T O P
ariphron

Want to know why road construction takes so long? Edit /s


Sufficient_Buy_3113

No fuckin shit amigo! It’s still impressive but you ain’t kidding.


BrightLabsX

I have seen videos of roads getting rebuilt within a couple of days on internet And near my home, they have been working on the road for three weeks without no visible progress. Now i know what they are upto


bit-groin

> three weeks frickin months That's a lot of weeks freaking months, not gonna lie... Where they taking hours freaking days long breaks?


BrightLabsX

I was gonna type almost a frigging month and forgot brain of a goldfish


Thesplitter90

Ever been through a place called Oklahoma? They're never done.


newbaumturk

Given all your damn toll roads your roads should be flawless.


Thesplitter90

I just pass through, but even the toll roads are annoying.


cloudburster1111

Well paid and compensated European professionals, vs disgruntled Americans milking the clock 😂 Honestly


B_Boi04

Nah road construction can take a while over here too. The road in my neighborhood was unfinished for months, they just didn’t bother finishing it for forever


coodyscoops

In nyc im pretty sure they have been working on the fdr highway for what seems like a decades now😂


Throwaway1262020

Where? I take the FDR everyday and haven’t encountered anything


coodyscoops

Between the bronx and the upper east side… the lanes literally change every month because of the construction… its been that way for years now


Throwaway1262020

That’s the route I drive. Literally going from the upper east to the Bronx, up the FDR, to the Harlem river drive. Haven’t seen any construction on my route in the 2 years I’ve been doing it. The bruckners been a mess for the better part of a year. So is the grand central coming off the van Wyck. But FDR has been fine.


anorangeandwhitecat

I bet you lunch is beuarocratic bullshit, I worked in construction for a year and my dad has done it his whole life (you can tell by my struggle to spell whatever that word is). Often if something is held up it’s either weather, terrible engineer drawings, or they fucked up the utility placement either on the plans or where they are in the ground.


No-Neighborhood-1224

Yes! This road near my place took them 4 months to finish like wtf


wabberjockybrah

My local liquor store loves them. They been making sub sandwiches for them most of the day


Extreme_Connection42

The Big Dig enters the chat....


BlyatRasputin

Machine Gun Kellys wardrobe designer


bozemangreenthumb

Been operating equipment for 25 years. This is next to impossible, I can barely do it with my fingers.


Perfect_Gas

nothing is impossible, even the word itself says im-possible


BrightLabsX

just realized that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome... Backward it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.


D-boi1

r/Angryupvote


glaseren

This 👆 Have an upvote. That made me laugh, take my wife and kids. That made me giggle, have an upvote. That made me laugh more than it should have. Shut up and take my upvote. Take my upvote and get out. I wish I had an award to give you. Take my imaginary award. Take my award, shut up and get out. This made me laugh, have an upvote. Fuck you, and have an upvote. Fuck you, I wish I had an award to give you. Take my girlfriend, you are clearly more deserving. Take my house, you deserve it. Take my updoot. I hate you, take my upvote. r/angryupvote.


scootunit

This thread is going Erehwon


p_o_g_i_r_o

Where's that?


scootunit

Over the Range.


Wise_Tale_5835

Damn this shit bout killed me. 🤣🤣🤣


pantless_vigilante

I'm ashamed to admit that I just couldn't understand what you meant for quite a few seconds


kurtwisener

You...you magnificent son-of-a-bitch! You did it! You fixed my shit mood! Seriously bless you and yours you absolute bastard!


pie_jesu

That took me a while to get, I thought it might mean “nothing” in some other language. But it means nothing in all languages.


