By - netmiss
Get that dude free dental for life
Nah they still charged for the cleaning
But he got to pick TWO things from the toy chest.
Hell yes. Best part of the dentist experience
He should've shot the second one.
He did. Notice how he is gripping his arm as he's down on the ground and nearly collapsed while attempting to tackle the marshal. Plus, here's a news article
I think I had a stroke whilst reading that article
All our criminal are give you jail.
I gave up after four “sentences.” I envy your resolve.
I think I’d rather try and glean the story from the original Portuguese than read that again
Machine translation…but bad
Damn dawg that was the worst written article I've ever read, still appreciate the info tho!
Of course it’s Brazil
Holy fuck what a dog
I just read the article, but I'm afraid all it did was raise more questions and answer none. I may need a psychiatrist after reading it.
Yeah definitely looks like he shot him right as he was running up on him. Guess that's why you don't just run directly at a guy with a gun. Lesson learned, I hope.
The prosecution from the Kyle Rittenhouse trial would disagree with you
It’s different when you take a loaded gun into an unarmed crowd. You become the bad guy!
Looks like he brought his own toy!
But they won’t guilt as him anymore
‘Have you been flossing?’
‘Bitch you know I haven’t been’
"Well you were there the last time I flossed so...."
This is Mexico City. Crime rate pretty bad
It's in Brazil... but the statement is correct, pretty bad here.
Off duty cop?
Everyone in Brazil is an off-duty cop, except the bad guys.
That little kid with a red balloon? Off duty cop.
Old lady with the alligator purse? Off duty cop.
Alligator purse? Believe it or not, off-duty cop.
That Brazilian three-banded armadillo? Off duty cop.
Lady with baby in pram, off duty cop, not the lady, the baby is the off duty cop.
The clown in the sewer? Off duty cop.
If they ignore you, they're a cop
It turns out that most beautiful women are cops
\*including (fixed it for you)
Those are laid off cops.
Lol damn…I feel like with as many of these types of videos I’ve seen from there….basically every robber would be wise to just never rob anyone who isn’t on the job and alone 😂 it’s like every other by stander is an armed off duty cop
Wonder if any robbers have ever robbed a robber and how do they report that?
How you know?
It passed on the local news here, the cop was interviewd by them.
Tryint to tackle someone with a knife was pretty close to having free dental for the rest of his life right there.
That would cost more than being looted.
That was probably his crowning achievement.
Now he’s been in-dentured into their hall of fame
Well drilled and see how he braces for impact.
Filling his dreams
Get this redditor an award people! Love the pun
How bout a nice plaque
He had great weapon control. He waited until he saw the whites of their teeth before engaging.
Clutching victory from the *jaws* of defeat...
They did leave a nice impression
He fought tooth and nail
"So anyway, can I schedule on a Wednesday instead of a Thursday in 6 months?"
Dentist proceeded to charge him $3k for the dental work
It would be hard for me to hold back once I turned the tables. I hate thieves
Serves those little shits right… and who robs a DENTIST???
They probably thought they were a couple of geniuses robbing a dentist. After all "who robs a dentist right? No one will see it coming!".
It's probably for nitrous oxide to sell. People LOVE that shit, and dentists use the hell out of it.
Maybe they just thought about it after the last time they had to pay a dentist bill lol
Yeah. I had a bad chipped tooth once and it was gonna be like 800 dollars or so to fix it with my insurance so I said fuck it, got anbesol and pulled that fucker. I was broke at the time and healthcare sucks in my area.
That’s sad, my friend.
Another victory for capitalism /s
More like corporate oligarchy, US style.
I hope this isn't true because performing an extraction on yourself, even IF you are an actual dentist, is a terrible idea. Really hope you get lucky and don't have complications from this, including shifting teeth, infection, etc. The tooth may not have needed to be pulled (unless you saw the dentist and that's where you got the recommendation). Please look into maintaining a HSA for potential future medical issues!
It is, unfortunately, and I try my best to take care of it. This happened like 7 years ago and I haven't had any problems yet. That is what the dentist recommended. I live in southern Appalachia and it is a common enough thing here to do this. I've dug out ingrown toenails also, and my dad cut out a cyst on his face with a pocket knife. All this sounds super stereotypical as I'm typing this, but thems the facts. 🤷
There's nothing more american than performing medical procedures on yourself while the politicians that happily let this happen fight to keep it this way, while receiving excellent insurance through their government job, on top of the great salary they make.
