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[Sports Business Journal] Nickelodeon's NFL Wild Card telecast next month will feature superimposed slime in endzones, googly eyes on players during replays and more to give the game a distinctly Nickelodeon look-and-feel.

[Sports Business Journal] Nickelodeon's NFL Wild Card telecast next month will feature superimposed slime in endzones, googly eyes on players during replays and more to give the game a distinctly Nickelodeon look-and-feel.

Weezy-NJPW_Fan

If there’s gonna be some cussing, I’m hoping there’s some editing over it with dolphin noises


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

They're sentence *enhancers*


weird_witha_beard

I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in *cursive*, and it's fucking *elegant*


lemanateejulian

But Mr. Krabs all I said was *dolphin noises*


gregorthemonger

Hey Squidward! How the *dolphin noise* are ya?!


TheSewallSyrum

Pretty *dolphin noises* good spongebob!


apple_6

And a good *fog horn* day to you too, Squidward!


shupdawoop

“Mother!” “What? It’s just Old Malcolm Jenkins in his jalopy” *car honks*


ArseneLupinIV

The Dolphins about to be changed to the Miami Football Team on the Nick broadcast.


istrx13

That’s a lot of *dolphin noises* bad words!


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what an absolutely ballsy move for a kids show to make, an entire episode about swearing


Rocket92

I think it was a commentary on censorship, like if kids know the words then no amount of bleeping will stop their brain from filling it in anyway, and lying to kids about what the words mean or trying to skirt around it only causes problems as the episode shows


BendyNucci

Spongebob really is even better as an adult


dragonbornrito

Well, most of it. I don't even try to sound like a snob, but the new stuff past like season 6 or 7 is awful. It feels like Ren and Stimpy Lite. All of the gross and none of the humor.


rmphys

Giving it until season 6 is definitely not sounding like a snob. (And its anything after Season 3 that's bad, as a real snob)


Standard_Wooden_Door

Two words: slide whistle


AMinPhoto

HE SAID NUMBER 11!!!!


AnInvisibleApe

SpongeBob vibes The cussing episode is one of the greats


thejaytheory

UpUpDownDown style


SandyEggoChargers

Can't wait to hear a QB yell "GET FUCKING SET" on Nickelodeon


c-razzle

"GOSH DARNIT DONALD"


MisterCheaps

If Philip Rivers had been our QB then


AlekRivard

Golly gee, Jonathan, I said pistol formation not shotgun!


ATLjoe93

WOAH THERE, MY FRIEND


c-razzle

HEY SHULER, YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER GET BACK IN THERE OR IM GUNNA MAKE SOME FLIPPIN' FRIENDS!


0wlbear

That's my QB! 😭


canseco-fart-box

Replace it with the spongebob dolphin noises and an angry looking mr krabs on screen


jbrand1

Fuck the superimposed slime, bring out the real slime.


Ba_Sing_Saint

Dear ~~Satan~~ Santa, All I want for Christmas is to see Aaron Rodgers get slimed after taking a sack. I’ve been a good boy and always eat my veggies. Please give the bad man the green bukake.


LeftyMage

turn his ass into a Green Bay, you say?


Ba_Sing_Saint

I love you.


rondosparks

Better idea. Replace the gatorade in the jug with slime. So that way, the winning coach can really get dunked on


heartbreakhill

Well it's the Wild Card games so GB won't be playing. Would you settle for Jared Goff?


Trickydick24

Thank you for the vote of confidence.


FunkyTown313

I'll go vegan if it'll help make this happen sandy claws


Teeshirtandshortsguy

Honestly, the NFL would be much more entertaining if the field was trapped. Imagine Michael Thomas running a slant and slipping on a banana peel. Or a DB running down Derrick Henry only to step on a rake and fall over. You could have a guy with a comically-oversized butterfly net chase down the QB every play. I wanna see that world.


Skrivus

RB tries to run through what he thinks is a hole in the D-line only to be a brick wall painted to look like an open space. Smacks head first & slowly slides down the wall.


Cole2444

Make this the new pro bowl and we’ve got a deal


BoldAsAnAxis

>Or a DB running down Derrick Henry only to step on a rake and fall over. Poor Sideshow Bob can't catch a break in the NFL either apparently


zalvernaz

Pro Bowl with Slimezones instead of endzones.


Runningfan686

Are Gatorade baths reserved for Conference title games and the Super Bowl? Could slime the winning head coach instead


BigMattyKane

We are one step closer to my lifelong dream: The Pro Bowl just being NFL players doing skill challenges from Double Dare and Legends of the Hidden Temple.


rwjehs

I'm gonna need an Aggro Crag


jl10r

Give Mike O'Malley a frog and I'm sure he'd agree to do play-by-play


electricityisout

I really appreciate this reference


500Republica

Fuck a coin flip. They should use the AggroCrag to tiebreak draft picks.


