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[Miller] WBAL News reports Lamar Jackson is not vaccinated. Now positive for Covid a 2nd time

[Miller] WBAL News reports Lamar Jackson is not vaccinated. Now positive for Covid a 2nd time

timc74

"Competitive advantage" - Baker Mayfield. ​ Yep.


simpledeadwitches

It's like immediately after he said it players started getting popped.


Nateus

I thought it said “pooped.”


Kanin_usagi

No that’s what Lamar did during the game


IDontRegreddit

\*excited Odell noises\*


mags87

Well mini camps started so now they are all clustered up together.


captain-planet

All I know I've had a 5g cellular data advantage since vaccination.


chillinwithmoes

Being able to order shit off Amazon with my mind has been a game changer


Dr-MOIST

Weird, all I can do is communicate with Bill Gates via 5G telepathy


str8f8

I mated with my Dreamcast and now there's gray goo everywhere.


zsdrfty

Hey you can buy that post market wifi module for the Dreamcast, anything is possible


ArcadianBlueRogue

Still waiting on my magnet powers. I will feel ripped off if I get Cyclops eyebeams or something.


victortrash

Nah, take the eyebeams. My fridge following me across the street is a bit irritating.


captain-planet

I took the Johnson & Johnson shot and ended up as Charles Xavier.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Sorry about the wheelchair, my guy.


Arrowhead_Addict

And the male pattern baldness.


SpaceJesusIsHere

Ever since I got vaccinated, I have not been attacked by a tiger. Not even once.


Fiorta

Damn mine must be broken. My signal sucks on this S21 Ultra.


hatwobbleTayne

I never have to look for my car keys anymore since being vaccinated, I just walk around and they’ll stick to me eventually.


bubbaking

This sucks, hopefully a vaccine is available soon.


radpandaparty

If only modern science could find a vaccine through global efforts. If only


sonfoa

If only he lived in a country where vaccines were available in a 10 mile radius.


DetectiveNickStone

I laughed hard at this


Fiorta

Hopefully they can figure one fast. I highly doubt they've been working on the advancement of vaccines for the last few decades that they can apply to a global health crisis.


Vladimir_Putting

I don't wish harm on anyone. But one of these players is going to need to get hit hard by the virus, lose some lung capacity, miss a season or two, forfeit millions in guaranteed cash, or something serious before others get a clue.


zsdrfty

This literally happened to Cam, obviously the vaccine wasn’t available yet but he got destroyed by the virus and he may never be back


Time-Ad-3625

You guys aren't thoughting and praying hard enough.


zhiryst

No can do. If we had a vaccine for stupid, we'd have solved the pandemic a long time ago.


dynastylicious

Apparently he's better at catching than throwing.


J4halla1

🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅 But seriously folks, get vaccinated.


tvvt

I got my first poke today 💉 Thank you Charles Barkley for convincing me not to be an asshole


saulfineman

Shit, he is a role model after all!


TheDarkWayne

I got my first jab 2 days ago . Walked into cvs and walked out 2 min later i was amazed how fast that was. I didn’t even feel it the only thing I felt was the soreness holy shit I couldn’t move my arm the next day


ArcadianBlueRogue

Hope that's all that happens with the 2nd shot. That one can be a doozy


Chair_bby

Yea I just got my 2nd poke yesterday and I've felt like a pile of ass for the last 24 hours. Worth it though.


sunburn95

That happened to me with my first astrazenneca, made me feel less bad about the usual lying around all saturday smoking weed and jerking off which was nice


Chair_bby

My arm is so sore I cant even give myself a good tug unfortunately. I shoulda got it in my non dominant arm


ecg_tsp

Honestly. Thank you. There’s a lot of misinformation and strongly held beliefs out there. But seriously, thank you for coming around and getting it done. Drink some water, get some sleep, and count down the days before you can watch Herbert sling it with the rest of us.


tvvt

I went straight to the strip club homie


TaquitoPartyat330

I like you u/tvvt


These-Air4838

What changed your mind?


Kimura_savage

Sir Charles Barkley is a master debater.


tvvt

Chuck’s words were the nail, I told myself I would wait 6 months before getting it to be safe. It’s been about that long now, and after his statement I knew it was time.


legsflamingo_

What were his words?


tvvt

“Anybody who is not vaccinated now is just an asshole”


thm2130

All the other replies are funny and all, but these were his literal words.