TEHFWPHS

I dont think its possible to survive the vaccum of space naked


ErinEvonna

I have a brother who wouldn’t be able to do this with his fingers but could probably do it with a backhoe.


himitim1

Try to say something bad about kpop on twitter and not get dead threats


Dripslobber

Agreed. 99% sure that this isn’t legit. Fork goes up and out of frame. Almost certain that what drops back down isn’t attached to the machine at all, but someone just off camera doing it


BentheBeaver_

I mean what ever did lift it up had the same corrosion stains on it. I think he actually did it. Certainly not his first attempt but he did it nonetheless.


thefunivehad

It probably takes less time with your fingers, tho


BuffaloWhip

Yahoo.com is gonna write a one paragraph story about this and the headline is going to be “Man with Parkinson’s develops groundbreaking method to thread a needle”


itsameamariobro

That’s what signal men are for.


Poopiedoopie84321

Yeah, the way they frame it, I have a hard time believing it’s real.


Emotional_Ratio_3251

Agree. I would even used a lot of tools just to insert that piece of needle into the hole and ends up nothing


HotCocoaBomb

My guess is they're of course viewing the camera on a screen in front of them so they can make the necessary small movements and see they've got the needle. Their skill is still valid ofc - I would be operating that arm like a 3yr old.


Helpinmontana

Fellow operator. It may be possible, but certainly not with that junked out loader. There’s something else afoot here.


Kaisergeo

Yeah, want to see a camera near the needle and one with a whole view of the scene


swaags

I think the jerkiness of the motion and the complete stops in between are pretty damn convincing


itsameamariobro

Exactly


dreadpiratesleepy

What exactly are your suspicions? That someone is holding the crane bucket just out of camera or something?


spacemannspliff

More that the apple and camera are on the same plane, with no time or spatial reference. Somebody could be adjusting the apple/cam stand in reference to the bucket.


Ok_Werewolf3219

If someone placed the needle on the clamp behind/beside the camera. So that person could also help guide the clamp


lookingsmoothy

Stay tuned for next week challenge, open heart surgery with an excavator!


DrVDB90

That machine has some very fine hydraulic control. Machines I've worked with would definitely not be able to do this.


ElectromechSuper

I'd assume they're electronic controls. Lever-valve controls are much harder to make fine movements with.


DrVDB90

Definitely. But still, even considering they're electronic, this is some precise hydraulic control, you could operate on a human with this machine, kinda.


Immediate-Air-8700

Thought this was my girlfriend driving this thing the way he handles a needle


Wr3k3m

No troubles finding the hole here fokes hahah.


GoldScreenLife

I’ll suck him off


itsameamariobro

Found the fortnite player


zerosuspicious

Kind of not even funny. Fortnite players are the most oppressed and ridiculed of any gaming fandom. ​ You probably didn't know, but it's getting pretty discriminatory.


Fuzzy_Engineering873

Readit


davieb22

I wouldn't have thought a JCB would be required for this kind of thing but what do I know, me and my white collar.


esotericwaffle

You clearly don't have a personal tailor for that white collar ;)


donman_

This man must be lethal at those arcade claw machines


ImVaccinated2021

bullshit


itsameamariobro

Signal man off camera…


DeathMetalandBondage

Shenanigans


DutchZ33

He probably has someone guiding him


NatsuDragnee1

My thought too haha


itsameamariobro

Yep, signal man off camera


fred661

No reverse... its just fake.... someone holds this part that looks like the track off camera


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

You know, he could just have picked up the apple, and I would have been impressed.


Curi0usMama

I don't know that I actually believe this is real.


rekab6969

No play in his ram pins. 👌


andigo

He has leakage in the hydraulic.


Ok-Understanding6667

Gahhdamn


TheMinionGamer

I never thought construction vehicles had such precision


Neo1971

A needle in an apple — just in time for Halloween!


crazytoothpaste

Halloween? Still waiting for summers


gigirendon1991

I cant even do this under normal conditions. Should definitely be an Olympic event


lostan

must be faked.


BedBugger6-9

How does the operator even see it well enough to do that? I’m calling bs


Cheap-Following5084

If you have ever actually operated a machine… I have an extremely hard time believing this one.


convictedrappist

See, I'm the opposite, I've operated hydraulics from hobby scale to medium industrial and this is well believable with a machine you know well enough. A few weeks in a machine 8 hours a day and it's an extension of your body.


