I mean the team overall wasn’t that good at all, just that Peyton Manning was carrying the whole team usually. And then, as soon as Andrew Luck stepped in, he had to hold the load immediately, and look what it did to his metaphorical back.
I don’t get why nobody understands why a bad team isn’t the same as a bad franchise. Of course the team on the field is gonna be bad, but the cards aren’t exactly the model franchise in the NFL
It’s the same reason Eli is a 2x Super Bowl champion and Philip rivers is not. The franchise that you’re bound to for the first 5 years of your playing career matters, and especially now that a top QB prospect playing in LA is able to rack up millions in endorsements before he ever plays a snap in the nfl
4d chess by the cards, they'll go into the draft after these couple of games and go "see this? This is what we're capable of with an alien in a human suit at QB. We made sure we fucked up the rest of the way to get you. Really though, we're not that bad"
It’s most definitely intentional that they dominate the first half, and then shit the bed in the second. They are trying to make the tank job less obvious. The theme is too significant for it not to be on purpose
The NFC West is utter chaos and it makes me very uncomfortable.
The Rams and Cards are batting way above expectations and we're barely beating out an Andy Dalton-led team in TYOOL 2023.
The Cardinals are that doge meme where the one on the left (the first half Cardinals) is musclebound and humanoid and the second half Cardinals doge is staring wistfully
Josh dobbs this season looks better than the following first round qbs:
Zach wilson
Justin fields
Daniel Jones
Deshaun watson
Bryce young
Kenny Pickett
Just something to consider if you’re thinking about tanking.
I'd like to imagine Arizona are seeing just how bad Chicago is, and calling off the tank because they know the #1 pick isn't achievable
Bears Vs Broncos next week will determine the first pick
This seasons first tie at 12-12
All safeties
I don’t think the bears defense can do that.
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LOL fair.
Not really..their O is the only bright spot of EITHER team.
that might be the browns-ravens next week but mostly because these defenses are insane
My dream final score of an NFL game ending 3-2 has never been more realistic. Please.
My dream is 4-3
Bears front office, “how can we get Caleb Williams?” Convince Justin Fields he is an elite passer.
Please score 70
Is it better or worse for the Broncos if the Chiefs do it? It minimizes your loss… but it’s the Chiefs doing it
We’re already well versed in the Chiefs ability to scalp opponents alive, I’d be cool with anyone doing it. Here’s hoping the Bengals somehow do it
I agree, we should let the Bengals get over 70 in fact.
It’s not like they’re playing the Broncos
Go get ‘em champ
I have trust issues with them after last week.
Yeah... they're only up by 11.
TAKE THAT FOR DATA
Can't spell NFL Playoffs without Arizona Cardinals
I don't know why this killed me as hard as it did
Just showing how good they ACTUALLY are before pulling the tank back on track for the second half.
The Bears are making the tank competition much more difficult than the Cards foresaw.
Caleb Smith's monkey paw curls
Stupid coaches and players trying to keep their high-paying jobs! I want a new toy!
Cards gave up on Caleb once his dad started talking shit
It's such a fucking stupid take too. Newsflash: The team with the number one pick is always going to be terrible.
This is definitely the exception that proves the rule, but I'd be remiss not to point out that the 2012 Colts were immediately good again
I mean the team overall wasn’t that good at all, just that Peyton Manning was carrying the whole team usually. And then, as soon as Andrew Luck stepped in, he had to hold the load immediately, and look what it did to his metaphorical back.
No, his literal back
We went 11-5 the year after having the number one overall pick too.
I don’t get why nobody understands why a bad team isn’t the same as a bad franchise. Of course the team on the field is gonna be bad, but the cards aren’t exactly the model franchise in the NFL It’s the same reason Eli is a 2x Super Bowl champion and Philip rivers is not. The franchise that you’re bound to for the first 5 years of your playing career matters, and especially now that a top QB prospect playing in LA is able to rack up millions in endorsements before he ever plays a snap in the nfl
Chicago won't be any better for him
Might even b worse
We're much better than the Bears.
33%, currently.
They’ve have a 4000 yard passer at least
He's going to stay at USC if the Bears have the first overall pick
He’s just waiting for the KC Chiefs to get the number one pick, so he knows he has a good situation.
4d chess by the cards, they'll go into the draft after these couple of games and go "see this? This is what we're capable of with an alien in a human suit at QB. We made sure we fucked up the rest of the way to get you. Really though, we're not that bad"
They’re just happy to be here! Good job Arizona!
Cowboys disband if they lose to the 2023 Cardinals, right?
Pls backfire I’m begging 😭
Considering the theme of the last 2 weeks, they’ll do it on purpose
Got yelled at last week for saying it was intentional. We'll see.
It’s most definitely intentional that they dominate the first half, and then shit the bed in the second. They are trying to make the tank job less obvious. The theme is too significant for it not to be on purpose
What tank job??
Seriously, making a tweet like this after blowing a 20-0 halftime lead last week is a *bold* move lol
They know what they’re doing
Don’t worry, I’ve never seen a fan base so excited about losing as this year’s Cardinals.
This is exactly what happened to the reds last night lol
Proud of you
Ah offensive scoring, would love to be a part of that someday.
We can only dream what it would be like to score on offense
Stop the count
Caleb Williams' dad struck fear in the hearts of the Cardinals
Expose the Cowboys
What’s that like?
You know Marvin Harrison Jr. Is a much better asset for the Cards than Caleb. Go get that W cardinals. For America am I right
Hey. Marvin is ours. Panthers gonna help us out and get us the second overall pick.
Ive seen this movie before
Go red birds, go!
The NFC West is utter chaos and it makes me very uncomfortable. The Rams and Cards are batting way above expectations and we're barely beating out an Andy Dalton-led team in TYOOL 2023.
Might have the hot mike of the year after Geno realizing Aaron Donald was coming right up the middle for him😂
The Cardinals are so adorable
Short memory I see.
Smiles so cutely :)
Cardinals looking cute today
Dolphins wish they could do that
Should have drafted Dobbs in fantasy
Cook those frauds
Cardinals please win so I don’t have to keep hearing about how good the cowboys are this week.
The Cardinals are that doge meme where the one on the left (the first half Cardinals) is musclebound and humanoid and the second half Cardinals doge is staring wistfully
Cards looking at the Broncos and Bears and being like fuck we can't tank that hard, Lets go out and have fun.
Aww, yes you did buddy
Oh Cardinals PR team, why u do dis
Cause it worked lol
lol surely this won't come back to bite them
It didn’t
They want to be bitten.
Cowboys Twitter activating.
Keep that same energy cardinals twitter guy
Haters eating that corn of the Dobbs
Now they're just asking for people to clown on them if they stifled in the 2nd half.
No way they choke another lead right?
youre still the cardinals
Score more, don't let a comeback happen.
PLEEEEEAZE DONT CHOKE
Why does this make me more concern about the Bucs game?
This could back fire spectacularly
they are doing a very bad job of tanking today, hot damn
Second half is not looking promising
Josh dobbs this season looks better than the following first round qbs: Zach wilson Justin fields Daniel Jones Deshaun watson Bryce young Kenny Pickett Just something to consider if you’re thinking about tanking.
Run up the score
lol i love how it sounds so surprising haha