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They put a trampoline in the sky

They put a trampoline in the sky

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Iamalsodirtydan

Ive fallen off enough trampolines to know this is a fantastically bad idea lol


rocky20817

“It seemed like a good idea at the time.”


TurnkeyLurker

*“It seemed like a good idea at the AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa......." . . . . . (_thunk_)


webworks2000

r/perfectlycutscreams


ppppie_

if it were perfectly cut it would be more like: “AA-“


bananabandanamannana

It’s all fun and games til someone bounces just a little bit too high


TurnkeyLurker

> It’s all fun and games til someone bounces just a little bit too high It’s all fun and games til someone bounces __when they are just a little bit _too_ high__


Quick_Ad_470

And to the left…


ElderKyklopes

Complaints department is downstairs, your welcome to take the elevator to your left.


BuddhaDBear

Then it’s just fun.


PAs_Maniac

Let’s not talk about cutting


MoopyFour

Yowza babowza


dkedy1988

The difference between falling off a 3 meter building and a 30 meter building: The first, thunk, ahhhhhh! The second, ahhhhh!! thunk


necovex

What’s the difference between a skydiver and a golfer? A golfer goes whack, damn. A skydiver goes damn, whack.


Clean-Profile-6153

Thought this was r/WCGW for a second..


harrysapien

This is a future r/WCGW candidate


Iamaconfuzzedhooman

Same


Greatest-JBP

Still belongs there because…well, what could go wrong?


thecowgoesmeoww

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Brickmaster3000

That should have added net walls to stop people from falling over the edge but even then it’s still a stupid idea


wickawickawatts

I think there is at least a net underneath that extends out 6ish feet. (You can see it in the first frames of the video) Still not enough assurance for me but it’s there.


CarePassMeDatAss

I'd still die somehow


Expresso_Support

It’s nice when people have goals.


flynnfx

Or is that dreams?


Mikeytruant850

It’s not hard to get double bounced at the wrong angle and fly further than six feet past the edge of this thing.


Wu-Tang_Cam

Right! I've been popcorned well past 6ft of the edge of a trampoline. TBH, we preferred that over smacking the bar.


2horde

I've seen some imbalanced launches that send people off these things diagonally, which in this case is probably instant death


Ravenhaft

I mean, it’s not instant death, you have a few moments before you hit the ground.


wyskiboat

To reflect on your most recent life choices.


ARustyShackle

Like jumping on a trampoline many feet in the air with no wall net.


youneedcheesusinside

Or how you should’ve worn your red shirt instead of yellow


Moosemaster21

Ehh, on second watch it didn't actually look as high up as I thought. Possibly fatal but not guaranteed. 100% guaranteed to fuck you up though. Either way, I would never do this, and if I had to I'd only do it with 25-ft vertical side nets and a fast-deploying parachute. Though if I'm banking on a parachute, it would actually probably be safer for this to be higher lol.


harrysapien

>Ehh, on second watch it didn't actually look as high up as I thought. Possibly fatal but not guaranteed. I'm not so sure about that. If you use the body lengths of the people as a scale, it looks like that thing is at least 15 meters high and might even be 20 meters high. 10 meters is about the highest a human can fall and hit solid ground and have a fraction of a chance to survive. Anything beyond 10 meters is considered fatal.


whoami_whereami

Note though that 20 meters isn't nearly high enough for a guaranteed (well, almost guaranteed, freak survivals have happened from basically any height) *instant* death unless you land directly on your head. More likely is that you initially survive the impact and then die horribly a while (sometimes days) later from the internal injuries that you sustained.


istrx13

Here is a list of all the reasons to absolutely at least try it:


J-Love-McLuvin

Reason #1: you think the election was stolen.


sandwichman7896

Reason #2: You did your own research.