Mr_Goldilocks

I mean anybody who knows of Barkley knows he’s not one to mince words


screwhead1

"Not being vaccinated is turrible, Erneh, just turrible."


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

Muhdurna erhnuh


TheWrightBros

“Get the vaccine, ya knuckleheads”


bruhhhhh69

Cheers bud. Good for you.


J4halla1

Better late than never.


deputy_diarrhea

Lamar trying for that natural immunity


ADGjr86

Can’t choke in the playoffs if you cough up the season early.


JohnnyFootballHero

Gotta catch 'em all! Delta, Alpha, Beta, Gamma...


Makar95

Thanks for the laugh, much needed 🤙


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WigglestonTheFourth

Playoff wins - 1, positive tests - 2.


halo364

lmaooooo holy shit


dynastylicious

Yeah I really like Lamar but I just couldn't resist lol


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SexyMcBeast

If it's any consolation, Cardinals fans poking fun are doing so knowing any day we'll go through the same with Hop


BadassMcGreat

Myles Garrett, on the other hand, specifically got vaccinated because he had it last year and doesn't want it again. Be more like Myles.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Covid kicked his ass too. Dude was short breathed after being on an absolute tear.


dasruski

4 games straight with a strip sack. Post covid he said he had about a quarter of good football in him. It sucked see him so out of breath on the sidelines.


rwhockey29

I got covid last summer. Not hospitalized but hit 103 degree fever. Kicked my ass for a week. I played high level competitive hockey, and even now a year later I'm gassed half way through an adult league game. A teammate runs marathons, covid hospitalized him, he could barely run a mile for months after he recovered. It's scary stuff what it can do to you.


Fineous4

Guy was short off breath after the first play of the first game when he came back.


Viketorious

Mason Rudolph in shambles


HappyLongfellow

AFC North foes, I remember y'all saying "dammit Lamar, don't make me like you" Well, it's your lucky day Signed... disappointed Ravens fan


Neapola

> I remember y'all saying "dammit Lamar, don't make me like you" You're so right! I'm one of those people! I've hated the Ravens since day one of the franchise, but I've been finding it hard to not root for Lamar since he seems like such a great guy and role model for kids just getting into the sport to look up to. **NOPE.**


VariousLawyerings

WELP


TigerBasket

Lamar cmon man 😔


Bulls_Got_Next1

Can I use this as an excuse to make a runningback joke?


JerryRiceDidntFumble

"He caught covid last year already, but since he didn't get vaccinated it came running back to him"


DrRobertTerwilliger

Lamar is running back to quarantine


ClappinCheeks120

Wow that’s stupid


gougie2

[His instagram post](https://i.redd.it/7r7x6x2spyd71.jpg) 😂 Bruh it is because you didn't get vaccinated! That's how tf


Red_Jester-94

Fuckin dumbass


ClappinCheeks120

What a god damn idiot


Chickenfriedricee

Hahaha shitt


WestFast

Trying to become friends with Cole Beasley ain’t worth all that.


TigerBasket

I gotta leave this thread before I get Hella depressed


hey_there_kitty_cat

Honestly I'm just depressed for you. I hate your guts, but dude is hella good, and got the vid twice now? How can you be so smart yet so stupid? Is he just trying for the covid hatrick? Gonna be on a respirator his 3rd time around going "fuck ya'll I told ya'll I'm the best, fuck wit me covid!" and then get a 4th round that kills the lung cells he has left?


ivehearditbothways12

>How can you be so smart This is based on?


MrRager1994

Clearly playing football well = intelligent. Nvm he had like the lowest wonderlic ofhis class(which I know isn't the end all be all)


StrokeGameHusky

Damn of his class? Like of all QBs or of the entire draft class?


Red_Jester-94

Define "smart" for me man, cause I'm not seeing it. Just because he's a good player doesn't mean he's smart.


FickleFlopper

He already got COVID and it’s side effects and still didn’t get the vaccine? Yikes.


Lambchops_Legion

My cousin literally was hospitalized for it last year and *still* won’t get it Morons


thetimeofvalen

My aunt died and her sister, who was in the hospital with pneumonia and is morbidly obese, decided to have a family Thanksgiving the week after. Spoiler alert: my aunt's sister is my mom.


