By - keithohara
Hamstring looks amazing
Looks so good, he rested the other hamstring for that play
My dude went full Grandpa Joe on the Giants 😂
Worst part is we knew he would too
Holy fuck what a reference
I can always count on a good laugh if I need it from that sub.
The biggest surprise isn't that it exists, but that it's still very much active.
I will say, my first thought on the bunny hop was that he pulled it
Kadarius “Willem Dafoe” Toney
You know, I'm something of a TD scorer myself.
I thought Willem's character was underrated in John Wick personally.
What about his character in Kinsey?
I hope this becomes the new ManningFace.
Sorry but I think there's a [new winner](https://i.imgur.com/4SrwiRU.jpg) after this morning.
[Just throwing this one out there](https://i.imgur.com/QmdzaO8.jpg)
[While we’re at it](https://i.redd.it/7qa9n5f9pjx81.jpg)
Fuckin love the pure super villain energy of this picture
all excellent, but what about [this](https://imgur.com/a/JEaKP0w)
When did Johnny Knoxville get that old?
He doesn’t even need the grandpa makeup anymore dudes got silver white hair
idk why but his tounge makes me really uncomfortable
Looks like the green goblin
[This photo gives me Art the Clown vibes](https://i.imgur.com/7rNEK3M.jpg)
My first thought as well
[He has a very photogenic face](https://imgur.com/a/fznEH5T)
Jeez, he looks like R-Truth there
TIL large marge had a son
My man looks like he snacks on sheet metal with Jackie Kennedy
Jackie want sheet metal
What playing with Mahomes does to a MFer (but in a positive way)
Funny, this is a still from when one of our guys was asking him who his favorite teammate is, and his answer was Mahomes (obviously).
Wasn't he the only one who said Mahomes? Lol. A lot of people said Brown to make him happy since he was the one asking lol. I figured Kelce would say Mahomes pretty instantly, but then he didn't lol. He must still be upset about Jason making fun of their bromance haha. But then Mahomes didn't say Kelce either haha
Mahomes did say Kelce!
The Red Goblin!
He looks like Noho Hank
Love this guy
Kheesin for the camera. My god that's a hell of a smile lmao
Good God almighty the resemblance to the clown from Terrifier 1&2
This reminds me of the Spy from TF2 for some reason
He calls that the Hammy Hop
"He got traded. He healthy now."
Ah the Jalen Ramsey effect
Had no idea this was his first career td
Giants fans knew
Fivepointsvids malding rn
Could have been his first career catch for all I knew. Dude was a ghost.
Our left tackle got a TD before Toney did.
Golloday Shepard Toney combined for 1 td last year lol
And it was shepard
Players on the 2021 giants who had more receiving TDs than Kadarius Tony & Kenny Golladay combined that I find personally hilarious:
32 year old Kyle Rudolph
The Fullback Elijah Penny
Andrew Thomas the Left Tackle
Andrew Thomas had more TDs than toney and golladay combined
What a fucking strange touchdown and player lmfaoooo
Guy is crazy and it’s amazing
Hopefully not AB crazy.
He is 'I put pineapple on my pizza' crazy, not 'I abandon ever team and teammate that has put faith in me and am overall a huge piece of shit' crazy.
> I abandon ever team and teammate that has put faith in me and am overall a huge piece of shit
I mean, idk if he is or isn’t a piece of shit, but isn’t this exactly what happened?
It's hard to say, it very well might have been mutual. At least in interviews Toney said all the right things and never showed any signs of discontent and so did Daboll. Of course it's easy to speculate on why they traded him and while some of it may have some truth to it, it's just possible that Daboll doesn't like Toney's freelancing style and prefers reliable WR that have better practice habits. That's as much a guess as any narrative though.
You really think a rookie who barely played should have any beef to speak of with the incoming coaching staff? You say mutual as if that makes things better? Daboll obviously wouldn’t want the first round pick receiver to be traded after barely playing when this team is in dire need.
That part is talking about Antonio Brown... Did you not see how he left Tampa Bay and what he has said about Brady since leaving?
Yes but we're saying that's also Toney... idk what happened but it looked like he was never injured this whole time.
