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AscendedExtra

Get that dude free dental for life


howywood

Nah they still charged for the cleaning


mercutio1

But he got to pick TWO things from the toy chest.


fastfurlong

Hell yes. Best part of the dentist experience


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Electro_Bear

He should've shot the second one.


TheIndigoBaron

He did. Notice how he is gripping his arm as he's down on the ground and nearly collapsed while attempting to tackle the marshal. Plus, here's a news article https://remonews.com/brazileng/the-military-policeman-in-a-dentists-chair-notices-that-the-clinic-has-been-attacked-and-reacts-in-df-watch-the-video-country/


hertsphotography

I think I had a stroke whilst reading that article


CarlosAVP

All our criminal are give you jail.


sumleelumlee

I gave up after four “sentences.” I envy your resolve.


memberflex

I think I’d rather try and glean the story from the original Portuguese than read that again


Fign

Machine translation…but bad


Whoaa_Dude

Damn dawg that was the worst written article I've ever read, still appreciate the info tho!


AMC_Tendies42069

Of course it’s Brazil


MarlboroFridays

Holy fuck what a dog Shit article My brain


Flesh_A_Sketch

I just read the article, but I'm afraid all it did was raise more questions and answer none. I may need a psychiatrist after reading it.


wizard_of_awesome62

Yeah definitely looks like he shot him right as he was running up on him. Guess that's why you don't just run directly at a guy with a gun. Lesson learned, I hope.


thotdiswasanonwtf

The prosecution from the Kyle Rittenhouse trial would disagree with you


OpinionatedAussieGal

It’s different when you take a loaded gun into an unarmed crowd. You become the bad guy!


Dre512

Looks like he brought his own toy!


thelukus5

But they won’t guilt as him anymore ‘Have you been flossing?’ ‘Bitch you know I haven’t been’


itsyourmomcalling

"Well you were there the last time I flossed so...."


mindvoltz

This is Mexico City. Crime rate pretty bad


FledglingRook

It's in Brazil... but the statement is correct, pretty bad here.


parkstrasse

Off duty cop?


thegreatgatsB70

Everyone in Brazil is an off-duty cop, except the bad guys.


idiotdroid

That little kid with a red balloon? Off duty cop.


NutellaSoup

Old lady with the alligator purse? Off duty cop.


emlgsh

Alligator purse? Believe it or not, off-duty cop.


HmGrwnSnc1984

That Brazilian three-banded armadillo? Off duty cop.


Big_Dick_No_Brain

Lady with baby in pram, off duty cop, not the lady, the baby is the off duty cop.


NhylX

The clown in the sewer? Off duty cop.


youthfulnegativity

If they ignore you, they're a cop


sculder17

It turns out that most beautiful women are cops


Mossified4

\*including (fixed it for you)


hectah

Those are laid off cops.


xLoLoco

Yes


TheWalkingDead91

Lol damn…I feel like with as many of these types of videos I’ve seen from there….basically every robber would be wise to just never rob anyone who isn’t on the job and alone 😂 it’s like every other by stander is an armed off duty cop


bmwsoldatome

Wonder if any robbers have ever robbed a robber and how do they report that?


jEsTsBaCk

How you know?


FledglingRook

It passed on the local news here, the cop was interviewd by them.


Atanar

Tryint to tackle someone with a knife was pretty close to having free dental for the rest of his life right there.


Aaron_77777

That would cost more than being looted.


cgarcusm

That was probably his crowning achievement.


opelok

Now he’s been in-dentured into their hall of fame


aussie_punmaster

Well drilled and see how he braces for impact.


thomport

Filling his dreams


Rawesome16

Get this redditor an award people! Love the pun


MilwauKyle

How bout a nice plaque


-usernamewitheld-

He had great weapon control. He waited until he saw the whites of their teeth before engaging. Clutching victory from the *jaws* of defeat...


I_am_That_Ian_Power

They did leave a nice impression


SixStringSuperfly

He fought tooth and nail


q-0_

"So anyway, can I schedule on a Wednesday instead of a Thursday in 6 months?"


picturepath

Dentist proceeded to charge him $3k for the dental work


TheHotChocolate-Gent

It would be hard for me to hold back once I turned the tables. I hate thieves


GavInChaos

Serves those little shits right… and who robs a DENTIST???


