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theresabeeonyourhat

Silvy is missing. He's the outside cat who is anorexic because of a bad mouth infection, *and* this little guy holds a grudge unlike any other cat. If I can trap him again, his ass is going to the vet for injections cause the only time I was able to give him his meds, he flailed around & got one of his nails under one of mine. Also, something is hella wrong with the NFL when Dak doesn't get lit up for a safety. Fucking miss me with "That's on the 49ers player".


BigSportsNerd

morning


denvertebows15

It bothers me so much whenever I see a celebrity chef making lobster and they go on about how you need to kill it first before you boil it. You don't need to they don't have a central nervous system so they can't feel pain. They die just as fast when you drop them in boiling water.


The_Amish_FBI

Highly recommend the prosciutto and tortellini recipe I just made. Super quick to make and super delicious.


raginsaint93

Playing Detroit become human, I think I gave Connor the sad ending. 😢


SolarAndSober

Why do I have mod options here? I know I'm not a mod here. I'm chalking it up to visual glitch on the Reddit app


theresabeeonyourhat

God damnit, I thought the games were starting at 2.


ACW1129

Christ on a cracker [Jason Whitlock's a dumbass](https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/1616486079216885761).


Tashre

https://twitter.com/Chris_Broussard/status/1616790902998966272 Chris Broussard with an all time terrible take as well. My favorite response: > “Bigotry has been sanctified by religion for a long time” is a terrible justification for normalizing bigotry.


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ACW1129

Speaking of dumbasses... Like, I know there have to be some smart Black conservatives out there (Sen. Tim Scott is one. Clarence Thomas, for all his faults, is no moron), but man...


cscowboy01

For any of y’all Star Wars fans that haven’t watched it yet you should check out Andor. It’s easily better than Mandolarian for me


PrelectingPizza

Yep, definitely better than The Mandalorian, and I loved The Mandalorian.


cscowboy01

Same here. Loved the Mandalorian, and really didn’t have any expectations walking into Andor. Quickly realized how much better the storytelling and visuals were compared to every other Star Wars show


Serdones

And or what?


HowardBunnyColvin

I got through a few minutes before getting bored. Might try again later


cscowboy01

First 3 episodes are slow and mainly just world building/character introducing. Rest of the series is legitimately some of the best story writing in all of Star Wars. Makes rogue one much more meaningful too


PrelectingPizza

I thought the first 3 episodes were a nice, slow burn opening to the series.


cscowboy01

Yeah I personally didn’t mind the first 3 episodes being slow because they’re throwing a lot of information in the episodes. I get why some people find them boring though


ACW1129

A) I don't have Disney +. B) The fact there's an Andor and an Endor irrationally annoys me.


cscowboy01

Very reasonable


JahBoiFloyd

What’s next? Eitheror?


ProbablyAPun

My interest waned during episode 3 and I haven't finished it. Does it get better? I didn't think it was bad, but I just kind of forgot about it and never finished lol


cscowboy01

I felt the same, but those first 3 episodes are purely just world building and character introducing episodes. Series gets insanely better through the next 9 episodes


SmokePenisEveryday

That whole Shannon Sharpe mess last night was pathetic. These media heads are getting some major egos.


ACW1129

What happened?


SmokePenisEveryday

[Here's the clip](https://streamable.com/lalslo). These players hear it all the time from fans. But to me, Shannon is on TV talking shit about all these dudes. So its not surprising it's gonna get heated when these players are hearing it from him in person. Shannon is near 50 but acting like a child too.


ACW1129

Thanks. Nobody looked good there.


SmokePenisEveryday

Yeah the whole thing is a good example on the drama in the NBA that puts me off. Others dig it but I want sports when I watch sports.


PrelectingPizza

About to go to the toilet for my 4th poo of the day.


Pure0wneg3

Gut schiss


packersaremyboo

No more sticky 😞


HowardBunnyColvin

This is when the true ftt fiends post


coolmanvoncool

When I die I want Kyler Murray's agent arguing my case to saint Peter because getting Kyler paid more than mahomes is the finesse of the century God tier negotiator tbh


ACW1129

All based on timing.


