T O P
walkingtalkingdread

how dare you not just pop a titty out for this poor boy going through deprission.


CrazyCatLady9001

and ADHD and anxiety! He practically deserves a homemade p*rn video at this point /s


hdmx539

EARLY STAGE of ADHD, too! BTW, your last two responses, *\*chef's kiss\**


Maleficent-Abalone-2

Like what does that even mean 😀 I guess ADHD is cancer now


Ic3w4ter

Damn I have stage 3 adhd, pray for me yall


eat_with_your_fist

I'm having a surgery to get my ADHD removed next week. Hopefully it'll go into remission but if I lose my wallet one more time it'll be terminal.


Book-bomber

Just pray your card works


aeriesneak

Otherwise the surgeon will have to put the adhd back in


Moose_InThe_Room

Does a lobotomy remove ADHD symptoms? ....... there's probably a downside though. Edit: fixed typo


CasperDaGhostwriter

A lot of us turn to chemo--a bottle of Jim Beam.


BeepBeepBallsDeep

Thots and prayers, homie


soapiestpenguin

Can “I’ll pop a titty for you” become the new “thoughts and prayers”?


Ic3w4ter

"omg I'm so sorry for your loss, pop a titty for you, okay?"


soapiestpenguin

“Thanks bro, that means a lot”


TheLordFool

Damn I have stage 3 adhd, ~~pray~~ pop a titty for me yall FTFY


PM_SOME_OBESE_CATS

I'm afraid my ADHD is terminal :(


[deleted]

Send this man the boob squad


DoomShmoom

*cough cough* don't mind me that's just the ADHD acting up


superoboe87

I was wondering that too, since it’s a condition one is born with


PrvtParts

But early stage as he claims. That's why he's so nice and humble to only request a tit.


SlaveNo1213356

At Stage 2 he will need to see two tits and at Stage 3 feet pics


Smeadow2

No you're not paying attention. By the time the adhd has progressed he may need many more pics to help capture his attention.


SlaveNo1213356

If only there was a place for millions of these pics right at his fingertips he would be cured instantly


namey_9

I do not understand this. He can see hundreds of thousands of breasts with the click of a button. Why is he so angry that he can't see *hers*? Just google boobs and pretend if it's that important to you, ffs


HetLelijkeEendje

He is not angry about the tatas, he is angry that he can not manipulate her in doing his bidding. Cuz if she would show tiddies at any guy saying gm and asking how her day is, he would *also* be mad. It's a form of status/power/gratification they want to have; "yeh I got these custom pics send to me exclusively bc she is sooooo into me" Their logic is from a narcissistic standpoint where they are the main character and the rest is insignificant..


Idolica

Because she OWES him after his hard day struggling with the onset of so many diseases all at once man, have some sympathy! /S


Khow3694

stage 4 he needs to see her asshole. spread eagle in all its glory


jayclaw97

If early stages of anxiety and ADHD were actual things, I would’ve been a resident of the afterlife like ten years ago.


lordasgul

My god, by his logic I'd deserve a goddamn orgy by now. What the actual fuck, how screwed up do you have to be to think one can actually demand such a thing?


Simple_Park_1591

We all deserve an orgy.


PM_SOME_OBESE_CATS

Will there be a buffet?


call_me_jelli

We can have an orgy for one!


picyourbrain

Where will you be when the ADHD metastasizes and he’s on his death bed?


superoboe87

Imma blame my procrastination on my ADHD metastasizing now


Mlyrin

EARLY STAGES NO LESS. He's basically already dead. So cruel to not give him the sweet succor of popped titty./s


olderthanbefore

He is eight months old, confirmed With the spelling ability to match


LazyClub8

This dude’s literally got the exact same brain shit I do. And yet, somehow, I manage to not be a colossal piece of garbage on a daily basis! I guess I must just be lucky or something, lol


EscheroOfficial

I hate this because as a dude with all three of these things he’s unknowingly creating a stigma for anyone with them 🙃 Yeah I’m anxious, feel like shit all the time and can never focus on anything, but that doesn’t mean anyone owes me a fucking titty picture


mcbaindk

Roses are red, Violets are shitty, Why can't OP, Just pop out a titty.


Azurus_II

I have anxiety and adhd This was a hard decision Just pop out a tit To get me through my “Deprission”


impressive_specimen

There once was a very nice lad, But the kind of nice that means mad, He texted 'gm', And that meant to him, You pop out a titty a tad.