Yeah like, idk what his deal was. He never was on the field because he was "hurt" but then he must have been mad because we weren't playing him on every snap in an attempt to ease him into the game?
Like, how do the NYG win in this situation (other than Judge and Gettleman just not fucking drafting him)
Pineapple and ham pizza is amazing
throw some jalapenos on there as well, and baby now you got a pizza going
Pineapple+bacon is my new go to over ham, highly recommend. Also ordered pineapple+Mushroom once by mistake while stoned and it honestly wasn’t bad at all (mostly due to being stoned).
Maui pig. Ham bacon pineapple green peppers onion bbq sauce
Lol! I just picture the person saying “One pineapple and mushroom pizza…. Uhhhhh okay… will that be all?”
Then I imagine the cook just repeating that after being told the order
Pineapple + onion, thank me later.
sounds like maui chips on a pizza
Pineapple, chicken, bacon
Gotta char the pineapple.
Add onions and garlic to that and that shit is amazing.
pineapple on pizza is delicious tho and not at all
He *used* to be a huge piece of shit, people can change
You think this is slicked back?!?
lets not play it short, dude is I put pizza sauce on my pineapples crazy
As a giants fan he has shown potential to be full blown AB. I mean the one amazing game he did have he punches someone in the face.
Good riddance we only have one KT now.
Mr. Bouncy Catcher
Hes Chaotic good not chaotic evil
He strikes me as more of a George Kittle kind of crazy.
I hope he’s awesome for you guys
Watching him block has been incredible. Dude plays so angry
It's amazing until he decides to quit on you.
Ngl his bunny hop dance had me freaking out lol
You don't see a lot of hopping in the NFL
Sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld bit.
Jerry: "Lunging, yes. Sashaying, sometimes. Diving, definitely. But not a lot of hopping."
George: "You know what you never see in football? A skip. Never a skip..."
I ready the comment in Jerry's voice before I even saw yours lol
he got traded, he not hurt anymore
He got that James Harden in him
He put some Icy Hot on that thing
Jags with the bold strategy of leaving everyone wide open let’s see if it pays off.
They don’t expect scrubs like “Kadarius Toney” or “Travis Kelce” 🙄 to get the ball
No it never does it’s why we suck lol
Tlaw and Kirk were carving up our secondary though ngl
As a KT owner in dynasty, can confirm
I would lose my mind if I was a Giants fan
We all saw this 100% coming
You guys have nothing to feel bad about. Clearly something was wrong behind the scenes. At least you guys got a pick before things deteriorated.
He very clearly didn’t mesh with the new coaching staff and it was best for both sides to move on.
For sure, we would literally be tied in standings if we were in the same conference/division - not exactly like you're struggling
On the bright side, credit to your front office for recognizing the talent. He was definitely considered a reach by most people when he was drafted.
The second he got traded he magically became healthy lol
To be fair you and I would have had a touchdown on that play too lol
I’d need double the number of legs
Nuh uh I would have panicked and dropped it.
Maybe you but I am so unathletic I would have tripped over air and fumbled the ball
Assuming you caught the ball*
We wouldn’t have lived through New Jersey to make it to KC
Yea, nothing like the happening Kansas City
Kinda funny to see people from the shithole that is Missouri throwing shade. Yikes.
LOL. Fuck off with that coastal elite bullshit.
Missouri sucks. Kansas City itself is a gem.
Yeah but he had 2 huge runs as well!
Nah...we don't need him. We have Lawrence Cager at TE. Who, you may ask? I have no fucking clue
Nah it is what it is. Daboll has something good going here we don't need anyone who isn't interested in playing here. Wish Toney the best of luck though. He has all the talent in the world.
I think this is the most correct take. Excited to see how the Giants continue to get better
Dude scored his first TD while compelty wide open on his own personal side of the field. It’s nothing crazy.
And the play clearly wasn't designed for him to be the first read
Mahomes said post game it was his 5th read and the play is designed for the defenders to go with Toney to open up Kelce.
You don’t take 3-4 seconds to look to your first read lol
If Toney really was the first option and he was covered in the flat literally every other receiver had long already made there move
He had 2 huge runs as well tho!
