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LindyNet

Bot is hungover tonight - use this one. Discuss this epic SB rematch, follow the rules, yada yada


Toxicyoshi7

Zappe >>> Mac


MostMorbidOne

Thanks /r/Patriots2, keep it classy! 😁


Big_Judgment_8703

How was Zappe?


zdrmju321

Meh. Had an excellent drive at one point, 4/4 for 60+ yards or something like that. Also had an ugly int and wasn’t very accurate. Typical rookie performance.


Big_Judgment_8703

Thanks, couldn’t catch the game and was a massive fan of him at WKU


nerd44

That ref stole Steve Harvey’s teeth


Assassinsayswhat

Dammit Bill, stop feeling nostalgic about the Giants.


OpDickSledge

Let it be known: the Giants 3rd stringers are the best 3rd stringers in the league


SiphenPrax

Yes, this game didn’t count. Yes, I’m still sad both teams didn’t lose.


TheArcReactor

That was a good one


I_Said

Just kidding this game now counts no backsies!


IGoUnseen

Bill don't give a F*** about preseason wins.


promiscuous_cactus

Nobody does, really.


Ceramicrabbit

Except the Ravens


Coofboi12

And the Raiders.


TwistedSaiyan110

Goddam right we do


maxout2142

Big Trus


ProudBlackMatt

Bill really just wants to go to bed I guess.


FIM92

50 something seconds left “nah fuck that, we ain’t calling a timeout” lmao


Beats007

Giants to the super bowl!!!


I_Said

The most friendly bb handshake I've ever seen


SiphenPrax

If this was the Jets he was facing he would have given the hardest handshake ever like hd usually does 😂


Dark_Magician2500

Lol that was a fast sign off


I_Said

Thankyouforjoiningusgoodnight


MostMorbidOne

I'll take it.. Eat it NE.


Arfuuur

this loss hurt more than 07


StrudelB

Joke's on you we get cake.


MostMorbidOne

Do you get to eat it too? Cause I'm handing out forks.


FIM92

Lmao yeah it was a real hard fought battle out there. You guys shut down the great Zappe 😤


MostMorbidOne

Oh I forgot we didn't play any backups. 🤔


Layeosrs

Very giants of you to get hyped for a pre season win


MostMorbidOne

For as much as you guys claim BB don't care about preseason games you guys are sounding bitter. 😊


FIM92

Lmao I hope you’re joking


MostMorbidOne

Sure am. 😏


Advanced_Eggplant_18

Why they zoomed in on the mascots dumper


IchesseHuendchen

They believed him to be the denter of the cake and were trying to look at his thumb


Inamanlyfashion

Kinda thought Bill would want to let them do a 2-minute drill. Surprised they're not using timeouts.


jpaxlux

Not really worth it when Mac isn't playing. Realistically all a 2-minute drill with 2nd and 3rd stringers is gonna do is risk unnecessary injuries.


lVladness

Yeah, just shows how he little bill cares about Ws in preseason


RedHeadedCongress

Guess he decided to test the red zone defense instead


Chance_Tank_4663

So did a mascot fuck that cake? Am I picking up what they’re putting down


Beats007

Seems so thought maybe it was just me.


ProudBlackMatt

Wtf is Zolak talking about with that cake lol


SevenwithaT

Are the Pats just "fuck it" and not calling timeouts? I dont blame them, this game needs to end lol


jpaxlux

Yeah I'm guessing Belichick just doesn't want to risk injuries to give the 2nd/3rd stringers more time. Just isn't worth it in week 1 of the preseason.


SevenwithaT

Yeah, makes sense


stuntmanmike

They have shown this cake clip at least 12 times.


Jack-0-notorious

Quality content


Jack-0-notorious

Eating a bowl of mac n cheese and chicken and going back to an office should be considered terrorism


soon_forget

Are the Pats wearing the red Pat the Patriot threads for a few games this year?