Gwiz84

They probably thought they were a couple of geniuses robbing a dentist. After all "who robs a dentist right? No one will see it coming!".


stoney4the2bear0

It's probably for nitrous oxide to sell. People LOVE that shit, and dentists use the hell out of it.


SmallGuyOwnz

Maybe they just thought about it after the last time they had to pay a dentist bill lol


stoney4the2bear0

Yeah. I had a bad chipped tooth once and it was gonna be like 800 dollars or so to fix it with my insurance so I said fuck it, got anbesol and pulled that fucker. I was broke at the time and healthcare sucks in my area.


Separate_Key_315

That’s sad, my friend.


Y0u_stupid_cunt

Another victory for capitalism /s


Shish_Style

More like corporate oligarchy, US style.


sksauter

I hope this isn't true because performing an extraction on yourself, even IF you are an actual dentist, is a terrible idea. Really hope you get lucky and don't have complications from this, including shifting teeth, infection, etc. The tooth may not have needed to be pulled (unless you saw the dentist and that's where you got the recommendation). Please look into maintaining a HSA for potential future medical issues!


stoney4the2bear0

It is, unfortunately, and I try my best to take care of it. This happened like 7 years ago and I haven't had any problems yet. That is what the dentist recommended. I live in southern Appalachia and it is a common enough thing here to do this. I've dug out ingrown toenails also, and my dad cut out a cyst on his face with a pocket knife. All this sounds super stereotypical as I'm typing this, but thems the facts. 🤷


PanthraxIV

There's nothing more american than performing medical procedures on yourself while the politicians that happily let this happen fight to keep it this way, while receiving excellent insurance through their government job, on top of the great salary they make.


stoney4the2bear0

Yeeeaaaahhhhh and people keep voting for them because nobody can think for themselves. They only do what the man on the talking box tells them to do.


Krynn71

Someone will probably quote this story and be like "this is what socialist healthcare will look like" un-ironically without realizing it's what healthcare looks like for the poor under capitalism.


majin_river

Yeah I’m from Southern Kentucky and I know all kinds of people that have had to pull their own teeth out. No one I know regularly goes to doctors/dentists because none of us can afford it lol


GrandMasterFuji

What the fuck? Even medium tier countries have access to medical care for stuff like that


pblol

I got my wisdom teeth out around 22. Since then I've either had shitty service jobs or been in graduate school. I'm 33 and been to the dentist maybe twice since, because they advertised a cheap cleaning for new patients. It's so expensive that I don't even consider it as an option. It's like someone asking why I don't take a vacation to Bali.


majin_river

My area is insane. My best friend growing up had a hole in the side of his house so big a car could drive through. Never had the money to fix it and we just thought it was normal. It’s an entirely different world out here than anywhere else. My town had 1 cop for like 10+ years and the town beside us didn’t even have one.


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You can just buy it from the store. It's not a controlled substance. Shit, you can buy it from amazon. Their "frequently bought together" is the chargers, the dispenser and balloon. Because bakers love brightening up the kitchen with balloons? https://i.imgur.com/wdP2XIn.png


osmlol

Not that I know, but try to get medical grade. Food grade works fine but has a Wierd after taste and seems more oily residue is left. Again not that I know.


QueasyVictory

AirGas (the largest producer of nitrous in the country) has its MSDS and spec sheets online. Food grade nitrous has a higher purity than medical grade, not that it's relevant as both are >99.9%. Just a readily available factoid. After taste, you must be talking bout the company that makes mint flavor whipped cream chargers.


ontopofyourmom

In the us you have to jump through hoops if you want to get a large refillable tank. The little cartridges add up.


QueasyVictory

It's incredibly easy to get in the NE US. There is a distributor in Philadelphia that is known for it. Google "Nitrous Mafia" and you'll see some degenerates that travel the country selling balloons at festivals and jam band shows.


PMYourTitsIfNotRacst

Nitrous oxide is not (usually) used in Mexico (note CDMX in the video, likely indicating this in Mexico City)


Magnetari

This is Brazil


edudlive

Nitrous isnt hard to get or illegal in most places. It's also not expensive. They were looking for pharmaceuticals


thomassowellistheman

"all right, Honey Bunny"...


imthepizzastrangler

BITCH, BE COOL!


