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  • By - ard8

Quasimdo

They fumble at the 1


RomanBangs

It’s returned for a touchdown, the Commanders are now the Snyders and their mascot is a pretzel


Tjam3s

Forced fumble at the 1 yard line off a qb sneak returned for a touchdown?


ThermoNuclearPizza

Mm the Josh Allen special Buttfumble 2 electric boogaloo


My_massive_dingaling

I think he meant the Tyler Huntley one but both work


Remarkable-Job4774

Ravens: ☹️


Tjam3s

Dingding!


Kivic

That’s just Sea Dragons football.


MagicMinshew

[And herrreee come the pretzels!](https://youtu.be/JMB-XiewSKw)


realunpossible_

oh my god how has it never clicked that dan snyder is the pretzel man


actually-potato

Probably because they're completely unrelated lol


the-denver-nugs

Which is very odd considering I think the pretzels are located in Virginia as well.


hoewood

Really? Damn I like those


fork_yuu

Can't rule off a safety somehow!


ACardAttack

Please


Dryderson

Well, if it's anything like the Commanders offense under Carson Wentz, expect a pick 6 any minute now


LITERALLY_SODEM

Dan snyder renames the Commanders to the Washington Blackfaces


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OrangeForeign

It's Charlie Kelly doing blackface and not understanding the issue with it


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Or Mac doing blackface cuz the character is supposed to be black…at the end Dennis takes over by taking his shirt off.


Paladin8753

Washington Sweet Ds


Vaadwaur

Charlie Kelly AND professor Chang as a Drow!


PKS_5

Lol probably the Virginia governor haha


LimitlessTheTVShow

It's the Orioles bird


Dryderson

Hahaha fuck that's a good one


derstherower

The Washington FBI Crime Statistics


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Washington DESPITE ONLY


Low-Wear3671

The onion had Snyder renaming them the DC Redskins.


Dismal_News183

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah is the new fight song


alepher

Washington Grand Wizards


Iwillrize14

Nah, DC Injuns and trademarks chief wahoo.


2696969

Washington Injuns


Sighlina

>I ain’t leavin… I AINT FUCKIN LEAVIN!!!!! 😀🤣😀🖕😀


dixi_normous

The Washington Hard R's


WanderlustFella

>Well, if it's anything like the Commanders offense 1st and goal could mean 1st down on the 50 yard line.


blarch

Like Wentz could get that far downfield..


_ThatsMyQuant

Bezos is returning the package!


iPingMozambique

Time for the commanders to bring in Dontari Poe to finish the job


OrangeForeign

"Oh look at this he's gonna throw!"


welestgw

"Pass is... INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE BY MALCOM BUTLER!"


NotGoingToBeOriginal

I don't like you


shizznitz41

UN REAL


karatemanchan37

Who is Butler in this situation? Bezos?


Either-Progress4847

The bloated Tebow about to happen


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Commanders about to get terminated with prejudice by Dallas?


Boogo4ever

"OH No! That's a hold on Snyder pushing them back 10 yards. And will you look at that now! Another 15 yards for unbusinessman like behavior!!!"


terry_bradshaw

This is unrealistic, he would’ve payed the refs beforehand.


Duke_Maniac

You think he’s willing to pay the refs?


terry_bradshaw

If he profits from it, yes.


TheMagicalJohnson

Dan Snyder doesn’t have goodwill on his balance sheet, badwill, sure.


paultheschmoop

What happens first, this or the Rodgers trade?


steeeeeeee24

1000 more useless tweets at the very least


lavaspike296

I really wanted to know what Rodgers' farts smelled like today 😒


Ry3_Bread

Depends, who has the leverage?


SokoJojo

0% chance Rodgers gets traded


MagJack

We have already had our darkness retreat


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paultheschmoop

Packers and Jets fans wanted the trade done by last Friday lol


SiphenPrax

Can confirm. Am sick and tired of WFAN talking about it every single second for the last month. Sadly, the thing to break that news cycle is Mets players getting injured.


Januse88

My bet is we get general terms of the team sale (and who the new owner is) before the Rodgers trade, but obviously it takes a while for all that to get finalized within the NFL


Ilikepancakes87

They’re going to settle for a field goal and doink it off the crossbar, aren’t they?


Ba_Sing_Saint

> Doink *PTSD TRIGGERED*


Camel132

https://thesportsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/95/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-06-at-9.35.19-pm.png?w=708&h=504&crop=1


Ba_Sing_Saint

I love this picture. It’s not often the exact moment a brain breaks is captured so perfectly. That’s a man who just suffered critical hard drive disk failure.


iHeartSpam671

I honestly thought he was about to burst into flames


Biggest_Cans

It's ok bby u safe now where u belong <3


heroinsteve

NO SENOR!


yachterotter13

No lie, I laugh at this photo every time I see it, it’s just Nagy’s brain melting behind his eyes lmaooooo


General_BP

If the first doink triggers your PTSD, the second one is going to put you in the psych ward


CountryRoads8

I believe that would be Snyder deciding to only sell a minority stake.


ard8

[Sounds like at least inside the 5](https://twitter.com/JPFinlayNBCS/status/1637232331399241729?s=20) - Finlay


SmokePenisEveryday

But who is the one running it in!?