StevieHandjobs

The mods here fuckin suck. End of shitpost.


theresabeeonyourhat

Today is Squirrel Appreciation Day. Plan accordingly.


DickieJoJo

Can the media quit acting like last year when we beat the cowboys they were a spiked ball away from beating us when time ran out?


BruceChameleon

We were a spiked ball away from a hail mary from tying, which is the same thing maybe.


rangecontrol

no Chiefs news, huh?


itsmybirthday___

This is always the best weekend of football. Just enough high leverage games with good teams to not get burned out watching all of them and just enough to not feel like there’s *too* much waiting


kickersarepeople

Alec Baldwin hired scabs when all the union crew were striking over safety conditions. People defending him and sympathizing with him are brain dead. He should be in jail.


Full_Ad_9555

Crazy how all the small market teams have the future of the NFL by the chokehold with their modern QBs


2057Champs__

It’s noon and I just had a whole mimosa pitcher and a Bloody Mary and I feel AMAZING


_itsokay

congratulations on your alcoholism


mycatbruce6

Let the man live. Reddit has such a weird hate boner for alcohol.


2057Champs__

I don’t drink that much lol


itsmybirthday___

But now you gotta stay awake 9 hours for football!


DrummerGuy06

Wife and I just cancelled our Amazon Prime membership. 2-day delivery is almost non-existent nowadays, Amazon Prime shows/movies are never that great, and ultimately I'm getting a little tired of giving them money when they just jack up their rates after massive profits, which means they're just price-gouging everyone and being really greedy about it. Honestly there are dozens of other online stores that'll have the same products for the same price that aren't just Chinese knockoffs that'll break in less than a year.


CallsOnAMZN

You seem strangely bitter. Most my my items come over night, everything is way cheaper than big box stores, and nothing I've bought has been a Chinese knockoff. Maybe the dog shit bags but that's ok.


Dr_Beardface_MD

I respect that and Amazon can get fucked for lots of reasons but in LA metro at least two day is often the slower option, half the shit I order is available for next day by 8 pm.


PrelectingPizza

I'm trying to cut myself off, and it is tough. 2-day delivery is pretty good for me since I live in a biggish metro area. I do try to buy elsewhere, but everything else is more expensive and slower shipping. My Prime membership renews next September so I may just cancel it and force myself to adjust. Also, I did spend about $5,300 at Amazon last year.


itsmybirthday___

It’s weird they have the biggest upset possibilities on the same day today. Go jags and giants


ACW1129

Not sure I'd consider a divisional game an upset.


itsmybirthday___

Cmc is gonna have 275 yards from scrimmage tomorrow


ACW1129

My fantasy team for the NFL Playoff Challenge likes this. So does my Cowboys-hating side.


_itsokay

what's funny is cowboy fans thinking they actually can compete with the 9ers


Dr_Beardface_MD

Yeah but the last 30 years have humbled us old timers where this team has managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory too many times. I’ll breathe out when Purdy raises the Lombardi and not a moment before.


_itsokay

it's dak prescott lol and the cowboys coached by mike mccarthy, see you in the NFCCG


CallsOnAMZN

Parsons is gonna think Brock has a Purdy mouf


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No_Fix_476

Recently I’ve been curious what getting rid of the hard salary cap would do to the NFL…


TeddysRevenge

Kill parity


ACW1129

Would it though? When was the last time the Yankees made the World Series.


_itsokay

it must be news because chief and cowboy fans keep telling me the raiders suck


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just cut myself (accidentally)


WabbitCZEN

Last night was the best end to a day I've had in a long time. We ordered groceries and had them delivered. Everything we ordered was there, along with 3 extra bags of shit we didn't order. 90% of them were nothing but candy/sweets. Bruh. Came home from a rough day at work to bags of free candy? Fuck yeah.


freakyfastharvick

Shannon Sharpe is so annoying how does anyone like him


SaintArkweather

Sitting across from Skip Bayless can make anyone likeable in comparison


No_Glass_2430

People who think loud means intelligent


tacostonight

I had this crazy dream we lost to the giants 33-32 to some crazy ending and fans were rushing all over the field going psycho. Just posting this in case it happens.