Because didn’t you just see that play!?!? He caught a soft dump off pass alone in his own zip code and barely kept balance to stay in bounds to score the touchdown. How can you casually act like you didn’t lose an elite weapon after seeing that?
It takes elite athleticism to hop on one foot for 15 yards. I'm devastated.
I honestly think we were better to move on from him. There was always a problem with him and it didn't help us at all when he didn't want to play. It sucks that we could have had a pretty good reciever, but they made the right move.
He now has more TDs as a Chief than a Giant
Meh, guy just never could be healthy for us. Maybe he'll find his stride in KC. Maybe he'll be out for the next 6 weeks
We're 7-2, I'm fine.
Nah, he didnt want to be here. Ill take the 3rd. I mean if he wanted to play here great, but he didnt. So it is what it is, waste of a 1st rd pick lol
I am losing it
Guy was a clown.
I thought he hurt his hammy for a sec
I genuinely had a thought of "yup there it is"
I’m waiting for the notification to pop up on sleeper
This motherfucker celebrating from the 7 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Good for him lol he was never gonna work out for us
Thanks for nothing, Yung Joka
Was he just trolling everyone??
I think the first hop was being surprised by how close he was to the sideline and then he just kept going with it to be goofy
Yea, just like Justin Jefferson trolling during his celebration grabbing his hammy
JJs could’ve been better if 75 didn’t grab him and push him, nobody stopped KT from the bunny hop
It’s cuz 75 fell for it lol he was mad
**T O N E Y T I M E**
First NFL touchdown*
Hey, good for him. Hope he balls out there. There was no way it was gonna happen with us.
So happy for him
Was that intentional? I'm very confused by this strange young man
He is a strange dude lol I think he’s trolling yes
Looks like he almost lost his balance and went out of bounds and just decided to roll with it as a TD celebration lol
Definitely trolling. He definitely sees all the memes and commentary about his injuries
Toney is having a great game. Just made a catch in double coverage down the right sideline to set up another TD
Tony, Toni, Tone, Toney!
Wes Welker out here with KC flair for some reason
As a Chiefs and Gators fan, this whole thing made me so happy.
Also once again, fuck Todd Grantham.
3rd and Grantham still gives me nightmares...
I think his hamstring is good now 😭
As prophecy said!
Toney Toe Tap
How do you leave him that wide open
That’s great. All he needed was for me to drop him in fantasy as is tradition
love this dude bro. wtf.
As you can see he still has that left hamstring injury
Absolute walk in for Toney 😳
This could have been literally any skill player for the Chiefs though- hopefully Toney gets more involved over the year, will be a thrill ride.
Yeah fuck you buddy
Motherfucker Keyser Söze'd the fuck out of the Giants.
I can not express how much this angers me as a Giants fan. This fucking guy pulled the biggest grandpa Joe move the nfl has ever seen all to get to his dream team
Why? Who cares? Giants are 6-2 and might get to 7-2. Who cares about Kadarius Toney? If you want to be angry at someone, channel that shit into Kenny Golladay, who has been targeted twice today and dropped both of them.
Let’s not pretend it’s okay for a guy to apparently fake injuries until he gets traded. Snake behaviour. The silver lining is that it hurts his reputation more than it hurts the giants roster. KG gotta go too.
How do you know the Giants didn’t just sit him so he wouldn’t get hurt and they could trade him?
He’s also high up on my list
Yep, can’t beleive all the Giants fans wishing him well. Maybe they’re just better people, but fuck this dude.
He didn’t get both feet in
Mans toying with that hammy
That hammy tho
Tip Toe Toney
Tip Toein’ Toney
Hippity Hoppity! The end zone’s my property!
Title really should have been KT TD for KC
Bold of the Jags to leave him completely uncovered.
Tip toe toney
Way to humiliate the Giants with that run.
amazed zebras didn't flag him for unsportsmanlike. /s
I mean it's mostly because I'm a KC fan, but you love to see a young kid who has struggled to see some success. Good for him.
This dudes a Komplete Klown
Good for toney. Giants fans have no real reason to root against him
Guess who picked him up in fantasy league
Giants fans are the Fresh Prince meme “why he don’t want us man”
Toney is already my second favorite Chief behind Mahomes
I personally think the limp into the end zone was a response to the injury memes 😂