Yeeeaaaahhhhh and people keep voting for them because nobody can think for themselves. They only do what the man on the talking box tells them to do.
Someone will probably quote this story and be like "this is what socialist healthcare will look like" un-ironically without realizing it's what healthcare looks like for the poor under capitalism.
Yeah I’m from Southern Kentucky and I know all kinds of people that have had to pull their own teeth out. No one I know regularly goes to doctors/dentists because none of us can afford it lol
What the fuck? Even medium tier countries have access to medical care for stuff like that
I got my wisdom teeth out around 22. Since then I've either had shitty service jobs or been in graduate school. I'm 33 and been to the dentist maybe twice since, because they advertised a cheap cleaning for new patients. It's so expensive that I don't even consider it as an option. It's like someone asking why I don't take a vacation to Bali.
My area is insane. My best friend growing up had a hole in the side of his house so big a car could drive through. Never had the money to fix it and we just thought it was normal. It’s an entirely different world out here than anywhere else. My town had 1 cop for like 10+ years and the town beside us didn’t even have one.
You can just buy it from the store. It's not a controlled substance. Shit, you can buy it from amazon. Their "frequently bought together" is the chargers, the dispenser and balloon. Because bakers love brightening up the kitchen with balloons? https://i.imgur.com/wdP2XIn.png
Not that I know, but try to get medical grade. Food grade works fine but has a Wierd after taste and seems more oily residue is left.
Again not that I know.
AirGas (the largest producer of nitrous in the country) has its MSDS and spec sheets online. Food grade nitrous has a higher purity than medical grade, not that it's relevant as both are >99.9%. Just a readily available factoid. After taste, you must be talking bout the company that makes mint flavor whipped cream chargers.
In the us you have to jump through hoops if you want to get a large refillable tank. The little cartridges add up.
It's incredibly easy to get in the NE US. There is a distributor in Philadelphia that is known for it. Google "Nitrous Mafia" and you'll see some degenerates that travel the country selling balloons at festivals and jam band shows.
Nitrous oxide is not (usually) used in Mexico (note CDMX in the video, likely indicating this in Mexico City)
This is Brazil
Nitrous isnt hard to get or illegal in most places. It's also not expensive. They were looking for pharmaceuticals
"all right, Honey Bunny"...
BITCH, BE COOL!
Chill that fuckin' bitch out!
were the robber's names Ringo and Honey Bunny?
If they didn’t want anybody to see that coming they should’ve robbed an optometrist
I saw a movie once(don’t remember what) that stated “Dentist keep gold on hand for crowns and shit”. Maybe they saw that movie too.
They probably wanted drugs. I can’t imagine dentists would have cash
You mean your dentist doesn’t strictly deal with cash?
Lol it's all digital payment
Definitely either drugs, nitrous, or they were hoping to get some gold. Not a lot of dentists keep medications or gold on site anymore.
Well in Mexico city dentist have fairly decent incomes but also equipment it's really expensive and it's a pretty huge market for cheap stolen equipment
Brazil, like where this occurred, also
Video says CDMX: Ciudad De Mexico
It’s inaccurate. It’s Ceilândia, Distrito Federal (DF)
Did you see it on the newa or something? Cause P. D. M CDMX is Puesto De Mando Ciudad de México, it's a mexican Twitter account.
actually, yes. [in this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ConvenientCop/comments/qshkjo/brazil_police_officer_reacts_to_robbery_during/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share), it is in a news format saying that it happened in DF, Distrito Federal
edit: [The story (written in portuguese)](https://diariodoestadogo.com.br/video-policial-que-fazia-tratamento-de-dente-impede-assalto-no-df-133061/)
They thought this is where the tooth fairy keeps the cash stacked up
One way or another, they are about to get a cavity search
In Capitalist America, dentist rob you!