Mr_Alex19

There's like a 30 percent chance that happens if they do lose


No_Fix_476

Fans going psycho in Philly? Seems legit


spacewalk__

they should let fans rush the field for nfl games


SaintArkweather

Get ready for the AFC championship game in SoFi where the Steelers knock off the chargers and the field is rushed by the black and yellow.


StChas77

Your unconscious mind is carrying over emotions from previous Eagles game anxieties. It's not a coincidence that the only time the Eagles trailed in Super Bowl 52, it was by a score of 33-32.


Pksoze

Security better be extremely on point that game. Eagles fans drinking all night and then losing at home to the Giants could lead to a complete fiasco.


CWcooper2

Are we ready to have the conversation that Aaron Rodgers is the most overrated QB in NFL history not named Joe Namath?


_itsokay

until he gets drunk on live tv and makes a move on suzy kolber, no


Extra-Tangelo-7320

I wouldn’t mind switching that to Russel Wilson 😏


Evie509

Now that one actually makes sense.


Guiltyjerk

Nobody ever tried to shoehorn Russ into GOAT conversations or say he was the most talented QB of all time. Lots of hyperbolic language around A-A-Ron


_itsokay

broncos country,


Extra-Tangelo-7320

The company I work for is based out of Denver. I went in the summer and that’s all they said. Went back mid season and said it. Didn’t have the same effect 😂


_itsokay

it's like trust the process for 76er fans lol aged like milk on a summer day


CWcooper2

At least he won a ring and came within a yard of a second. A bunch of things had to fall right for Rodgers to even get a shot at a ring. He’s Philip Rivers with one really lucky season


packersaremyboo

Lol are you serious? Aaron has won 4 mvps and Russ hasn’t had a single mvp vote. A great team carried him to two super bowls. He’s not even Phillip Rivers.


Evie509

Wilson was carried by a great defense. He sucks on his own.


The-Owl-that-hoots

I want some soup. Italian wedding


No_Glass_2430

The better minestrone


Pksoze

Watching the Karate Kid for the Umpteenth time and noticed something that really annoyed me... Daniel Larusso from Newark NJ is wearing a Chargers Jersey...really Danielson you ditched the Giants(or Jets) once you went to California...sad.


Lessthansubtleruse

That costume choice always read to me like his parents bought him new clothes to “fit in” and really only reinforced h being a fish out of water


JLifts780

Squatted my max from a few months a go for 2 sets of 4 and a set of 5, feeling pretty good about it. Gonna give it another month then going to give 315 another go.


Guiltyjerk

Hell yeah! What program are you following?


JLifts780

Greg Nuckols 28 free programs running the 3x per week beginner program. 3x8+ Monday, 3x6+ Wednesday, 3x4+ Friday and then every 9th week I test my maxes. This program is making my gains go up way more than stronglifts lol I highly recommend checking them out. I’m at 230, 235, 260 for each day.


Guiltyjerk

Nice, Greg is a super smart guy. I follow Catalyst Athletics weightlifting programs and rebuilding after a hernia repair


BruceChameleon

Have you listened to Stronger by Science? It's a podcast he cohosts. They go through exercise science literature.


Guiltyjerk

I peruse their website and get their emails but I listen to more weightlifting focused podcasts


BruceChameleon

Oh dope. Got a good rec?


Guiltyjerk

Weightlifting House and Philosophical Weightlifting Podcast are my favorite active Weightlifting podcasts. Also listen to Barbell Life which more general lifting and Strength and Conditioning focused


JLifts780

Absolutely, I’ve been better at figuring out where I’m failing in my squat form ever since I followed him. Also buying a proper lifting belt was a game changer lol


JesusKristo

So my team is in the playoffs and I have an interview with Harvard coming up. The combined stress is killing me. I need to quit football it's bad for my heart. But... maybe just one more season... which turns into another season after that and before I know it I'm back again, screaming at the refs.