IONTOP

I'm going to need Mo... She's the reason I have a referee fetish...


lemanateejulian

Could you even fucking imagine the players doing an Aggro Crag or having to put together the fucking monkey!


flounder19

Stiff arming temple guards


lemanateejulian

The temple guards are gonna have to be other players cuz imagine if Aaron Donald fucking got snuck up on by a guard that's just a regular dude. That dude's for sure dead.


throwaway_lmkg

Scratch everything, new plan entirely. The *Combine* is replaced with Legends of the Hidden Temple. And players selected to the Pro Bowl get to be the temple guards.


lemanateejulian

I'm forwarding your username to Roger Goodell as we speak.


c-razzle

Ju-Ju TikTok dancing in front of the Olmac head.


ilovethatpig

I want to see Donald, Mack, and Watt racing up an aggro crag.


JaguarGator9

Instead of throwing a challenge flag to challenge a play, coaches must complete a physical challenge. If they can complete the challenge in 30 seconds, then the play is overturned


flounder19

Purple Parrots are going all the way this year


Luck1492

What the fuck


TomasRoncero

I’m watching this version


DoltDoltDolt

Why didn’t they do this when I was a kid😩


lskennedy

Imagine shitty late 90s early 2000s television CG during a live telecast... I'd be all over it Edit: Yes, I'm aware of the glow puck. Yes I also loved it as a kid.


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

I want it now lol


_tx

As long as there's some Temple Run as the halftime show.


heartbreakhill

Can you imagine Baker getting sacked by a Temple Guard


_tx

I can now


riazrahman

Blue barracudas!


c-razzle

Sweet victory and slime is a must.


lskennedy

they 100% will have sweet victory during the halftime


Maxjes

I mean, my generation had that one time where Jerry Glanville, Nick Buoniconti, Cris Collinsworth, Len Dawson, Pat Summerall and John Madden called a fake football game between [Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ0WmbwjRuU)


phillyphanatic35

I loved these when i was a kid, i think there were 3-4 of them and i remember being so outraged that Daffy upset Buggs that i was pleading with my mom that it couldn’t be an upset because they scored a bunch of points to Daffy for firing a shotgun into his rabbit hole but there was no way the refs could tell if he hit Bugs Bunny or not and then waiting all weekend for an announcement overturning the decision on Cartoon Network


solocupknupp

"If you count the legal points, Buggs won this game, BY A LOT!" - /u/phillyphanatic35 as a child


thejaytheory

Hell fucking yeah


Bouche__032

On drugs


KryoBelly

You bet your fuckin ass I'm rolling two blunts and looking for some shrooms for that game


hwhouston517

I thought this would just be a normal NFL broadcast maybe with announcers that help explain the game better for kids. But now THIS? I guess all the memes made about it in the off-season weren’t wrong.


drjetaz

Nah those memes were the inspiration


iia

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.


osufan765

> men poop on the field Not Lamar Jackson. He spends half an hour in the locker room.


BoredofBored

Like a fucking civilized person!!!


swordbeam

This copypasta is the way


hahahahablewdat

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before? Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous. When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it) So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol


SebbenandSebben

good god i hope this is also a copypasta


Prodigal_Programmer

It tis


NotaChonberg

It is lol, speedhawk is a legend


terriblegrammar

Might as well rename this sub /r/italy cause it's pasta all the way down.


FrenchBowler

2020 is a weird year. I'mma roll with it.


SuperCD7478

“Oh my god what a gruesome injury!” “Let’s watch the replay” *Nick proceeds to add googly eyes to the player down on the field*


Ba_Sing_Saint

Oh god, if some tears an ACL they could put in the Fred “MY LEG!!!” sound effect from Spongebob.


WabbitCZEN

QB trips and falls trying to tackle the DB who intercepted him. He reaches up with both hands one last time as he goes down and Nickelodeon plays "PHOTOSYNTHESIS" audio over it.