Bryanssong

Reason #3: You just squeezed a tube of horse paste up your ass and you’re feeling kind of spry.


sustainable_stu

Reason 4: You think the planet is flat AND it’s getting cooler.


heeltoelemon

Looks over the horizon in the age-old proving the earth is round test: “hmm, this test is broken”


PloppyCheesenose

Reason #5: When you visit someone’s house you go into their bathroom and put your mouth on the end of the toothpaste tube. Then you spit as much saliva into it as you can and then squish and mix the tube so that they never know except for feeling that their toothpaste is a little runny.


ErickKlous

🧐 stop it.


Certain_Cup533

You sound like you have too much experience.


Many-Goose-9158

I like to play, feel around the medicine cabinet with eyes closed and take whatever random pill feels right by the shape of the bottle.


Iridal05

Oh so you enjoy living dangerously? I heard of this cool trampoline you can try.


Playboy_Pirate

Reason #6: You are high and you wanted to be even higher.


matto_blatto

Lmfao good one


JeremyStein

That’s why so many have red shirts. Expendable characters.


bunksteve

As somebody who broke their back in a trampoline-related accident and has a pretty decent fear of heights this really gets all of my “FuckDisShitImOut”


vainglorious11

One time I tried to double backflip and flew off the side onto my head. It was pure luck I didn't break anything.


Drachonus

To be fair it would be the best jump right before it ends.


norudin

With trampoline we started the fun, and with trampoline we end the pain. F


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NerderBirder

I made sure it wasn’t r/whatcouldgowrong.


No_Presentation1242

Nope.


ajclem7

Nope


hambop

Absolutely fucking nope


naeads

nopey


Zeek_Seeks_Gains

Nopers


dranoela

Nopeity Nope


acid-jazz

Nopeington


SeSuSo

Nopeistan


half-baked_axx

No


Skullgasher

hell no


bigbadmarsh

What did i tell you about “nopers”


AmbivalentWaffle

I... I don't remember


hammertime2009

Nope


afterbirth_slime

Nope.


MilkofGuthix

Nope


tempurary2021

It’s a NOPE for me


SonnyJoon

It’s a nope from me dawg


Apprehensive-Syrup70

gonna go with a nope on this one.


quetzumaki

..Dawg." - Randy Jackson


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My anxiety just said hello. Fuck this vid lol


ImOutOfNamesNow

Lol I know my stomach was dropping while watching


Goldfish134

I fr almost had a panic attack


zztop610

Looks like something out of squid game


Express-Musician-974

😂


gmanz33

This is the highest rated single emoji comment I've ever seen on Reddit. Are people here.... nice now?


DaTuntunus

🐋💨


ruckyruciano

Whale fart


crowdeddreams

🔭🦔


mackenzie_X

only approved response


talminator101

This is the highest rated dual emoji comment I've ever seen on Reddit. Are people here.... nice now?


h_word

No, I think they are just skewing younger and also more redditors from other social media platforms. Seeing emoji replys on Reddit is sad which makes me old and sad


wallawalla_

Maybe you should follow subreddits that are tailored to your specific crafts, hobbies, and passions. That way you can avoid emojis which express emotions, and you can focus on the ideal way to express oneself. Sorry old man. You're just out of touch. You're bad at understanding young people with their new lexicon. A tale as old as time.


th-grt-gtsby

You must be one of those VIPs.


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funky_gigolo

VIPs: I have not been entertained in years and my boredom is agony Also VIPs: lol 😂😂 funny sex number!!!


Fig1024

I was surprised just how bad the VIP acting was compared to the rest of the show. The contrast is too high


alien_from_Europa

I *think* that was done on purpose so you'd hate them more.


KDawG888

A lot of asian movies have the pig westerner type come in and act like such a completely unreasonable douchebag. I feel like I've seen those types of characters so many times I didn't even flinch but looking back yeah it was a sharp downgrade in quality


FowlOnTheHill

Correct. Also apparently because the korean audience wouldn’t easily understand the English dialogue, they kept it simple and slower. Also helps to make them seem shallow and hateable.


funky_gigolo

Not much talent in South Korea that fits the rich American mould to pick from. It's probably how South Koreans feel when one of their actors appears in an American movie.


alien_from_Europa

I think it was chosen because Elon Musk, currently the richest man in the world, makes that joke _a lot_. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1277359833721655302?t=d8f0TW-rzdqd28bAx8ncLg >69 days after 4/20 again haha


RekYaAll

Because sixty nine died


d33psix

I see this as a Battle Royale squid game, 5 start on the trampoline, 1 leaves.


hadtomakeaprofile

Or 4 leave.