SubstantialHentai420

😂😂😂


mcbaindk

For some reason whatever you sent are showing as eggplants... And I am so confused.


Matrinka

The eggplants are because a titty was popped out.


SubstantialHentai420

They were laughing faces on my side lol sorry about that


ohmRICE20

That was beautiful 🥹


myname_isnot_kyal

on behalf of the Pop-a-Titty Committee, OP is in the wrong and liable for damages. Considering that Ben tells her good morning, she owes him one titty pop *minimum*. If his claims about his mental health are verifiable, we would then apply a x2 pop multiplier for each condition, bringing the total titty pop debt to eight. OP, do the right thing and pop those titties.


RushLimbaughsLung

> n, bringing the total titty pop debt to eight. Luckily for Ben, OP is actually a cat and so can comply with the court order.


TobyTheArtist

Its not just deprission. Its deprission anxiety ADHD Deluxe.


LadyAvalon

AND he always ask how her day was and says good morning. How dare she not reciprocate with a lil titty.


No_Incident_5360

Guilt trips, threats, insults, demands, lack of logic or empathy——just what a girl wants 🙄


gravyjonez-

Right? What a stuck up BITCH op is for not simply popping a tit out for the homeboy😤😤😤


No_Incident_5360

You know if he has any meat, muscle or fat on him at all—he can take a selfie of his own pec and beat one out. Seems to think he deserves everything—probably either in love with himself or hates himself with an unseen before loathing. Man boobs still boobs


superoboe87

Or his lazy arse could just Google what he wants to see


JTdotexe

All ma guy needs is a tit for his deprission.


moistmonkeymerkin

Maybe if he showed her his prescription?


jchray

What are the side effects? Can you overdose on 2?


_addycole

It’s confirmed, popping one titty is safe and effective, popping two titties is an overdose.


Purplebadger13

it's definitely not as safe as just one, but two won't kill you. popping three titties on the other hand... 100% mortality rate


Toxik_Kandie

I think you're being quite reckless saying popping one tit is "safe" Granted, you can't overdose from one tit, but the real risk comes from long term addiction. Everyone knows once you pop, you can't stop.


nickyfox13

He needs to submit his research of popping a tit to cure mental illness to a research paper. He might be on to something. /s


Itchy_Rich_1307

The tantrum was phenomenal, but then he really topped it off with ‘nice guys like me’ Fucking legendary. Kind of like modern art


[deleted]

Unintentional performance art.


Captain_Cookiez

r/unintentionalperformanceart Edit: Doesn’t exist :(


lizaanna

Should we make it? 🤔🤔🤔


shall1313

Don't let your dreams be dreams


rikosama555

r/nodreamstaysadream ?


Q-9

That would be an awesome sub to have.


penguins-and-cake

> I PUT IN ALL MY NICENESS TOKENS AND THE TITTY STILL HASNT POPPED


YarnAndMetal

Meanwhile, OP is like "I hope I don't find other nice guys like you." Imagine having a whole mantrum (I didn't come up with the term, but seems appropriate here), breakdown, and depressive rant over the fact that you don't see a woman's boob. Not even boobs. Singular boob.


ofdantecouple

Yes, mantrum is very fitting, especially with the idiot in the above post


asingleNim

It's all a plan to manipulate her for more. He doesn't want just 1, he only says that to get her to do it so she'll be used to it and open to being manipulated for more later on. It's just 1 boob! Then the next week, it's just 2 boobs! Another week, well I already saw your boobs, so this time show me your ass! Until he has the poor lady giving him everything he wants, when he wants. And he will try it on every girl until he finds one with low enough self esteem to fall for it. That's the end goal. There is no limit with these kinds of guys, they never stop at just 1 boob. It's a lie to make their demands seem more reasonable. And if you give in just once, or even if you don't shut them down hard enough, they will know they can start pushing you for more.


YarnAndMetal

Thank you, I do know, but the point is that OP is too smart for that, so I was laughing at the absurdity of only showing one boob. Having said that, you're right, and if OP had shown one boob, the next demand would be for two....but why stop there? Let's go for three boobs, all attached to the same person! Four! Hell, TWELVE! Let's get some existential horror going for this nice guy!