TigerBasket

As god intended


D1N2Y

https://tubedubber.com/?q=-8v9FFj47oQ:yk7IDVzLiQo:0:100:31:0:1


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All I want now from this game are spongebob memes My leg sound ✅ Ight imma head out ✅ “Is this Arrowhead Stadium? No, this is Patrick” ✅ (challenge gets upheld) “tHe RuLiNg oN tHe FieLD sTaNdS” ✅


boysetsfire1988

Sweet victory halftime show pls


LiveBeef

And not that bullshit 5 second thing they pulled in the super bowl a few years back. The whole fuckin thing with a CGI SpongeBob band hologram in the middle of the field


juanpuente

Definitely a "We have sweet victory at home" moment


Runningfan686

It's a 4:30 Eastern Game. Means it's going to finish AT NIGHT


AlekRivard

Nick at Nite?


ptthrowaway666

After a Dalvin Cook fumble Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your ball. Dalvin: Doesn't look familiar to me. What? I just saw you drop it. Here. Dalvin: Nope, it's not mine. It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you. Dalvin: Return what to who? Aren't you Dalvin cook? Dalvin: Yup. And your team just had possession? Dalvin: Yup. I found this ball you just carried on the ground. And if that's the case, this must be your ball. Dalvin: That makes sense to me. Then take it. Dalvin: It's not my ball.


heartbreakhill

[Baker when he gets picked off](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/theofficalsovietronalds/images/9/95/SpongeGar.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20160910022834)


ishouldmakeanaccount

The last time I hoped for a spongebob/NFL crossover I was severely disappointed


grizzlyking

https://imgur.com/38DkyY9


OldDekeSport

Derrick Henry been waiting for this day his whole life Googly eyes might make his look more realistic


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avidblinker

need to add slime shooting out of his ankle


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Butthole--pleasures

This needs to be a thing


Arbitore

Holy shit lmao


RealPutin

As long as the eyes roll around all cartoon-style on concussions, I'm in


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Wolverwings

Little birds circling


simpleslingblade13

Romo:”You’ve got to hope it’s just a cramp” Nickelodeon: Dak’s inverted leg is offset by googly eyes and slime.


semsr

[Whenever a player doesn’t get back up](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/0cd3df_9bc0f54559fd4978bf546fc9a3d546e7~mv2.gif)


couchjitsu

With a fart sound as you watch the ankle snap


[deleted]

I'm expecting a REAL Bubble Bowl halftime show this time around.


WabbitCZEN

*Winner takes all...*


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

It’s the thrill of one more kill


triplec787

The last one to faaallll...


Off_Topic_Oswald

Will never sacrifice their will...


CrypticBalcony

🎵Don’t ever look back on the world closing in 🎶


crocobearamoose

Be on the attack, with your wings in the wind...


PEACE1VLAKER

Oh, the games will begin...


redsyrinx2112

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah


seakc87

And it's ours for the taking. It's ours for the fight!


AlexB9598W

The halftime show is actually a sneak peek of that SpongeBob But Babies reboot they're doing


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The best evidence we have of there not being a God.


Clean-Elk9611

“Clarissa will be in the booth to explain penalties, and the football will be replaced with Arnold’s head.”


frumpybuffalo

she will explain more than penalties. Formations, play designs, she will explain it *all*


officiakimkardashian

Imagine if Nickelodeon aired the Bengals-Steelers Wild Card game from 2015.


hwhouston517

Or the OBJ/Josh Normal brawl from 2015, or the Steelers Browns game from last year.


DasBoots

Or when AB dropkicked the Browns? punter in the face on a punt return


Remahlehs

I'm starting to think the Steelers aren't PG TV


VoreLord

*vontaze burfict decapitates antonio brown* Nickelodeon: *whimsical slide whistle*


cesiumbathbomb

*stares wistfully into the distance* Oh what could have been...


john539-40

I feel like last night's game would have actually worked well with this plan lol


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

"It's big! It's pink! And it's scary! It's.... Trace McSorley!"


WabbitCZEN

Lamar running down the hall saying "WEE WOO. WEE WOO."


passmetherock

Browns Defense: "Yeeeeeehawwww this Lamar aint so tough" Spongebob: "That's not Lamar"


BoydCrowdersBeretta

"We now go live to the locker room where Lamar Jackson is shitting SLIME out of his asshole."


Jack_is_a_Potato

😳


rondosparks

Except for the close shots of Mcsorely down in pain


dnytle

[Here's how it's gonna look](https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/1338853924057591808)


Droughnut

Don't know if I'll be able to watch football any other way now


thisrockismyboone

Aaron as the hamburglar is meant to be


Teeshirtandshortsguy

This feels like one of those things that won't work, and in 20 years there will be reddit posts from /u/jaguargator10 about "In 2020, the cartoon channel Nickelodeon was selected to broadcast a set of wild card games. Features included CGI-slime end zones, googly eyes on replays, and goalposts that looked like Spongebob. This experiment was widely considered a failure."