OrangeForeign

Not Marshawn Lynch


chunkah69

It would be amazing if he was part of the ownership group though


DanaMorrigan

Gonna cost a lot of chicken! (no shade, I kinda love that particular quote of his)


lopea182

Russell Wilson throwing it right to Malcolm Butler


Saitoh17

The original That's not what he wanted to cook!


chicomagnifico

You need to leave.


JohnEdwardBaylessII

No one. Botched snap/hold on a 20 yd field goal attempt. Turnover on downs.


chicomagnifico

You need to leave.


GoodCape

why can’t he just tweet like a normal human being


SiphenPrax

It’s almost time Commanders bros


stefeyboy

I'm a Football Team Man myself


sulimir

The greatest team name of all time, and they threw it away.


4levelclover

That tweet reply with the dancing says it all. I'm not even a fan, and I want this to happen too. Snyder sounds like a serious asshole, and incompetent too


DetroitSportsKillMe

We had to wait till our owner died, but man there are only two escapes from incompetence What a relief it is lmao


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anasthesia-

lol Jesus


J-Fid

Most sane Browns fan here.


Psychological-Bet803

End this or end me.


Rushjordan

Fingers crossed, Washington fans


DeepTrackOfficeQuote

If you do a qb sneak, go low


RumHam_Im_Sorry

but half the distance to the goal can be infinite.


dagreenman18

Hopefully this also means the days are numbered till when we can stop calling them the Commanders. Dumbass name


Glad-Passion-9424

Hopefully it’s not picked off in the end zone to end the game.


NoTimeToDime

Schoen better be calling Snyder directly to offer a conditional 7th for Terry lol


hillsteady

Keep Pete Carrol the FUCK away from Washington DC rn


Comprehensive_Main

All this just for Bezos to buy it.


Vaadwaur

Bezos at least has the common sense to keep whatever horrors he engages in private.


JaMarrChasingJoe

And does bezos personally have the same sleezy sexually charged scandals against him that snyder does?


Vaadwaur

Absolutely not. His public scandals are minor so for all we know he at least obeys the law whereas we know Snyder trafficked his cheer leaders.


Trumpets22

Bezos writes the laws with all that money.


Vaadwaur

Certainly not arguing for a billionaire but from all appearances Bezos is the lesser evil here.


Trumpets22

He absolutely is.


JaMarrChasingJoe

If Bezos is a hands off owner willing to spend tons the commanders will hopefully be set.


Spider_Hoss

Harris


Agitated_Ant_1201

Bezos is allegedly was unable to be apart of the process to own the team. Meaning Snyder refused to sell to him according to rumors.


jfrodriguez1983

Inb4 Snyder throws a pick 6


crrider

Can someone explain this to me in football terms?


First_Round_Bust

Ah fuck they are about to pull a Russ and turn it over aren't they


maricopa888

As a longtime fan, I expect an unknown factor to kick in. Example: He's about to plunge it in when he gets distracted by the collapse of sections 109 and 110, followed by a lot of black smoke and screaming. He's trampled and unconscious at the 6 inch line.


Particular-Ad-4772

Please ditch the name . WFT, DC Prime , or some Random animal , just no more commies.


Spider_Hoss

That ship has sailed.


DaKingindaSouff

Who’s the favorite?


Silversaving

Dudes gunna take a knee at the 1 yard line so the other team doesn't have a chance to score and win it.


Fourthwoll

I’ve [seen this before.](https://youtu.be/CWZ08vKbhTY)


Motivationalsneaker

Aaaaanndd here comes the 104 yard pick 6!!


Poobmania

Carson Wentz was personally delivering the finalizing paperwork to the buyer, but unfortunately the forms were intercepted.


mynameiszack

What does that mean?


prex10

The sale of the team is imminent. Repeatedly Snyder moved out of his office earlier this week too.


ZonaPunk

he left the country in December. He lives in London now.


mynameiszack

Thanks. I wasn't being sarcastic haha I just legit wasn't connecting the analogy


soursalsaaa

I mean, it’s a messy franchise. The fanbase is still split over the cancellation of the Redskins and the Commanders rebrand, their stadium is in rough shape, their team is bad. I wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot pole, and I’m a Lions fan.


DegraciasEh

I actually think it’s a great investment for those very reasons- if they turn that franchise around it’ll be one of the most valuable in the world (more so than it already is). Winning cures all


struckie67

Even the worst franchises in sports print money. It’s an absolute no brainer investment. Snyder ran the franchise into the ground and is going to come away with billions just for holding the team.