You can get good shit at a dintest. Laughing gas. Numbing meds. Pain meds
My dentist robs me several times a year
And he did it all while shouting command "Gith dowth on th' groundth! Thon't fthuckin' moof!"
r/angryupvote god damnit
i hate all of you
That makes him all
the more terrifying. It’s how mike Tyson intimidated his opponents
Thtay sthraped or get clappthd
Worth noting whatever teeth he had were white af
Saw "happy ending" in the title and was expecting a different video entirely.
That's right where's my happy ending 🍿
🍆 🦷 🩸
Username... checks out?
Someone’s about to get drilled in the mouth
When was the last time your porn involved actual real life people? Just curious
Sounds like a worthy question on r/AskReddit
Same. I was like, “are the muggers going to give him a handjob or..”
Interesting how this guy gets up from laying down with the mugger standing above him with a butcher knife. I guess these robbers didn’t really wanna hurt anyone…like how tf did the robber not just start stabbing tf out of him as he’s getting up
Most criminals want victims, not fights. A robber isn't necessarily a murderer. They think, "I have a big knife, no one will fight back." Then when they fight back, the bad guy doesn't know what to do.
Stabbing someone is not easy (mentally) even for thieves. However, the good guy is very lucky that THESE thieves weren't killers, because you are right; the good guy made a risky play.
You'll notice, too, that the good guy could have morally and legally shot both those men, but did not. Killing is not an easy thing, thankfully. Glad everything turned out alright here.
Edit: Good guy DID shoot one in the arm, but the point still remains!
Pretty sure you were 100% correct. Dude wasn’t even holding the knife right to actually fight with it if he had to. Only time the way he held the knife MAY have helped was while he was standing over the dude in the chairs he gripped it like Michael Myers the entire time, blade toward him point down. Other than holding it so far from his body that’s how you safely carry a knife (it commercial kitchens) knife at your side, blade facing back point down. You hold the knife blade out, cocked slightly with the top going to yoke side. Stabbing with a knife hurts but is very local- better to slash from hip to shoulder or vice versa. even a not that deep cut will buy you time to do something else
This guy knifes
Lol nah, I’m a chef (pretty sure that’s a 12-14 inch choice brand chefs knife). I am just aware of how to hold a knife to work, how to hold a knife to move about the kitchen safely and I’m also aware of how to fight with a knife. Guy in the video either didn’t know how or was NOT confident in holding a knife. It’s easy to tell (in person) when someone is not comfy holding and using sharp objects. That fear is what’ll get you hurt faster than a knife tho. It’s a tool that only does what YOU tell it to
TIL being a chef makes you know how to fight with a knife
Wtf do you think they do when it’s slow up front?
Real life fruit ninja
Don't even need to be a full blown chef. A decent line cook knows how to cut things that they want to cut and not cut things that they don't. Add to that the fact that commercial kitchens are pretty dangerous places with lots of possible slipping hazards from deep-fat fryers, woks, etc, and have flames in places that can really mess you up like gas stoves or salamander broilers.
Yet another layer on top of this is that drug use is endemic in the food service industry, it might vary between kitchens and/or regions, but weed, pills, and coke are not uncommon. Everyone in every kitchen that I worked at when I was in the industry was stoned out of their gourd through 1/2 of the dinner rushes and 9/10 times by the end of shift.
So, to summarize, you have an industry of people who have to work quickly, with sharp knives, in a hazardous environment, and they have to know how to do this safely and deliver high enough quality even under the influence of one or more drugs. They really don't get taken seriously enough or get compensated nearly what they deserve for the shit that they put up with.
I have also worked in kitchens a ton and I had the same thought about the mugger wielding his knife like he was afraid of it.
He did shoot one of them in the arm according to the news article linked in another comment
Well, it was certainly justified!
If they put up a fight that means 1)they are going to get hurt and 2) they are going to get hurt and leave empty handed 3)they are going to get hurt, leave empty handed and possibly caught. This why most house robberies happen during the day, when no one is home.
Was thinking that!
Thanks. As if I weren't scared of the dentist enough.
No I got to worry about this shit happening too
Where is your dentist office??
Statistically you're extremely unlikely to be in this situation.
More likely to get pickpocketed.
Or having your house burgled.
Me too. Is there no decent folk around to rob anymore?
Brazilian off duty cop
Yes, he does seem to have training, maybe police or army. [Correction: it's Brazil]
There is someone here who is claiming it wasn't Mexico but Brazil and they shared a link to the news story so it appears you are incorrect here..