StrudelB

Yep!


Toto_LZ

Good it’s yalls best look, sorry Elvis


Adoctorgonzo

Yeah one or two games I think


soon_forget

Nice, love those unis


Adoctorgonzo

Yeah same. I dont hate our normal ones but they're pretty bland imo


JohnArbuckle10

Anybody know how kayvon has looked?


Beats007

Played one drive didn't standout on the live broadcast, wasn't paying to much attention though.


stuntmanmike

4th quarter has been more fun than the 4th quarter of the 1st preseason game should be. Nice.


palinsafterbirth

Davis Got Dang Webb man


bb12_22

Webb actually looking like a real QB...


Wej1281

I thought he looked pretty atrocious, and our kid wasn’t much better


bb12_22

i was referring more to that last drive... the game was sloppy all around


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Zivmovic

Hes really not lol love the optimism though


DEADSPELLS

Why would a player poised for an MVP season depress me. Do you know the MVP is awarded every season? Someone gets it every year


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DEADSPELLS

You didnt answer my question. Also what does Herbert have to do with your post?


ModsHaveTinyPPs

Go to Vegas and put money on it then


dreadwolf8

Bostonian


harmlander

Brady really has made you guys delusional


SiphenPrax

I actually like Mac, but I fucking loathe Patriot fans more and I hope they have a horrible season since 2000s and 2010s got them delusional that they’ll repeat the same success this decade


KidBuu55

I actually hate Mac, and think he’s a noodle armed chump and he’ll regress while his peers will improve.


DeM0nFiRe

It's literally just this same guy making all of the dumb comments


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harmlander

Brother Mac might not even be the best second year qb in your division, let alone sniff Josh Allen. Kick rocks


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Bills_and_Thrills17

lets be real, Mac had absolutely nothing to do with that win vs Buffalo.


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BangerBeanzandMash

Is that the game when he threw the ball once? When I was in ninth grade I started on the varsity basketball team cause our point guard left the school in the middle of the year. It was homecoming and our coach thought our best chance of winning was to just pass the ball around the key for the first half. It was embarrassing, but we didn’t get blown out. Bill treats Mac like that coach treated me.


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BangerBeanzandMash

Mac sucks. See ya week one.


Bills_and_Thrills17

like I said, Mac didn't do shit that game, he was 2/3 for 19 yards passing. It was your running game and Mother Nature that won it, not Mac.


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AuthenticFish

At least you acknowledged who's at the top of the division


Toto_LZ

That RB got some dawg in em


palinsafterbirth

Love to see it


dudeman93

Bailey Zappe? Isn't that the guy from The Karate Kid?


TheGoochDestroyer

Zappe>Mac sorry I don’t make the rules


soon_forget

I made fun of Zappe earlier and now I feel bad...not sure about the talent but he has guts and is making plays.


Cicero912

Humphrey showing more speed then i think he ever has


bb12_22

looks like Zappe and McCorkle could be brothers lol


vult00

LILJORDAN. HUMPHREY.


ProudBlackMatt

Lil'Jordan (yes that's his name) Humphrey TD!


Zivmovic

38 getting roasted all night without ever turning around lol


Ph3asant

⚡️YOU JUST GOT ZAPPED⚡️


wonderfulwilliam

If Mac Jones had long hair, he'd look just like that girl behind him


Ph3asant

Would you


Chance_Tank_4663

I mean he’s gotten really fit lately


J_House1999

“KID’S A LITTLE BIT OF GAMER, MAN”


zaksbee

i loved it lmao


DeM0nFiRe

POGCHAMP


ProudBlackMatt

Oh god not offensive lineman Bill Murray!