Snoo_84586

Chill that fuckin' bitch out!


pete_ape

were the robber's names Ringo and Honey Bunny?


still_oblivious

If they didn’t want anybody to see that coming they should’ve robbed an optometrist


lukulele90

I saw a movie once(don’t remember what) that stated “Dentist keep gold on hand for crowns and shit”. Maybe they saw that movie too.


Traditional-Panda482

They probably wanted drugs. I can’t imagine dentists would have cash


DiscoDvck

You mean your dentist doesn’t strictly deal with cash?


Wannabkate

Lol it's all digital payment


Dufresne85

Definitely either drugs, nitrous, or they were hoping to get some gold. Not a lot of dentists keep medications or gold on site anymore.


definitely_Humanx

Well in Mexico city dentist have fairly decent incomes but also equipment it's really expensive and it's a pretty huge market for cheap stolen equipment


DrestinBlack

Brazil, like where this occurred, also


diegggs94

Video says CDMX: Ciudad De Mexico


DrestinBlack

It’s inaccurate. It’s Ceilândia, Distrito Federal (DF)


joseaof

Did you see it on the newa or something? Cause P. D. M CDMX is Puesto De Mando Ciudad de México, it's a mexican Twitter account.


KillKopis

actually, yes. [in this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ConvenientCop/comments/qshkjo/brazil_police_officer_reacts_to_robbery_during/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share), it is in a news format saying that it happened in DF, Distrito Federal edit: [The story (written in portuguese)](https://diariodoestadogo.com.br/video-policial-que-fazia-tratamento-de-dente-impede-assalto-no-df-133061/)


Return_to_Monke69420

They thought this is where the tooth fairy keeps the cash stacked up


KocaKolaKlassic

One way or another, they are about to get a cavity search


rah-rah_Wisconsin

In Capitalist America, dentist rob you!


poppcorrn

Opioids. You can get good shit at a dintest. Laughing gas. Numbing meds. Pain meds


BetaRayBlu

My dentist robs me several times a year


MananaMoola

And he did it all while shouting command "Gith dowth on th' groundth! Thon't fthuckin' moof!"


rdmxcn

r/angryupvote god damnit


Seanbfyeezy

*goth damnit


Rooster_Ties

r/angryupvothe


UrartuQueen

i hate all of you


I___________

That makes him all the more terrifying. It’s how mike Tyson intimidated his opponents


Jukeboxshapiro

Thtay sthraped or get clappthd


toigz

Worth noting whatever teeth he had were white af


evil_lurker

Saw "happy ending" in the title and was expecting a different video entirely.


Ironrunner16

That's right where's my happy ending 🍿


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mindfungus

🍆 🦷 🩸


Mycabbages0929

Oh god


cheesymoonshadow

Username... checks out?


tfbillc

Someone’s about to get drilled in the mouth


Ponk_Bonk

When was the last time your porn involved actual real life people? Just curious


randomnormalregrets

Sounds like a worthy question on r/AskReddit


AshTreex3

Same. I was like, “are the muggers going to give him a handjob or..”


Brushatti

Interesting how this guy gets up from laying down with the mugger standing above him with a butcher knife. I guess these robbers didn’t really wanna hurt anyone…like how tf did the robber not just start stabbing tf out of him as he’s getting up


JustDaveyBoyy

Most criminals want victims, not fights. A robber isn't necessarily a murderer. They think, "I have a big knife, no one will fight back." Then when they fight back, the bad guy doesn't know what to do. Stabbing someone is not easy (mentally) even for thieves. However, the good guy is very lucky that THESE thieves weren't killers, because you are right; the good guy made a risky play. You'll notice, too, that the good guy could have morally and legally shot both those men, but did not. Killing is not an easy thing, thankfully. Glad everything turned out alright here. Edit: Good guy DID shoot one in the arm, but the point still remains!


