They put a trampoline in the sky
By - kawaboonga00
Ive fallen off enough trampolines to know this is a fantastically bad idea lol
“It seemed like a good idea at the time.”
*“It seemed like a good idea at the AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa......."
if it were perfectly cut it would be more like:
It’s all fun and games til someone bounces just a little bit too high
> It’s all fun and games til someone bounces just a little bit too high
It’s all fun and games til someone bounces __when they are just a little bit _too_ high__
And to the left…
Complaints department is downstairs, your welcome to take the elevator to your left.
Then it’s just fun.
Let’s not talk about cutting
The difference between falling off a 3 meter building and a 30 meter building:
The first, thunk, ahhhhhh!
The second, ahhhhh!! thunk
What’s the difference between a skydiver and a golfer? A golfer goes whack, damn. A skydiver goes damn, whack.
Thought this was r/WCGW for a second..
This is a future r/WCGW candidate
Still belongs there because…well, what could go wrong?
That should have added net walls to stop people from falling over the edge but even then it’s still a stupid idea
I think there is at least a net underneath that extends out 6ish feet. (You can see it in the first frames of the video) Still not enough assurance for me but it’s there.
I'd still die somehow
It’s nice when people have goals.
Or is that dreams?
It’s not hard to get double bounced at the wrong angle and fly further than six feet past the edge of this thing.
Right! I've been popcorned well past 6ft of the edge of a trampoline. TBH, we preferred that over smacking the bar.
I've seen some imbalanced launches that send people off these things diagonally, which in this case is probably instant death
I mean, it’s not instant death, you have a few moments before you hit the ground.
To reflect on your most recent life choices.
Like jumping on a trampoline many feet in the air with no wall net.
Or how you should’ve worn your red shirt instead of yellow
Ehh, on second watch it didn't actually look as high up as I thought. Possibly fatal but not guaranteed. 100% guaranteed to fuck you up though. Either way, I would never do this, and if I had to I'd only do it with 25-ft vertical side nets and a fast-deploying parachute. Though if I'm banking on a parachute, it would actually probably be safer for this to be higher lol.
>Ehh, on second watch it didn't actually look as high up as I thought. Possibly fatal but not guaranteed.
I'm not so sure about that. If you use the body lengths of the people as a scale, it looks like that thing is at least 15 meters high and might even be 20 meters high.
10 meters is about the highest a human can fall and hit solid ground and have a fraction of a chance to survive. Anything beyond 10 meters is considered fatal.
Note though that 20 meters isn't nearly high enough for a guaranteed (well, almost guaranteed, freak survivals have happened from basically any height) *instant* death unless you land directly on your head. More likely is that you initially survive the impact and then die horribly a while (sometimes days) later from the internal injuries that you sustained.
Here is a list of all the reasons to absolutely at least try it:
Reason #1: you think the election was stolen.
Reason #2: You did your own research.
Reason #3: You just squeezed a tube of horse paste up your ass and you’re feeling kind of spry.
Reason 4: You think the planet is flat AND it’s getting cooler.
Looks over the horizon in the age-old proving the earth is round test: “hmm, this test is broken”
Reason #5: When you visit someone’s house you go into their bathroom and put your mouth on the end of the toothpaste tube. Then you spit as much saliva into it as you can and then squish and mix the tube so that they never know except for feeling that their toothpaste is a little runny.
🧐 stop it.
You sound like you have too much experience.
I like to play, feel around the medicine cabinet with eyes closed and take whatever random pill feels right by the shape of the bottle.
Oh so you enjoy living dangerously? I heard of this cool trampoline you can try.
Reason #6: You are high and you wanted to be even higher.
Lmfao good one
That’s why so many have red shirts. Expendable characters.
As somebody who broke their back in a trampoline-related accident and has a pretty decent fear of heights this really gets all of my “FuckDisShitImOut”
One time I tried to double backflip and flew off the side onto my head. It was pure luck I didn't break anything.
To be fair it would be the best jump right before it ends.
With trampoline we started the fun, and with trampoline we end the pain. F
I made sure it wasn’t r/whatcouldgowrong.
Absolutely fucking nope
What did i tell you about “nopers”
I... I don't remember
It’s a NOPE for me
It’s a nope from me dawg
gonna go with a nope on this one.
..Dawg." - Randy Jackson
My anxiety just said hello.
Fuck this vid lol
Lol I know my stomach was dropping while watching
I fr almost had a panic attack
Looks like something out of squid game
This is the highest rated single emoji comment I've ever seen on Reddit.
Are people here.... nice now?
only approved response
This is the highest rated dual emoji comment I've ever seen on Reddit.
Are people here.... nice now?
No, I think they are just skewing younger and also more redditors from other social media platforms. Seeing emoji replys on Reddit is sad which makes me old and sad
Maybe you should follow subreddits that are tailored to your specific crafts, hobbies, and passions.
That way you can avoid emojis which express emotions, and you can focus on the ideal way to express oneself.
Sorry old man. You're just out of touch. You're bad at understanding young people with their new lexicon. A tale as old as time.
You must be one of those VIPs.
VIPs: I have not been entertained in years and my boredom is agony
Also VIPs: lol 😂😂 funny sex number!!!
I was surprised just how bad the VIP acting was compared to the rest of the show. The contrast is too high
I *think* that was done on purpose so you'd hate them more.
A lot of asian movies have the pig westerner type come in and act like such a completely unreasonable douchebag. I feel like I've seen those types of characters so many times I didn't even flinch but looking back yeah it was a sharp downgrade in quality
Correct. Also apparently because the korean audience wouldn’t easily understand the English dialogue, they kept it simple and slower. Also helps to make them seem shallow and hateable.