Helpinmontana

I’ve ran it all with a few exceptions. Homie is 15+ feet away, unless he has a gyro synchronized set of binoculars in the cab, this stunt isn’t happening. Plus, that janky ass worn out old loader is not performing that precise a maneuver.


staffell

What a useful skill to have !


sapphicor

HOW THE HELL


Grand_Finish_8953

Damn. Life goal #1.


sneaky4oe

This is how I felt trying to solder 0.3mm leds with a 6 mm iron. (I succeeded)


yy98755

No smoking ruins your eye sight according to the clockwork orange looking decorations on packs!


sayuuuto

What are the odds that it’s reversed or something ?


therealExodus98

and i struggle on this with my bare hands


Katana_sized_banana

Ok, now do a knot.


xand3s

Oh, that's why its so hard. Never thought I would need an excavator for this I've been doing this wrong the whole time


donotgogenlty

I believe the call this "docking" Google it to be sure tho...


YharnamParksandRec

u/savevideo


BluMu0n

[Tf2 medic theme plays]


FaZeW4ffelez

bro that apple looks so clean


amac2016

Oh please we all know the difficult part of threading the needle is when you have a limp thread. He clearly cheated and used a 2nd needle. :)


unsupported

This could have been done "in reverse". Yes, even the cars in the back.


nsfwtttt

Ok I wanna share this with some friends but first I need someone to edit in Rick Astley at about 00:26


Bballfan1183

Gtfo.


georgstgeegland

Have a cigar you're gonna go far


georgstgeegland

Have a cigar you're gonna go far


ora00001

I thought he was going to pick up the apple. I would have been sufficiently impressed with that.


DeepFriedCircuits

Now THAT is skill


pfcypress

When the boss says "Hey I'm gonna run out for a min".


Responsible-Space-31

HMB


Last_Fig_1939

time to purchase perfect equipments to do the job


kryptosthedj

u/GifReversingBot


GifReversingBot

Here is your gif! https://imgur.com/NVS3Avl.gifv --- ^(I am a bot.) [^(Report an issue)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=pmdevita&subject=GifReversingBot%20Issue&message=Add a link to the gif or comment in your message%2C I%27m not always sure which request is being reported. Thanks for helping me out!)


highchimp

Ultimate claw machine


Whifflepoof

Why does this machine need this level of control? I mean, what is it doing that movements of an eighth of an inch are necessary?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lazar99x

WOW


acwls

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ui5k3j/give_this_man_a_cigar/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ui5k3j/give_this_man_a_cigar/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com) | [^(download video tiktok)](https://taksave.com)


drilosphere

Whether it’s fake or not, my dumbass thought interlocking the needles would pick up the apple somehow....


gyarnar

https://youtu.be/Zyj1K5Lyr_Y


Weasel_DB

With fuel prices what they are, this would cost me three thousand dollars to learn.


giggluigg

Pfff I can do this even without the machine


HotCocoaBomb

I am always amazed at the skill of these operators. I can't even aim a grabber in a claw machine.


AnotherDreamer1024

Come in here dear boy have a cigar, you're gone'a go far!


KG4212

Ukranian farmer? :-)


HighlandBhull

Cut Left: man holding bit of metal with thread


PretzelFlowers

What the fuck?! That is next fucking level! Skills!


leaf_holders

To thread the needle...


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

This guy knows how to find the clit.


GPSan_

They got payed by the hours


pwuk

Shirley, it's much quicker to just use yer thumb and forefinger? (cheaper too, I'll warrant)


Gabriele_Peris

They did surgery on an apple


alanboomy

Best I can do is an apple


Any-Try-2366

Watching that get lined up was almost anxiety inducing


eatenbythesun

Skillzz to pay the billzz!!!!