I_just_learnt

Crack the egg


ohmy_cod

I came down here to say this (or to see if somebody else had) so thanks


pcp2md

r/whatcouldgowrong


pigflion

yup i had to double check the sub


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FakeBenson

What's the policy on falling to your death?


kawaboonga00

not allowed


FakeBenson

Jail time dying is aginst the law.


SmileyRhea

Straight to jail.


kog

We have the best trampolines in the world...because of jail.


retroassassin907

*Suicide?* Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Cr1tikalMoist

You jump too high? Jail. You jump for too long? Jail.


Pak1stanMan

You use trampoline on ground? Jail.


KarateCrenner

Double bounce? Jail.


norudin

Reddit is godamn hilarious!!!!


Ionlyhave15toes

Fall off the trampoline and die? Believe it or not, straight to jail.


gbuub

Stop jumping, jail. Jump too much, jail. Almost fall off and grabbed the ledge? Believe it or not, jail


Missjiffizz

Someone would finally be able to use the line "did you fall from heaven?"


ContentMetal

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looked like it did.


ElectionAssistance

"Because you are deeply unconscious and bleeding from a facial fracture."


TheeMrBlonde

Yeah I'm not a doctor or anything, but I'm pretty certain the bones are supposed to be on the inside.


80PercentAshamedOfU

DOUBLE BOUNCE ME!!


CabinetofDoom

That’s not how we do things around here.


spedkey

Double bounce me or I'll tell everybody about this place!


CabinetofDoom

(Sobbing) I hate you Pierce.


CelestialAndrew

*falling into dumpster noises*


Domonero

Oh my god... Joshua was racist


Lavenderstarz

It's going to be a maze


msg45f

some are just natural jumpers


mightbedylan

ILLEGAL TRAMPOLINE!


spiritintheskyy

Faaaaatheeeer


digitaltravelr

By God I will tweet it!!!!


imapieceofshitk

You get up here and double bounce me or I will tell everybody about this place!


DrD0lphin

Its going to be a maze…


lickthetiger

And some are just… natural jumpers


DrD0lphin

A place free from darkness…


hmc317

Oh my god! Joshua was racist.


msg45f

That was out of no where


Your-Death-Is-Near

non-whites ruin everything….


cluelessbutyoung

omg I literally JUST watched this episode for the first time ever like an hour ago. That’s amazing


jpruinc

r/unexpectedcommunity


Niel15

Of course Community gets referenced.


Aramedlig

Hella nope. That is too high without some kind of safety. Too easy to be flung off


Separate-Stable-9996

I do think at the start you can see netting that goes around the outside and up a bit. Wouldn't be enough for me though 😂


Penelope1000000

I think that’s just the edge of the netting :(


Separate-Stable-9996

If you look carefully at the start you can see the netting goes further out and up 😄 still just netting wanna hope it doesn't rip!


mochacub22

I would feel more comfortable if there was like a trapeze safety net below them


gmanz33

Personally I would feel more comfortable on a ground trampoline or perhaps even dead.


proudbakunkinman

Yeah, I thought at first it was going vertical to make sure they can't fly outside the trampoline part but it appears to simply be flat and extending maybe 10 feet around the edges of the trampoline. It may be beneath the trampoline. Definitely not enough for me to feel safe. That *may* save you if you just barely miss the trampoline coming down but it may not be sturdy enough even for that.


xorbe

at 0:02 you can literally see human sized holes where the net is threaded to the frame, no fuck no.


Separate-Stable-9996

Yeah and since it hanging from a crane it's also swaying. Nightmare fuel lol


Mamba_Skillz

Everysingle time a jump is made, small imperfections within the trampoline fabric are made. Wonder who's the lucky guy who will rupture it. Nope


Jaycetherat3

"Wonder who's the lucky guy who will rupture it." Out of context is great.