Ph3asant

Imagine all the great memes that could come from a name like Bailey Zappe


ModsHaveTinyPPs

He won't get as much as Champ Bailey


DeM0nFiRe

Unless he wins a SB and then he can be "The Champ: Bailey"


ModsHaveTinyPPs

Tbh I hate Denver and all the other teams except mine of course. But it's a travesty that man didn't get a damn ring


DeM0nFiRe

Put Wilkerson ~~in smash~~ on the 53 man roster, you cowards


thisishardandsoami

It's gonna be Willerson vs Nixon


DeM0nFiRe

Keep them both and jettison Agholor


ProudBlackMatt

Uh oh both Pats backup tackles have gone down with leg injuries tonight 😥


ModsHaveTinyPPs

That was a nice throw


DeM0nFiRe

It was close, but I think the people on the sideline block the view of whether he lost control of the ball. The ball can move as long as you have one hand steady on it and it's tough to tell whether he did, so probably just a case of not enough evidence either way


Orange_man1

Mac Jones wears makeup


eskimoexplosion

Mac Jones looks more and more like the T1000 every time I see him


Ph3asant

Pierre Strong is a shifty little guy


Inamanlyfashion

What the goddamn fuck was that


MostMorbidOne

Way better than any challenge during the Joe Judge era.


GMenNJ

Seeing slo-mo of the same shot over and over as people debate whether it's a catch. On a drive where there's a flag every play. This is too close to regular season football.


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GMenNJ

> Einstein-Rosen bridge [Yes, Sam does a great job at that in under a minute](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXYYbkmC02k).


ProudBlackMatt

Wonder what Zappe's time to throw has been tonight. Has to be pretty quick.


eskimoexplosion

Refs should be able to throw flags at other refs for making bad calls or bad spots


thr0away360-

Lmao was that a Scottish accent impression?


Orange_man1

William Wallace


Chance_Tank_4663

Davis Webb is really maybe the worst quarterback I’ve seen. I did not see Nathan Peterman.


Dkh0123

Webb’s going to eventually be a coach. His value is helping the other QBsin the film room


TorontoBuffaloBills

Davis Webb has great leadership and played a big role in the QB room helping the other QB with watching game film and the scout team when he was in Buffalo. If he wants to Davis Webb would be a good QB coach, when he retires from the NFL.


tlozfox

Peterman is atleast accurate enough to throw the ball to someone, even if it is to defenders. some of these throws from Webb are so off that im surprised he has been in the nfl for 6 seasons.


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Beats007

As a Cincy sports fan you couldn't pay me to watch the Reds this year. Pretty sure Bengals training camp draws bigger crowds.


thr0away360-

Of all teams they could’ve chosen they went with Cubs and Reds… Absolutely shit matchup


Key_Pomelo2933

With Matt Patricia running the offensive plays for patriots, the giants back ups are defending terribly.


BellacosePlayer

I mean, everyone's gonna be going vanilla as hell in the preseason no matter what, playcaller doesn't really matter that much


ProudBlackMatt

Right now it's actually Joe Judge calling plays. Traded off after Hoyer was done. So if you were wondering if it could get worse the answer is yes.


Zivmovic

We are prepared for the long range QB sneak but hes holding onto that one.


Returningtoparadise

Webb is xfl material


HeyLittleChogger

Not even.


lndw20

Giants QB is ass


tlozfox

pick 6 coming up from Webb if these dbs can finally catch.


ProudBlackMatt

Zolak is def one of the few team media guys who is happy when his team doesn't get the benefit of DPI. The man hates bogus pass interference calls with a passion.


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Inamanlyfashion

Found Mad-Claw's latest account


DeM0nFiRe

If this guy commented on an impossible-elk post, would they annihilate like matter/anti-matter?


sweens90

I need preseason to calibrate my own PI meter.