Guiltyjerk

Faculty interview?


JesusKristo

Nah. Law school.


Guiltyjerk

Good luck!


JesusKristo

Thanks fam! You're not such a jerk, after all.


coolmanvoncool

Wtf is wrong with the [British government](https://twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/status/1616130417823825950?t=I4Owe5MvRYe9ZZvXPLs1nQ&s=19) Why would you post this


Pksoze

Really gross.


coolmanvoncool

I still think da bears should try to trade the first overall and whatever else they need to give to get DJ Moore from the Panthers


SaintArkweather

Take a page out of their beloved Ditka's book and just trade all of their picks for him


Guiltyjerk

1 for Moore and 9 would probably still be a net edge for the Panthers


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StChas77

Are... are you a hamster?


theresabeeonyourhat

They just gotta gotta be down, cause they want it all


Heel

Anyone else catch Shannon Sharpe's delicious pasta from the basketball game last night? It's hilarious. "They didn't want this smoke, Dave. They do all that talking and jockeying and I ain't about that jockeying. It started with Dillon Brooks. I said he was too small to guard LeBron. He said, 'F---' me. I said 'F---' you back. He started to come at and I said 'You don't want these problems.' And then Ja came out of nowhere talking. He definitely didn't want these problems. Then the dad came and obviously didn't want no problems. But I wanted anything they had. Don't let these fools fool you now."


JLifts780

That was fucking hilarious 😂


lovo17

Honestly though, I admire the lengths Shannon Sharpe is willing to go to defend Lebron (even if this was pretty cringy yesterday.) It feels like most of the media wants him to fail so it's nice to see that someone will keep sticking up for him.


renegadecoaster

I just got RemindMe'd of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/tj24mg/in_the_loaded_afc_at_least_5_teams_out_of_the/i1j4ih4/) 10 months ago where someone was like "here's 12 really good teams in the AFC, which ones don't make the playoffs?" and 2 of the 4 teams they didn't mention ended up making the playoffs. Shows how much we really know at the beginning of an NFL season


Seeders

Hey ChatGPT, write a short poem describing the 49ers vs the Cowboys in an epic playoff game showdown In the land of red and gold, The 49ers stood bold, Ready for battle, fierce and fierce, To take on the Cowboys, their rival fierce. With the crowd roaring, the game began, Both teams fighting for the win, The Cowboys strong, the 49ers fast, Each play intense, the tension vast. The clock ticking, the pressure high, The 49ers and Cowboys, neck and tie, But in the end, it was the 49ers who shone, Victorious, they claimed their throne. The epic showdown, now in the past, The 49ers reign, forever to last, The Cowboys left to wonder, What could have been, what was the blunder. uhh.... "fierce", but thanks for the prediction :)


Zloggt

I am once again asking for a Jags and/or Bengals win this weekend to make all the “NEUTRAL SITE!!!!” talk all for moot Will it happen? Unsure…but it would be funny…


JesusKristo

I would love a Jags-Bengals AFCCG.


Dr_Beardface_MD

Kitty Bowl, who says no?


m0ondogy

Northern folk, I got a question for you. I want real maple syrup. Ive had it a handful of times. Sometimes it sucks and others its amazing. Bad stuff was a bit watery and kinda gritty. Any brand recs that ship?


GOOD-LUCHA-THINGS

Jakeman's in Ontario (https://jakemansmaplesyrup.com/) is my vote.


austic

Canadian pure maple syrup is the best. Not sure where you are and the availability of it.


m0ondogy

I'll look into them. Shipping is key. I'm currently sun tanning on a beach surrounded by palms after our last cold front dropped us into the 60s, to give you an idea of where I live.


austic

Cold front 60’s lol. Currently 39 here and shorts and hoody. I am envious and of your palm tree and beach weather.


cocoacowstout

Vermont stuff is also exceptional, if it makes shipping easier.