Tschmelz

My uncle got out of the hospital and decided to host Easter the week after -_-


hey_there_kitty_cat

That's the greatest part of it, seems like most people refusing medical treatment are just killing themselves anyways from life choices. I guess the idea is "fuck ya'll I'ma do me and fuck yo medicine, I live how I want"... dead at 35 from a quadruple heart attack with a side of COPD.


coug4lyfe

Unrelated but how is everyone not morbidly obese in Wisconsin though. I went there for 3 days and gained ten pounds. It’s like everything is double burger with three types of cheese and bacon. Oh and the appetizers are cheese curds that are breaded, deep fried, and served with ranch and blue cheese. It’s amazing but I would die of a heart attack at 35 there.


MFazio23

Lots of us are, but at least you understand why.


ClappinCheeks120

My neighbor had it and nearly died he was in a coma ventilator and all that shit for weeks but still compares mask wearing and vaccines to concentration camps in the Holocaust


VariousLawyerings

Natural immunity amirite


Saxt

Natural selection amirite*


beer_down

“I have herd immunity already” I’ve heard this a million times


PmMeUrZiggurat

Imagine thinking something literally called "herd" immunity applies to an individual.


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Some people's thinking is: * "I don't need a mask, I'll never catch Covid" * After catching Covid: "I survived so there's no way I could ever catch Covid again. I now have natural immunity so why should I ever wear a mask again?"


Northernlord1805

Honestly if true then he’s a fucking moron. He got Covid and had real effects from it and then was like nah I’m good on a vaccine that not only may help reduce the long term effects he had but help prevent others from suffering like he did. He also just had a massive camp with kids too…


TigerBasket

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


PapaAntiChrist

I found Mark Normand on Reddit omg


kboyer13

Comedy!


StraightCashHomie69

Queef!


Nujers

Tuesgay!


Ovreel

I'm not hateful, I'm hard!


Bindlestiff34

I’m Kevin Hart! Good night! -/u/TigerBasket


MelvinTD

You got that right


RollinTHICpastry

It’s frustrating because people shouldn’t expect Lamar to be a role model but then he’s out there throwing around with kids, too. Doesn’t excuse him from being a moron. Maybe Marlon will shame him and Gus into getting it.


dweezil22

He could have been a role model to help get others vaxxed and save lives, instead this dumbass just put his teammates, our chance at a Superbowl at risk, and a bunch of unvaxxed kids at risk.


ryanino

Speaking as someone that can’t taste or smell very well anymore because of Covid, I can’t fathom why someone would want to risk dealing with this. Something as simple as food has become less enjoyable because of Covid. Just get the damn shot.


Fiorta

Yeah my smell is still fucked as well. Going on 6 months now.


Its_0ver

How long has it been?


ryanino

7 months unfortunately. Just started getting a hint of coffee when I drink it so I guess you can say it’s getting better lol.


EClarkee

Hope you recover quickly and fully man


stoppedcaring0

Saw someone on Twitter who claimed that their COVID-related inability to taste or smell was solved by a small LSD dose. So. If things get really desperate.


Cainga

Especially he needs every edge possible to stay at peak performance as a world class athlete. Or risk reduced lung capacity for conspiracy theories.


opeth10657

Especially for a QB that relies so much on his athleticism.


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This the dude who filmed himself going 100 MPH for Instagram live right? Yeah, he already was a fucking moron.


That_Guy333

Wait, this is the first time I’ve heard the vaccine can reduce the long term effects if you’ve already had it. Is that true? If so that’s huge. I had it in November and still have some lingering issues, was vaccinated in April/May though. EDIT: I can see now that this could be misconstrued as anti-vax. That’s not how I meant it. I’m just excited at the thought of losing some of the lingering issues. I have noticed the brain-fog is gone, as well as my breathing problems. The change in smells is still there though.


_AskMyMom_

*Insert Spider-Man pointing meme. Got covid in Nov, got my vaccine in April. We’re you sick after both shots or just one? I ask because I was sick after both shots, which lead me to believe I still had antibodies from being sick.


CuriousCleaver

Same. Sick with both shots in April. Tested positive in early November.