Comprehensive_Main

I would go big or go home.


VTHomeless

I wouldn't say that the fanbase is too split about the Redskins and Commanders rebrand. - Losing the name "Redskins" was not ideal, but most fans can understand why the rename happened (and it was an inevitable change, regardless of ownership). - All fans hate the name "Commanders" The team went .500 last season with Taylor Heinicke and Carson Wentz at quarterback. I know our team isn't great, but they're at least middle of the pack.


AlwaysInTheWay13

One season of Snyder-less 10-7 football will have this city in Commanders fever


fukdot

Most fans are indifferent to the name commanders and ready to accept it if means moving on from name debate.


igenus44

That's why Snyder changed the name. No locality would talk with him about building a new stadium with the old name. Since the leaked emails that got Gruden fired and all the legal issues since, these are the new reasons no one will talk to Snyder about a location to build a new stadium. Essentially, former employees, local Virginia and Maryland governments and the owners are forcing him out. Who do you think leaked the emails between Bruce Allen and Gruden? I got $50 on Goodell slipping them out. With a new owner, new stadium will come quickly. Once we get an above average QB, will be a good team again. Then, will be worth billions more. Shortly after Snyder bought the team, we were 3rd on the most valuable NFL franchises, behind New England and Dallas. But that was over 20 years ago.


AlwaysInTheWay13

Maryland and DC have said no, full stop. Commanders are essentially only welcome in Woodbridge


igenus44

With a new owner, I'm quite sure those locations would reconsider. They said no to Snyder, because it was Snyder. Not even the NFL, who protects racists, bigots, wife beaters, child abandoners and dog killers wants anything to do with Snyder. How bad of a person do you have to be if those people don't like you? Kinda like when Guns and Roses kicked out their original drummer, Steven Adler, for being too much of a drug addict.


daperry4

Better team and fanbase than the Lions. With a new stadium it's a top 5 net worth in the league


Absolutepowers

Washington DC is a thriving metropolitan area. Can't say the same about Detroit.


veggie_sorry

They need to bring bacj the Washington Football Team name and logos. Commanders is weak AF.


LuckyMo200

Give it to Marshawn


_LilBucket

Heck yeah let’s sneak this bad boy in.


allanon1105

QB sneak with a TE or big body WR push from the back, works every time.


HereInTheCut

*A wild Logan Thomas appeared!*


ZestycloseResist5594

Run the damn ball


Impossible_Age_7595

Im buying them im just waiting on my mom to venmo me some more $. Give me a day or two guys.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

There about to fumble it


balleyhooey

Where?


Jaglawyer11

Malcolm Butler saw this play in practice….


Carsonwentzondrugs

All this just for Tillman to be your next owner 😂


Hammerzeit88

Snyder calling his own number to blow this up in the backfield


Final-Watercress9219

Can someone tell me the yards? Is it goal to go from the 3 yard line? Or is it the whole 9 yards


smokingpandaah

5 yard line in his follow up tweet haha


annoyingrelative

Snyder is going to pull an Arte Moreno and change his mind at the last minute


Drewicho

If this does go through there would be a parade bigger than if either LA team won the Super Bowl.


rydaley77

Is it Bezos? Must be Bezos


JMoyer811

Jordan selling the hornets to buy the commanders


DoesntMatterBrian

Reporters don’t know anything he probably scheduled this tweet three days ago


Prestigious-State-15

Butt fumble coming


Br760

Explain in football terms please


Ok-Wasabi2873

He’s going to fumble the ball, the other team takes it back for a TD.


GoldenDude

Get it cause sports


JesterSooner

…so still in red zone then?


90swasbest

"DC United". A co-op with the MLS team. Fucking do it!


jaybuuurd

can someone explain this to me in hockey terms?


dustoff122

lets just admit, no one reporting has a damn clue what this crazy son of a gun is thinking lol


Spider_Hoss

J.P.’s reputation has taken a hit. Big time.


Rudy102600

Hopefully it's not Toby Gerhart taking the carries.


goldudemk

Can someone explain this to me in NFL terms?


pharmorjac

If the team is sold is it a lost season with Ron Rivera or do the new owners bring in their guy this year?


ukyah

why is it lost with ron rivera? rivera is an excellent head coach.


maiden4life

There’s a flag on the play


Impossibills

"Commanders have announced they are selling the team to Danny Snider"


DaveTheHamburglar

I fucking hate corporate sports talk


roycorda

Run the fucking ball.


Empty_Lemon_3939

Can someone put this in golf terms?


ZonaPunk

six inch putt for an eagle


Empty_Lemon_3939

How about magic the gathering?


kickersarepeople

Wheres Malcolm Butler?


TheRatchetTrombone

Don't pull a Seahawks.


KawhiLeonardIsSenpai

so...still in the red zone...


mikeisaphreek

1st and goal. Time for 4 straight fade routes then