JaguarGator9

Oh you know it


HufflepuffDaddy

RemindMe! 20 years about how much of a fool /u/Teeshirtandshortsguy probably looks like now.


flounder19

ESPN about to lose MNF to Nick


Maraging_steel

Someone smoked a fat one before making this


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Nice to see that 20 years later Nickelodeon is still wringing everything they can out of Spongebob


DoltDoltDolt

Well it’s still their most popular show so I don’t expect it to end any time soon


thehomiemoth

And they are a kids channel, which means they have a constant supply of new viewers who didn't see Spongebob 20 years ago. In theory you could live off the same raft of programming forever.


sea_guy

We all grew up on Looney Tunes and Scooby Doo episodes that were 30-50 years old at the time. Spongebob isn't going anywhere.


TenDollarTicket

Rugrats, Ren & Stimpy, Doug, and Ahhh Real Monsters crawled so Sponge Bob could fly. Early to mid 90s Nickelodeon was legit.


ZZZrp

Rocko's Modern Life ayyyyyyyyyyeeee


TheGrog

Don't sleep on Angry Beavers and CatDog


BoydCrowdersBeretta

Catdog is this centuries answer to Hamlet. A masterful piece of art. Alone in the world is a little catdog.


heartbreakhill

It's essentially the Simpsons for kids


AnEmptyKarst

Disney’s been doing it to Mickey Mouse for a century so I don’t expect it to end anytime soon


Djd33j

And Nintendo's still resting on the laurels of Mario and Zelda thirty-five years later.


DFWTooThrowed

Kinda like Infinity Ward putting at least one MW or MW2 map in every on of their CoD releases and Treyarch putting nuke town in every one of theirs as well.


heartbreakhill

You're telling me I could have been watching Minecraft Mahomes this entire time?!?


FreeWillie001

I’m not gonna lie, that looks pretty dope lmao


langis_on

Yeah I would totally watch this


deadmoosemoose

Oh ya I'm watching that mess, for sure.


zaor666

Ummm so yea I’m definitely going to take a peek at this game.


alurimperium

The end zone touchdown visual looks cool, but man the rest of that...


poopshoit

I'm so fucking excited for this nonsense


Ricos_Roughnecks

This is brilliant. I’m getting some Scott pilgrim vibes for some reason


joco1991

Looks fun


ManInShowerNumber3

So I'm definitely watching Nickelodeon's telecast


Ballsohardstate

They should have Booger do it.


hwhouston517

He explains the game well for kids. He’s the perfect fit!


madhjsp

Plus what kid wouldn’t be tickled to hear that the name of the announcer is “Booger”?


JaguarGator9

Booger would actually be perfect for this He’s got charisma and seems to do a good job breaking things down in an easy to understand way


Coolio_Joe3604

"Also in the game is an extra offensive lineman. So I think they bring an extra lineman in to block." - actual quote by Booger McFarland


JaguarGator9

The best was Phil Simms in a playoff game between the Broncos and Steelers ["Remember, for it to be a forward pass, it's gotta go forward"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BHzoeT7cEY)


HandRailSuicide1

Pre game pep talks: AWOOOOOOO AAAAAAAHHHHHH LEEDLE-LEEDLE-LEEDLE-LEE


itslooigi

They play "Sweet Victory" at the half and Im fucking in


barrister24

And it’s Astroworld


ComptonNWA

This screams Dolphins @ Titans wildcard Saturday


TheSewallSyrum

They can even get the dolphin noises when a player swears!


Tashre

Has science gone too far?


TigerBasket

Yes but that was a long time ago


njdeatheater

Will we finally get the Sweet Sweet Victory at Halftime we deserve?


TrickoftheLights

Listen I cannot even lie to you or myself and say that I’m not going to atleast tune in for a few minutes 😂


TigerBasket

I demand all football games be broadcasted like this from now on


runningsneaker

Hoping they use the same graphics department from MNF.


ShootaIMP

They have Viacom money, not Disney money


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Ballsohardstate

Dan Schneider would zoom in on cheerleader feet.


scottthang

Could you imagine being a fan of a team that loses in absolutely heartbreaking, devastating fashion that leaves you in tears, only for Nickelodeon to cut away from the livecast with a fucking slime transition and Spongebob laugh?


the_deetz95

I know this is an AFC game but god \*damn\* does it scream Saints playoff heartbreak in a new way


WhatMyHeartHeld

if they really think my grown ass is about to tune into this nickelodeon shit, you goddamn right i am, bucko


pixarfan9510

honestly this is kind of cool


christhetwin

Imagine your team losing *and then* getting slimed.


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lightvl

Lmao this is surreal


Cjc3478

Hope we get a Ren and Stimpy stupid idiot soundbite whenever a coach makes a stupid call.


C0lMustard

NFCnorthmemewar is going to have a field day


wherewasmybrain

I love this. The world needs more wacky bullshit that fails horribly, will never be repeated again, and then becomes a piece of pop culture ephemera.


Aaronf989

Can't wait wtf is this