Outrageous-Hunter-88

Singular boob 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fr tho....wtf you gonna get out of a 1 titty pic


Ruckus_Riot

You duplicate it, flip one and merge. Budget titty pics.


theMistersofCirce

Put your tit down, flip it and reverse it


TrinalRogue

Couldn't resist making [this.](https://imgur.com/a/YmheNH2)


YarnAndMetal

You are a legend! This made me cackle!


WaffleDynamics

What a rancid walnut.


No_Incident_5360

His walnuts went rancid


beautifulstardustfae

Now that is an epic insult😅💖


Rapunzel111

Yes. That guy is an Angry, Sourpuss Entitlement Minded IgnorANUS who needs to be sent away with his ears well boxed.


beautifulstardustfae

Damn LOL best comment ever! IgnorANUS needs to be the new name for "nice guys" 😅🤣


Rapunzel111

It’s an original I made up. Use it as you like. LOLLLL


beautifulstardustfae

Thank you, I believe I will😅 You're the best u/Rapunzel111


Rapunzel111

You’re welcome.😁And thank you as well.❤️


Roxyneedle

r/rareinsults


brian_m1982

I just threw my back out trying to follow his logic. Jesus Christ. He decided to be nice and give you a chance to show him your boobs? What in the hot and crispy Kentucky fried fuck?


Blue_fox11

But he had a bad dayyy and he NEEEEDED it /s


Gold-Ad-0

There's a thing called internet. There's plenty of boobs up there. Couldn't he find one?


SCsongbird

He doesn’t want a random boob he needs one sent especially for him! He’s special! His mommy told him so!


Gold-Ad-0

Well, that sounds like his problem.


arykady

Well then he should ask mommy instead!


ChallengeOk4185

Wait….special boobs just for me is an option? Is there a newsletter i could subscribe to?


SCsongbird

I’m sure there’s a website somewhere


No_Incident_5360

Amazing how egotistical guys want something just for them that no one else has, because of course it’s about ownership🙄 But no, he just wants free titty cuz he deserves it /s


Tapfere1Kater

Happy cake day


MediumAlternative372

I keep seeing this comment and I don’t know the reference. Can you explain it for me please?


ToXiCRaiN_21

It’s their Reddit account’s birthday basically lol ETA: you can tell by the cake by his name!


MediumAlternative372

Oh, that’s sweet. Thanks for the info. I’m fairly new to reddit.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Renegadesheep69

It’s too late for me I already visited eyeblech


MediumAlternative372

And I will avoid that, thanks for the warning.


mstrss9

Jesus. I made it 4 years on here before they tricked me


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bitter-Plantain-6902

WHY?! I had to click it, I was naive, I miss the me that I was those five seconds before that loaded


HELLOLOO

you are a fucking monster


SCHWARZENPECKER

It really does have beautiful sounds


MediumAlternative372

It was too late for me before I joined reddit. I am already the stereotypical crazy cat lady.


UncleBenders

Happy day of the cake 🍰


ericbrent

>What in the hot and crispy Kentucky fried fuck? 😂😂😂


Life-Seaworthiness24

Best expression ever! 😆 Mind if I steal?


brian_m1982

It's not mine, i saw it somewhere else. Knock yourself out


baritonecurse_

That assumes there is logic to follow


SoUpInYa

This Kentucky Fried Fuck ... it's hot and crispy?


octopus6942069

Hot and crispy Kentucky fried fuck 😭😭😭 I wish I could give you a medal


anxiousjellybean

"Your*" fucking sent me. Perfect response


fribby

I love this so much! Completely ignoring the offensive, asinine message and just correcting his spelling. Absolutely amazing. You can’t reason with these idiots, they’ll never realize they’re wrong. Why spend the mental energy defending yourself? Simply point out how they’re stupid and move on. Just in awe.


LEYW

And she got to do it twice, just perfect


cs_phoenix

Same the line had the people around me what I was cackling at haha


Sarahkm90

I loled so hard


SanctuaryMoon

Narrator: "They *were* that nice."


Sweetest--Pea

Him: *types a whole ass paragraph about how shitty you are* Also him: “good luck finding a nice guy like me!” 😬🙄👎🏻


DropDeadDolly

"Any king who must say 'I am the king' is no king at all."


targaryenintrovert

Ah Tywin. Such a god


GaryBuseysGhost

Pop a tit!! Dafuq happened to where for art thou. Romance really is R.I.P


[deleted]

Wontst thow poppeth forth a titty?