Masticatron

Things to say after breaking up with a girl as you head out the door.


VashTheStampy

Squid game season two


cardboardroof

I can't wait for the r/Whatcouldgowrong video to come out


Nightfans

And r/winstupidprizes


hankthaskank

That’s the sickest shit I’ve seen in a minute! Where can I sign up and do this!?!?


Rilgonist

You’re a psychopath confirmed


ZeroCalorieBacon

Easy to type those words out, another thing entirely to actually do it


hankthaskank

You calling me out lol


ZeroCalorieBacon

No way, I would never call out someone with so much *adrenaline*


hankthaskank

🤣


420Frozone

Please prove him wrong and post a video of you on it


hankthaskank

Dude I wish I could!!! I need to find this.


Calebbr21

Can’t believe there aren’t more people that would do this. Yeah I probably wouldn’t do a quadruple backflip but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t have fun up there 😂


hankthaskank

Right!!!!!!!??? Hell yeah!


Calebbr21

Also that sucker is wide as hell, it would be incredibly hard for one of us average joes to double bounce the other off


jdubsb09

I had to scroll for a while to find another psycho that would do this. Good to know I’m not the only one. Thank you


radditor5

www.trampolinedeath.com


elfbuster

I would honestly try this, I just wouldn't go quite as crazy when jumping 😅


mcbustamante19

Wanna jump 10 feet in the air......while 100 feet in the air?


Safe-Ad4001

More like 40ft. What if was over water?


ungluedostrich

Now THAT sounds fun.


Watertor

Yeah that sounds great. I don't get why anyone would wanna be high up in the air for no benefit lol. Well, I do get it, it's probably an adrenaline thing. But some water to throw yourself into sounds nice.


frumpbumble

And not one of them had the decency to fall off it, selfish!


Username_AlwaysTaken

Seriously… I kept watching and waiting


Broken_Petite

That one guy definitely started drifting that way though. Made me clench my buttcheeks.


ArthursOldMan

No way would I operate that crane. Just asking to lose you’re certification


heeltoelemon

Yeahhhhh, that’s gotta be unacceptable to osha.


hansbkk

What I just don't get is, there is **absolutely no benefit** to doing this only added downside risk


charizardspitfire

The benefit is that it’s fun for those who find it to be so. It’s the same reason why people race fast cars, surf 50 ft waves, and BASE jump. Risk taking is part of those things which make life exciting.


twattytee

Ok who went out of bounds ?


SkinkAttendant

But why?


PAM111

Brain need endorphins.


hamernaut

Also, who the fuck has the money to do this shit?


TigerOnStandby

I would be too busy freaking out about how high it is from the ground to actually enjoy it. I'll stick to grounded trampolines, thanks.


Broken_Petite

I assumed the people jumping on it were in harnesses or there was some sort of safety mechanism. Doesn’t look like it. So no thanks!


ImSoupOrCereal

That's a nope from me, dawg


TypoRegerts

Just have a safety net outside… wait this is the safety net


Choiceburrito69

So. God. Dam. Stupid


Mystepchildsucksass

This chick is falling about 3,4 feet and that’s already a huge gamble. As for that insane crane-set up Yaaaa !! Riiiiiigggghhhttt ![gif](giphy|3o85xnYxeojLcZ7GNy|downsized)


thatswhatthatis

I’ve parasailed off a mountain and you couldn’t pay me to do this. Just no.


Patisrel

Don’t let the emo kid on there


gh0styghost

Yeah, so fuck that.


A-Soulscape

Yeah Nope. Imagine gettin bounced out of it 💀


Gluten_maximus

This is just a terrible idea all the way around


Deluxe78

I would look like I was trapped in a spiderweb and dead


SmoothUsual8187

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


ranting_chef

If this was hanging off a hot air balloon and everyone had parachutes, that would really be r/nextfuckinglevel. But it’s a start.


zfmpdx315

Seems like they ought to have another trampoline at ground level