_AskMyMom_

It’s *atleast* five months of natural antibodies, honestly it gives me hope that the antibodies are lasting longer than expected, in addition to the vaccine. I’m glad I got it tbh. Fucking 10/10 would get the vaccine with 12-14 hour symptoms again, instead of that dreadful 10 full days of full blown symptoms!


CuriousCleaver

Absolutely. I'll get a booster when that's recommended too. I'll just get it when I'm off work the next day and plan accordingly.


IAmTheNightSoil

Haha yeah, that's the key! I felt like a sack of dogshit the day after the second shot. Fortunately I didn't have to work the next day. I was the first person to get it at my work so I told the boss "when everyone else gets their shots, be ready for them to call in sick the day after."


ahydell

I had covid June 2020, Pfizer vaccine April 2021 and I had the same covid symptoms I had in June (I had encephalitis and had terrible vertigo and brain fog and really loud tinnitus and headaches) for 5 hours after the first shot, then it went away, and then the second shot did nothing to me.


RedBuchan

Both Moderna shots fucked me up. Would still rather deal with that than Covid again.


kellzone

Man, it really does affect people differently. I had Moderna also. First shot, very slightly sore arm for about 48 hours. Only really noticed any soreness if I lifted my arm above my head. Second shot, nothing. No soreness, no effects at all.


ahydell

I had covid June 2020 and had long hauler symptoms for almost a year, and the vaccine took away the brain fog and headaches.


joremero

that's actually great fucking news. cheers.


Northernlord1805

There are some early studies that suggest if you have previously had Covid getting vaccinated can help you recover from the long term effects Here’s an article on it https://www.yalemedicine.org/news/vaccines-long-covid


RealMikeHawk

Not to deemphasize the vaccine but I'm not sure this study has been done yet. Asking somebody if they feel better after a vaccine NEEDS a placebo group for any sort of meaningful conclusion. Just asking a few people and 30% saying yes doesn't mean much.


keru45

There are no studies that suggest that getting vaccinated can help you recover from long term effects. That link is to a researcher who is recruiting long term sufferers FOR a study. Currently the only indication that the vaccine helps long term effects is from unofficial reports from patients with no actual data to back it up.


Enterprise90

Imagine if this happened during the season and resulted in an outbreak. He just came perilously close risking his team games and game checks. I like Jackson, he comes across as a good person, but this is just foolish. He's putting himself at risk. He's trying to get a big contract, you think the team isn't looking at this and thinking of it as a way to save dollars?


ThaddeusJP

>Imagine if this happened during the season and resulted in an outbreak. He just came perilously close risking his team games and game checks. I mean not for nothing but he could recover from this and then get it again, a third time.


handsomehares

A COVID hat trick


SoberWill

Where can I put money on this? I feel like this is easy money, also karma has to tag Cole Beasley. Can I put together a Covid parlay on them?


Quierochurros

He could also have it develop into a more serious case and not even be available to play ay the beginning of the season. Stupid.


ImJustAverage

I would just laugh


SnoodDood

Shit, I'm laughing now. He ain't on *my* team


Gainit2020throwaway

Tfw this is all a training method to be less reliant on the run and work on the passing game


Time-Ad-3625

He's trying to be the Tom Brady of covid.


belaveri1991

I mean imagine if he has lingering symptoms or long Covid which have an effect on his play this year. Think the Ravens are still shelling out 45 mil a year?


primocheese1947

He's trying to get 40+ mill per and was holding camps for kids as well. Come on man.


pk64747

Fuck man I just want a normal year


ThaddeusJP

2022 start is only 409 days away!


MikesPhone

Took me way too long to realize you meant the 2022 NFL season


Luck1492

Lamar should talk to Justin Herbert. If nobody else, the bio major can probably help him understand why to get vaxxed.


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ToughLittleShip

Unless it’s from a YouTube account with less than 100 subscribers *That’s* where you find real truth


liv11112

Are you doubting the thorough research of Cole Beasley, MD?