CraftyFlipper

Verily and forthwith.


nathrek

Shall I compare thee to a popped tiddie? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.


frantastic1337

Here's hoping she doesn't find niceguys like him anymore.


CottonCandyKitty21

🍻


AspiringCellist

You know, I’ve been through severe depression, am still on anxiety treatment and actually am also currently testing for ADHD… so… I think I should see some tits now as well, that makes complete sense! Maybe that’s why my anxiety is still bad, no one has send me tits (the depression must have gotten better because of my own tits then)


t-h-r-o-w_a

you convinced me… [here’s a pair of great tits](https://i.imgur.com/yZQF9XG.jpg) :) (SAFE FOR WORK I PROMISE)


Infernocoplol

Those are some great tits, cured my deprission in one go


Ri_Konata

[Have some boobies](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/03/07/science/07sci-boobies-social/07sci-boobies-social-jumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp) to make sure it stays away!


call_me_jelli

Those are some fine ass tittys right there. If I may suggest r/WetPussy to add onto that?


t-h-r-o-w_a

oooh thanks for sharing that with me! im definitely more of a wet pussy kinda person than a tits one


AspiringCellist

Why choose when you can have both?


t-h-r-o-w_a

i don't know of many people that have both a wet pussy AND a pair of great tits unfortunately


AspiringCellist

I feel like that could cause an ugly fight


ediblesprysky

Srs holy shit I can't stop laughing, every single post in that sub is fucking GOLD


SCHWARZENPECKER

I also have all 3. Where are my cure-all tits!


RckYouLkeAHermanCain

If you have needs porn is literally free, my guy.


Langstarr

This is what I don't get it all. Pornhub has so many titties. Why do you need to hassle some random woman to see hers? Is it possible that the reason has nothing to do with titties, and everything to do with control, coercion, manipulation, and possession? The world may never know /s


FrankaGrimes

They like the power dynamic knowing that they have been successful in manipulating someone into doing something they don't really want to do. Free porn is mostly people who *want* you to look. Where's the excitement in that?


mslaffs

Exactly. The internet is full of any kind of porn/nudity that you can dream of. Hell, people fantasize for a reason. He could've combined the two and left her alone, but this is definitely about some type of conquest/control/ manipulation. Bc revenge porn is a thing, and it usually starts off by a girl feeling pressured into nudes. He was harassing her with definite Ill intentions.


AccomplishedRow0

The whole “the boys” line was a huge red flag. I’m guessing he thought he would be the special one and get to see her boobs. Then show his friends. But his plan failed. 😵‍💫


Demoth

There's also a much bigger level of excitement of seeing someone naked that you actually know and can interact with. But yeah, I'm sure with jackasses like this, there's also the thrill of "bending" someone to do something they did not want to.


kimmibug

I mean just one titty it's not much just like borrowing a cup of sugar, why be so mean. /s


Darazakaraz

"I ran out of tit at home, can I borrow a cup of it?"


Ri_Konata

That reminds me of a conversation i had with a guy who tried to convince me to hook up with him (even after I told him I'm aspec). Told me it's just like watching Netflix together.


SquintWestweed

"Ask your doctor if Popatit is right for you. Popatit has been shown in clinical trials to reduce the symptoms of depression. Side effects may include drooling, speech impediments, and hallucinations."


Creative_Macaron_441

*deprission


douglasxjones

*sideboob effects


doodlebug72898

This legit made me snicker audibly at my desk.


shawcphet1

Cmon just pop a titty for the one time he’s had a long day 🥺 In all seriousness though this reads like a copypasta it is so ridiculous and the logic is so outlandish it’s hilarious


Craphole66363

I wonder what genuinely goes on in his brain when he says that hes nice


MrSpy42

it seems like the guy probably finds it a hassle to be "nice" and expects to be rewarded for his "efforts". fucking insane, i cant believe people like this exist


Simple_Park_1591

I have an idea, he said good morning to her. Those are words you can't just take back.


skilriki

He genuinely thinks he is the nice one "giving her a chance", and that she is the one being rude by refusing his requests. This sort of personality fuckup can only be solved by a therapist, parent, or close friends that will call out your bullshit.


composingmusic

You’re reply is perfect (*your) In all seriousness, how entitled can someone be…? Why do guys like this think women owe them sex or photos of their boobs?


Katzyn

Clearly she owes it to him because he tells her good morning! Such a gentleman!