Mrr_Bond

I went to the Mecum car auction last weekend, and while it was awesome as always, there's one thing there that makes me increasingly sad. I love Mustangs, and one of my biggest desires is to own a '69 V8 mustang one day. But every year we go, the average selling price of the hundreds of Mustangs there keeps going up. It's to the point where any V8 mustang going for less than 75k is in rough condition AND and terrible color. And my unicorn, the Boss 429? Forget about it, those are regularly hitting a quarter million.


broccoleet

I know I'm not the only one, but I feel cowboys/niners will be very close. The cowboys seem to match up pretty well - they create pressure well with just 4 rushers, create lots of turnovers, and have an explosive offense. This might be the game Purdy finally looks like a rookie. 24-20 cowboys.


t33po

Main problem I see is that rushing attack against the soft DAL run D. I think DAL can score 30 on the niners but end up giving up 270 yds rushing and still losing.


WabbitCZEN

I'm skeptical of the Cowboys cause that Bucs team had no business in the playoffs. They got beat soundly, yeah, but I can't say the Cowboys looked great given how bad the Bucs were.


_itsokay

O/U Dak turnovers tomorrow @ 2.5


SoftBirthdayParty

Oatmeal Raisin beats Chocolate Chip, I will die on this pebble!


TuonSucksMatLeave

Oatmeal chocolate chip >>> all


TeddysRevenge

All depends on who’s making it


Dill_Bo_Baggins

Sir Daniel le Dimes will bring home a W today


TeddysRevenge

Eggs over easy, two sausage patties, hash browns, and toast. Sometimes the simplest breakfasts are the best.


gimpisgawd

True. Breakfast foods are always a nice treat.


WabbitCZEN

Hash Browns are GOATed.


DoctorWaluigiTime

Gonna be makin' 'em in a couple days, to go with the sausage gravy + biscuits I'm making too.


Jakovaseur

I inherited my dad's entire wardrobe and there's 2 NFL T-Shirt in it, Shockey (Saints) and Ochocinco (Bengals). I know nothing about about NFL, what can you tell me about those two players ?


ProbablyAPun

Ochocinco was originally Chad Johnson, but he was number 85, so he legally changed his name to Chad Ochocinco. That's the kind of hooligan he was.


Jakovaseur

That's wild, how were people reacting to the name change ?


Competitive_Market70

Chad Ochocinco was one of the best wide receivers of the 2000's who was well known for his controversial touchdown celebrations and Jeremy Shockey was a good tight end in the early 2000's but his later years with the Saints were inconsistent and filled with injuries


pwlocke13

I can tell you your dad enjoyed some controversy. Those were both polarizing figures in separate ways. Shockey was a bad-boy type player, though he’s most known for his time on the Giants. Ochocinco (originally Chad Johnson) was a prototype diva receiver. Extremely talented, but he knew it and wasn’t shy to let you know.


Jakovaseur

Thanks for the info ! Somehow I'm not surprised


SpaldingSmails

she keeps saying "your guy Trevor...", but I just agreed he is attractive, may have said pretty but he was in college then. If he goes off today I'll never hear the end


PM_ME_URSELF

My wife makes fun of me for the way I talk about Trevor. He's damn beautiful.


PrelectingPizza

Just got back from the gym. * Forgot my headphones at home so I was raw dogging it. * I'm glad that I'm not lifting again for the next 4 days. Got to the gym, and my body was telling me "You need more rest, bro." * I've been increasing the weigh that I've been doing, but today I took a step back on weight. Just feel like I need a small break right now.


coolmanvoncool

I've seen enough Carl's lock to know you never bet against the big blue wrecking crew So I think Danny dimes is gonna pull it off


WabbitCZEN

Guy comes in wanting a recall done on his ignition coils. No biggie, right? We handle those all the time. ​ This motherfucker waited *20 years* to come get this done. Yes. The recall was issued in 2003. Final notices were sent out in 2010. I'ma laugh when warranty comes back saying the recall was closed and claims will no longer be covered.


spacewalk__

reminder that neutral sites are fucking terrible, fucking soulless, and have zero upside


Guiltyjerk

They have one kind of up$ide


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

Never ask: A woman her age A man his salary /r/lotr if a balrog has wings


Inamanlyfashion

The regulatory hurdles make it pretty much a non-starter but I would love to open a cocktail bar as a food truck.


gimpisgawd

That would be fun.