Mr3cto

Pretty sure you were 100% correct. Dude wasn’t even holding the knife right to actually fight with it if he had to. Only time the way he held the knife MAY have helped was while he was standing over the dude in the chairs he gripped it like Michael Myers the entire time, blade toward him point down. Other than holding it so far from his body that’s how you safely carry a knife (it commercial kitchens) knife at your side, blade facing back point down. You hold the knife blade out, cocked slightly with the top going to yoke side. Stabbing with a knife hurts but is very local- better to slash from hip to shoulder or vice versa. even a not that deep cut will buy you time to do something else


ghostinthelatrine

This guy knifes


Mr3cto

Lol nah, I’m a chef (pretty sure that’s a 12-14 inch choice brand chefs knife). I am just aware of how to hold a knife to work, how to hold a knife to move about the kitchen safely and I’m also aware of how to fight with a knife. Guy in the video either didn’t know how or was NOT confident in holding a knife. It’s easy to tell (in person) when someone is not comfy holding and using sharp objects. That fear is what’ll get you hurt faster than a knife tho. It’s a tool that only does what YOU tell it to


santyrc114

TIL being a chef makes you know how to fight with a knife


BishmillahPlease

Wtf do you think they do when it’s slow up front?


wolfsplosion

Real life fruit ninja


scaylos1

Don't even need to be a full blown chef. A decent line cook knows how to cut things that they want to cut and not cut things that they don't. Add to that the fact that commercial kitchens are pretty dangerous places with lots of possible slipping hazards from deep-fat fryers, woks, etc, and have flames in places that can really mess you up like gas stoves or salamander broilers. Yet another layer on top of this is that drug use is endemic in the food service industry, it might vary between kitchens and/or regions, but weed, pills, and coke are not uncommon. Everyone in every kitchen that I worked at when I was in the industry was stoned out of their gourd through 1/2 of the dinner rushes and 9/10 times by the end of shift. So, to summarize, you have an industry of people who have to work quickly, with sharp knives, in a hazardous environment, and they have to know how to do this safely and deliver high enough quality even under the influence of one or more drugs. They really don't get taken seriously enough or get compensated nearly what they deserve for the shit that they put up with.


TheHighestHobo

I have also worked in kitchens a ton and I had the same thought about the mugger wielding his knife like he was afraid of it.


SpinDoctor8517

He did shoot one of them in the arm according to the news article linked in another comment


JustDaveyBoyy

Well, it was certainly justified!


impulsekash

If they put up a fight that means 1)they are going to get hurt and 2) they are going to get hurt and leave empty handed 3)they are going to get hurt, leave empty handed and possibly caught. This why most house robberies happen during the day, when no one is home.


deweythesecond

Was thinking that!


Minimum_Date5117

Thanks. As if I weren't scared of the dentist enough. No I got to worry about this shit happening too


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Where is your dentist office??


timcarpet

East LA…


starrpamph

rip


SignificantGiraffe5

Statistically you're extremely unlikely to be in this situation. More likely to get pickpocketed. Or having your house burgled. :)


West-Opinion1967

Me too. Is there no decent folk around to rob anymore?


macch82

Brazilian off duty cop


netmiss

Yes, he does seem to have training, maybe police or army. [Correction: it's Brazil]


tobaknowsss

There is someone here who is claiming it wasn't Mexico but Brazil and they shared a link to the news story so it appears you are incorrect here.. [https://remonews.com/brazileng/the-military-policeman-in-a-dentists-chair-notices-that-the-clinic-has-been-attacked-and-reacts-in-df-watch-the-video-country/](https://remonews.com/brazileng/the-military-policeman-in-a-dentists-chair-notices-that-the-clinic-has-been-attacked-and-reacts-in-df-watch-the-video-country/)


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Odd, then why does the watermark say CDMX? The way people shorten Ciudad de México?


xtracto

Apparently it was in Brazil's Distrito Federal (DF) ... Mexico City used to be called that before. Maybe someone ignorant saw DF and thought it was CMDX?


netmiss

Yes, the watermark is wrong


FledglingRook

Is that a meme? Cause its in DF (Distrito Federal), Brazil.


neopariah

It’s such a meme, there’s a subreddit for it: /r/offdutybraziliancop


supernimbus

Has to be, civilians can’t legally carry guns/guns are essentially impossible to obtain for your average citizen. Which of course I find fucking hilarious considering how many gun related deaths there are in Mexico per year.


PanOmnist

And Brazil is known for its citizens legendary respect for the law after all.


bhlazy

Lol. Substitute Mexico for any major metro city - Chicago, Los Angeles, Baltimore, DC… Well its not impossible, but damn near to get the permit to legally carry..