JinterIsComing

Does MD stand Major Dumbass?


conrad_or_benjamin

Mitochondria Denier


i2WalkedOnJesus

"Might Die"


Fortefyde

[Might Duy](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/84dc13b7-a2e7-4b45-83ec-311e72e82900/dd1mifg-add438e1-a348-46cc-9937-39b3f8ad2d81.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzg0ZGMxM2I3LWEyZTctNGI0NS04M2VjLTMxMWU3MmU4MjkwMFwvZGQxbWlmZy1hZGQ0MzhlMS1hMzQ4LTQ2Y2MtOTkzNy0zOWIzZjhhZDJkODEucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.2Qzrm5JGgM3I3OzUXtvJZFVMP2n4WgGseBI4DqoTT74)


i2WalkedOnJesus

Honestly when I wrote that I was hoping some would respond with him


DoctorMansteel

Moronic Dimwit


jrile

Massive Douche


cstrifeVII

"Science? Why are we listening to science? When did we stop listening to the word of GAWD!?"


FelineNavidad

http://imgur.com/a/L2QvyDM


J_EDi

Tik Tok seems to be the method of information for anyone in my family that wants to show me proof hoaxes and conspiracies.


uncleshady

I can draw out some generalities about Lamar's decision making skills from him publicly getting COVID twice and not considering vaccination. That wonderlic score didn't shit the bed all by itself.


Anaphylactic-UFO

Hopefully he stays away from Herbert. Dude caught that shit twice! He’s a bad omen to be around at this point.


bbaIla

Fans of teams who's QBs aren't getting the vaccine, represent! Therapy session included.


VikesRule

I just know the Vikings will make the playoffs only to lose when Kirk has to miss the game thanks to a positive covid test


Dropdat87

He’s vaxxed I think. Had no mask at his presser today


VikesRule

Really? That would shock me if true (the being vaxxed part).


Doleydoledole

Wait is Wentz on the anti vax list?


Malfrus

it's like the 3rd most popular thread on the sub currently.


Doleydoledole

That’s what I get for sorting by new


MYO716

Big Truzz….unless it’s science based that is.


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i2WalkedOnJesus

All those ravens fans at the time said "Nah he's just playing politics, he's totally vaxxed. He's not that dumb" Egg meet face


pieonthedonkey

Oh god, that's what we said about Dak.


ESCMalfunction

To be fair, Dak made some previous comments along of the lines of “people should consider the benefit of getting it for themselves and the people around them” so I think it’s safe to say that he got it. Not sure why he spouted the HIPAA crap though.


The_Fawkesy

I mean the dude is from Florida, I'm not sure what people expected. lmao


SweetToothKane

Wish somebody would show him his own post and be like "How's that working out for you?"


E_Anonymous

The crazy part is we talk about how much these guys sacrifice their bodys all the time. So much potential for permanent bodily harm, not to mention possible head trauma. Then it’s like the vaccine might hurt me. Competitive advantage is a great way to put it.


-full-control-

Dumbass.


Vives_solo_una_vez

His Madden "awareness" rating better be pretty low in the new game.


Ghost2Eleven

Ok. So he’s a moron.


realrimurutempest

If i was Harbaugh I’d drive his ass to get vaccinated after he’s able to see him again.


leerr

If you watch the video Harbaugh says it’s just like if someone got an injury… ignoring the fact that there’s no injury vaccine lol


TigerBasket

No new contract till he's vaccinated


Belostoma

No starts til he's vaccinated


Quierochurros

I'm not letting him into the facilities until he's vaccinated.


IOnlyLurk

Does he actually care? Their strength coach who ignored COVID protocols still has his job.


codymiller_cartoon

not smart for a running back


Blueandigo

I D I O T


DarthLeftist

I can't root for people like this.


krich1727

I can’t imagine making the decision to not get vaccinated knowing not only the updated league guidance, but that it’s a contract year for him. What if he was the cause of an outbreak during the season and it negatively impacted the team, other players’ health and money? Would that subtly impact the FO approach on his extension?


ThaddeusJP

He's just banking on the fact that he's going to have another amazing year and he's too good to be cut loose


timc74

Furthermore, every single free agent or draft player will look a lot more/less appealing based on their vax status. Stupidity is too big of a liability.


Ur_Girls_In_My_DMs

What a fuckin idiot


surrounded-by-morons

This would have never happened if scientists had bothered to create a vaccine


Bohrdumb

WTF, Lamar?!


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Fucking idiot.


ToastedHunter

dumbass