Not much talent in South Korea that fits the rich American mould to pick from. It's probably how South Koreans feel when one of their actors appears in an American movie.
I think it was chosen because Elon Musk, currently the richest man in the world, makes that joke _a lot_.
>69 days after 4/20 again haha
Because sixty nine died
I see this as a Battle Royale squid game, 5 start on the trampoline, 1 leaves.
Or 4 leave.
Crack the egg
I came down here to say this (or to see if somebody else had) so thanks
yup i had to double check the sub
What's the policy on falling to your death?
Jail time dying is aginst the law.
Straight to jail.
We have the best trampolines in the world...because of jail.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
You jump too high? Jail. You jump for too long? Jail.
You use trampoline on ground?
Reddit is godamn hilarious!!!!
Fall off the trampoline and die? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Stop jumping, jail. Jump too much, jail. Almost fall off and grabbed the ledge? Believe it or not, jail
Someone would finally be able to use the line "did you fall from heaven?"
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looked like it did.
"Because you are deeply unconscious and bleeding from a facial fracture."
Yeah I'm not a doctor or anything, but I'm pretty certain the bones are supposed to be on the inside.
DOUBLE BOUNCE ME!!
That’s not how we do things around here.
Double bounce me or I'll tell everybody about this place!
(Sobbing) I hate you Pierce.
*falling into dumpster noises*
Oh my god... Joshua was racist
It's going to be a maze
some are just natural jumpers
By God I will tweet it!!!!
You get up here and double bounce me or I will tell everybody about this place!
Its going to be a maze…
And some are just… natural jumpers
A place free from darkness…
Oh my god! Joshua was racist.
That was out of no where
non-whites ruin everything….
omg I literally JUST watched this episode for the first time ever like an hour ago. That’s amazing
Of course Community gets referenced.
Hella nope. That is too high without some kind of safety. Too easy to be flung off
I do think at the start you can see netting that goes around the outside and up a bit. Wouldn't be enough for me though 😂
I think that’s just the edge of the netting :(
If you look carefully at the start you can see the netting goes further out and up 😄 still just netting wanna hope it doesn't rip!
I would feel more comfortable if there was like a trapeze safety net below them
Personally I would feel more comfortable on a ground trampoline or perhaps even dead.
Yeah, I thought at first it was going vertical to make sure they can't fly outside the trampoline part but it appears to simply be flat and extending maybe 10 feet around the edges of the trampoline. It may be beneath the trampoline. Definitely not enough for me to feel safe. That *may* save you if you just barely miss the trampoline coming down but it may not be sturdy enough even for that.
at 0:02 you can literally see human sized holes where the net is threaded to the frame, no fuck no.
Yeah and since it hanging from a crane it's also swaying. Nightmare fuel lol
Everysingle time a jump is made, small imperfections within the trampoline fabric are made. Wonder who's the lucky guy who will rupture it. Nope
"Wonder who's the lucky guy who will rupture it." Out of context is great.
Things to say after breaking up with a girl as you head out the door.
Squid game season two
I can't wait for the r/Whatcouldgowrong video to come out
That’s the sickest shit I’ve seen in a minute! Where can I sign up and do this!?!?
You’re a psychopath confirmed
Easy to type those words out, another thing entirely to actually do it
You calling me out lol
No way, I would never call out someone with so much *adrenaline*
Please prove him wrong and post a video of you on it
Dude I wish I could!!! I need to find this.
Can’t believe there aren’t more people that would do this. Yeah I probably wouldn’t do a quadruple backflip but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t have fun up there 😂
Right!!!!!!!??? Hell yeah!
Also that sucker is wide as hell, it would be incredibly hard for one of us average joes to double bounce the other off
I had to scroll for a while to find another psycho that would do this. Good to know I’m not the only one. Thank you
I would honestly try this, I just wouldn't go quite as crazy when jumping 😅
Wanna jump 10 feet in the air......while 100 feet in the air?
More like 40ft. What if was over water?
Now THAT sounds fun.
Yeah that sounds great. I don't get why anyone would wanna be high up in the air for no benefit lol. Well, I do get it, it's probably an adrenaline thing. But some water to throw yourself into sounds nice.
And not one of them had the decency to fall off it, selfish!
Seriously… I kept watching and waiting
That one guy definitely started drifting that way though. Made me clench my buttcheeks.
No way would I operate that crane. Just asking to lose you’re certification
Yeahhhhh, that’s gotta be unacceptable to osha.
What I just don't get is, there is **absolutely no benefit** to doing this
only added downside risk
The benefit is that it’s fun for those who find it to be so. It’s the same reason why people race fast cars, surf 50 ft waves, and BASE jump. Risk taking is part of those things which make life exciting.
Ok who went out of bounds ?
Brain need endorphins.
Also, who the fuck has the money to do this shit?
I would be too busy freaking out about how high it is from the ground to actually enjoy it. I'll stick to grounded trampolines, thanks.
I assumed the people jumping on it were in harnesses or there was some sort of safety mechanism.
Doesn’t look like it. So no thanks!
That's a nope from me, dawg
Just have a safety net outside…
wait this is the safety net
So. God. Dam. Stupid
This chick is falling about 3,4 feet and that’s already a huge gamble.
As for that insane crane-set up
Yaaaa !! Riiiiiigggghhhttt
I’ve parasailed off a mountain and you couldn’t pay me to do this. Just no.
Don’t let the emo kid on there
Yeah, so fuck that.
Yeah Nope. Imagine gettin bounced out of it 💀
This is just a terrible idea all the way around
I would look like I was trapped in a spiderweb and dead
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
If this was hanging off a hot air balloon and everyone had parachutes, that would really be r/nextfuckinglevel. But it’s a start.
Seems like they ought to have another trampoline at ground level