KnowWhatsFuckingDumb

Nice


Imaginary-Ticket-805

No way!


theeloudmouther

No way👏👏👏👏👏👏


LoganNoGloves

There’s absolutely no way someone was giving him hand signals!


jayenchi

No apples were harmed in the making of this video 🍎


Positive-Beat-872

Dude has some next level glasses to see that shit


conundrum4u2

Bob...*if you can do this*...how is it that you dumped 14 pallets yesterday?


2255443tamim

Dude u can be a heart surgeon


SILVERBACKHILL

That’s an operator I want on my team


tee_tuhm

I want to know who was communicating / signaling the move. Great teamwork.


Turt-Lee

Take this guy to the cut the rope game


Powdered-Toast_Maaan

The Trans Alaska Highway took eight months to build. I can guarantee you that none of those workers ever achieved this dubious feat.


Flimsy_Chicken_9361

This is his resume


AffectionateTennis50

Fake video. The front didn’t move when he turned at end


Professional-Gas1591

Call me crazy, but as a 3d artist, the lighting on this apple and needle don't look quite right Edit: upon closer insperctions there are reflections of the machine and shadows of it on the apple as well, so i believe it is real, just looks weird.


righteousdude32

Did that pretty easily even with loosing hydraulic pressure. Hell ya!


Dry_Ad_3974

He's faster than I am


Neosprex

He’s moving the fork by hand off screen


TheRealJokar

More accurate than my dick


SetSailForAss

Fuck that, suck that mans dick. He deserves it.


dukeofpenisland

Neurosurgeon in that vehicle.


babakushnow

The fact that it went out of the frame and came back in increases it’s likelihood of being fake , Simone holding a piece of metallic painted object with string on it .


Level_headed84

How does he even see it


3l_d3380

This guy probably wins all the stuffed animals in the claw machine.


tdewit01

So when does he sew the smiley on the Apple? Fucking weak sauce bruh


Poopy_McTurdFace

This guy should put this video on his resume, if it were possible.


Separate_Ad_8592

No fuckin way


CatDaddyJudeClaw

Do they actually need this type of accuracy with their work?


aiden_saxon

Probably reversed


__Archimedes__

yeah, they asked the traffic to drive in reverse to make it authentic.


Hiztrionic

God damn!!!


GamerBradasaurus

Grenade!


heyshugitsme

That shit is impressive


liquidthex

How would he even see what he's doing?


livestrong2109

I'm calling bullshit on this on


K1NGJAYE

I can’t even do that with my hand 🤣


Key-Mathematician116

It’s fake


RaymilesPrime

That is a delicious looking pink lady


Hugh_Jazz_Ben_Dover

This is the upside to having no sex for 11,000 days. Your level of accuracy and focus is no longer human.


OKrackles25

Why a cigar?


Frozone2020

He’s using the wrong equipment for surgery


Good-Christian-Man

"Thread the needle, thread the needle...."


trevg_123

That apple looks delicious


--EXP--

there could be a hand controlling in the other half


ZGTI61

Give the engineers that designed it a pat on the back.


Tobaccocreek

Pan out. It’s maybe, just taking a guess here, but maybe… it’s not real? I know, I know ,I know, the Internet has never lied to you yet but….


BioClone

Hey jimmy, that guy there is looking for a job... that asshole keeps saying that he used to give commands to Mars rovers in the past at NASA. That guy:


Crux_AMVS24

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ui5k3j/give_this_man_a_cigar/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ui5k3j/give_this_man_a_cigar/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com) | [^(download video tiktok)](https://taksave.com)


Altruistic-Gur9700

Yes give him a cigarette but not a promotional because that was just the complete waste of time and money of companies money


SC_Grimmajow

Reverse


HitchmaaaN

Working hard or hardly working?


pictureoverlord

This guy deserves a hundred thousand upvotes


YoloSwaggity5000

So are these guys able to do surgery with these machines?