipper that's now covered in evidence? Do you rent a wood chipper or do you already own one? Renting a wood chipper shortly before your nemesis disappears forever is kinda suspicious


Minyoface

Buy it now then! Wait for a nemesis, then bury the thing with a back hoe and it’ll never be seen again.


jk3us

Mr. Smith, please tell the court why you rented a backhoe the day after your nemesis disappeared.


deadrogueguy

i mean you'll never get that woodchipper fuller clean again but as long as it was borrowed/a rental


logaboga

A body would 100% mess up a chipper in some way or at least leave fragments of hair, blood, bone which would definitely be noticed upon the maintenance any good company would perform when getting the chipper back


elite_tablespoon

> which would definitely be noticed upon the maintenance any good company would perform when getting the chipper back so you just rent from Home Depot, then?


Stompedyourhousewith

that bad luck when you rent a wood chipper thats been used to dispose a body, they didnt notice it when the murderer returned it, but notice it when you return it.


ADHDAleksis

Just sand the wood chipper away, ez


FlowerIllustrious457

just buy one and throw it in a hole, qnd cover the hole up. Chances it gets found are super low. Expensive, but you could buy a small woodchipper and throw the body in parts


Too_Old75

There was a case where the teeth didn't get chopped up. They found some teeth down river and identified them. So pull the teeth and bury them in a third spot somewhere. And don't Google shit like, "What part of the forest do people not go?", or, "Where is the deepest forest near me?"


nschwalm85

Please, please.. steel mill.. evidence in the liquid metal furnace.. literally no evidence left.. but I guess not everyone has access to a steel mill lol


BuckminsterFullest

“Haven’t seen Todd in a while. He was always a little rough around the edges.” “Not anymore”


rbrutonIII

Going to leave dna fragments all over the kitchen, and could you imagine how long it'll take to freeze a body?? I'm partial to developing a need for brick oven pizza and then telling the neighbors you're trying out some new ingredients. Ps: I'm not saying feed your neighbors people Jesus you guys are sadistic


littlegreenrock

try sanding ice, then get back to me


jumpup

and that's why you would be caught, sinks are notorious for leaving trace material, better to just fill up some plastic paint cans drive it to a remote location and then dispose of it, bonus points if you use red paint cans


207nbrown

Pigs… just chop up the body and feed it to pigs… they eat anything and leave nothing behind… source: episode of criminal minds where the killer had killed atleast 100 victims and the only evidence that remained of them where the shoes in a box by the pig pen


burritocmdr

Also this scene from Snatch is good https://youtu.be/u3qy4Zv4snI


Darth_Nibbles

So the pigs don't eat the shoes? Amateurs


DC_Verse

Possibly, but you'd still have blood droplets that would escape as the sanding happened. So you'd need to make sure you had plastic around the sanding area to keep clean up to a minimum


Valuable-Ad7285

Ok Dexter.


Nik_Tesla

Abrasion generates a lot of heat, you wouldn't get far before it wasn't frozen any longer.


Drews232

Reminds me of the Alfred Hitchcock show where the wife bludgeoned her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb, put it in the oven and served it to the detectives after they searched in vain for the murder weapon.


g3nerallycurious

Is that like negative grit? Maybe a little anti-matter thrown in for good measure? Jesus. No sanding wheel I’ve ever worked with could do that. Sheeeeeit.


23408723rpoiweuf

A big, nice sanding wheel, like 40-45cms (One feets, then half of another, use the same foot for accurate measurements), is going to have a wheel that weighs 20-30kgs (the weight of a really really big raccoon). If you're working on one that's well maintained, when you turn it off, it will keep spinning for an hour, maybe more. There's a lot of momentum in that disc once it gets going. Once it gets up to speed, you don't even need to leave it on. They're really quite scary!


Icyrow

i can't tell if you're serious as you measured it's weight in raccoons. kinda cool though.


23408723rpoiweuf

Hey man I'm not the country who doesn't use the metric system. You gotta convert it somehow. I dunno how much 25-30kgs is in pounds off the top of my head, but I do know that a really really big raccoon can weight that much.


Icyrow

also love that you still haven't answered whether you're serious or not lol


23408723rpoiweuf

Yeah dude raccoons can be huge. They're really smart and are one step below wolverines in terms of how vicious they can be. They're charming and endearing when they're keeping their distance and think you might feed them, but when they figure out how to bust down the screen and get into your cupboards at night, they ain't cute no more! Also yeah a big sanding disc is a great thing to own. The sandpaper on them is intense, I imagine it's because it's one big piece you can just thunk on there, and it doesn't need to bend or go around any edges. You can put a ton of rough material on there and let it wear away over time. I was fortunate that when I was living in the boonies a factory was going out of business, and they were selling a really big industrial sanding disc for not a lot of money, so I bought it. Great thing to own, and you find so many uses for it. So many times I'd be like "dang I just need to quickly dull this", "I need to round this", "my foot bone is too long". Flip it on, let it get up to speed, which takes about a minute, turn it off, and it will go until you leave the shop. Terribly unwieldy, I don't remember how many hundreds of pounds it weighed, I wanna say around 300? If you have the space and means to move one around, absolutely get one. If not, my god. They're huge and almost burdensome to own!


Xikura

Is it sharp yet?


das_Keks

I like how the bolts get so hot that they turn itself and the wood around them black.


discostud1515

Put sound on the next video. Eeeeeeerrrrreerrrrrrrcccccchhhhhccchhhhjjjnnneeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr


JJ4x4

Sander vs finger


Astro_jerms

Sander vs penis


regulationinflation

r/dontputyourdickinthat


PedroJTrump

A bowling ball


Toddler_Hodlr

Is that a sander or a wormhole to another dimension?


Amity83

They should sand a blendtec blender.


shitsu13master

This is really distressing for me. It upsets me when something perfectly functional gets destroyed for no reason. I know in the big scheme of things it doesn't matter but I'm damaged like that


ChargeActual5097

I’m more concerned about where the particles are going. Metal doesn’t just disappear into thin air, unless that’s literally what’s happening in which case that air is probably not too safe to breathe


hopping_hessian

You’re not alone! It bothers me too.


oceanicreceptor_51

Plot twist, the sander is actually cake


Noobslayer001

Scource?


FixTheGrammar

What in the holy hell is a scourse?


MSK84

I would say that pair of vice grips should be next


Plus-Pomegranate-879

You should sand another sander


yankykiwi

Well that murder weapon will never be found.


hijackhijinx

Doesn’t this dull the knife?