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Anyone got the feeling giants winning today


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

My family does a playoff pick 'em every year. We all picked NYG over Minnesota, but I'm the only one who picked them over Philly. So hard to beat a team 3 times


Monski616

This is a false claim. I see it over and over and it’s just not true. Teams are 15-9 when playing a team a third time. Why is this always parroted?!


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

On the surface that's damning but when a team has already beaten another twice, they're clearly the better team. A "worse" team winning, in all likelihood on the road, 1 in every 3 times isn't bad odds


pwlocke13

I think teams going for the 3-0 sweep are like 14-9, so it’s not all that hard to beat a team 3 times.


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

When you consider that if there's a regular season sweep, the sweepers (?) are clearly the better team, that isn't a bad statistic for the 9


Deadchimp234

Here's hoping.


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Still mad we lost cause of our horrible defense


Deadchimp234

No, Daniel Jones is just a God.


DadmomAngrypants

A masculine, chiseled, sexual god.


Guiltyjerk

I'm guessing we have neutral site conference championship games before the decade is over. I know they won't, but using some famous huge college stadia would be fun. At the very least I hope cities with no prayer of hosting a SB (Seattle, Charlotte, KC, GB) get a look for the CCG's


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

Why does it seem like everyone collectively forgot that Tom Brady signed a 350 million dollar deal with Fox? I'm pretty sure he's done and is going to the booth/analyst desk


ProbablyAPun

Because Tom Brady doesn't seem like a money motivated guy when it comes to playing football. To me he seems like a guy who will play until he can't find a starting spot in the league on a relatively competent team.


TrippingBearBalls

Divorces ain't cheap


JEMHADLEY16

I'd actually be glad for him. I'm not a Brady fan, but I don't hate him either. It's just time to move on. I feel the same about Rodgers...


Prophet92

Star Trek: Lower Decks is the show Velma wants to be.


BruceChameleon

Lower Decks is bar none one of my favorite comedies right now.


No_Glass_2430

A perfect combination of reverent to the source material and irreverent comedy.


harleyslayjetson

Thinking about how dad spent years not wanting to try Ethiopian. We finally manage to drag his ass to lunch at an Ethiopian place. He ate everything on his plate. All the Injera, gone fuckin demolished it


StChas77

If there was a sports bar with Ethiopean food instead of the usual wings and fries, I'd end up spending way too much money there.


Dr_Beardface_MD

It’s not Ethiopian, but holy shit finding a tapas bar that shows NFL games? It was a game changer. But it’s gone now and I’m sad.


RudeDrama2

Never had it what’s the move


Dhoomdealer

Tibs is pretty dank


harleyslayjetson

Everything on the menu is fire. Doro wot is my favorite tho


BackNBlack58

Duval i love yall anything i say during the game is just my competitive nature and i shouldn’t be held accountable for those actions


GeckoRoamin

Iowa GOP politicians are trying to [overhaul SNAP benefits in the state](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/01/20/snap-cuts-iowa-republicans-sliced-bread/11090446002/) and make it so the following foods are no longer permitted: - canned fruits and vegetables - fresh meat (only canned tuna and canned salmon) - white grains (including white bread, white rice, and non-whole wheat pasta) - refried beans - cooking oils and butter - sliced or crumbled cheese - American cheese They want people to only be just alive enough to work themselves to death.


Dr_Beardface_MD

Bro I love your state, but the assholes running it are going to make it a third world country before they’re done with it.