By - TheGreyt
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Zappe >>> Mac
Thanks /r/Patriots2, keep it classy! 😁
How was Zappe?
Meh. Had an excellent drive at one point, 4/4 for 60+ yards or something like that. Also had an ugly int and wasn’t very accurate. Typical rookie performance.
Thanks, couldn’t catch the game and was a massive fan of him at WKU
That ref stole Steve Harvey’s teeth
Dammit Bill, stop feeling nostalgic about the Giants.
Let it be known: the Giants 3rd stringers are the best 3rd stringers in the league
Yes, this game didn’t count.
Yes, I’m still sad both teams didn’t lose.
That was a good one
Just kidding this game now counts no backsies!
Bill don't give a F*** about preseason wins.
Nobody does, really.
Except the Ravens
And the Raiders.
Goddam right we do
Bill really just wants to go to bed I guess.
50 something seconds left “nah fuck that, we ain’t calling a timeout” lmao
Giants to the super bowl!!!
The most friendly bb handshake I've ever seen
If this was the Jets he was facing he would have given the hardest handshake ever like hd usually does 😂
Lol that was a fast sign off
I'll take it..
Eat it NE.
this loss hurt more than 07
Joke's on you we get cake.
Do you get to eat it too? Cause I'm handing out forks.
Lmao yeah it was a real hard fought battle out there. You guys shut down the great Zappe 😤
Oh I forgot we didn't play any backups. 🤔
Very giants of you to get hyped for a pre season win
For as much as you guys claim BB don't care about preseason games you guys are sounding bitter. 😊
Lmao I hope you’re joking
Sure am. 😏
Why they zoomed in on the mascots dumper
They believed him to be the denter of the cake and were trying to look at his thumb
Kinda thought Bill would want to let them do a 2-minute drill. Surprised they're not using timeouts.
Not really worth it when Mac isn't playing. Realistically all a 2-minute drill with 2nd and 3rd stringers is gonna do is risk unnecessary injuries.
Yeah, just shows how he little bill cares about Ws in preseason
Guess he decided to test the red zone defense instead
So did a mascot fuck that cake? Am I picking up what they’re putting down
Seems so thought maybe it was just me.
Wtf is Zolak talking about with that cake lol
Are the Pats just "fuck it" and not calling timeouts? I dont blame them, this game needs to end lol
Yeah I'm guessing Belichick just doesn't want to risk injuries to give the 2nd/3rd stringers more time. Just isn't worth it in week 1 of the preseason.
Yeah, makes sense
They have shown this cake clip at least 12 times.
Eating a bowl of mac n cheese and chicken and going back to an office should be considered terrorism
Are the Pats wearing the red Pat the Patriot threads for a few games this year?
Good it’s yalls best look, sorry Elvis
Yeah one or two games I think
Nice, love those unis
Yeah same. I dont hate our normal ones but they're pretty bland imo
Anybody know how kayvon has looked?
Played one drive didn't standout on the live broadcast, wasn't paying to much attention though.
4th quarter has been more fun than the 4th quarter of the 1st preseason game should be. Nice.
Davis Got Dang Webb man
Webb actually looking like a real QB...
I thought he looked pretty atrocious, and our kid wasn’t much better
i was referring more to that last drive... the game was sloppy all around
Hes really not lol love the optimism though
Why would a player poised for an MVP season depress me. Do you know the MVP is awarded every season? Someone gets it every year
You didnt answer my question. Also what does Herbert have to do with your post?
Go to Vegas and put money on it then
Brady really has made you guys delusional
I actually like Mac, but I fucking loathe Patriot fans more and I hope they have a horrible season since 2000s and 2010s got them delusional that they’ll repeat the same success this decade
I actually hate Mac, and think he’s a noodle armed chump and he’ll regress while his peers will improve.
It's literally just this same guy making all of the dumb comments
Brother Mac might not even be the best second year qb in your division, let alone sniff Josh Allen. Kick rocks
lets be real, Mac had absolutely nothing to do with that win vs Buffalo.
Is that the game when he threw the ball once? When I was in ninth grade I started on the varsity basketball team cause our point guard left the school in the middle of the year. It was homecoming and our coach thought our best chance of winning was to just pass the ball around the key for the first half. It was embarrassing, but we didn’t get blown out. Bill treats Mac like that coach treated me.
Mac sucks. See ya week one.
like I said, Mac didn't do shit that game, he was 2/3 for 19 yards passing.
It was your running game and Mother Nature that won it, not Mac.
At least you acknowledged who's at the top of the division
That RB got some dawg in em
Love to see it
Bailey Zappe? Isn't that the guy from The Karate Kid?
Zappe>Mac sorry I don’t make the rules
I made fun of Zappe earlier and now I feel bad...not sure about the talent but he has guts and is making plays.
Humphrey showing more speed then i think he ever has
looks like Zappe and McCorkle could be brothers lol
Lil'Jordan (yes that's his name) Humphrey TD!
38 getting roasted all night without ever turning around lol
⚡️YOU JUST GOT ZAPPED⚡️
If Mac Jones had long hair, he'd look just like that girl behind him
I mean he’s gotten really fit lately
“KID’S A LITTLE BIT OF GAMER, MAN”
i loved it lmao
Oh god not offensive lineman Bill Murray!