HorizontalPotato

I have ADHD AND tits, but they aren't helping in the slightest 😞


Sad-Peach7279

I have ADHD and tits, they don't help me either and when I get sent unsolicited dick pics, they are the cause of my depression /s


nerdy_harmony

I resent him using the mental health card. I have those three things and I know I have my moments and lash out, but that doesn't make it okay or make me entitled to anything.


MediumAlternative372

He most likely doesn’t even know what they are, just gave a random list in hope of getting a pity titty.


SCHWARZENPECKER

Heh pity titty


Generally_Confused1

Same except the bipolar II and my OCD is the worst of it. Makes all of us look bad


gcaledonian

I have depression and find this offensive to my sensibilities! Madam how dare you not pop a titty!


Life-Seaworthiness24

No no, he has "deprission"


gcaledonian

Just the early stages! Can be cured by pop o’titty!


Snoopy474444

“I really wanted to see some titty, I wanted it so fucking bad *dog whimper I CAN’T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN!”


emileeavi

Ok, but this was lowkey hilarious


player_493

Seriously. The guy's shitty but "Pop a titty" made me laugh hard.


ROZDOG69

Who knew that grammar was Niceguy repellant?


malcome-the-spedbump

“early stages or deprission anxiety ADHD” something tells me he’s got no clue about these. Early stages of depression ok I can get that but I don’t get early stages of anxiety? What is that like a normal level of anxiety? Slightly above average? And early stages of ADHD makes so fucking sense what so ever because ADHD is a neurodevelopmental difference. Obviously it goes without saying that none of this is a reason for any of how he’s acting.


Abject-Low6428

It’s your fault he’s having a bad day???? Sounds like a skill issue for him lol


Heavy_Initiative_243

More like "sounds like a YOU problem"(referring to the nice guy) lol


charlesisbae

Holy fuck, he needs therapy for the sake of his own health.


Afraid-String

Titty for your thoughts?


DNL_RTH

I'll never understand how these guys think it's so casual and simple to "send some titty". Sure man, I'll totally give you a form of leverage over me that could affect my future career and relationships for years to come. Add to that, you've shown me you are mature and can handle it /s. The emergence of things like OF has given these guys a false sense of how intimate it is still to share these types of things.


GodJillA013

I wish there was a site that names and exposes guys like this to the world so their family, their employers etc could see how vile guys like this are.


Nacho_Chungus_Dude

Bro, why is it a theme that these douchewad dickbags call themselves nice guys? And like, they always insist that they’re so sweet and caring unlike the other boys. Actions are what say whether someone is nice or not


ScheherazadeWithLove

My neck, my back, my deprission and my crack.


BigBoobaTinyBraina

You forgot to censor your name on the second screen shot.


DerrickDeposit

Love the replies here, well done


Euuphoriaa

you’re’r’e’re’er


AnAverageCritic

Holy Hell! One hell of a shut down with only 2 words correcting his misspellings.


lonelyronin1

The response was brilliant - got more of a reaction than anything else that could have been said


CS9245

“I’ve been having a shitty day, and you’re a shitty person, make my day better and show me your BOOBS!” Bruh, just look up tits on Google images at this point, go to subreddits that show NSFW stuffs, get a freaking drawing commissioned, DO SOMETHING THAT’S NOT THIS! We don’t care about your “needs” if you “needed” it so bad, you wouldn’t refuse the free stuff that’s readily available for you. Even though there’s a choosing beggars subreddit, BEGGARS CANNOT BE CHOOSERS


aegk

“you refuse to pop a titty for me” lmaoooo


Yagorlq

I miss the early stages of deprission. The good ol days.


Dragon-girl97

Sorry, I just ADORE you just sitting there and calmly correcting his grammar. 😂😂 What a boss move, like I feel like there is no better way to say how much you don't give a @#$% about his whining. 👍


Sad_Horror_152

This is his mom he has tried to commit suicide wants to see tits once before he dies please help.


Queen_Andromeda

"I said good morning and asked how your day was now give booby pic!" Bro.


Pop_Zestyclose

Bravo on the you're / your corrections.


Mother_Study9115

Lmao those grammar corrections made my night


ItsJoeMomma

You know, I've been feeling a bit down lately, but it never occurred to me that harassing women for nudes might lift my spirits...


kyrahasreddit

Fuck you YOURE tits!!!!!