Dangerous heat wave in western U.S.
By - Bundeschef
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What makes this oniony?
It’s been hot as the devil’s ass in California for decades. We pre-plan for fire season.
Now, if we were sending out fire crews to actually rake the forest floor, not that, that would be funny.
I live in California and just got the updated forecast:
I had to go to my car at 11pm yesterday and it was 105