Imagine all the great memes that could come from a name like Bailey Zappe
He won't get as much as Champ Bailey
Unless he wins a SB and then he can be "The Champ: Bailey"
Tbh I hate Denver and all the other teams except mine of course. But it's a travesty that man didn't get a damn ring
Put Wilkerson ~~in smash~~ on the 53 man roster, you cowards
It's gonna be Willerson vs Nixon
Keep them both and jettison Agholor
Uh oh both Pats backup tackles have gone down with leg injuries tonight 😥
That was a nice throw
It was close, but I think the people on the sideline block the view of whether he lost control of the ball. The ball can move as long as you have one hand steady on it and it's tough to tell whether he did, so probably just a case of not enough evidence either way
Mac Jones wears makeup
Mac Jones looks more and more like the T1000 every time I see him
Pierre Strong is a shifty little guy
What the goddamn fuck was that
Way better than any challenge during the Joe Judge era.
Seeing slo-mo of the same shot over and over as people debate whether it's a catch. On a drive where there's a flag every play. This is too close to regular season football.
> Einstein-Rosen bridge
[Yes, Sam does a great job at that in under a minute](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXYYbkmC02k).
Wonder what Zappe's time to throw has been tonight. Has to be pretty quick.
Refs should be able to throw flags at other refs for making bad calls or bad spots
Lmao was that a Scottish accent impression?
Davis Webb is really maybe the worst quarterback I’ve seen. I did not see Nathan Peterman.
Webb’s going to eventually be a coach. His value is helping the other QBsin the film room
Davis Webb has great leadership and played a big role in the QB room helping the other QB with watching game film and the scout team when he was in Buffalo.
If he wants to Davis Webb would be a good QB coach, when he retires from the NFL.
Peterman is atleast accurate enough to throw the ball to someone, even if it is to defenders. some of these throws from Webb are so off that im surprised he has been in the nfl for 6 seasons.
As a Cincy sports fan you couldn't pay me to watch the Reds this year. Pretty sure Bengals training camp draws bigger crowds.
Of all teams they could’ve chosen they went with Cubs and Reds… Absolutely shit matchup
With Matt Patricia running the offensive plays for patriots, the giants back ups are defending terribly.
I mean, everyone's gonna be going vanilla as hell in the preseason no matter what, playcaller doesn't really matter that much
Right now it's actually Joe Judge calling plays. Traded off after Hoyer was done. So if you were wondering if it could get worse the answer is yes.
We are prepared for the long range QB sneak but hes holding onto that one.
Webb is xfl material
Giants QB is ass
pick 6 coming up from Webb if these dbs can finally catch.
Zolak is def one of the few team media guys who is happy when his team doesn't get the benefit of DPI. The man hates bogus pass interference calls with a passion.
Found Mad-Claw's latest account
If this guy commented on an impossible-elk post, would they annihilate like matter/anti-matter?
I need preseason to calibrate my own PI meter.
These threads are the best for figuring out which bills, dolphins, and steelers fans to block
love you too, cupcake
Big brain Bill figured out the league already. Throw back shoulder every time, it's either complete or illegal contact with the new emphasis.
Fun facts that might trigger Patriots fans:
Belichick as a HC without Brady:
0 Division titles
Made playoffs twice
1-2 playoff record
Does it bother you that the Jaguars have a more recent playoff win than the Steelers?
I literally just listed the facts lol...I happen to think BB is the best coach of this generation and it's not particularly close. But Brady was/is a freak of nature that we may not see again. Winning in the NFL is hard...
So the moral of the story here is that it helps to have the best QB of all time on your team. Everyone knows that, but it doesn’t make Belichek a worse coach.
I feel like leading a Cam Newton lead team to 7-9 and a rookie quarterbacked team to 10-6 is actually pretty impressive
I just presented the raw facts...but I agree
I mean, you left out plenty of context as to *why* the stats were the way they were.
No doubt. I wasn't writing a thesis just listing the numbers to spur some debate (and downvotes apparently lol).
That Patriots' hockey-goal foghorn for stopping the first down is the absolute worst idea in the history of sports. It's so annoying, especially against a shitty team.
It is the ancient custom.
It makes sense for forcing a punt or scoring, but every failed first is pretty absurd.
it’s actually on third downs for the defense.
Is it really? I've only been half-watching the game, but I hear that horn every time over the announcers. Have there really been that many 3rd downs this game?
This Wilkerson dude is legit
He actually had a 2TD game last season, but still only played in 3 games. Idk why we played N'keal Harry over Wilkerson
He's kind of a poor man's Agholor. Definitely has some flashes but tends to come down with cases of the dropsies.
Yeah but what makes him different than Agholor?
How many drops did he have when we beat you in the super bowl?
i get this would defeat the purpose of preseason and the chance to give some depth players time to shine but man I wish preseason was used as a tiebreaker record or something. Give it some worth, even just a little.
it's so weird to see BB actually smiling, like, I didn't realize it was possible.
How tall is #42 on the Pats?? Dude is small and speedy
Belichick smiled? The end times are here.
Hell has frozen over
Pigs can fly
How many years will it take before every player on the field is named Jones
All jones draft
Hes a good player but I think his 3% titanium tax goes too far
I think his 3% titanium tax doesn't go too far enough
Are you like the anti-Impossible-Elk?
It was the Aaron Rodgers rule: don't land on a quarterback with your body weight. Shitty rule but correct call.
*edit: the more lenient RTP calls is for stuff like incidental contact with the helmet when trying to block a pass
Terrible rule, what a great play
pretty sure he just screamed FUCK
Why exactly did the Giants want Webb back? He looks bad against 3rd stringers.
Because one guy threatening to take DJ job is enough.
I guess cause he was in Buffalo so should know the offense? Idk
bruh I don't even know. maybe he's good on the practice squad
I feel like every pass by Davis Webb is like a top 5 worst pass for any starting QB
once again, yep
Remember when the Giants went for a QB sneak on like 3rd and 10 or something like that last season?
It’s even worse. It was two straight QB sneaks, on 2nd and 10 and 3rd and 9.