Odd, then why does the watermark say CDMX? The way people shorten Ciudad de México?
Apparently it was in Brazil's Distrito Federal (DF) ... Mexico City used to be called that before. Maybe someone ignorant saw DF and thought it was CMDX?
Yes, the watermark is wrong
Is that a meme? Cause its in DF (Distrito Federal), Brazil.
It’s such a meme, there’s a subreddit for it: /r/offdutybraziliancop
Has to be, civilians can’t legally carry guns/guns are essentially impossible to obtain for your average citizen.
Which of course I find fucking hilarious considering how many gun related deaths there are in Mexico per year.
And Brazil is known for its citizens legendary respect for the law after all.
Lol. Substitute Mexico for any major metro city - Chicago, Los Angeles, Baltimore, DC…
Well its not impossible, but damn near to get the permit to legally carry..
Everyone in Brazil is an off duty cop, even the robbers.
BRAZILLIAN OFF DUTY COP
Is there a sub for these yet? Because - I'm assuming there is.
Who the fuck robs a dentist office?
In Brazil, medical professionals in general only accept cash payments so they can hide part of their money from the government and don’t pay as much taxes as they should. That’s probably why they chose a dentist to rob
Ah I see, that's done here, medical care is expensive, dude's make a bank and they only accept cash or charge extra for cards.
In mother Russia, patient not scared of dentist, dentist scare of patient.
He carries the gun with him incase the dentist tries anything funny
Actually it's Brazil, it happened in Distrito Federal, an State of Brazil
Isn't it always Brazil?
You'd think since it says CDMX, but people link to articles claiming it's from Brazil
Shoot the first one you won't have a dangerous struggle with the second one. Just saying. That's a big fucking knife. When it's time to pull the gun out it's no longer time to brandish, it's time to shoot. He's lucky the first one didn't get up and help his buddy with that knife.
Police officers generally do not do this. They aren't John Wick.
And generally people who attempted to get up when a guy has a giant knife on their back would have died
You're right, I was expecting the first guy to get back up when the second perp rushes the concealed carrier. It's probable that stopping the first threat would've been the better choice.
CC is a thing.
I just read happy ending… dentist office and clicked.
they should pull some teeth as a punishment and reminder
God damn Anti Dentite bastards
Next thing you know, you'll be saying "they should have their own schools"
AND THIS IS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO ALLOW THE FREEDOM OF CONCEALED CARRY
MFERS WILL START TO REALIZE ITS NOT WORTH IT IF ANYONE COULD HAVE A GUN TO DEFEND THEMSELVES. That man is a fucking hero!
**No. For every defensive usage there are 90+ criminal gun uses.**
Firearms empower criminality and limit democracy
Ban ALL guns
TAKE ALL GUNS
Try and resist as it happens you weak pussy coward bitch.
Although you typed in caps im not sure why youre being downvoted, because you are correct.
I didn't downvote, but I think the grey line is do you think EVERYBODY should be able to conceal and carry? This guy is obviously trained and the best case scenario. I would not trust most of the people I know in a situation like this. Blanket statements of give everyone guns to lower crime are stupid.
Yep, crime never happens if everyone is armed. Like in the old west when everyone had a gun.
Those scum deserve to die
But they were good kids. Just misunderstood. And bullied so all this is justified.
they were probably "mostly peaceful".
He was a good boy, a very good boy.
Really wish this was how every mugging, robbery etc. ended... fucking piece of shit criminals whining and begging for their pathetic, worthless life.
I would’ve just strapped them in that chair and told the dentist to pull out all their teeth
Brazil or florida?
Brought a knife to a gun fight
***PUTH YO HANTH O THU THUCKING GROUN!!!!***
Fuck those guys.
This dude got super lucky twice. I carry a gun too but the time to use it way before he pulled it out. If I get to the point where there’s a guy on top of me with a knife, then that guy gets to have my worthless wallet.
Better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
Tem cara de brasileiro kkk
Idk how ppl don’t just put a couple in these bastards kneecaps?
Sorry but if I had a gun and saw some dude walking around with a kitchen knife, I’m just cappin their ass and getting back to my root canal.
What kinda trash heap mugs a dentist???