Jeffy29

Everyone in Brazil is an off duty cop, even the robbers.


steelcojones

Brazil https://remonews.com/brazileng/the-military-policeman-in-a-dentists-chair-notices-that-the-clinic-has-been-attacked-and-reacts-in-df-watch-the-video-country/


stuntobor

BRAZILLIAN OFF DUTY COP Is there a sub for these yet? Because - I'm assuming there is.


mrsquareguy

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


contextual_somebody

r/offdutybraziliancop


Meow_Meow_Meow_Mew

Who the fuck robs a dentist office?


mrtdsp

In Brazil, medical professionals in general only accept cash payments so they can hide part of their money from the government and don’t pay as much taxes as they should. That’s probably why they chose a dentist to rob


HighTurning

Ah I see, that's done here, medical care is expensive, dude's make a bank and they only accept cash or charge extra for cards.


soyTegucigalpa

Junkies


steadyboost

In mother Russia, patient not scared of dentist, dentist scare of patient.


Trash_Gxd

He carries the gun with him incase the dentist tries anything funny


Altruistic-Brush-292

Mexico City?


FledglingRook

No, Brazil.


landoxxx

Actually it's Brazil, it happened in Distrito Federal, an State of Brazil


Batarang-Force

Isn't it always Brazil?


AnnaTheBlueRogue

You'd think since it says CDMX, but people link to articles claiming it's from Brazil


AlSwearenagain

Shoot the first one you won't have a dangerous struggle with the second one. Just saying. That's a big fucking knife. When it's time to pull the gun out it's no longer time to brandish, it's time to shoot. He's lucky the first one didn't get up and help his buddy with that knife.


The_Starter_Captain

Police officers generally do not do this. They aren't John Wick.


ripstep1

And generally people who attempted to get up when a guy has a giant knife on their back would have died


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Buffalocolt18

You're right, I was expecting the first guy to get back up when the second perp rushes the concealed carrier. It's probable that stopping the first threat would've been the better choice.


Durutti1936

CC is a thing.


Acceptable-Trouble77

I just read happy ending… dentist office and clicked.


OMGhowcouldthisbe

they should pull some teeth as a punishment and reminder


omfgitsangelo

God damn Anti Dentite bastards


Saul_Teaload

Next thing you know, you'll be saying "they should have their own schools"


PapaChonson

AND THIS IS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO ALLOW THE FREEDOM OF CONCEALED CARRY MFERS WILL START TO REALIZE ITS NOT WORTH IT IF ANYONE COULD HAVE A GUN TO DEFEND THEMSELVES. That man is a fucking hero!


Shut-up-idiots

**No. For every defensive usage there are 90+ criminal gun uses.** Firearms empower criminality and limit democracy Ban ALL guns TAKE ALL GUNS Try and resist as it happens you weak pussy coward bitch.


BenBallerrr

Although you typed in caps im not sure why youre being downvoted, because you are correct.


Lightweight125

I didn't downvote, but I think the grey line is do you think EVERYBODY should be able to conceal and carry? This guy is obviously trained and the best case scenario. I would not trust most of the people I know in a situation like this. Blanket statements of give everyone guns to lower crime are stupid.


TossZergImba

Yep, crime never happens if everyone is armed. Like in the old west when everyone had a gun. Errr, wait...


kirsion

/r/ItHadToBeBrazil


BritishMan100

Those scum deserve to die


NFLfan72

But they were good kids. Just misunderstood. And bullied so all this is justified.


thomassowellistheman

they were probably "mostly peaceful".


FamilyGuy64

He was a good boy, a very good boy.


vilidj_idjit

Really wish this was how every mugging, robbery etc. ended... fucking piece of shit criminals whining and begging for their pathetic, worthless life.


LickMyBumm

I would’ve just strapped them in that chair and told the dentist to pull out all their teeth


ToneThugsNHarmony

Brazil or florida?


53bastian

Brazil


swank401

Brought a knife to a gun fight


420Frozone

***PUTH YO HANTH O THU THUCKING GROUN!!!!***


The_Zenkler

Fuck those guys.


B_Huij

This dude got super lucky twice. I carry a gun too but the time to use it way before he pulled it out. If I get to the point where there’s a guy on top of me with a knife, then that guy gets to have my worthless wallet.


ART835

Better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.


TaySantos89

Tem cara de brasileiro kkk


Elgransancho4

Idk how ppl don’t just put a couple in these bastards kneecaps?


takeshi333

Sorry but if I had a gun and saw some dude walking around with a kitchen knife, I’m just cappin their ass and getting back to my root canal.


iamcasensitive

What kinda trash heap mugs a dentist???