Layeosrs

These threads are the best for figuring out which bills, dolphins, and steelers fans to block


lndw20

Here 🙋‍♂️


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love you too, cupcake


Beats007

Big brain Bill figured out the league already. Throw back shoulder every time, it's either complete or illegal contact with the new emphasis.


soon_forget

Fun facts that might trigger Patriots fans: Belichick as a HC without Brady: 9 seasons 69-76 record 0 Division titles Made playoffs twice 1-2 playoff record


whyhellothere77

Does it bother you that the Jaguars have a more recent playoff win than the Steelers?


soon_forget

I literally just listed the facts lol...I happen to think BB is the best coach of this generation and it's not particularly close. But Brady was/is a freak of nature that we may not see again. Winning in the NFL is hard...


thr0away360-

So the moral of the story here is that it helps to have the best QB of all time on your team. Everyone knows that, but it doesn’t make Belichek a worse coach.


bb12_22

mission accomplished


Whytfbuddy

I feel like leading a Cam Newton lead team to 7-9 and a rookie quarterbacked team to 10-6 is actually pretty impressive


soon_forget

I just presented the raw facts...but I agree


Whytfbuddy

I mean, you left out plenty of context as to *why* the stats were the way they were.


soon_forget

No doubt. I wasn't writing a thesis just listing the numbers to spur some debate (and downvotes apparently lol).


SeamedShark

That Patriots' hockey-goal foghorn for stopping the first down is the absolute worst idea in the history of sports. It's so annoying, especially against a shitty team.


Aroused_Pepperoni

Bruins goalhorn. It is the ancient custom.


SeamedShark

It makes sense for forcing a punt or scoring, but every failed first is pretty absurd.


Aroused_Pepperoni

it’s actually on third downs for the defense.


SeamedShark

Is it really? I've only been half-watching the game, but I hear that horn every time over the announcers. Have there really been that many 3rd downs this game?


Ph3asant

This Wilkerson dude is legit


DeM0nFiRe

He actually had a 2TD game last season, but still only played in 3 games. Idk why we played N'keal Harry over Wilkerson


Inamanlyfashion

He's kind of a poor man's Agholor. Definitely has some flashes but tends to come down with cases of the dropsies.


DeM0nFiRe

Yeah but what makes him different than Agholor?


Chance_Tank_4663

How many drops did he have when we beat you in the super bowl?


CarsonEaglesWentz

i get this would defeat the purpose of preseason and the chance to give some depth players time to shine but man I wish preseason was used as a tiebreaker record or something. Give it some worth, even just a little.


bb12_22

it's so weird to see BB actually smiling, like, I didn't realize it was possible.


thr0away360-

How tall is #42 on the Pats?? Dude is small and speedy


DeM0nFiRe

r/illegallysmolrbs He's 5'6''


Sonic343

Belichick smiled? The end times are here.


thr0away360-

Hell has frozen over


bluekomodo01

Pigs can fly


DeM0nFiRe

How many years will it take before every player on the field is named Jones


LoliDealer

All jones draft


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eskimoexplosion

Hes a good player but I think his 3% titanium tax goes too far


DeM0nFiRe

I think his 3% titanium tax doesn't go too far enough


DeM0nFiRe

Are you like the anti-Impossible-Elk?


bladefencer

It was the Aaron Rodgers rule: don't land on a quarterback with your body weight. Shitty rule but correct call. *edit: the more lenient RTP calls is for stuff like incidental contact with the helmet when trying to block a pass


NewInTown232425

Terrible rule, what a great play


xshogunx13

pretty sure he just screamed FUCK


HeyLittleChogger

Why exactly did the Giants want Webb back? He looks bad against 3rd stringers.


MostMorbidOne

Because one guy threatening to take DJ job is enough.


Zivmovic

I guess cause he was in Buffalo so should know the offense? Idk


xshogunx13

bruh I don't even know. maybe he's good on the practice squad


anon135797531

I feel like every pass by Davis Webb is like a top 5 worst pass for any starting QB


Cuopon

once again, yep


thr0away360-

Remember when the Giants went for a QB sneak on like 3rd and 10 or something like that last season?


AdPerfect69

It’s even worse. It was two straight QB sneaks, on 2nd and 10 and 3rd and 9.